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Mischa Barton Is Finally (Almost) Naked
2007-12-16 05:07:00
The former O.C. hottie is back with a vengeanceAt long last, we get to see Mischa Barton bare some skin – well, rather a lot of shin, actually, in a sexy photo shoot for Maxim magazine – and let me tell you, by the looks of this hot preview, she'll definitely NOT be making it onto their "most unattractive" list – on the contrary. So, let's enjoy the sight of Mischa donning sexy, classy black underwear adorned with golden threads, a hot lace bra and some pretty heavy golden jewelry – and wonder when she'll be persuaded to uncover just a little bit more.The fact is, I know that Mischa is no longer the resident bad girl of the O.C., but I still think that she's trying to promote a darker, more mature and sophisticated side of herself. It may be all this retro fashion trend that's been swiping the globe recently (and by globe I mean Hollywood looks), it may be the fact that Mischa has, after all, been playing a character who was a far cry form a demure, good little girl –...
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Eva Longoria Scandal Hot Update: Some More Evidence Comes to Light
2007-12-14 11:03:00
Text messages and conflicting press statementsWell, just as that Britney song would put it, another day, another drama. No, please don't think I've suddenly become a Britney fanatic or something, I just got stuck with that stupid song "Piece of Me" playing over and over again in my ear. But what better remedy to chase away bad memories than a hot piece of Eva Longoria /Tony Parker scandal? I was telling you yesterday about how a French model by the name of Alexandra Paressant came forward claiming she did the nasty with Eva Longoria's husband.To be honest, the first thing that came to my mind when I heard about it was an image of Eva (which I always imagined as a bit of a control freak) screaming at Tony and calling him a liar and a sex addict. But that was just my imagination playing tricks on me. Eva did make a statement – but it was a very boring one, something along the lines of "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband."Yes, she actually said that. The only cheesi...
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Britney's New Video: Piece of S...omething Good?
2007-12-14 10:53:00
Is this, like, for real?Well, I lived to see this day... now I can pretty much die a peaceful death and go to hell quietly, my heart bursting with the joy of having seen a preview of Brit Brit's latest music video. And as much as I regret to say it, I feel a little bit like a food critic who went to a restaurant prepared to trash the place, but ended up enjoying the food just a little bit. How confusing – not to mention infuriating – is that? I mean, you prepare your best pen, your notebook (which is basically a list of all the places you once trashed in your reviews and who probably ended up bankrupt because of you), you sit down at the table, take a bite and what happens? Instead of starting to write furiously about missing ingredients, badly paired flavors and the food being undercooked, you find yourself enjoying the taste.That's about the closest metaphor I could find for me taking a look at the short preview of Britney's new video for "Piece of Me", her second single to...
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Crazy Fashion, Fur Fury and Camel Toe Solutions
2007-12-14 10:45:00
It's just another crazy day in Sharons Stone land...Someone should probably get Sharon Stone into therapy – and fast, because I'm pretty sure she's addicted to fur – or else she's got a fur management problem. Otherwise I can't possibly imagine why she'd insist on going out in public wearing what looks like tons of dead animals covering her skin. It's not that I'm one of those people who are crazily trying to ban fur all over the planet, but I do think it's good to use fur as little as possible.After all, it is a little ridiculous to keep killing animals when in fact there is synthetic fur available in all shapes and colors. Sharon, however, has been in a world of herself for some time now – stepping out sporting a new fur coat just about once every two or three days. And since she's in Paris right now, all those memories of great designers and fashion revolutions are probably enticing her fur-mania even fur-ther. Pun intended.You see, I have a feeling the problem wi...
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Better Than a Sex Tape: Pammy's Boobs Live On TV!
2007-12-13 18:22:00
The queen of all sex tapes returns, liveIt was only a matter of time before Pammy finally got the offer, but now it finally happened, and I can't say I'm too surprised. Pamela Anderson and the sleazy hubby Rick Salomon are reportedly in talks with the E! Network to get their own "fly on the way" reality show, that would air next year. I'm not sure if it's the right thing to say – I suppose I should offer these two congratulations or something similar – but can you imagine a better pretext for them to have sex in plain view of everyone else? I sure you can't... there's no need for a sex tape anymore, they will now have a perfect excuse for bumping uglies as often as they please – and the whole world will be watching!Come to think of it, Pammy did state that after she married Salomon (husband number three), the two of them have been having sex pretty much non stop. "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night - having sex!" she stat...
