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Save the dog!!!
2007-11-18 15:19:00 Britney Spears was seen shopping for some pet supplies at Petco in West Hollywood yesterday. The papparazzi were in such numbers, that the police were called to make sure she left without incident. You people should be angry! Britney is using up all your taxpayer money so police can protect her while she’s out getting her Starbucks and pet supplies*. Why the fuck doesn’t she just buy a Starbucks and a tanning bed and that way she’d be set for life. She wouldn’t even have to set a foot out the door. Oh, I guess I’m being a bit harsh. After all, a girl’s gotta hang with her friends once in a while. Y’know, the ones that take her picture every day…those friends. *Pet supplies is code word for those lolly pops she gets high on. We all know she only carries those dogs for show, then when she gets home, she puts them in the bin like a used nappy. She has no soul! More About: Save
Ben & Tom = stinkbomb
2007-11-18 14:36:00 Tom Cruise was photographed wearing a fat suit and prosthetics on the set of the upcoming Ben Stiller movie, Tropic Thunder, in which he makes a cameo. Oh great. Two fuggy Mcfuggs together. Should be a blast! And by blast, I mean one big stinky flop. Tommy’s new film Lions for Lambs tanked as did Ben Stiller’s film The Heartbreak Kid. Combine their box office poison dust together and we have one big pile of dog shit. I bet Katie will eat it all up like the hungry fame-monger she is. Seriously, she was on this stupid show called Dawson’s Creek and now everyone’s treating her like she matters. Err, no. [Source: OK! Magazine]
Daily hotness
2007-11-18 13:37:00 Gabriel Aubry was born on January 4, 1976 in a beautiful city Montreal, Canada. He is the ultra-elegant French Canadian representing Hugo Boss and Massimo Dutti. The combination of elegance and masculinity has become the trademark of Gabriel Aubry in the world of fashion. As one of the top male models in the business, this proud Canadian radiates his glamor and elegance in many of his works. Perhaps, this quality is the essence that captivates his fans worldwide, and drives designers repeatedly to seek his image in representing their products, Hugo Boss, Tommy Hilfiger and many more. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
Photoshop Awards
2007-11-17 13:43:00 The only decent change they made was to shave off a bit of Adrien Brody’s (above) Gonzo nose. Other than that, the rest look fuglier than what they did before. I mean, just look at SNL star Rachel Dratch (below). Sure, that butterface would need a few hours working on, but they photo shopped her into the realms of down syndrome. Try harder next time! [Source: Radar] More About: Awards , Photoshop , Photosho
28 going on 50
2007-11-17 12:42:00 Prince William was spotted leaving a London nightclub earlier this week, showing off a noticeable balding spot on his head. The 28 year old first starting showing signs of a retreating hair line when he was just 20. With all his millions of dollars, he can’t afford to fix it? We’re talking wigs, prosthetics, hair plugs, treatments, I mean come on, there are so many options! Especially when you look like you’re dying from AIDS. Take a look at the bottom picture which was snapped in his “glory” days. I’m blaming The Queen for his new found fugg. She seems to suck the life out of everything she touches. Shame on her! [Source: Daily Mail] More About: Going , Goin
Daily hotness
2007-11-17 11:51:00 Familiar to international audiences for his role in the popular long-running Australian soap Home and Away, Ryan Kwanten arrived on American television in the drama series Summerland. Born and raised in Sydney, Australia, Kwanten got into acting by chance after accompanying his brother to an audition where Ryan gave a reading and was signed up by the casting agents. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
It gets worse for Brit
2007-11-17 00:30:00 A motion was filed by the LA judge handling Britney Spears’ endless custody battle today, banning her from driving with her kids in the car. The move was made after a court hearing today, during which Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Fed’s lawyer, officially informed the judge that Brit blew a red light with her kiddies in the car last week. We’re told Commissioner Gordon issued the sealed order, as stipulated by lawyers for several of the issues. Poor Brit Brit. Now she won’t have anyone to hold her Starbucks while she’s busy running through red lights and running over people’s feet. HA ! And you just though they were just pretty faces. No, the Spears-Federline children are undeniably talented. Have you not seen those long gazes and searching eyes they pull for the camera? It’s almost as if they’re scared for their lives (and rightfully so). The Bold and the Beautiful here they come!
