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FINALLY!
2008-03-21 21:19:00
I looked everywhere yesterday for the naked Audrina Partridge pics that everyone has been talking about and Egotastic has posted them! Click here to check out Audrina in all her glory!
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#2 For Hillary
2008-03-21 21:13:00
My sister LOVES Jared Leto ; I however think he's a dirty douche...sometimes nice looking, more often than not, a dirty douche.However, this is a promotion pic for the film 27, which also stars Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, my thoughts exactly.Love you Reef.
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Bruce Willis Must Hate Water...
2008-03-21 21:10:00
Because he through it all over a pap last night...LEARN NOT TO WASTE BRUCEYKINS!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY COKEHO!!
2008-03-21 21:08:00
Coco (Ice T's HBC) celebrated her 29th (huh? exactly) birthday last night at Plumm in NYC.HAPPY BIRTHDAY COCO! YOU DON'T LOOK A DAY OVER 45!Hugs -N- KissesxoxoxMeg :o)
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Mariah's Macy's Commercial
2008-03-21 21:01:00
I LOVE the Macy's commercials with all the celebs in them. IDK why I do, I think because I'm pathetic, but it's okay because I admit it. Well, it's not okay, but I just don't give a fuck what you think.Anyway, below is the new Macy's commercial with Mariah Carey in it. I don't know off the top of my head she sells at Macy's, but I don't give a fuck about that either. Enjoy...
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LC is not happy...
2008-03-21 20:55:00
The Hills' Lauren Conrad recently went on record about how she had to be reminded that her friend Audrina wouldn't betray her and how she felt about the situation she was in with Brody Jenner when she got back from Paris and he had another girl. Wow, talk about a run on sentence. Unfortunately for you, I'm too lazy to fix it. Anyway, homegirl posted a new blog on her MySpace and argues the articles intent.She says, "March 20, 2008 - Thursday Clearing things up...... Hey! I just wanted to take a moment to clear something up. I recently did an interview to talk about the show coming back on and what everyone had to look forward to. Unfortunately it was turned into yet another "poor me" story. The article itself is a nice one but it follows headlines that, in no way, represent my words or feelings. I do not feel betrayed by Audrina or Brody. I love them both and said nothing to contradict this. I understand that headlines sell magazines, but I value my friendships above magazine ...
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"Buffy" Cast Reunites
2008-03-21 14:49:00
But only for the William S. Paley TV Festival. The attendees watched the season 5 musical episode, "Once More, With Feeling." Members of the cast included: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seth Green, Michelle Trachtenberg (who will join the cast of Gossip Girl later this year), Emma Caulfield, James Marsters, Nicholas Brenden, Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, and creator Joss Whedon.This was my most favorite beyond favorite show for 7 straight years. I am not even kidding you I NEVER missed an episode.When asked about doing a reunion show, of sorts, creator Joss Whedon said, "So many stars would have to align." So we shouldn't get our hopes up kiddies. Although a reunion would just make my fucking year.
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This One's For Hillary
2008-03-21 14:39:00
I posted this for Hill so maybe she'll finally fucking watch it! I saw this video on DListed (if you have time, check out dlisted.com - the funniest fucking celeb site in the world) and I want her punkass, and everyone else's punkass to watch! So fucking funny!LIKE A CHOLA!
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Andy Who?
2008-03-21 14:25:00
That was my exact reaction when I found out the man's name in the above pictures. Apparently he's the newest "Bachelor" ho. I don't watch that show, but based on what I see above, it can't be too bad.I heard the weather is nice in Hawaii...maybe I should go to some stalking on the beach? I mean, SLEEPING on the beach. Yeah, sleeping...
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Clarissa & Clan
2008-03-21 14:20:00
Everytime I see Melissa Joan Hart , I don't immediately think of Sabrina like most people. I think of Clarissa. Which makes me think of being a kid...which in turn depresses me. So, at the end of the day, I end up hating her anyway.However, here she is getting some exercise with hubby Mark Wilkerson. Melissa gave birth on March 12th to son Braydon Hart Wilkerson, and has an older son, Mason Walter Wilkerson. I hate pretty families.
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Paris Do-Gooder?
