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Britney pops out to buy a CD
2007-11-23 12:27:00
Britney Spears was seen buying a CD at the Virgin Records store in LA on Thanksgiving, before driving back to the Four Season hotel where she spent the rest of the day (probably playing twister with Alli and Sam). Will she ever tame that rats nest? If she doesn’t fix it soon, she’ll end up with the Amy Winehouse beehive. Hey, who am I kidding. She’ll just do her crazy, whip down to the hairdresser salon and shave it all off. In other Britney news, the cover artwork for her second single Piece of me has been released and its totally uninspiring. They may as well have stuck a bucket of fried chicken on there and captioned it “You want a piece of this?” Britney would be so down with that!
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No, fuck you Avril!
2007-11-23 11:41:00
Avril Lavigne and her troll of a boyfriend Deryck Whibley, were spotted shopping at a 99 cent store in LA on Wednesday. When Avril saw the paps, she got all huffy and gave them the finger. Just one minute later, a truck screeched around the corner and mowed them down. Oh, sorry…wrong dream story. It makes you wonder though, what these two douchebags were doing at a 99 cent store. Isn’t that a little upmarket for them? I mean, Avril looks like the type who wears the same pair of knickers every day. Once a whore, always a whore.
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Heather Mills just wont STFU
2007-11-23 11:13:00
Heather Mills just doesn’t know when to shut her pie hole. While speaking at Trinity College in Dublin, Ireland on Wednesday night, where she was an honorary patron, she started talking about how badly she was being portrayed in the media. She said, “Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby - these people who have lots of money, they’re either snobby or they’re stingy. If you have lots of money you have to be stingy because why would you that amount of money” She later said, “I don’t think anything can prepare you for being treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile when all you have done in 17 years is charity work.” Yeah, bullshit. Once she gets her filthy hands on that money, she’ll be off to Louis Vuitton for a shopping spree and then off to a cosmetic surgeon for a new leg. Too bad we’re not that advanced ...
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Clip of the day
2007-11-23 10:54:00
“Dumb water” [LisaNova]
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Daily hotness
2007-11-23 10:50:00
Born in Sudbury, Massachusetts on June 13, 1981, to a dentist and a dancer, Chris Evans lived quite a comfortable childhood. At home he had a supportive family and in high school he was considered a popular guy, with loads of friends and a busy social life. He spent the majority of his childhood in Boston before his love of acting brought him to New York City the summer after his junior year of high school. It was during this time that the aspiring actor alternated between an internship at a casting office and summer acting classes. With a little help from a contact he made that summer, Evans began auditioning shortly after graduating from high school. Evans scored his breakout role as a popular jock in Not Another Teen Movie and followed with a role in the moderately successful comedy The Perfect Score before truly coming into his own before the cameras. [Most beautiful man]
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Happy Thanksgiving
2007-11-22 14:04:00
Happy Thanksgiving my beautiful readers. Be happy and don’t eat too much turkey! I will be taking the day off, but I shall return to you tomorrow with a special bumper edition!!! It’ll be non-stop gossip all day long! I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all for visiting the site every day and leaving your wonderful thoughts. It amazes me that people are reading my little blog all over the world. If you so happen to be reading this on such a wonderful day and you’re missing the daily scoop, have a look back through the archives and reminisce on the last three weeks. And I want you to know, that this is just the beginning of something great and I would like you all to be apart of that. One last thing, If you haven’t registered at the Official Lil’ tOmtOm forum, then getcha asses over there, sign up and join in on the banter! I hope you all have a wonderful day. Much love, Lil T xo
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Paris gets a new dog
2007-11-22 02:53:00
We all know Paris Hilton loves “shoes, bags and toys”. And she also happens to be a fan of those adorable hand bag accessories she goes through like toilet paper - dogs! “I got a new puppy in Korea,” Paris tells In Touch. “I was walking down the street and there was this pet store and the owner gave me a puppy because he said she looked like me. She’s a Korean teacup Pomeranian and I named her Marilyn Monroe!” Whatever happened to that little bundle of joy Tinkerbell? She must of gotten too old and they put her down. And by old, I mean one week old. At least we don’t have to worry about the Parasite having children - she’ll just pop out crabs and tuna. And if she’s smart, she’ll blend up all that goodness, bottle it and sell it as Seafood Mornay sauce. I know, it’s gross, but hey, shes Paris and people buy anything these days. Here she is shopping up a seafood whip (excuse the pun) in Shanghai, China. She is there for th...

