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Engineer Boyfriend
2008-05-17 12:49:00 Secure lifestyleAn engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable jobthat gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.Unmatchable industriousnessAn engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineer s strain really reallyhard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Evenif they still do not understand, they will figure out the corre... More About: Boyfriend
Job application
2008-05-12 11:03:00 This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT ... More About: Application
Children in Church
2008-05-12 11:01:00 A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportun... More About: Church , Children
Children in Church
2008-05-12 11:01:00 A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportun... More About: Church , Children
13 Differences between Women n' Men
2008-02-18 04:41:00 1. NAMES: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argume... More About: Women , Differences
13 Differences between Women n' Men
2008-02-18 04:41:00 1. NAMES: If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT: When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3. MONEY: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. 4. BATHROOMS: A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5. ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argume... More About: Women , Differences
T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend
2008-02-18 04:35:00 "I like long walks on the beach...after anal." "Virginity is for losers." "Ass. The other vagina." More About: Boyfriend , Shirts , Hate , T-Shirts , T shirts
T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend
2008-02-18 04:35:00 "I like long walks on the beach...after anal." "Virginity is for losers." "Ass. The other vagina." More About: Boyfriend , Shirts , Hate , T-Shirts , T shirts
Practicle jokes
2008-02-18 04:31:00 Don and the Mysterious Locked Suitcase One time at church camp I had a roommate named Don who was very private and security-conscious. He always locked his suitcase and kept the key on a chain around his neck. Of course, this caused my fellow roommates and I to be even more determined to get in his suitcase. Late one afternoon before dinner, he went to take a shower. We tried jimmying the lock to no avail. We eventually came up with the idea of taking the key chain from the hook in the little drying-off area outside the individual showers. We raced back to the room with the key and unlocked the suitcase. We didn’t mess up anything or take anything, except to take out his camera. Stripped down to our u... More About: Jokes
Practicle jokes
2008-02-18 04:31:00 Don and the Mysterious Locked Suitcase One time at church camp I had a roommate named Don who was very private and security-conscious. He always locked his suitcase and kept the key on a chain around his neck. Of course, this caused my fellow roommates and I to be even more determined to get in his suitcase. Late one afternoon before dinner, he went to take a shower. We tried jimmying the lock to no avail. We eventually came up with the idea of taking the key chain from the hook in the little drying-off area outside the individual showers. We raced back to the room with the key and unlocked the suitcase. We didn’t mess up anything or take anything, except to take out his camera. Stripped down to our u... More About: Jokes
4 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do!
2008-02-06 06:39:00 Mobile phone tips.I received this information from my friend and I thought it should be a useful to share it with you. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: #1 - Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. #2 - Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car ... More About: Mobile , Phone , Mobile Phone , Things
4 Things You Probably Never Knew Your Mobile Phone Could Do!
2008-02-06 06:39:00 Mobile phone tips.I received this information from my friend and I thought it should be a useful to share it with you. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: #1 - Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. #2 - Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car ... More About: Mobile , Phone , Mobile Phone , Things
Engineer boyfriend
2008-02-04 07:04:00 Secure lifestyleAn engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable jobthat gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.Unmatchable industriousnessAn engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineer s strain really reallyhard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Evenif they still do not understand, they will figure out the corre... More About: Boyfriend
Engineer boyfriend
2008-02-04 07:04:00 Secure lifestyleAn engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable jobthat gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.Unmatchable industriousnessAn engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineer s strain really reallyhard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Evenif they still do not understand, they will figure out the corre... More About: Boyfriend
Rediculous boating accidentss
2008-02-04 06:46:00 Make sure you scroll right to the bottom of this blog for the answer! Your'e not gonna make it! Brake, brake, BRAKE!!!...I told you, you wouldn't make it!This one is a style accident! The ultimate pikey boat. We aint payin no god darn taxes!HEADS UP!!Land ahoy!It came out of nowhere officer!Salmon swim upstream - not humans!I think we took a wrong turn?The boat actually saved this near death accident from happening!So why and how could these have happened?.........The answer: More About: Boating
Rediculous boating accidentss
2008-02-04 06:46:00 Make sure you scroll right to the bottom of this blog for the answer! Your'e not gonna make it! Brake, brake, BRAKE!!!...I told you, you wouldn't make it!This one is a style accident! The ultimate pikey boat. We aint payin no god darn taxes!HEADS UP!!Land ahoy!It came out of nowhere officer!Salmon swim upstream - not humans!I think we took a wrong turn?The boat actually saved this near death accident from happening!So why and how could these have happened?.........The answer: More About: Boating
