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Baby Steps, Raul
2008-03-29 15:29:00
Raul Castro, brother of Fidel Castro, has begun making tiny changes in the proverty stricken Cuba. First, allowing microwaves, but then allowing cell phones. Cell phones were a luxury for only a select few communist businessmen and government workers.With the new ruling, comes new problems: how will the people pay for them? The price to own one will cost 20 convertible pesos, which is 3 times the amount of pesos they would normally pay. However, most people live in dire straights, living on an average $10 USD a month.New appliances are great...but what's so wrong with offering some food...?
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Boooooo
2008-03-27 17:38:00
i'm sick and exhausted so i haven't felt like posting, but here's a slimmed down version of wtf is going on:1) Justin Chambers, that sexy beast from Grey's Anatomy, went completely bonkers at a bar in Palm Springs, CA. He was in and out of consciousness, slurring his words, yeliing incoherent things randomly, and professed he's a good father. The proof is in the pudding. I don't understand that saying but my Gramz always says it so wtfev.2)M aya Angelou turns 80 today! Happy BDay Maya!3) WOTS is Brangelina will make anywhere from 8-10 mill from their reported "twins" baby pics. That' just fucking insane.4) Kelly Clarkson performed last night at Hammersmith Apollo in the UK and bombed. Go figure...her last album was fucking terrible.5) Michelle Trachtenberg was on the NYC set of Gossip Girl yesterday!!!6) The Hills' Season 3 Monday night premiere was the highest rated telecast so far in 08 and the highest rated episode of the series ever. And yes, of course I watched.7)...

Want A Puppy?
2008-03-25 20:59:00
VISIT SCOTT'S PUPPY PALACE!!! THEY HAVE THE BEST PRICES ON THE CUTEST PUREBRED PUPPIES!!AND CLICK HERE TO READ INFORMATION ON CHIHUAHUAS! INTERESTING STUFF AND VITAL INFO FOR ANYONE CONSIDERING OWNING ONE!
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OH NO!!!
2008-03-25 19:21:00
SAVE CASHMERE MAFIA!!I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!
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Spencer Pratt's First Piece Of Advice
2008-03-25 19:13:00
Hills' doucheboy Spencer Pratt has a new advice column on RadarOnline. His first order of business? Help a girl get out of a messy situation...YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?Spencer: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn't count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again. A...
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Demi Moore Likes To Be Sucked On...
2008-03-25 18:59:00
...by leeches. Disgust. Moore , 46, appeared on Letterman yesterday and talking about receiving a detox treatment in Austria where they put leeches on your skin to detoxify your blood.She is quoted as saying: "I feel like I've always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimize your health and healing.""I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy." "These aren't just swamp leeches though - we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers - we're talking high level blood suckers." "They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit - and your health is optimized. It detoxifies your blood - I'm feeling very detoxified right now. I did it in some woman's house laying on her bed. We did a little sampler first, which is in the belly button. It crawls in and you feel it bite down on you and you want to...
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Britney Spears' "How I Met Your Mother" Episode!
2008-03-25 18:52:00
Watch the full episode here if you didn't get a chance to last night! The ep was really funny and she did a good job...and her weave only looked semi busted!Part 1:Part 2:Part 3:Part 4:Part 5:The episode received it's highest ratings ever!!! Congrats Brit Brit!!
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Smashing Pumpkins
2008-03-25 18:50:00
The Smashing Pumpkins are suing Virgin Records, claiming the record label illegally used their name & music in a promotional deal with Pepsi Co., which has hindered the bands credibility and reputation.What exactly is their credibility & reputation at this stage in their careers? I believe they've met the level of has-beens...correct?
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Tyra's Stalker Ordered To Stay Away
2008-03-25 18:43:00
Brady Green, a man accused of stalking Tyra Banks , has been issued a court order to stay away from the former supermodel. Green followed her everywhere she went since January. He has been arrested multiple times when he shows up to the Manhattan studio where her talk show, "The Tyra Banks Show," is taped. TyTy told police that she thought Green's motives were anything but innocent and felt she "was in danger." Green has been charged with stalking, criminal trespass, and harassment, but was released without bail and ordered to return to court May 13th. WOTS is Chealsea Studios had been passing out fliers of Green's face to employees, informing them to keep him out and away.