2008-03-21 14:11:00
Who would have thought that Paris Hilton, of all people, would keep their word about doing more for people less fortunate than others?Paris visited orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa. She spent the majority of her time with the younger kids, but signed autographs for everyone. She also received shawls of ostrich feathers made by the kids.It's not Rwanda, but it's a step in the right direction. Paris is in South Africa with her Good Chardouche boyfriend, Benji.

Britney To Open Her Own Dance Studio
2008-03-21 14:05:00
WOTS is that BritNasty is going to open her own dance studio, called The Basement, near her current stomping grounds, Millenium Dance Studio . Brit has recently been successfully teaching dance classes to small children at Millenium, so this seems like a logical thing for her to do.The pic above is an old one of Brit, but she's seemingly normal in it & I'm keeping my fingers crossed for her that her life stays on track and those fucking creeps stay the hell away from her.
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JLO's Babies!
2008-03-21 14:03:00
Click here to see more pics from the People magazine spread of Jennifer Lopez and her twins, Max & Emme!
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Ewww Gross
2008-03-20 23:49:00
WARNING FOR ASHLEE SIMPSON: IF YOU KEEP FUCKING UP YOUR DAMN FACE, THIS IS HOW YOU'RE GOING TO END UP!Why do girls consistantly feel the need to inject themselves with shit?I fucking hate needles, so FTS.
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Prettier In Wax
2008-03-20 23:40:00
Miley Cyrus looks so much better as a wax figure, probably because they fixed her grill and we don't have to look at her fucked up grill!Her wax figure was unveiled today at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in NYC.
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Brit Brit's Sitcom Debut
2008-03-20 23:36:00
Here are two preview clips of Britney Spears ' episode of How I Met Your Mother . It's good to see her normal and sane, even though her weave still looks busted as hell.
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Lohan Head Shot Video
2008-03-20 21:03:00
The source of Lindsay Lohan 's alleged Head Shot (see below) is XTube. There's a short clip of a girl going down on a guy. There quality is shitty and it could be any used up ho.Click here to see the clip.
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KDUB Almost Loses Her Top
2008-03-20 20:07:00
My absolute favorite Girl Next Door almost lost her top outside of a Club in Hollywood last night. Fortunately for her she caught it before any accidental nip slips happened. Although, I'm sure she wouldn't mind, I mean, she is Hef's girlfriend after all. I heard they're into some kinky shit...Ahh HA HA! If you're a real fan, you know exactly how to laugh that laugh.
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Charlotte Pork McNaughty Goldenbush
2008-03-20 18:12:00
Here's a link to check out all the dirrty Kristin Davis nudey pics. It's 50/50 at this point for authenticity. Some say they're definitely real, some call b.s. I just say, whoever the fuck it is, was seriously disturbed when those pics were taken bc that amount of bush is lethal. Maybe she should should get together with Fatima (see below) for a waxing party!
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BeHAHAHAHAHA
2008-03-20 17:47:00
epbrit on FunnyOrDie.comAbove is the South Park episode everyone and their mother is talking about. It's about how Britney Spears tries to escape the paps then dies. Come to find out, they needed her as a sacrifice for a good harvest. It then goes onto who will be their next victim, which is genius: MILEY CYRUS!HAHA...my sister is gunna be so pissed at me for laughing at that.
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Fatima needs a BIC
2008-03-20 16:55:00
Above is Fatima from America's Next Top Model. What she should be on is America's Next Top Bush Baby, because bitch is HAIRY! Now, I'm not watching this cycle, but common sense still tells me that models are not supposed to have hair anywhere but their heads, especially in mass amounts like that. It makes you wonder how bad she smells, bc that shit looks like she hasnt shaved in a fucking month, which makes me think she hasn't showered in a fucking month. DISGUST. Is Fatima french?

WTF?!?
2008-03-20 16:49:00
WTF is Aubrey O'Day wearing??? That shit looks like a shitty ass prom dress on crack! I love me some Danity Kane , but DAMN GIRL. Who the fuck is her stylist??? Fire that bitch, ASAP!Aubs wore this number to the Danity Kane album release party of "Welcome to The Dollhouse," last night at Club Tenjune in NYC. I'm honestly surprised Sean John (bc hes no longer Diddy) let her ass be seen in public wearing this shit.

Happy Holy Thursday!