Britney gets a new driver & new boyfriend?
2007-11-22 01:13:00
Britney was looking Trashtastic as usual, when she went out for dinner last night with her rumored new boyfriend Michael Marchand. Life and Style magazine is reporting that Michael is a”struggling waiter” who Brit became infatuated with a few weeks ago. When will she learn that these type of guys will only exploit her and use her as a ride to fame and fortune. Just look at K-Fed! He’s a household name now thanks to Britney. On the upside, she got a new driver yesterday. And on the downside, she was still wearing those damn boots! I tell ya, you can’t teach an old dog, new tricks.
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Tom Cruise is straight now
2007-11-22 00:16:00
In Touch Weekly had me all built up for some juicy pictures of Tom Cruise sucking dick, but the private investigator they hired to find out his true sexuality, is claiming that Tom is completely heterosexual. He said, “Everything I’ve found and everything I know points to Tom being heterosexual.” Bullshit! Tommy and Xenu are obviously doing it, or they wouldn’t have paid In Touch to say anything. I bet Xenu is bending Tommy over right now, lubing him up for a good pounding. When you’re Tom Cruise and you’re so far in the closet that you’re standing next to Larry Craig, there’s no better way to end the day, by taking a whole ten inches. It’s true..the god’s really are blessed! [Source: In Touch]
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A Lohan holiday
2007-11-21 18:30:00
Looks like the Lohan ’s are going to be spending Thanksgiving together after all! The family, along with Lindsay’s boyfriend Riley Giles, were spotted having dinner at NYC hotspot Cirpriani last night, although they didn’t seem to enjoy the attention as much as they normally would. Just look at Dina! She’s looking more and more like a horse every day. I think it’s her mane that does it. That aside, she looks pretty pissed off. She’s probably just angry because that was supposed to be “exclusive” footage for her TV show. I just hope she remembers to include footage of her being a crazy ass. That’s the Dina we know and love!
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Lourdes to star in Harry Potter?
2007-11-21 17:24:00
Madonna’s eleven year old daughter, Lourdes , is set to score a role in the next Harry Potter film after Warner Brothers approached her with the offer. The Sun reports that she is desperate to accept the role. A source said, “Lola has definitely inherited her mother’s hunger for fame. After all her recent public appearances, looking more like a sophisticated teen than a child, the attention on her is really growing. Offers have poured in - film offers, sponsorship. An executive at Warner’s wanted to cast Lola in the last Potter film and has renewed his interest for the next movie. Lola would love to do it - she is a huge fan.” Jesus and sweet baby jesus, please tell me this is true?! If Lourdes is going to launch her career, then Harry Potter is perfect! I bet they’ve got her down to play a younger Dumbledore with a shorter beard. I told you her fuzz would come in useful didn’t I?
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Amy is a role model ???
2007-11-21 15:54:00
Amy Winehouse played in Blackpool last night as part of tour. Sources say the show went well and Amy came out to greet her fans. She paid special attention to a girl who had replicated Amy’s trademark “Beehive” hairstyle, while the camera’s paid special attention to that white, powdery stuff in her nostril. Yes, because Amy’s such a good role model to little kids with her coke addiction and bulimia. Seriously, what’s up with kids these days? Britney, Amy and Paris are not role models! You may as well let Jenna Jameson launch her own “How to..” book on “aerobics” for kiddies, graphic pictures and all. Jenna would be a good role model right? [Splash news]
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JRM mourning loss of his mother
2007-11-21 15:13:00
Actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who just days ago was arrested for public drunkenness in Dublin airport, is mourning the death of his mother Geraldine Meyers-O’Keeffe, 50, after she died from a short illness in a Cork hospital on Tuesday. He was spotted yesterday walking the streets of London drinking a can of Cider. As for drinking on the street, big deal. Over there, you have to at least be 5 times over the limit to even be considered normal anyways, so cut him some slack, OK? Once he’s back in America, he’ll be up for a regular grilling. Meantime, I hope he gets better. [Source: BBC News]
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Fool’s Gold. And fool’s for making this movie.
2007-11-21 14:23:00
Take a look at the the trailer for Kate Kudson and Matthew McConaughey’s new film Fool ’s Gold , being released in theatres February 2008. Basically, if you mixed dog shit and cat piss together, you’d get algae colored dribble…exactly what this movie looks like. I think I’ll pass.