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wtf????
2008-03-25 18:42:00
Just read this article.People can be so fucking stupid! This is just fucking immaturity and ignorance!
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YAY!
2008-03-24 23:11:00
Another clip from tonight's episode of How I Met Your Mother with special guest star Britney Spears !!
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Lil Tid Bits...
2008-03-24 22:49:00
Guess The Fat Ass - Websters Is My BitchHillary Duff Finally Has Boobs!! - Hollywood TunaParis Hilton's Shoe Line Isn't Fit For A $5 Hooker - DListedClaudia Schiffer Is Hot - EgotasticMy Favorite Season 7 Idol Reject Gets A Record Deal - Gabby BabbleWhat "Singer's" Mom Sort-Of Confirms Twins? - http://www.celebitchy.com/10246/priscilla _presley_says_it_feels_great_that_daughte r_lisa_is_having_twins/HEATHER FROM ROCK OF LOVE IS ALIVE!! AND SHE WAS ON THE NEW EPISODE LAST NIGHT!! YOU'RE NOT GUNNA BELIEVE THE NEW SHOW THIS CRAZY ASS IS ON!! IT'S GENIUS!! - Pop On The PopLindsay Lohans Grandma Needs To Stay Off The Roads - CelebPulp
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Hogan Knows Best...
2008-03-24 22:33:00
In 2007, Nick Hogan was involved in a high speed car wreck that left his friend, John Graziano, in an almost completely vegitative state, only responding to heat & light & breathing few times on his own.The Graziano has finally filed a lawsuit agains the Hogan clan that sites 3 counts of negligence against Hulk & Nick, one against Linda, and one against the driver of the car Nick was racing (a dodge viper owned by Hulk driven by Daniel Jacobs).Jacobs had already pleaded no contest to a charge of reckless driving. He was fined $500, sentenced to 90 days of probation, had his driver?s license suspended for 90 days, and was ordered to complete 25 hours of community service.It also states in the suit that Hulk knew of Nick's modified race cars and reckless driving behavior, and that Hulk supplied the underaged boys with alcohol earlier that day.All in all: the Hogan clan is fucked! Too bad Brooketini wasn't involved...the world would be a better place if that mug was forever behind b...
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OHHHH MANNN...
2008-03-24 16:03:00
TowelRoad has a post about Gossip Girl adapting to the gay audience with a character coming out! This story line is already good and it hasn't even happened yet. Click here to read the details!
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Heidi & Spencer Do Easter
2008-03-24 15:56:00
These two remind me of the type that explain how the Easter bunny started Easter...you know, the ignorant moron types. Yeah, them.Here's horseface & no lips (you choose who is who) "celebrating" Easter with Spencer 's neice. Hey, the weather was great yesterday for a photo op.
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HAPPY EASTER!
2008-03-24 01:34:00
There's not a whole lot of interesting things going on in the world of celebraties, (typo I'm keeping) but it is Easter so go eat a peep and have a good evening...I'm going to watch Matt play Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 on PS3.Yeah, we're such an exciting couple!Loves you bitches
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RIP Mr. Corrine Bailey Rae
2008-03-24 01:26:00
Jason Rae, 31, husband of singer Corrine Bailey Rae, was discovered dead in his apartment. As of right now, the death is being ruled an overdose.RIP Mr. Rae "...you're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow..."
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YAY!
2008-03-23 05:22:00
The Yellowcard show was AMAZING!!!!!!I had such a good time and am sooooooooooo glad I got to go!Treaty of Paris, Second Hand Serenade, Play Radio Play, and The Spill Canvas were just as AMAZING!!!!!!!!The lead singer of Yellowcard, Ryan Key, came out alone initially and played a song, then the band joined him for an acoustic set. It was beautiful and fun and so cool.Reefer, one day, you two will make babies...I just know it.Unless I get to him first... ;)
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ALMOST FORGOT MY FAVORITE!
2008-03-22 19:40:00
This is my favorite song off Yellowcard 's newest album, Paper Walls.It's called Dear Bobbie, and it's the sweetest song I've heard in such a long time. Makes me think of The Notebook! Enjoy! :o)
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It's A Slow News Day...
