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2008-04-10 16:41:00
sorry i havent been on a lot lately. im having a rough time with things and need to figure some of it out. i really appreciate all of you reading my site and love all the emails i get. keep your fingers crossed for me! im gunna go to my gramz later and eat strawberry shortcake bars and have a gilmore girls marathon. that always makes me feel better.

OH...MY...GOD.
2008-04-08 17:32:00
I am in utter dismay. My whole world is crumbling. The beautifulness that is Ryan Gosling was seen on a date in NYC with that snaggletooth hooker, Kirsten Dunst. I will kill her if she dirties him with her nastiness!The two are in NYC filming All Good Things.Yeah, All Good Things must come to an end. Like my respect for Ryan Gosling!Ugh! Disgust!I'm filing this one under the rumor mill until I see proof!!

Again...
2008-04-08 14:52:00
I'm swamped today so give me a little while to do some work and I shall return!Loves ya ;)

Sorry!
2008-04-08 14:16:00
For the slacking in posts! I've been absolutely CRAZY busy and haven't had time to just chill! Here's the run down of what's going on:--Beyonce & JayZ did tie the knot on Friday. Or this is one elaborate prank on Ashton Kutcher's part.--Project Runway has had a nasty move from Bravo over to Lifetime...I think this is retarded because what will I do without my weekly Heidi fix saying: "Watch What Happens"???--Golden Girls reruns have been moved from Lifetime to Hallmark. Interesting.--One of Rob Lowe's former employees is attempting extortion. Good luck. She quit for no reason and now is asking for $1.5 million and said if he doesn't pay up, she'll be spillin all his kinky secrets. Yeah, like anyone wants to hear about that mess. Anywhooser, Lowe apparently writes something for I think the Huffington Post (that might not be right, but I'm too lazy to look) and he talked about how this lady is nuts and how she left on her own and wrote loving texts to his wife explain...

Tid Bits For Your Enjoyment
2008-04-03 15:45:00
The Sex & The City bitches hate each other...(what else is new?) - ICYDKDavid Cook was hospitalized following taping of Monday night's show - TopSocialiteThe Tis is pissed - Hollywood RagGisele Bundchen reminds me why I think my job is better than hers - DListedDita Von Teese's lesbian sex tape (NSFW) - IDLYITW
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OMG SERIOUSLY?!?
2008-04-03 15:19:00
That was my reaction this morning when I watched last night's episode of American Idol!!The night before was Dolly Partin night and almost everyone did well. Almost.I'm so fucking over Kristy Cocks and her annoying ass voice and that little bent wrist move she does!! For real, bitch just fucking bends her wrist and rocks back and forth and thinks she's putting on a good performance! I want to know who the hell she is fucking on that set because my boy Chikezie was sent home before her and now Ramielle and I'M CALLING BULLSHIT!I'm not even kidding you when I say I hate this bitch. She's a fucking pest that needs to be destroyed. She performed "Coat of Many Colors" and made my ears bleed.Someone hire a hit on that bitch, A-S-A-P!My little precious Asian baby Ramielle Malubay, who sang "Do I Ever Cross Your Mind," had to go home last night and I almost cried when Seacrest said her name, because she's soooooooooo much better than that other bitch ass. Brooke White, who sang ...
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Brit & Kev Talk It Out?
2008-04-03 15:11:00
WOTS is Brit & Kev had a secret meeting over Easter weekend and secretly fashioned themselves a secret plan to secretly run away to Maui for only 3 secret days and secretly try to work things out and keep it all a secret.There was apparently a flaw in their plan, because I'm writing about it right now from Saint Cloud, Florida, and wouldn't be in walking distance of Britney Spears, no matter how much I love her, for the simple fact that something could jump out of her weave and attack me. That's the truth.
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omg omg omg
2008-04-03 15:09:00
idk about you, but i am totally stoked!! this is the new promo pic for the New Kids On The Block reunion! they'll be performing TOMORROW on the "Today Show" and I already have my DVR set! these guys ain't boys anymore, and although Donnie has had some issues, he is SO fine...oh man...