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Clip of the day
2007-11-21 12:38:00
Beckhams in America spoof [NewmanAndFink]
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Daily hotness
2007-11-21 12:31:00
-For Quinn- Taylor Kitsch, born in Kelowna, British Columbia, is a Canadian actor and model. Kitsch moved to New York in 2002 upon receiving an opportunity to pursue modeling with IMG and study acting with coach Sheila Gray. Stayed in NY for two years and signed with Untitled Entertainment. He also became certified as a nutritionist and personal trainer while living in NY. Kitsch moved to Los Angeles for eight months in 2004 to continue studying acting. He did print with Nous Model Management and modeled for Abercrombie & Fitch. Last year he scored the break he was waiting for and signed up to star in the NBC show Friday Night Lights. [Most beautiful man]
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Tom Cruise is gay…duh
2007-11-21 05:49:00
A private investigator is claiming that he has tracked Tom Cruise s’ secret gay trysts in the new issue of In Touch Weekly. This new development comes after years of speculation about his sexuality. What will the scientologists think? I bet Xenu will give Tommy spanky spanky and then they’ll be done with it. It’s like the closeted republicans…we know they’re there, but we’ll leave ‘em be. You just know Tommy is gonna shit himself when he sees this cover. Either that or he’ll head straight to a public toilet to blow a load. Hey, a boy’s gotta let off stream somehow!

Oprah’s favorite things
2007-11-21 01:05:00
Oprah’s “favorite things” episode aired today and some of the gifts she gave out included Camcorders, Ugg boots, Cupcakes and fridges. Don’t you just love it when the crowd go full on nutso. It’s like watching a bunch of kids screaming at each other. That being said, I’m just a little bit jealous. Tehe. Click HERE to see the full of Oprah’s favorite things for 2007.
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Britney defies court orders? Or not..
2007-11-20 15:07:00
When it comes to the law, I’m sure Britney Spears knows all the loopholes like she knows the inside of her muff. Brit Brit was photographed yesterday, teaching her kids how to drive in a toy motorised truck, which may or may not be in violation of the court order that prevented her from driving with her kids in the car. I suspect Team K-Fed will have something to say about this - back in court. Too bad Britney, Sean and Jayden didn’t catch Candy Spelling tottering around her garden and run her down. Or even Fed-Ex himself. I trust she would have cleaned them up, considering her good aim. Brit for president!
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Mary Kate is hospitalised.
2007-11-20 14:34:00
Mary-Kate Olsen was rushed to an emergency room on Monday after developing a Kidney infection. It’s the latest blow for the starlet, after she was diagnosed with anorexia in 2004. Her representative, Nicole Caruso said: “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.” Get better my little troll! Let’s just hope your cunt of a sister Ashlee doesn’t slip a few pills into your morning orange juice. You just know she’s itching for MK for float away to troll heaven it so she can have all the limelight. Bitch! [Source: People]
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Clip of the day
2007-11-20 13:55:00
Britney’s Blog “On the paparazzi” [Britneyblogyayyy]
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Daily hotness
2007-11-20 13:08:00
Channing Tatum, born April 26, 1980 in Cullman, Alabama is an American actor and former model. After beginning his career as a fashion model, he has branched out into acting roles, appearing in the films Havoc (2005), Coach Carter (2005), Supercross (2005), She’s the Man, then Step Up, and A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, all of which were released in 2006. Channing Tatum, an image that represents the new generation of hip and urban sensation is taking over America by surprise. A face with well defined jaw-line, a clean shaven head, and a race car dive that is full of energy and edginess in the Mountain Dew commercial 2002 give Channing all the attention that he can handle. [Most beautiful man]
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Candy Spelling just won’t STFU!
2007-11-20 00:01:00
Candy Spell ing , mother of Tori Spelling, is obviously bored shitless sitting at home with all her buckets of money, because she decided to write a column for the Huffington Post on Sunday, talking about Britney Spears. Candy wrote, ” Enough. It’s time to leave this girl alone. She didn’t run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff’s deputy on purpose. I’ve seen “breaking news” of her driving on many networks, and I don’t think her aim is that good.” She went on to say, “Personally, I don’t think Britney is that fascinating, and she and her sons don’t look that different in photos taken five seconds or five days apart. Three feet is enough. We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn’t given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?” Who the fuck does she think she is? Lil’ tOmtO...