How To Deal With A Frustrating Situation
2008-02-03 08:08:00 atching unsuspecting bystanders become victims of an elaborate practical joke, I love it! You've seen Candid Camera or The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Some poor soul watches in horror as his car gets pushed off a cliff or arrives home from work to find a realtor closing a deal on his house. Hilarious stuff! Interestingly, it's the victims' perspective on the bizarre situation – not the situation itself – that dictates how they approach it. Some see their predicament as weirdly amusing. These folks remain calm, attempt to get a grasp on exactly what's happening and concentrate on finding a solution. Other people, while dealing with the same situation, view it very differently. They choose to focus on their frustration, rant and rave and generally cope appallingly. Do you think a victim is more likely to realize they're being pranked if they stay relaxed or freak out? When you face a problem, are you more likely to find a creative solution if you stay calm or get anno... More About: Deal , Situation
How To Deal With A Frustrating Situation
2008-02-03 08:08:00 atching unsuspecting bystanders become victims of an elaborate practical joke, I love it! You've seen Candid Camera or The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Some poor soul watches in horror as his car gets pushed off a cliff or arrives home from work to find a realtor closing a deal on his house. Hilarious stuff! Interestingly, it's the victims' perspective on the bizarre situation – not the situation itself – that dictates how they approach it. Some see their predicament as weirdly amusing. These folks remain calm, attempt to get a grasp on exactly what's happening and concentrate on finding a solution. Other people, while dealing with the same situation, view it very differently. They choose to focus on their frustration, rant and rave and generally cope appallingly. Do you think a victim is more likely to realize they're being pranked if they stay relaxed or freak out? When you face a problem, are you more likely to find a creative solution if you stay calm or get anno... More About: Deal , Situation
Hummer Safety
2008-01-28 06:58:00 Owners like to pretend that their Hummer s are tough by running things over… Wow, good job, your Hummer can run over a 30-year-old, broken-down car. Is this really fair?Deceleration is hard enough on the body without a bounce in the opposite direction. Take note of how the much smaller truck in the background is in about the same shape. More About: Safety
Hummer Safety
2008-01-28 06:58:00 Owners like to pretend that their Hummer s are tough by running things over… Wow, good job, your Hummer can run over a 30-year-old, broken-down car. Is this really fair?Deceleration is hard enough on the body without a bounce in the opposite direction. Take note of how the much smaller truck in the background is in about the same shape. More About: Safety
How to Make a Great First Impression
2008-01-28 06:51:00 First impressions can be quite important. Everyone stereotypes everyone on first impression, even if we are reluctant to do it. We all get a first impression of a new person that creates a mental image of his or her personality in our minds. That image of you often lasts and can affect the relationship that follows. Another thing is that we often play different roles in relationships. With our parents we play one role, with friends another, with someone we are interested in/in love with a third, when shopping for clothes in a store a fourth. And so on. A good or great first impression can create a positive role in the minds of the new people we meet. When we meet them again, we are often drawn back into this role. Sometimes it happens almost unconsciously until you after a few minutes notice that you have fallen into your old role - like when you meet friends you haven´t seen in years - in that dynamic once again. You may not always be drawn into that role. But if... More About: Great , Make , Impression
How to Make a Great First Impression
2008-01-28 06:51:00 First impressions can be quite important. Everyone stereotypes everyone on first impression, even if we are reluctant to do it. We all get a first impression of a new person that creates a mental image of his or her personality in our minds. That image of you often lasts and can affect the relationship that follows. Another thing is that we often play different roles in relationships. With our parents we play one role, with friends another, with someone we are interested in/in love with a third, when shopping for clothes in a store a fourth. And so on. A good or great first impression can create a positive role in the minds of the new people we meet. When we meet them again, we are often drawn back into this role. Sometimes it happens almost unconsciously until you after a few minutes notice that you have fallen into your old role - like when you meet friends you haven´t seen in years - in that dynamic once again. You may not always be drawn into that role. But if... More About: Great , Make , Impression
A Creation Myth
2008-01-21 07:50:00 On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about ... More About: Creation , Myth
A Creation Myth
2008-01-21 07:50:00 On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said:"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about ... More About: Creation , Myth
Boost Your Brain Power with These Super Foods