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The Spice Girls' Lesbian Turn
2007-12-13 18:06:00
I guess there is no such thing as 'straight' anymore...I remember once watching a very funny TV show and rolling on the floor laughing during a particular scene, in which two very sexy ladies were having an argument and were screaming at each other, much to the discomfort of a room full of men. And so, at one point, one of the characters mutters to himself "This fight is distracting every male, lesbian and bisexual person in the room". Well, I personally thought that was the funniest punch line I had heard all evening – you may not share my enthusiasm for it, but you'll definitely admit that it's quite relevant in the context of the next piece of news – which concerns one of the Spice Girls revealing that the girls have in fact all shared girl-on-girl kisses with each other.As I was saying, this piece of news definitely distracted every male, lesbian and bisexual person in the office, in the sense that we were soon overwhelmed by a whole lot of people arguing back and forth ...
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'Sexy Sexy Sexy" Janet Jackson Drops New Track!
2007-12-13 17:58:00
It's not what we expected, but at least it's catchyWell, at least one of the members of the Jackson clan is less concerned about making himself (well, actually, herself) look human and more concerned about making music. But given the choice between Janet Jackson releasing a song pretty much like the one you can listen to below, and Janet having some sort of make-over or cosmetic surgery, I'm not sure I'd vote "new song". I mean, don't get me wrong, I think it's great Janet's back, that an estimate release date has been set for her new album (February next year) and that her first new track (called "Feedback") is out – but let's just say that I had quite different expectations.I initially though that being under the Def Jam record label and having Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins sign up as producer would be equal to a "quality guaranteed" stamp applied to all of Janet's present and future work on this album. But I'm afraid that more and more good artists seem to be falling in ...
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Tyra Banks Thinks Brit Brit Should Kill Herself!
2007-12-13 09:58:00
That's really heartless of her, don't you think?I knew Tyra Banks had a big mouth, but this time, she's really outdone herself. I mean, it's one thing to play the talk show host, not allow your guests to speak, warble out silly nonsense non stop and simply annoy the world – and another thing altogether to want to see Brit Brit dead. Or to even comment about such thing. I mean yes, Britney is annoying and all, and we all want her to sell her properties and retire somewhere in a nice rural area in a nice country house and stop inflicting herself on us all the time – or even better, give up the drugs, clean up her act and be a better mother to her children. But really, I don't think anyone wants her dead – so Tyra, honey, this time you've really crossed the line.Tyra was reportedly been overheard saying that Britney should have decided to off herself immediately after the launch of her over-hyped "Blackout" album. Apparently, Tyra is a twisted fan of Marilyn Monroe and thin...
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Could CoCo's Boobs Get Even MORE Inflated?
2007-12-13 09:53:00
Apparently, there's no limit to the boob factorI sure have missed CoCo. And as I'm sure you all know by now, this classy lady never disappoints – so here she is again, putting in a classy (how else?) appearance at the premiere of "I Am Legend", starring Will Smith. I know you'll give her one glance and think "oh, but she's all covered up", but before you allow your thought processes to get any further, go have your eyes checked or put on your glasses – 'cause you're sure missing something extremely obvious: CoCo's already over-inflated boobs seem to have grown even larger and reached new heights – or a new bra size, to be more realistic.So, even if CoCo cruelly stuffed her boobs into that lilac top (which she matched with the print from her pants and the color of her shoes, in case you paid no attention to CoCo's ultra-keen sense of fashion) and put on a fake fur (I hope) mini coat, CoCo still manages to look like she shouldn't be stepping anywhere near sharp or point...

It's Official: Jessica Alba Is Pregnant!
2007-12-13 09:45:00
Great, it means her chi-chis will soon inflate...Jessica Alba , ladies and gentlemen, is pregnant. Now, see? Isn't it a good thing when celebrities who are pregnant confirm it right from the start and don't mess around with our nerves? So, maybe Jessica – whom FHM appointed 2007’s Sexiest Woman in the World – should have a word or two with the likes of Christina Aguillera and Jennifer Lopez and teach them a couple of things about not pulling media stunts and not stubbornly keeping themselves in the news.People magazine has officially announced that Jessica is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child. "I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer" stated Brad Cafarelli, Jessica's representative. Well, congrats to Jessica, she's all Hollywood chic right now. You know, pregnancy is the new black in Tinseltown. It's fashionable to have a baby – and by the looks of it (well, actually by the looks of Jessica and her boyfriend), it w...