Trolls come out to play
2007-11-16 17:01:00 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen decided to come out from under their bridge to attend the Seventh on Sale dinner gala to benefit the fight against HIV and AIDS in New York City last night. I’m not sure which is which and nor do I really give a fuck. They’re the shorter, trollier version of Posh Spice, but more scary. Seriously, these two were born and bred to scare the shit out of people. Maybe they should make a horror movie. I mean, just think of how much money they’d save on production. Just turn on the camera and start rolling. PS I found the asian version of the Olsens! Not only do they bear resemblance, but they also like to play a little vomy le dinner upp’. Click HERE to see the video [18+]. More About: Play , Trolls
Spice Girls perform
2007-11-16 14:49:00 The Spice Girls took to the stage last night for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. They performed one of their older songs “Stop” in a military get up and then sung their new single “Headlines (friendship never ends). It was their first TV performance since reuniting. Aren’t these women such great role models? Once upon a time, they were all about “girl power” and now they’re all about being size zero. I bet Posh and Ginger are having an epic battle to see who can fill a bucket of vomit first. I’m putting $20 on Ginger, only because Posh doesn’t have anything to barf up. She just sticks her finger down her throat anyway, just in case she swallowed a bit of toothpaste. More About: Spice Girls , Spice Girl , Perform
Homophobe alert!
2007-11-16 14:20:00 Actor Scott Caan, challenged the papparazzi to a fight when he was photographed leaving the Newsroom Cafe on Robertson Boulevard yesterday. He unleashed a tirade of insults before using the “f” word. “You tryin to be nice about it? I saw you shootin me while I was eatin a cheeseburger. Fuckin jack-off. I’ll give you a thousand dollars to come fight me, how bout that? $2000. $2500. Ten grand if you’ll fight me. Get a real job, you faggot.” Ewww what a loser! I’ve never even heard of him, so he should be licking ass to get his picture taken. Or maybe it was staged to get him in the news. You just don’t know these days. I mean, when you’re competing for attention with the likes of Lilo and Britters, then you really pull something out of the hat. That aside, someone needs to kick his ass. [Image: TMZ] More About: Alert
Clip of the day
2007-11-16 14:00:00 “Gay’s exploiting gays” [airricksreloaded] This guy’s almost as bad as the black hating Jeffree Star. He talks about how “queeny” gays are misrepresenting the gay community and blames them for gays being hated by heterosexuals. Since when should one half of the gay community be accepted and the other not? Fem gays are not to blame. If someone’s homophobic, then it’s not like they’re gonna give him any respect because he’s “Straight acting”. He needs to get the fuck off youtube and stop spreading all this negativity around. Reply: “Gay’s exploiting gays” [Jessematheson] Here’s what our regular guest blogger Cupid had to say about this. One word: owned! More About: Clip
Daily hotness
2007-11-16 13:42:00 Jared Tristan Padalecki was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas, USA. Jared is from Polish descent. Jared started to take acting lessons when he was 12. Then he won the Claim to Fame Contest in 1999 and got to appear on the Teen Choice awards. Jared lived in San Antonio, Texas and attended James Madison High School. He was named a candidate for the year 2000 Presidential Scholars Program. After graduating in the year 2000 he moved to Los Angeles, California to pursue an acting career. He is best known for playing Sam Winchester on the hit television series Supernatural. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
Send him a gift!!
2007-11-16 04:44:00 Myspace “phenomenon” Jeffree Star, just sent a bulletin out to his friends list, giving out a postal address where people can send him gifts. Jeffree Star c/o The Firm 9465 Wilshire Blvd., 6th Fl. Beverly Hills, CA 90212 Oooh my head is spinning with ideas for “gifts”. I’m thinking self inflicting bombs, a “how to..” book on cutting your wrists or a one way ticket to Mexico. I say one way ticket, because the people of Mexico probably wouldn’t be very welcoming to Jeffree Star if they saw this video. But hey, if you still love this racist, crater faced bitch, then go ahead and send him gifts! More About: Gift , Send
She’s in. She’s out.
