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Hey all u hot betches!
2008-04-13 08:35:00 I am totes a sissy little faggot from Australia lolz Eric and Ryan are my idols on myspace i totes love u guys BFFs!
Joke of the day
2008-04-10 02:09:00 Q What’s the difference between a dead kangaroo and a dead Aboriginal man on the side of the road? (more…) More About: Joke
No, I will NOT be sensitive to fatties…
2008-04-09 11:03:00 So I picked up the newspaper the other day (as you do when you’re bored) and I started reading an article about the “obesity epidemic”. Research shows that over half of the population is overweight, and these figures will continue to get worse in the coming decade. Weighing in at a healthy 142 pounds, I have never really had a weight problem, as I eat sensibly and don’t snack on fatty foods. It does make you wonder, that if a child can have self control, an adult surely can watch what they eat, right? I’m sorry, but I just don’t have any sympathy for fatties. Like having unsafe sex, everyone has the choice to eat greasy, unhealthy foods. When I see a fat person walking down the street, the first thing that comes to mind is how my hard earned taxes are going towards their impending health bills. Heart operations, diabetes medication…it is all funded by the rest of us. When I see a fat person, I see a selfish person. When I see a fat perso... More About: Sensitive
I wanna be e-famous!
2008-04-01 04:04:00 What is up with all these little fruits on myspace adding everyone and trying to grab a slice of the Chris Crocker 15 minutes of fame pie? Note to fagboys: be original. A quick look through my friends list and I come across a blonde-haired little girl-boy by the name of “Brandon Hilton”. I summise pretty quickly, that his last name isn’t really Hilton. He’s another one of those little limp wristed ‘mo’s trying to gain notoreity on the internetz, like his “idol” Paris Hilton. The little alien head even has a “fan page”. LOL the only fan he has is this guy. I flick through a couple of more pages and “Robby Superstar” catches my eye. 1. Because anyone with the name of Superstar in their name, must be delusional and 2. cuz he looks like he’s about to keel over and die from malnutrition. This one’s even selling t-shirts, on the wave of his supposed e-fame. NOTE TO ROBBY SUPERSTAR: get a job (then you... More About: Famous
Nigger Cunt whore dyke fag
2008-02-17 04:36:00 I posted a bulletin today on my Official Myspace page entitled “Nigger ”, just to see what type of a reaction I would get. Sarah from South Africa replied “how dare you use that word, i hope you get your ass beat”. And Emily wrote “Be careful you could offend someone, its not a word to be taken lightly”. Those were just a few of the many responses I got. Seems like its a bit of a touchy word to use, but I’m going to break it down for you like this. IT’S JUST A WORD. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! I wish I had a penny for the amount of times I’ve been called “faggot”, cuz it’s a word I have to deal with on a daily basis. I mean, what if I burst into tears whenever someone said that to me? Or what If I just started beating their brains out? It would be pretty fucking pointless. The point is, faggot is just a word. It means nothing to me, so why are people getting angsty over it? It all boils down to this… people ... More About: Whore , Dyke
Gays + Politics = STFU NOW!
2008-02-03 11:40:00 So I was reading through a couple of online gay blogs - just for shits and giggles - and I started reading some of the political commentary from readers on Queerty and my anger soon boiled over. One reader said “I’m not voting republican purely on their views on gay marriage”. Others wrote similar comments. Um excuse me, but since when is politics all about gay issues??? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and get a clue on life. There’s so many more important issues to talk about like the War in Iraq, Poverty, Health care and education - all issues which affect the general population. Gays seem so immersed in their own little fucking bubble, that these things pale in comparison to their own agenda. And people often wonder why the thought of a gay president seems laughable. Ahaha More About: Politics
WEAR A CONDOM. OR WEAR THE DISEASE.
2008-01-29 03:04:00 I recently talked about gay men and promiscuity, and how it’s tarnishing the community’s reputation. Now with news that HIV is on the rise in young gay men, I think it’s time that we brought light to the issue again. Apparently people are under the impression that the epidemic is over. WTF PEOPLE?!? In 2005 alone, almost 3 million people died from the disease! Let’s quit with the pussy footing around and point the blame! It never ceases to amaze me how many naive people live on this planet, especially among the developed world. Gay men especially seem to run around with the attitude of “It’ll never happen to me” and it’s usually those people who get whacked with a big blast of HIV. Am I being insensitive? Probably. But in this day and age, if you contract the disease, then you have to wear the responsibility! In the developed world, we are fortunate enough to know about it thanks to early education in schools and from our parents. Yet ... More About: Disease , Condom , Wear
GLBT: Which one’s the odd one out?