2008-01-14 17:35:00 Now that school is starting back up, it’s time to give your brain everything it needs to stay sharp and attentive in class. So here are 5 foods to help you improve your memory and supercharge your brain: FishFish is not only high in good protein, but also filled with essential vitamins and minerals for your brain; including: phosphorus, magnesium, selenium, and vitamins A and D. And fish oil is a great source of Omega-3 fat, which can improve your brain’s chemistry and development. We recommend: tuna, sardine, anchovy, salmon and bluefish. Blueberries The Journal of Neuroscience published some research from Tufts University that suggested that blueberries can improve memory loss. Blueberries are also filled with antioxidants and have been reported to inhibit colon cancer and Ovarian cancer. Wholegrain Foods Wholegrain foods are a great way to get folic acid and B vitamins into your body. You see, B vitamins like Thiamine, Pantothenic Acid, and Pridoxine have been shown to reduce ... More About: Power , Super , Brain , Boost
Boost Your Brain Power with These Super Foods
2008-01-14 17:35:00 Now that school is starting back up, it’s time to give your brain everything it needs to stay sharp and attentive in class. So here are 5 foods to help you improve your memory and supercharge your brain: FishFish is not only high in good protein, but also filled with essential vitamins and minerals for your brain; including: phosphorus, magnesium, selenium, and vitamins A and D. And fish oil is a great source of Omega-3 fat, which can improve your brain’s chemistry and development. We recommend: tuna, sardine, anchovy, salmon and bluefish. Blueberries The Journal of Neuroscience published some research from Tufts University that suggested that blueberries can improve memory loss. Blueberries are also filled with antioxidants and have been reported to inhibit colon cancer and Ovarian cancer. Wholegrain Foods Wholegrain foods are a great way to get folic acid and B vitamins into your body. You see, B vitamins like Thiamine, Pantothenic Acid, and Pridoxine have been shown to reduce ... More About: Power , Super , Brain , Boost
Boost Your Brain Power with These Super Foods
2008-01-14 17:35:00 Now that school is starting back up, it’s time to give your brain everything it needs to stay sharp and attentive in class. So here are 5 foods to help you improve your memory and supercharge your brain: FishFish is not only high in good protein, but also filled with essential vitamins and minerals for your brain; including: phosphorus, magnesium, selenium, and vitamins A and D. And fish oil is a great source of Omega-3 fat, which can improve your brain’s chemistry and development. We recommend: tuna, sardine, anchovy, salmon and bluefish. Blueberries The Journal of Neuroscience published some research from Tufts University that suggested that blueberries can improve memory loss. Blueberries are also filled with antioxidants and have been reported to inhibit colon cancer and Ovarian cancer. Wholegrain Foods Wholegrain foods are a great way to get folic acid and B vitamins into your body. You see, B vitamins like Thiamine, Pantothenic Acid, and Pridoxine have been shown to reduce ... More About: Power , Super , Brain , Boost
How to Take Damn Good Class Notes
2008-01-14 17:29:00 We’re always looking for good tips on taking class notes. That’s why we’re in love with this tutorial on taking perfect lecture notes. Here are some of our favorite tips: Summarize your notes in your own words, not the instructor’s. Remember: your goal is to understand what the professor is saying, not to try to record, exactly, everything he or she says. Mark ideas which the lecturer emphasizes with an arrow or some special symbol. When the teacher looks at his/her notes, pay attention to what they say next. Make your notes your notes. Take advantage of how you learn (visually, orally, or actively) and write/draw your notes according to that style. Consider splitting your notes into two columns — keep lecture notes on one side, and write questions that come up during the lecture on the other side. This will ensure that you don’t forget any unclear points or questions that come up during the lecture, and will enable you to associate the answer with the relevant material ... More About: Notes , Class , Good , Damn
How to Take Damn Good Class Notes
2008-01-14 17:29:00 We’re always looking for good tips on taking class notes. That’s why we’re in love with this tutorial on taking perfect lecture notes. Here are some of our favorite tips: Summarize your notes in your own words, not the instructor’s. Remember: your goal is to understand what the professor is saying, not to try to record, exactly, everything he or she says. Mark ideas which the lecturer emphasizes with an arrow or some special symbol. When the teacher looks at his/her notes, pay attention to what they say next. Make your notes your notes. Take advantage of how you learn (visually, orally, or actively) and write/draw your notes according to that style. Consider splitting your notes into two columns — keep lecture notes on one side, and write questions that come up during the lecture on the other side. This will ensure that you don’t forget any unclear points or questions that come up during the lecture, and will enable you to associate the answer with the relevant material ... More About: Notes , Class , Good , Damn
5 Ways to Change Your Mood Instantly
More articles from this author:2008-01-13 05:42:00 How often do we find ourselves in a bad mood, seemingly for no reason? How many times do we have a pretty decent day, but then one little thing ruins the whole thing? The problems we face in this day and age seem more complicated, but in reality, it has more to do with the pace in which we travel through our day. Here are five tried and true methods of getting out of a bad mood and getting back into the groove. 1. Smile That’s right, smile! The simple act of smiling has been shown in scientific studies to literally change a person’s mood. We obviously smile when we ARE in a good mood, and it appears that our brain responds in kind to the physical act of changing your facial expression. Try it…it’s pretty amazing! 2. Take a Breather Deep breathing is stressed in virtually everything, from exercise to meditation. Taking five or six slow, deep breaths, inhaling through the nose, and exhaling slowly through the mouth, is the most common technique taught. Studies have sh... More About: Change , Mood 1, 2, 3 |
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