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Suicide at La Casa Gibson?
2008-03-20 14:10:00
Mel Gibson 's Agoura Hills home is under heavy construction...and may need an exorcism now. Apparently, one of the construction workers hanged himself last night in the new addition to the home. His body was in full "rigor mortis," which means the hanging would have occured last night. Tough times in L.A.SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER! THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE OR ARE GOING THROUGH THE SAME THINGS AS YOU! JUST ASK SOMEONE TO TALK!
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Dancing With The Homewreckers
2008-03-20 14:00:00
Word on the street is, Cheryl Burke (instructor ho on Dancing With The Stars) has been bumping uglies with that midget from 98 Degrees (I'm not even going to mention his name, because he's that unworthy). That midget has been married to his high school sweetheart for a quite a while and has a two year old daughter. BTW, he's not really a midget.Anyway, they're both denying it, but more and more info is coming out about it. Apparently, Burke's then boyfriend, Matthew Lawrence (so hot) with his older brother Joey (whoa!) confronted Cheryl and her new hasbeen. Apparently the little boybander got pissed at Lawrence and was screaming in his face, "I'll bury you, I'll bury you." Homeboy better call backup to help him out, because mother fucker only comes up to Lawrence's hip.I call bullshit; these hookers just need publicity.
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OMG OMG OMG
2008-03-20 13:54:00
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Michelle Trachtenberg is going to appear on Gossip Girl (an absolute FAVE of mine). She's going to play Georgina Sparks, a fresh from rehab bitch that's going to rock Serena's world.OMG HOW STOKED AM I? LOVES HER!If you will recall, Mischa Barton was offered the position, but based on the response to the press release by fans, that was nipped in the bud because lets just face facts: SHE SUCKS. I would never watch that show again if her ugly ass was on there.BUT HARRIET THE SPY?!? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!Michelle is on top of her game right now; She just finished filming "Seventeen Again" with Zac Efron, and is set to being filming "Kids in America" along side Anna Faris & Topher Grace (loves him).:o)
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Hard Candy
2008-03-20 13:52:00
Madonna's new CD cover...I have absolutely no comment.
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First Pics of Jennifer Lopez' Babies!!!
2008-03-20 13:49:00
Introducing baby Emme & baby Max!They're actually cute! Surrogate?haha just keeding!!!
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BIRTHDAYS!!
2008-03-20 13:43:00
It's Christy Carlson Romano's 24th Birthday!Man, I LOVED Even Stevens!!! A Disney classic...
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Nay Nay The Cheeseyness...
2007-07-19 02:34:00
ha! dont ask about the title - just go with it.I would like you to please visit the blog Celebitchy.It's becoming a new favorite of mine. I always appreciate other's hardwork on their blogs. I don't put that much effort into mine, bc I feel some things are over talked about, and don't deserve my time. Just my opinion. I do however think you should check out this site bc their posts are amazing. Also, check out my all time favorite DListed.His posts are hilarious and I can't stay off of his site. I'm on it first thing in the a.m., on my blackberry on the way to work, on the pc when I get to work, back on my blackberry at lunch, first thing I open when I get home, the thing I read while dinner is cookin, and the last thing I read before going to bed. Seriously, I'm that obssessed(sp??whatev) with his hilariousness.The last blog I'm recommending tonight is A Socialite's Life. Lisa Timmons & J. Harvey's posts make my sides hurt from laughter, and ya'll will love them!...
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Ewwwwness Factor
2007-07-18 17:07:00
Usher's ass ugly fiance, Tameka Foster, in what I can see is a very disturbing picture of a woman who obviously thinks higher of herself than she should. Bitch needs a smack in the face with a big fat reality check. That's what's up.Thank you Media Take Out for posting such gloriousness.
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Blind Items...
2007-07-18 16:23:00
WHICH too-good-to-be-real Hollywood leading man and his hard-bodied wife deserve Oscars for their portrayal of a perfect marriage? They both have secret lives with members of the same sex. (Source)Oh shizz...I got nuthin. From what I've read so far, a lot of people are saying Will Smith & JadaThat very not-single songbird and that very famous basketball playa? I'm hearing the rumors are true. (Source)I have no idea again. Majority Says - Beyonce & LeBron WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night. (Source)If you don't know this one, you're an idiot, please leave my site. Thanks.haha...jk...sorta. well this one is all over the place, and there are multiple reports of her trying to score some X in Vegas. My fave is here.What major young movie actor is practically giving his upstairs neighbors contact highs by smoking pot on his balcony...