2007-11-16 01:00:00 So, remember when magazines were claiming that Lindsay Lohan would spend up to seven years in jail for her DUI offences earlier this year? It turns out that she was sentenced to one day imprisonment. That’s right, one whole day. LL rocked up to Lynwood jail this morning at 10:30 to do her “time” and walked out of there just over an hour later. I tell you what they should have done. They should have chained to to a chair, stuck her in a big white, bright lit room and made her watch her own movies for a whole week. Seriously, that would be punishment. Has anyone seen I know who killed me? If you have, then you know what I’m talking about. It makes a Jessica Simpson movie look Oscar worthy. [Image: TMZ]
Name Paris’ new stench
2007-11-15 15:47:00 Paris Hilton’s new perfume should be named “_____________________” Here’s the Parasite whoring her new scent named Can Can Cunt Cunt at Macy’s in Philadelphia , PA yesterday. Apparently a shit load of “fans” turned up to see her stank ass. Ugh. I’d rather see a Carrot Top sex tape before anything she has to promote, although I am going to see her new film Repo! The Genetic Opera. Something tells me that she’s got another grisly death scene. Hey, I can hope can’t I? More About: Paris
Amy is the new Britney
2007-11-15 15:24:00 Amy Winehouse opened her UK tour last night with an on stage rant about her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and after being booed, she broke down in front of the crowd. She had just been to visit him in jail for the first time since he was arrested last Thursday on suspicion of a trial-fixing plot. She told the audience, “Let me tell you something. First of all, if you’re booing you’re a mug for buying a ticket. Second, to all those booing, just wait ’til my husband gets out of incarceration. And I mean that.” An audience member said, “She fell into the guitar stand and dropped the microphone - it was atrocious. The song dedicated to her husband was so bad it was like swinging a cat round your head.” Amy is soo the new Britney . Or is Britney the new Amy? I’m really confused, because they’re both pill poppin’, dirty weave wearin’ messes. At least Amy doesn’t have any kids like the other one. It’s just as well, because who kno...
Hot midget alert!
2007-11-15 14:57:00 Hayden Panettiere aka the midget bitch from Heroes appears in the December issue of Vanity Fair. Oh my god, I swear she only just turned 18 or something and she’s already perfected the “I’ll do anything you want if it’s above the knees” look. I suppose these Hollywood bitches would have to learn these things pretty young in the business, cuz that’s how most of them get movie roles. Jessica Simpson’s daddy Joe probably gave her a “how to..” book on that shit for her thirteenth birthday. HA! And you all thought it was because they had talent.. More About: Alert
Brit’s new video is shelved
2007-11-15 14:30:00 Britney Spears has shelved production on her latest video shoot for the 2nd single Piece of Me reports OK! magazine. Dancers and choreographers gathered in a Los Angeles studio on Wednesday to begin rehearsals, only to be told that it had been cancelled. The reasons given for the change of plans included her failed drug test and that she was due to appear in court this Friday. However, a source close to the magazine is saying otherwise. “The video’s producer was involved in an accident and is not able to film on Friday,” explains a friend of the singer. “They rescheduled it for next week. It’s strictly the production company’s fault and they are paying to compensate for lost time.” Pssssh. It’s not like Britney turns up to court anyways, she’s always too busy with her tanning and Starbucks! I say we should blame it all on Alli Sims. One because her face annoys me. And two, because she has about as much talent as a dancing slug. ... More About: Video
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2007-11-15 13:34:00 Matt Damon, born October 8, 1970, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, is an Academy Award-winning American screenwriter and actor. Damon graduated from Cambridge Ridge and Latin in 1988, the only public high school in Cambridge, MA. His first film job was one line in the romantic comedy Mystic Pizza (1988). He went on to attend Harvard University, but dropped out a few credits shy of graduating to pursue his acting career, a move that brought him to Los Angeles. Damon has been known to stray from the mainstream in his choice of roles, such as his portrayal of murderer Tom Ripley in The Talented Mr. Ripley, a fallen angel who waxes pop culture as intellectual subject matter in Dogma, in which he costarred with Ben Affleck (1999), and the low budget and experimental film Gerry. Damon also played amnesiac assassin Jason Bourne in the successful action movies The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