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Tara Reid Rubs Her Boobs
2007-12-13 09:38:00
It's just one of those things that should be sexy but somehow end up being greasyYou know, I think people should be more careful about what they say around Tara Reid . Not that I'm calling her stupid or anything – OK, maybe I could call her "slightly silly" or "not the sharpest pencil in the box", if you know what I mean – but it seems that she has no idea what figurative speech means. Like, for example, if someone told her (hypothetically, of course) "I know you're an exhibitionist hooker, you don't have to rub it in", she'd end up doing what you can see her doing in these photographs: rubbing it in.I used to think Tara Reid giving her breasts a massage with some body lotion would make for a very sexy pose. But I take it back – and the only word that comes to mind is "sloppy" - since you can see that Tara is either drunk, high on drugs or else has a very distorted sense of what is sexy and what is not sexy. Otherwise I can't possibly imagine why she'd want to rub lotion...

Oh, Joy: Paris Hilton Is Naked Again...
2007-12-13 09:33:00
The heiress bares it all for a can of champagneWhy? I mean, really, why? Why does Paris Hilton believe that when all hope fades (which means, whenever she's not getting enough media attention as she believes she deserves) the wise thing to do is to burn a naked image of herself into our unsuspecting retinas – again? Why do we have to live in a world in which some people actually think Paris is sexy? Whoever told Paris that the world is dying to see her naked is either deluded or hates the heiress' guts – or maybe it's just someone who gets their kicks out of watching people suffer severe burns to the eyes after watching the latest add featuring the blond strip naked.The fact is, I know for sure that when it comes to Paris, clothes are not fashion accessories, they are in fact nature's invention to protect the rest of the world from having too close a look at Paris' body. And to be blunt, I think most of us saw just about everything she has to offer in terms of nudity and th...

Shakira's A*s Exposed
2007-12-12 09:50:00
She's like, in a bikini? Goody...It's a pretty rare opportunity, but we're doing all we can, and here they are – a couple of rare Shakira bikini pictures featuring the Latino diva's famous a*s and hips – I know, I should be making a joke right about now about how hips don't lie and all, but I'll just let this one pass. Just this once. Shakira, it seems, is taking a well-earned break with her fiance somewhere on a yacht and someone was lucky enough to snap these two shots of the Colombian singer, and, as you can see for yourselves, they're super hot.You see, I always admired Shakira for being a lady who was never too keen on giving advice. We never see her gracing magazine covers with tips like "I only eat one lemon a day and half a banana every Sunday in order to stay thin". It's very comforting, actually, to see a beautiful, talented and genuinely smart woman not struggling to keep herself in the spotlight like so many others (The Hills, anyone?). I think that natural b...

The Winona Ryder Sex Tape – Pinocchio Style
2007-12-12 09:45:00
Mildly NSFW, VERY funny otherwise...This has got to be one of the weirdest things I've ever seen – and we're talking Britney's coochie included. Winona Ryder seems to be having sex – well, it doesn't seem, she's actually pretending to have sex with a wooden doll. I know it's part of a movie called "The Ten" (in case you're interested in checking out if there's any more wood-to-flesh action going on) and I get that art is art and it's sometimes difficult to understand what's actually going on. But what could possibly be the point in pretending to have sex with a wooden doll? I'll be grateful to anyone who gives me as much as a hint.Well, one thing is for sure, Winona sure makes it look like there's some hard action going on there. Get it? Doll... wood... stiff... hard? I know, lame joke... But anyway, the funniest part is that someone (a very clever someone) took the clip you can watch below and posted it on YouTube pretending it's a Winona Ryder sex tape. Just imagi...
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I'm Telling You, Kim K Is Soooo in Love with Her Own Breasts...