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Holy SCORE
2007-07-16 17:01:00
I'm soooo stoked about Amanda Bynes new Steve & Barry's line - "Dear"OMG SO CUTE. check it here
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This one's for Reef
2007-07-16 16:02:00
Brit-Nasty is selling the abode where she (disgustingly) lived (and fucked) Fedex for almost 2 years. I could barely type that without gagging. Ewness. Check it out hereHere's B-Nasty with her new puppy, London. God Bless his soul. You know she'll probably give him to family members, just like her other dogs. This is her second one I know about since rehab. What happened to Snow White? Did Britney eat her? Thought so...
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That Posh, she's trouble...
2007-07-16 15:43:00
(some vintage posh for ya)In an interview with L.A. Times, Posh said: "I don't want to change the way I dress. This is me, and if people like it - great. I get quite bored with the way people look the same all the time, with the same make-up and the same outfit, and the same kind of hair. I like to change things around quite a bit." "They dress down quite a lot here, don't they?. It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in tracksuit bottoms and Ugg boots. I have one pair [of tracksuit bottoms] for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no." Those British, they have no tact. haha.
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Tids N Bits
2007-07-16 15:19:00
Dane Cook had to do crimes...Kerry Katona needs some publicity - DListedShe's hot, but damn, he's fug fo sho - ASLIDK why she's scared, we've already all seen Lohan's goods - PageSixDane Cook is alive...oh baby yes he is...I think i just creamed my panties - PageSixMore of J-Simp's new swim line, and yes, I'm a fan, this shizz is cute - FabsugarThis disturbed me...really disturbed me... - Consumption Junction WARNING: EXTREME NSFW!!Another publicity starved whore - POTP
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Celebrity Birthdays
2007-07-16 15:15:00
These stars were all born on July 16:Actor-singer Ruben Blades is 59. Drummer Stewart Copeland of The Police is 55. Dancer Michael Flatley is 49. Actress Phoebe Cates is 44. Country singer Craig Morgan is 43.Actor Will Ferrell (Saturday Night Live ) is 40. Actress Rain Pryor (Head of the Class ) is 38. Actor Corey Feldman is 36. Singer-guitarist Ed Kowalczyk of Live (LYV) is 36. Actor Mark Indelicato (Ugly Betty ) is 13. Jackass Chris Pontius (Jackass, Wild Boyz) is 33.
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This one's for me...
2007-07-16 02:27:00
and this one's for my homie...(reef, lol):
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More Tids
2007-07-16 02:02:00
You know she won't uncover it cuz we'll see her post-op scars - DListedTHIS was the most anticipated event of the summer? DISGUST.Avril is a "real woman" with breasts the size of a 10 year old boy - INOIf you're scared of Lindsay Lohan, I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head...and not as a child. I mean recently - PopsugarYAY for polka dots! - TrendmillWatch it: He'll try to pork you, and that bitch is fertile, I don't care which hole you take it it - Hollywood Rag

WTF?!?
2007-07-15 18:29:00
this is so messed up...Harry Potter E???
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Lil' Tidbits
2007-07-15 18:18:00
Remy Ma might have shot someone - DListedRemy Ma Busted for allegedly shooting someone - DListedThey're here! - PITNBJ-Simp debuts swimwear line, set for Summer '08 - JustJaredThis post just made me laugh...haha - HollywoodTunaThis post confused me, I thought she was with Brian Austin Green, but then again, 90210 was before my time, haha: Megan Fox (my new fave) with B.A.G - The Grumpiest
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Download O' The Day
2007-07-15 17:39:00
Well first, I'm recommending Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones but then...I'm recommending a cover The Sundays did of the same song. Go download that shizz asap.
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Celebrity Birthdays
2007-07-15 17:35:00
July 15, 1606 - Rembrandt van RijnJuly 15, 1941 - Larry CohenJuly 15, 1944 - Jan-Michael VincentJuly 15, 1946 - Linda RonstadtJuly 15, 1950 - Arianna HuffingtonJuly 15, 1951 - Jesse VenturaJuly 15, 1952 - Daniel MesguichJuly 15, 1952 - John StallworthJuly 15, 1952 - Terry OQuinnJuly 15, 1956 - Joe SatrianiJuly 15, 1958 - Jennifer SaundersJuly 15, 1960 - Dennis StorhoiJuly 15, 1961 - Forest WhitakerJuly 15, 1963 - Brigitte NielsenJuly 15, 1966 - Amanda ForemanJuly 15, 1966 - Irene JacobJuly 15, 1966 - Jason BonhamJuly 15, 1968 - Eddie GriffinJuly 15, 1968 - Leticia Calder?nJuly 15, 1968 - Rosalinda CelentanoJuly 15, 1968 - Stan KirschJuly 15, 1969 - John LeClairJuly 15, 1969 - Reginald C. HayesJuly 15, 1971 - Jason WilcoxJuly 15, 1972 - Scott FoleyJuly 15, 1973 - Brian Austin GreenJuly 15, 1974 - Evan MarriottJuly 15, 1975 - Jill HalfpennyJuly 15, 1976 - Diane HeidkruegerJuly 15, 1976 - Juanfran
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Uh Oh...