2008-03-22 19:27:00
So I'm going to take a shower and get ready for the Yellowcard concert tonight!SO EXCITED!Here's every decent Yellowcard video on YouTube I could find.You can call it a healthy obsession:
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Watch Monday!
2008-03-22 16:28:00
The "Britney Spears Episode" of How I Met Your Mother will air Monday night, March 24th, at 8:30 pm ET.Set your DVR's NOW!!
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Michelle Williams Sounds Like A Good Person...
2008-03-22 16:22:00
Apparently, Michelle Williams tried repeatedly to get ex-fiance Heath Ledger in rehab before his death. There were family interventions & she even continued her efforts after they had split. It's too bad it never worked...the world was a better place when we all got to see his gorgeous face...Above is a picture of Williams, with daughter Matilda (whom she had with Ledger). Matilda is so big already!I think everyone should go see The Dark Knight when it comes out to show our support and continued memorialization for Heath!Source: ASL
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Shouldn't She Be Showing By Now?
2008-03-22 16:18:00
I'm pretty sure most ho's who are knocked up find out anywhere between their 4th & 8th weeks of pregnancy. Now, if they were announcing it to the fam over xmas, wouldn't she be anywhere between her 4th & 5th month right now, and in turn, she would be showing more than that, right?I'm confused...Oh well. Pregnant or not pregnant, she still looks like shit. And why is she never with her other kids? Isabelle & Connor? Interesting...
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I Hope You're Hungry...
2008-03-22 15:55:00
Benthic team members Sadie Mills, left, NIWA curatorial technician and Niki Davey, NIWA marine ecologist hold giant Macroptychaster sea star (starfish) measuring up to 60 cm across in Antarctic waters. Scientist searched approximately 2,000 miles to find new species, including 8 new species of mullosks. MMMMM I LOVE SEAFOOD!The finds but be examined by specialists to in fact determine they are new and recently undiscovered species.They also found fields of Sea Lillies that stretch for hundreds of yards across the ocean floor.The survey was part of the International Polar Year program involving 23 countries in 11 voyages to survey marine life and habitats around Antarctica. The program hopes to set benchmarks for determining the effects of global warming on Antarctica, researchers said.Among those species found: large sea spiders, jellyfish with 12-foot tentacles, huge sea snails and starfish the size of big food platters. Marine Scientist Dan Roberts said ,"Of the 30,000 specimens ...
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I Forgot About These Two
2008-03-22 15:47:00
Just when you forget about these skanks they come right back in with some sort of publicity. Pamela Anderson & Rick Solomon were married October 6th in Las Vegas and then separated December 13th. Both agree, in papers filed by Pammy, that their short nuptuals should be annulled based on fraud, although the papers don't go further into detail. For those of you who don't remember, Rick Solomon was Paris Hilton's co-star & director in "One Night In Paris," and was married prior to that to Shannen Doherty for 9 months.Pamela Anderson is the world's ultimate skank, previously being married to Kid Rock & Tommy Lee.
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USB Engagement Rings?
2008-03-22 03:35:00
These rings, covered in Swarovski crystals, contain a little nerdy surprise...a usb drive. This really is the Computer Age, when you can't even get engaged without it being electronic in some way. The rings can even be conjoined to exchange information. People think of the dumbest shit...who do they think is going to buy this crap? 007?
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I WANT ONE!
2008-03-22 03:32:00
Above is a picture of the hottest vehicle I've ever seen! It's called the Aptera. It gets 330 mpg, which will get you across the United States on one tank of gas! It's crazy! Visit Aptera.com to read up on all the specs and reserve yours today!ITS COOL TO GO GREEN, BITCHES!

KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2008-03-22 03:27:00
omg i could watch this shit over and over again...it's a clip of some hot hooker from Bulgarian Idol. omg I can't even type that without laughing...TULIBU DIBU DOUCHOO!!!
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Oh Gerry, How Do I Love Thee?
2008-03-22 03:14:00
Let me count the ways...ok or not. I'm too fucking tired to count. So maybe I'll just sit here and drool.Here's my lovely GerBear (Gerard Butler for you nincompoops) leaving club Villa (trashed) in West Hollywood last night. Oh God, I think I need to go wipe up...P.S. - At least he didn't end up with a DUI! DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, FUCKERS!Source: ASL
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Tom Brady
2008-03-21 21:26:00
picking up his mail...just because.
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