2008-03-20 15:37:00
I'm Catholic, not a practicing Catholic by any means, but nonetheless I am Catholic. I consider myself a black Catholic, in that I was raised Catholic and did all the sacraments and shit, and work at a Catholic church, but since it was pretty much fucking forcefed down my throat, as soon as I was done with Sunday school, I rebelled.Anyway, it's not all about me. It's about Jesus this weekend. No matter what religion you are or what God you do or do not celebrate, I'm still going to wish you a Happy Easter , because everyone loves baskets of candy!So, in case I forget, Happy Holy Week, Happy Holy Thursday , Happy Good Friday, Happy Holy Saturday, and Happy Easter!
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I can't wait for The Hills...
2008-03-20 15:18:00
I know a lot of people hate The Hills and blah blah blah but I love it and I realize I'm pathetic and immature. You, however, can kiss me ass.Anyway, above is a picture of Lauren Conrad with her rumored new douche. He looks like he has a little methface action going on.He reminds me this guy my best friend was once banging, he was ugly as sin but she said he was hung so it was okay. That poor guy really was that ugly. He went out with us to Jesse Black's Saloon in Orlando one time, and got so trashed, he fell on a picnic table and busted his chin open. It was pretty funny. All it really did was just take the attention off of his meth craters to his bloody chin crater. Kind of a win-lose situation.That wasn't really relevant, just had to get it out.Anyway, MTV is doing some major publicity for the new season which starts next Monday at 9:00 pm with a live performance by Mariah Carey...yeah, I'm thinking the same thing you are.Anyway, here's what little Miss Conrad has to ...
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Go Fig
2008-03-20 15:06:00
Above is a picture of who some say is Lindsay Lohan going to town on Callum Best's dick. I don't think it's her, this picture is terrible. So I'm calling bullshit. It looks more like some 30-something year old going down on a 19 year old. But, that's just me talking.UPDATE! Tis not Ms. Lohan! Click here and underneath the clip that starts playing, it says 1, 2, and 3. There's two other clips that give facial (and not the dirty kind) and its totally not that Laughlin hooker.

Play A Cool Game!
2008-03-20 15:02:00
FreeRice.com has a vocabulary game that not only serves as a mental warm up, but is for a great cause.Each word you define correctly, you get 20 grains of rice, every 5th word you get right, you get 100 grains. If you get it wrong, it gives you an easier word next to make up for it! However many grains of rice you earn, that much is donated through the UN World Food Program to help end hunger!Now go play!
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Wino Nakey No No
2008-03-20 14:30:00
Let's immediately move past the fact that this picture is fucking disgusting. No one but her precious BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE would wanna see all that! Let's just thank God for guitars. Anywho, Wino stripped down for Easy Living Magazine for breast cancer. She should have just been ass naked if she wanted to gain publicity for breast cancer. I mean, we'd all have to burn out our eyes, but we'd be talking about it like crazy.Anyway, heres a couple other ways you can help change peoples lives, and possibly your own:The3DayBuyPink
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Please God No...
2008-03-20 14:27:00
The last thing this world needs is a Fugie Fug baby. I mean, Danny McCoy procreating is widely accepted by me with open arms, especially if he needs help practicing ;) but that ugly ass face of hers will haunt her kid's dreams! She looks like she gets that shit pulled everyother day and then showers in oil! FUCKING SICK!I am not a fan of the FUG personally. I'm just sayin...Anyways, everyone and their mothers are saying shes knocked up, this photo is going to add fuel to the fire. She does look like she's sporting an outtie there...
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Jamie Lynn: TEEN PREGNANCY IS COOL!
2008-03-20 14:24:00
Okay, so she didn't really say that. But she sure as hell acts like it's the greatest thing in the world!I guess when you're 16, aren't in school, and your own tv show got cancelled, why the hell not celebrate your pregnancy?!? I mean, nothing's better than being 36 and having a 20 year old kid, and I MEAN NOTHING!
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Americal Idol's Bottom 3 Was The Best Yet
2008-03-20 14:21:00
So, American Idol's Bottom 3 was pretty much dead on. These hookers need to take a hike. I'm glad rock and roll skunk head nurse was sent packing, but its just a matter of time for Kristy Lee Cocks. And that crazy fat cheeked Irish chick is looking used and abused, probably because she's too older for her second time around...just a thought.My favorite females are Ramielle & Brooke, and my favorite male is David.