Do WHAT?!?
2008-04-03 15:04:00
Some Ho that claims she is just soooo close to Jessica Alba is going around saying Alba is going to name her baby "Honor."This lady needs to do us all a favor...since her and AL and like bff, she needs to smack the shit out of her and tell AL that her little "brown baby" will be the most hated on kid at Beverly Hills High if she names that poor thing "Honor."Fucking ridiculous.

Uh-Huh...Sure...
2008-04-03 14:58:00
File this under: Believe It When I See It!WOTS is JayZ & Beyonce are going to tie the knot tomorrow, April 4th, in NYC. These rumors are always flying so I really won't believe it til I see it in writing that it's legit. The couple allegedly filed for a marriage license the other day...Could this be another PopFiction stunt or the real deal? Guess we'll all find out tomorrow...This may also be a day in history, because I HATE Beyonce, she grosses me out to no extent...you know they smell like straight up ASS after they have nasty sweaty sex...ugh fucking gross.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIL!
2008-04-03 14:56:00
My all-time favorite tv show, Gilmore Girls, included Sebastian Bach as a not-so-ordinary cast member. He played Gil, a middle aged almost-has-been who rocks the guitar in Hep Alien. Anyway, today's Sebastians !!40th!! Birthday so everyone wish him a happy one!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA!!
2008-04-03 14:52:00
For those of you who know me, I'm a HUGE Amanda Bynes fan. I could watch Sydney White over and over. Anyways, she turns 22 today! Hope it's a good one!
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For Reef
2008-04-01 17:19:00
This breed of lemurs are seen as a bad omen in Madagascar. It reminds me of my little sister.These marmocets look big, but in all actuality, the adult on the bottom has a head only slightly larger than a quarter.The world's first submersable car is put to good use.My sister's new boyfriend.A cute, tiny bird.Oh yes, those monkeys were just married to each other. And yes, the people behind are celebrating with them...He reminds me of my sister as well.
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I don't know...
2008-04-01 17:12:00
if you heard about the baby being kidnapped here in Orlando but I've been getting a lot of emails asking about it.however, click here for a good summary of what happened, as reported by the Orlando Sentinel. The article says the baby was 9 months, the news on tv says the baby was 1 day old...I'm not sure exactly how old the baby is, nor does it matter, but the baby is safe with his real family. The picture above is the woman, Jennifer Latham, who kidnapped the baby, as she's taken into custody.
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Boo...
2008-04-01 15:36:00
I have to go work for a little while, but I shall return. You're all sexy bitches and I love you.Until I get back, watch the videos below:Part 1:Part 2:Part 3:

