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Women
2007-11-28 12:04:00
women. are they human. if not, then what are they? i have a theory. women were created in a laboratory around 3,000 BC Men were bored and they found themselves sexualy unapealing. they had penises, but most of them were tired of anal sex. plus, men were hairy and smelly creatures. so, a few smart ones got together one day. they brainstormed and came up with a plan. they drew a few pictures ( mostly sex pictures) of creatures that turned them on in bed. one of these pictures looked similar to a man except that it had two lumps on it's chest and most of the hair was removed. also it seemed to be missing a penis and testicles. then they thought that this new creation should be stubborn. and fiery and easily pissed off. they gave it a raging libido and one or two of them a sense of humour. for some odd reason they also decided to make them bleed once a month. these primitive men were a little insane. they tried sugar and spice and everything nice. but that didnt work. then they...
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