2008-01-28 14:12:00 WARNING: This blog may offend you. If you don’t like what you read, then cry me a river bitch. OK I have an issue, so pass me a tissue. For today’s roasting, we shall discuss transsexuals and cross dressers. So it occurred to me a short while ago that I’m lumped in with those circus freaks and I’m not fucking happy about it. I mean what the hell do I have in common with a man who dresses up in frocks and wears lipstick? Yeah, I’m sexually attracted to guys but fortunately for me it starts and ends right there. No, I don’t think I’m a girl and nor do I want to be one. Firstly, let me break down the difference between trannies and cross dressers. Trannies supposedly have a mental pre-disposition that makes them think they’re female, whereas cross dressers are guys who get shits and giggles out of wearing thongs and skirts. Trannies I can sympathize with, but cross dressers just bring the hate upon themselves. It’s attention seekin...
My stance on gay marriage
2008-01-28 06:58:00 I posted a blog two days ago entitled “Why gay men shouldn’t be allowed to get married”, which sparked quite a bit of heated discussion and brought an evil cretin known as Paul Raposo out of the woodwork, who spammed the comments section. OK yeah, the blog was a little out of line, but it was a rant and it was posted in My thoughts. Not yours. Anyways, the blog has now been deleted. I would now like to clarify my stance on this issue, since I am a gay man and it does affect me. At the current time, i do not support same sex marriage for a number of reasons. 1. The general consensus among the developed world, is that we won’t be ready for gay marriage for at least another 10-20 years, with a majority not supporting it. Let’s face it. It is a big step and it is an issue that causes a lot of debate, especially among conservatives. Instead of shoving our beliefs down everyone’s throats, we need to promote a greater understanding of homosexuality. The ... More About: Marriage , Gay Marriage
Chad 360 aka Epic retard
2008-01-28 01:42:00 Myspace: a place for drama queens. Chad 360 is a well known blogger on Myspace and I have no idea why. I stumbled upon his blog a short while ago, after seeing a bitchy comment he left Chris Crocker (”Leave Britney Alone” kid). And therein lies my mistake. I got wound up, vented my fury into a comment and sent it his way. He replied saying, “I love hate mail. It’s like winning the lottery”. In other words, DRAMA QUEEN! Today I woke to find a new blog from Mr 360 entitled “Confessions of a Bulletin whore” (WTF!?!). To be honest, I didn’t read all of it, because there’s only so much retard I can handle in one day, thank you very much. In summary, it’s a blog about how he received so much hate mail in a day and how my “blog’s suck”. I caution you all not to read it, in fear of losing brain cells, but here it is anyways. People, I present you with another self obsessed, bitchy gay man. Exhibit A if you like. ... More About: Epic
The world is doomed. And god hates f*gs
2008-01-27 12:11:00 I recently stumbled upon the Westboro Baptist Church which operates the godhatesfags website, headed by infamous homophobic pastor and politician, Fred Phelps. It’s a small organization of about 70 people from Kansas, that frequently pickets military funerals, gay pride gatherings and high profile political gatherings to “warn people about god’s wrath”. Phelps believes that the world is doomed for accepting homosexuality. I’ve listened to countless interviews of the Phelps clan and the more I listened to them, the more I laughed. They justify all of their hatred towards homosexuals on the bible and on god’s will. Since we don’t know for sure who wrote it, then how can we be sure that it’s entirely accurate? Maybe someone tweaked the facts, because i know that if there is a God, then he loves everyone, no matter your skin color or your sexual preference. It just boggles the mind that the Phelps solely use the Bible to spread their mess... More About: World , The World , Doomed
Gay pride pisses me off
2008-01-26 23:22:00 First let me say, the idea of gay pride isn’t what I have a problem with, it’s the way people go about expressing it. Think about it. Drag queens prancing around on floats, gay men walking around in thongs and thousands of screaming queens drinking and injecting themselves with whatever substances they can get their hands on. Welcome to Margi Gras, a celebration of being gay. To me, Mardi Gras is just an excuse for gays to get drunk and get their rocks off. For others it signifies a way to say “we’re here, we’re queer, get used to it” and fair enough. But hang on… what about straight people? Where’s their pride parades? Where’s their multi colored flags? I already hear you mouthing “BUT GAY PEOPLE DON’T HAVE RIGHTS!” And you’re right. But excuse my ignorance on this part, How the fuck is having a horde of drag queens and gay men in their underwear achieving anything? The most it’s going to do is sho... More About: Gay Pride , Pride
We are all equal…apparently
2008-01-26 08:15:00 You know how everyone keeps banging on about equality and saying how we’re all equal? WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. Life is all about “getting to the top”, so how can there be a top, if we are all equal? Society is all about heirachy, whether it be with friendships or jobs. There never has been nor there ever will be equality. Let’s skip a few chapters and talk about gay rights. Gay people are a minority in society, however they now want to be recognised as equals to their straight counterparts. But should we be given them? Close to 60% of the population still don’t believe in gay marriage and that is one of the main rights being refused. That’s called demogracy and if you don’t like it, then you can fuck off. So if a majority of the population DO NOT want to give gays the same rights, then there’s no point in complaining about it. It’s the equivalent of you walking up to your boss and demanding the same pay check as him at the end of th... More About: Equal
Why gay men shouldn’t be allowed to marry..