2007-07-15 05:00:00
Maybe Paris can get Greasy Bear a job at Sonic - PageSixIt runs in the family - ASLWhile I was reading on there, this caught my eye - ASLI think Hulk was on the juice when he conceived this bitch - damn... - APSDisgust - TDMHilary Duff is getting hotter, but less talented - HollywoodTunaThey're ugly so this grossed me out - IDLYITWdone for now. holla.
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Celebrity Birthdays
2007-07-15 04:57:00
Matthew Fox (41) Joel Silver (55)Tommy Mottola (57)Vincent Pastore (61)Polly Bergen (76)Harry Dean Stanton (81)sorry - been busy today, maybe ill post in a little while. not feelin up to it right now.
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HOLY SHIT
2007-07-15 04:55:00
is all i can say.click here - you'll regret it if you don't. leave comments.
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sweet!
2007-07-13 15:55:00
CHECK OUT KENDRA WILKINSON'S CLOTHING LINE! WWW.KDUBCLOTHING.COM
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check it, yo
2007-07-13 15:17:00
Miss N.J. Ruled as "Not A Ho" - ok i made that up, but whatev - bitch is still in it, high fucking five - ASLWould you claim to be dating Britney Spears , either? - DListedI still really wanna see this movie; Dustin from Pajiba thinks I should reconsider - Pajiba!Rumer Willis has friends? WTF? Why is it cold right now in Florida? Oh yeah, Hell just froze over. My B. - IDLYITW****I'm not sure if these open in a new window or not, so you might want to if you aren't ready to leave the site.
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Celebrity Birthdays
2007-07-13 15:14:00
I'm switchin up the Bday section today because I'm bored.People born on July 13Cameron Crowe (1957):Filmmaker who began his career as a freelance writer for Playboy, and a staff writer for Rolling Stone. In 1979, Crowe went undercover and returned to High School in an effort to research a book about teen life. The result ended up making it to the silver screen, when Crowe penned the screenplay to Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Crowe went from screenwriter to director when he filmed the teen angst flick, Say Anything, in 1989, and the movie Singles in 1992. Crowe achieved critical acclaim for writing, producing and directing the Academy Award winning films Jerry Maguire and Almost Famous. His most recent screenplay was for the film Vanilla Sky.Louise Mandrell (1955):Country musician who began playing the banjo, guitar and fiddle as a young child. Mandrell was a featured singer in Merle Haggard?s road show in the ?70s, and was soon signed to Epic records. She starred with her sister...
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Blind Items
2007-07-13 02:11:00
Which hip-hop legend is going to go broke paying child support? Besides his known baby mamas, seven months ago, a member of his entourage gave birth to another child of his, which was the last straw for his girlfriend.I'm goin' with Diddy.What pint-size pop star likes to pop Adderall? She's even tried to foist the prescription zinger on female friends.Hilary Duff - for sure.Which stunning former celebrity wife and popular men's magazine model is about to ink a deal with adult film company Platinum Jewel?Shanna Moakler????He may be a bit of a wizard on the green baize but which snooker star lost his passport this week in Hong Kong's bar district... on a night out with a hooker?John Higgins - I just read about this.Which Brit rap lothario keeps a shagpad in Wimbledon secret from both wife and girlfriend? When he's not ensconced his married friends can enjoy its charms.I have no clue. British rappers don't do anything for me.leave your guesses in the comments area.Source
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This turns me on...
2007-07-13 02:04:00
NOT. but i couldnt resist. i got this from dlisted.im actually just shocked. any comments? wtf...
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Download O' The Day
2007-07-11 21:46:00
Today I am recommending Average Girl by Barlow Girl. Im on the fences about them, but the song is still pretty chill.They're a Christian rock band holdin' down Chitown.Their Myspace: Barlow GirlListen a clip of the song here.Leave comments :o)
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HAPPY 7/11 DAY!!!
2007-07-11 19:18:00
Get a FREE Slurpee from 7/11 today! Happy 80th Bday to Slurpee!!!
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