Johnny Depp Uses Condoms
2008-04-01 15:19:00
Or so Trojan would like to make people think. The Daily Star reports that Trojan approched Depp about being their spokeswhore for their Magnum line. Yeah, right. Depp is gorgeous, but come on. He's no Willie. (Don't click that if you're at work!!) Anyway they offered him like 50something mill to do commercials and junk and despite his stiff load (pun intended) a source reveals ?He?s very interested and he?s trying to figure out if he can fit it in.? Anyway, I didn't finish reading the whole article because it's boring and I basically just summed it up here. I DID however, feel the need to point out that ass above, is indeed Johnny Depp s.
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For Those Select Few Of You...
2008-04-01 15:16:00
Who do actually watch Rock of Love Dos, this was my favorite part of Sunday night's episode.I give you: "Daisy's Quivering Duck Bill":I hope you enjoyed that as much as I have.
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Girl for JL?
2008-04-01 15:15:00
Jamie Lynn was caught with a pink baby bassonet or however the fuck you spell that. What could this mean...?
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Words Cannot Describe...
2008-04-01 15:13:00
Madonna's arms freak me the fuck out. If her arms are bigger than her husbands, I'll bet her dick is bigger, too.
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DListed Gets Me Everytime...
2008-04-01 15:08:00
Please, just do yourself a favor and read this article.I've never laughed so hard in my life."Fuckery" is now my new favorite word.
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Roddick Engaged
2008-04-01 14:48:00
My beloved Andy Roddick is engaged to some hussy named Brooklyn Decker. Yeah, I know, total stripper name. Anyway, his new tramp fiance was showing off her ring at the Sony Ericsson Open in Miami.I'm absolutely heartbroken. He's better looking when he's single.This was posted on AndyRoddick.com:"We are thrilled to announce that Andy and Brooklyn Decker are engaged to be married. Andy proposed in early March. The couple wanted to tell their family and close friends first but good news travels fast. By the time Andy arrived in Miami for the Sony Ericsson Open, the tournament was bustling with the news.The couple met in New York City last year and have been dating since. With their hectic travel schedules, Andy and Brooklyn plan to enjoy their engagement and will wait to set a wedding date.Congratulations to the Happy Couple!"
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Mmhmm...Interesting...
2008-04-01 14:38:00
Above, Fugie on Glamour...Below, Fugie in real life...
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Blake Lewis Hates Sanjaya Malakar
2008-04-01 14:29:00
But not more than I do!!Blake Lewis (above, right) was on 95.1 in Jax complaining about the new season of American Idol, saying David Archuleta is "boring," (I agree, but his baby dimples are adorable!) and how Malakar (above, left) is basically a tool.on Sanjaya :Lewis: "He's a disrespectful little kid", ?disrespectful of people?s boundaries? and since he ?didn?t have a father figure in his life? he needed to teach Sangina a lesson. At times he would even lock Malakar out during the Idol Tour.I don't care who you are, that's funny...and so are the two sexy as hell pictures I've included above, strictly for your enjoyment.
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Tid Bits To Start Your Day
2008-04-01 14:18:00
John Cusack's stalker needs a facial...either kind, you decide.Rihanna & Chris Brown are "like brother and sister." Where? In Kentucky, maybe...Lucky Canadians can check Oasis' first live shows in 2 years!!New Kids On The Block reunite for The Today Show, this Friday...yeah, I know, exactly.Jessica Simpson hospitalized for "kidney infection." It's called VD Jess. Stop being such a slut skank and it'll stop burning when you pee.
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FIERCEE!!
2008-03-29 16:03:00
TyTy made up her own awards, called the Fiercee Awards. I, however, do not know how to say that. Is it pronounced Fierce-ayyy or Fierce-eeee? Anyway, bitch had all her top model ho's and people from her talk show there.The models looked beat, but my favorite is above. Her name is Melissa Baker and she looks like a fucking tranny on crack cocaine.
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So Close, Yet, So Far Away...
2008-03-29 15:53:00
Fall Out Boy was on track to join the Guiness Book of World Records yesterday, with the shortest amount of time to play the most shows all over the world. They hit a bump in the road, however, with weather conditions in Antartica not exactly cooperating. Therefore the boys were stuck in Chile, awaiting word on what to do. After extensive thought and consideration, they pulled the plug. Bummer, because it's an amazing feat, what they've done already and worked so hard for.The dude from Guiness said they're still on track to set the record, they just have to get down there.The boys were going to play a show on a research facility.
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Hi Ho Silver...AWAY!
2008-03-29 15:49:00
From the people who brought us Pirates of the Caribbean...Disney Studioswith Jerry Bruckheimer Films:THE LONE RANGER! That's right, hookers! The Lone Ranger is gearing up his saddle to make his debut on the HD Silver Screen. 'Ranger' began life in the 1930s as a radio show that led to a movie series, tv shows, comic books, figurines, you name the merch, they had it.I know it's another remake, but it's one I'm stoked for.

HUH?
2008-03-29 15:46:00
The finale of Celebrity Apprentice raked in 12 million viewers?!? Did anyone see that one coming?? WHO THE FUCK REALLY WATCHED THAT SHIT? I'm fucking amazed...that means Combover will be back for yet another go round of his shitass show.Sweet.
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Corrine Bailey Rae Speaks...
2008-03-29 15:45:00
Through her mouthpiece.Says her reps:?Corinne Bailey Rae and her family have been touched by the huge amount of love and support that's flooded in from all over the world, and that is really helping all of us cope at this terrible time. Corinne is also very grateful for the privacy she is being given and the respect that has been paid to herself and Jason.?So sad...
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Uh Oh Sacha...
2008-03-29 15:35:00
Sacha Baron Cohen is causing some trouble in Kansas while filming his new movie, Bruno. While, he was acting as a gay Austrian news reporter, he stripped down to tiny tight shorts and was dancing in the Wichita Airport. The airport put a red alert on him and had him on high security.The character Bruno is another character from his highly popularized cult tv show, "Da Ali G Show." Here's a picture of what we he looks like if he comes to your town:
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