2008-01-26 07:03:00 Take a look around the gay community and tell me what you see. Screaming queens. Sluts. Promiscuity. And a community obsessed with one night stands and quick, easy sex. It’s the brutal truth and it needs to be said. Why do you think that HIV is on the rise again? Well here’s how it goes… GAY MEN ARE SLUTS. They will sleep with ANYONE and EVERYONE, all for the sake of getting their rocks off. Sure, straight guys are hardly saints when it comes to keeping it in their pants, but straight relationships have a lot more credibility and I’m not just making that up. My dad, my two uncles, my godfather…all in loving marriages. As for most of my gay friends, well they are in the process of “looking for a relationship”. In other words…they’re fucking everyone they set eyes on. But hey, who am I to judge? If that’s what floats their boat, then so be it. Just as long as they don’t turn around in ten years and say “I&rsqu... More About: Marry
Bobbi Banhart is gay!
2008-01-03 02:50:00 Bobbi Banhart, from A shot at love with Tila Tequila, is a closet homosexual, according to rumors flying around the gay community. The hunky actor, who won the reality tv series, apparently told Tila right after the show ended, that he was homosexually inclined and thus, the relationship ended. He has so far declined to comment. Oh there’s a shocker. Not! Oh c’mon on people, half of the guys in California are cock suckers and Bobbi is an actor. Of course he can pull off being straight if it’s gonna get him famous.
Britney’s 16 year old sister is PREGGERS!
2007-12-18 13:05:00 Jamie-Lynn Spears, the 16 year old sister to Britney Spears, has confirmed to OK! Magazine that she’s knocked up to her 19 year old lover Casey Aldridge. Here’s what she had to say: “As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn’t tell anybody,” she says. “Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone’s opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me.” Mother of the year, Lynne Spears, described her “shock”: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.” Apparently she plans to raise the child in her home state of Louisiana, so the child will grow up away from the limelight. Awww she’s no fun. I say move to... More About: Sister , Year
Does anyone want to take over this site for a while?
2007-12-13 13:05:00 Email me at admin@liltomtom.com More About: Site
I’m coming back!
2007-12-06 05:16:00 After much consideration, I’ve decided I’m going to go on with the show. However, there’s going to be a few changes so I can have time for a social life and my job. All these will be revealed on December 10. In the meantime, if you would like the chance to become a daily guest blogger for the site, then send some sample work to admin@liltomtom.com. Stay tuned… More About: Back
Be right back
2007-11-27 14:23:00 I’m changing servers today, hence the lack of news. Be back tomorrow with a SPECIAL BUMPER EDITION. And no, that does not mean hot gay sex. Get cho minds outta the gutters betches!!! xoxo More About: Back
Zac Efron’s wish list
2007-11-25 21:41:00 Zac Efron was just named one of the top 25 stars of 2007 for Entertainment Weekly’s ‘Entertainer of the year’. Here’s a segment from the interview he gave: If he could put a face to that career: ‘’Leonardo DiCaprio is someone whose career path I would love to emulate. The problem is there’s not enough scripts about giant boats sinking that are immersed in a love story. I can’t find that script. I’m thinking about writing Titanic 2. It would pick up right after where the last one left off.’’ Top items on his wish-fulfillment list are: ‘’Lately I love my iPhone. I’ve also got a new car that I’m really excited about: an Audi S6. I don’t think anyone in my family tree has ever earned a car this nice. I find myself driving for no reason at all these days.’’ Yeah right. Here’s the real list: Zachary’s lifetime dream is to play hide the sausage with Jesse McCartney, because he makes Zachary’s peeny go woop woop, ... More About: List , Zac Efron
Britney adopting Chinese twins?