Listen to this: “I believe” by Delta Goodrem
2007-11-15 01:59:00 Australian pop sensation, Delta Goodrem is back with a new single “I believe”. It’s taken from her third studio album aptly entitled Delta. Have a listen to it, its really beautiful. Delta Goodrem – Believe Again More About: Listen
She’s glowing (with bronzer)
2007-11-15 00:26:00 Christina Aguilera and her husband, Jordan “Hairybuttface” Bratman were at Kitson last night where she hosted a “Rock the vote” event. It’s true. Pregnancy does make you glow! Especially when you wear 10 pounds of bronzer. I bet if you dug your fingernails into Xtina’s face, you’d get foundation chunks. Maybe even prosthetics. See, it all depends on what time you get her. If she’s pissed at Jordan, she’ll go all out, knowing that he’ll look far worse than he already does (known as the Rumer Willis effect). If my theory is in fact right, their marriage should have ended last week!
Rumer is Miss Golden Globe
2007-11-14 23:49:00 Rumer Willis, the supaFUG spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, has been selected to be “Miss Golden Globe ” at the upcoming Golden Globe Awards. The HFPA released this statement earlier today: We are delighted to have Rumer Willis join us to celebrate ‘The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Since both of her parents have enjoyed successful entertainment careers in the acting profession, she is doubly qualified to serve as Miss Golden Globe. Bitch, please. The only thing she’s qualified to do is make everyone else look prettier in comparison. This Gerbil head needs to do us all a favor and stop with the celebrity thing, she’s really taking it too far. At first I thought it was a joke, and now she seems hell bent on it. Well my little Rumer, if you want fame, I’ll give you fame. I just hope she’s prepared. Mwah haha! Here’s Rumer at the Cecil B. DeMille and Miss Golden Globe Announcements at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills today. She ...
Matt Damon named sexiest man alive…
2007-11-14 16:49:00 Matt Damon has been named the sexiest man alive in 2007 by People magazine. I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again…who the fuck makes these lists? OK sure, Matt Damon is cute, but he is not the sexiest man alive! Seriously, is there something I don’t know going on here? Are they, perhaps, going on endowment? Well, it would explain why Enrique didn’t make the cut. Patrick “Fuzzy bear” Dempsey came second and our daily hotness betch, Ryan Reynolds rounded up the top three. Click HERE to see the rest of the list. More About: Matt , Matt Damon , Alive , Sexiest Man Alive
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2007-11-14 16:10:00 Ryan Reynolds is a Canadian actor born 23 October 1976 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Ryan is the youngest of four children and is 6′3″. Ryan is probably best known for the movie Van Wilder by National Lampoon, though he also starred for three years in the American TV series Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place playing med student Michael Bergen (nicknamed Berg). Ryan Reynolds also had a cameo in 2004’s Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle playing a male nurse. [Most Beautiful Man] More About: Daily , Hotness
K-Fed requests emergency hearing
More articles from this author:2007-11-14 04:14:00 Kevin Federline’s lawyers have requested another emergency custody hearing in the light of Britney’s recent scandal involving running a red traffic light. Video surveillance showed her speeding through a busy intersection during a red light and with her kids in the back seat. Additionally, new reports show that Camp Britney is now going to blame her failed drug test on her asthma inhaler. Sources connected with Spears told TMZ yesterday that the drug that may have caused the positive was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy. But TMZ did some digging and found Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test. Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine. So if that excuse doesnt work, what’s she gonna try next? Oh I have a good one!!! She could say that she swallowed a Bindeez toy, c... More About: Hearing , Requests , Emergency , Emerge 1, 2, 3, 4 |