2007-12-12 09:38:00
And we love her for itKim Kardashian is such a hot babe. Really, really hot. But lately, I noticed something strange – and rather disturbing. No, no, don't worry – her derriere is not getting any smaller, nor is she losing her curves. No, I was simply talking about her effect on me – which is, she makes me start asking myself loads of questions. Like, for instance, what exactly does she do for a living? Except, of course, shake her tush on various catwalks, at parties and in the spreads of some pretty well-known adult magazines? Or is THAT her day job? Must be a nice one, you know. But never mind that – back to the questions that start spinning in my mind every time I see Kim. Well, another such little mystery, other than the source of her (generous) income, is – just how in love with her boobs is she?And the answer, people, is staring us all right in the face. No, I'm not talking about her boobs, get a grip - I'm talking about this photo of Kim that pretty much provide...
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Stop the Presses: A Beyonce Vagina Slip!
2007-12-12 09:32:00
I have no idea what to feel except that, well... I still hope it is an one-off eventI'm starting to think this is some kind of weird conspiracy. I totally mean it – and I have a feeling we haven't seen the end of it yet. The art of vagina flashing has just reached new heights this weekend, with yet another A-lister joining the ranks of the ladies who feel compelled to show us that they, too, are human and that they possess all the characteristics of female perfection – and when I say that, I totally mean the boobs and the vagina. The funny part about Beyonce – because yes, that's who I'm talking about here, in case you haven't recognized the gold-trimmed coochie in the uber-tight stage suit – is that she's taking it one step at a time.Remember about two or three months ago, at a concert in Toronto, the R&B diva with the voice that will break any and all speaker systems in the world had a similar issue – that is, was betrayed by yet another golden outfit, which to...
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Shrinking Boobs Alert: Will She, Like, Start Wearing a Bra?
2007-12-12 09:14:00
Sarah Harding is worried she's losing her fun bagsRemember that hot blonde bombshell, Sarah Harding? That's right – one of the hottest babes around and member of Girls Aloud, a merry gang of girls famous for their impressive figures and their music (not necessarily in that order), highly appreciated in the UK and not only over the past years. Well, Sarah has got a big mouth – not as big as some of her fellow celebrities who like to talk about penis size live on TV (Jordan, anyone?) but big, nevertheless – and now, apparently, she just can't keep it shut on a topic that she seems to find extremely worrying of late – and therefore worthy of discussion: her own boobs.We've all been down that road before, haven't we? I still have this picture burned into my retina of Pammy staring down at her own boobs in fascination while dressed in that infamous red suit of hers. Only this time, it's a bit of drama for Sarah Harding, who thinks that her fun bags have shrunk because she'...
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The Porn Queen and the Bleached Ugly Duck
2007-12-12 09:05:00
Jenna Jameson still acts and dresses like back in her porn queen daysOK, maybe it is a bit far-fetched, calling Tito Ortiz a duck, but that's what this guy reminds me of. Maybe I should make some things clear, though – we're talking about a super-bleached, overweight duck dressed in a suit and trying hard to make it look like he's feeling comfortable posing as "Mr. Nice Guy". Well, we could be fooled by all that for, like, 10 seconds – or less, it depends, when we lose sight of Tito and our eyes start to water because we've just seen his partner in all, former porn queen and just about the most amazing-looking tranny that ever was, Jenna Jameson.I mean, I'm sorry to say it but not even the oversize blonde wig can make Jenna look like a lady. There's just an overall air of "not cool"-ness that surrounds her and makes me feel like she's about to lose her clothes at any time and start performing... well, whatever she knows best on Tito. And we all know she's very knowledgea...
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Exposed: Hayden Panettiere's Past Pole Dancing with Paris Hilton
2007-12-12 08:47:00
Not so much Hero-like...We all know what happens to people who come near Paris Hilton . Actually, it's not a difficult thing to predict: they either flash their most prized assets (boobs and vagina being the most prominent among them), catch a wide variety of STDs or simply start going down, down, down. Sounds familiar? Britney Spears did at least two of those three (I don't know about the STDs yet, but that doesn't mean it ain't happened yet) – and managed to set a world record for flashing her boobs and pussy in less than one day – while accompanied by that demoness that is Paris, of course. But Britney is Britney – crazed, delusional and absolutely ridiculous in most of the things she does.Who would have thought, though, that the squeaky clean, "I'm sexy but I'm a good little girl" image Heroes hottie Hayden Panetteire has been projecting was nothing but a hoax? OK, a mild hoax. Or maybe some of her past exploits are catching up with her – otherwise I can't explain ...
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