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Lourdes is a pretty, furry creature
2007-11-19 23:13:00
Guy Ritchie took his two children, Lourdes and Rocco to a screening of Fred Clause in Leicester Square, London on Monday. I did you all the favor of zooming in on Lourdes’ furry bits. Seriously, if she doesn’t start shaving that ’stache by next month, I suspect they’re gonna call her He-she at school. And please do something about that Mono-brow! Poor girl..
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Heather Mills is a hypocrite
2007-11-19 17:53:00
Heather Mills just wont disappear! The former model turned gold digger, is now planting her mug on billboards for an environmental campaign, encouraging people to go vegan, to help reduce greenhouse gas emissions caused by meat production. In one of the posters, it appears that she is making fun of herself. The logo reads “You haven’t got a leg to stand on”, which is directed at the meat eaters. She was at the launch for the campaign at Speakers’ Corner in Hyde Park, London on Monday and turned up in a fuel guzzling Mercedes. What a fucking hypocrite. She goes around the world preaching her bullshit and then she has the nerve to drive a Merc! And that whole joke with the legs…wasn’t she just complaining about Paul calling her a “one legged bitch” a week ago? She’s a walking irony. Seriously, she needs to have another accident or something. Just anything. Fuck! [Source: Daily Mail]
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Like we didn’t see this coming..
2007-11-19 15:28:00
Jonathon Rhys Meyers, star of the new movie August Rush, was arrested in Dublin airport yesterday following public drunkeness and breach of the peace. He was released on bail and is due to appear in Dublin district court on December 5. Just last year he said, “I gave up drinking a few years ago, and this is the first time I’ve spent time in my country trying not to drink.” What is this I hear? Arrested in Ireland for being drunk? I thought the only places they enforced sobriety were Sunday morning mass and childcares. As for JRM, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Lindsay Lohan tried getting sober…ended up in jail. Bottom line is, if you’re gonna try and kick a habit, you should just give up. Sorry kids. [Source: BCC News]

Fug-O-meter: American Music Award arrivals
2007-11-19 14:50:00
Here’s my Fug-O-Meter report from the 2007 American Music Award s in LA last night. Alicia Keys: Bitch can sing, but she can”t dress. That sequined Armani number looks like it was pieced together by some kids at daycare. It’s feral. And that frizzy hair…and the drag queen makeup. It’s no wonder people think she’s butch. Verdict: Fug! Avril Lavigne: As per usual, she looked like shit. That strapless dress looks like it was inspired by a puddle of vomit. It’s hideous! Verdict: Fug! Beyonce: Beyonce likes to go a little overboard in the style department, but hey I’m not complaining. She was the stand out on the red carpet in her golden gown. Kim Kardashian take note: this is how to pull off a dress with an ass the size of a football field. Verdict: Hot! Carrie Underwood: Hot granny alert! Hot granny alert! Carrie Underwood finally chose an outfit that wouldn’t make her look fifty years old. That being said, her hair still manages...
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Chris Crocker hates his fans
2007-11-19 13:37:00
Chris Croc ker , the kid who screamed “Leave Britney Alone” on Youtube, wrote a blog on his Myspace page entitled “Dear fans. Fuck you”. In short, it is a rant on how he has “not changed” and that “half of the people who call themselves his fans are cunts”. Here’s a highlight: First and foremost: I did not ask to become famous. I simply posted the Britney video on Youtube, just like my other videos.. I didn’t post it with the thought “Oh my god! I’m gonna become so famous!”– so how the fuck dare all of you comment me with shit like “You’ve changed! Where is the Chris we all know and loved?” He didn’t ask to become famous? The kid was practically begging to have his mug on the news. This blog was another desperate plea for attention. I mean, who the hell calls their fans “cunts”. He’s not going to have any fans left if he keeps that shit up.
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Clip of the day
2007-11-19 13:04:00
Fat kid shits himself Dedicated to Ryan [Waffengrunt]
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Daily hotness
2007-11-19 12:51:00
Ricky Martin, born Enrique Martin Morales on December 24, 1971 in Santurce, is a Puerto Rican pop singer who rose to fame, first as a member of the Latin boy band Menudo, then as a solo artist since 1990. Martin is considered a major star in the world of Latin Pop, and is considered to have opened the doors for some of his fellow Latin American singers like Enrique Iglesias, Shakira, and Juanes. Livin’ La Vida Loca made Ricky the first Latin American singer in history to have a U.K. number one hit. [Most beautiful man]
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