2007-11-25 13:45:00 News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins and is in the final stages of finalizing the adoption. They report that she is trying to fill the void left by losing her kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline. Wait, there’s more! News of the World is also reporting that she’s splashing out $50, 000 on her own funeral. She’s apparently worried that her lifestyle will ultimately end in an early death. A source said, “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25!” Dear News of the World. Please stop hiring crackheads. Yes, we know Britney has some “issues”, but this is just taking crazy to a whole new level. I mean, planning her own funeral? Where do you even make this shit up? Britney adopting is in itself laughable, considering her own kid... More About: Twins
Hello sexy!
2007-11-25 13:10:00 David Beckham is lending his pretty face to the new Motorola Razr2 V8 Luxury Edition cell phone and he appeared in Beijing yesterday to whore it out. I’ve already ordered me one of them, just cuz Becks told me to. And before you say I’m a stupid consumer, I dare you to look into those pretty eyes and say no. Bow down to the corporate machine! More About: Sexy
Daily hotness
2007-11-25 12:28:00 Jacob Benjamin Gyllenhaal (born December 19, 1980) is an Academy-award nominated American-actor. The son of director Stephen Gyllenhaal and screenwriter Naomi Foner, Gyllenhaal began acting at 11 years old. He has appeared in diverse roles since his first lead role in 1999’s October Sky, followed by the 2001 cult hit Donnie Darko, in which he played a psychologically troubled teen and onscreen brother to his real-life sister, actor Maggie Gyllenhaal. In the 2004 blockbuster The Day After Tomorrow he portrayed a student caught in a cataclysmic global cooling event, alongside Dennis Quaid as his father. He then played against type as a frustrated Marine in Jarhead (2005). The same year, he won critical acclaim portraying a role that entered popular shorthand as a “gay cowboy”, in the controversial but highly lauded film Brokeback Mountain. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
Paris Hilton ages 15 years
2007-11-24 13:04:00 After a week in Shanghai whoring out her various shit smells and dirty cloths, Paris Hilton rounded her trip off on Friday at the MTV Awards and Style Gala. For the love of god, what the hell is she wearing? That dress looks like it was made to scrub toilets, not be worn by spoilt bitches like Paris Hilton. It’s like that dress enveloped her in a cloud of fugly, because that’s the only explanation I have for her looking like this. Hideous! More About: Years , Ages
Can it bitch!
2007-11-24 12:27:00 Joe Francis, the guy responsible for Girls Gone Wild, had a big fucking cry chat to Page Six about his torturous experience in an Oklahoma jail. Francis, who is now serving his time at a jail in Reno and awaiting trial, says that he “cried hysterically” and “screamed in his cell” but no one cared. He said, “These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . . I think I would have been dead or I’d be drooling in a cup.” “They’d put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, ‘Oh, I guess Joe wasn’t hungry today.’ ” He also claims that guards tortured him in Oklahoma’s Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to another prison. He said he was threatened to be strapped naked to a chair for 48 hours without a blanket. Geeze, I never knew he was such a pussy! I guess having it shoved in your face every day o... More About: Bitch
Clip of the day
2007-11-24 11:41:00 “What’s in your man bag?” [Joely] P.S. He claims to be straight on his myspace page. More About: Clip
Daily Hotness
2007-11-24 11:33:00 James Penfold was born on September 17, 1975 in London, U.K. He is one of the models that were able to raise themselves with the arrival of the new century, and becoming one of the quoted names of the world of the fashion. James Penfold’s impeccable English charms ushered him into the Fall 2001 campaigns for Armani fragrance and CK Jeans, both shot by Steven Klein. Being one of the top stars of North American Agency DNA, he became the image of outstanding companies like DKNY, Burberry and Giorgio Armani. [Most beautiful man] More About: Daily , Hotness
Wino is a hampster killer!
More articles from this author:2007-11-23 21:33:00 We all know that Amy Winehouse has some “issues”, but is the troubled singer also a Hampster killer? Peter Pepper, from the band Palladium, revealed that he found his beloved Georgie Porgie dead after drinking with The Wino at his girlfriend’s party in North London last year. ‘Georgie was a birthday present and we’d got him out to play with in the morning,’ reveals Peter to The Mirror. ‘I’d been to bed, but Amy had stayed up and was still going strong and had drunk the drink cabinet dry.’ The musician said the hamster bit him and ran off so Amy said she would go and catch it. ‘I was a bit suspicious when she said she was good with hamsters. By the time I came back Amy said she’d put it to bed and it was sleeping. But just hours later the hamster was stone cold and hard. I don’t know what she did to it – it was probably crack.’ If it crawled up her pussy, then that would explain its death. Her cave is like the Cracks of Doom - one ... More About: Killer 1, 2, 3, 4 |
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