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Mister Poo Mister Poo Mister Poo lists what he has eaten, takes a photograph of the resulting poo and serves it up to you, along with Philosophy. The web's most disgusting blog, Mister Poo seeks to create human understanding through pictures of turd. Can your poop make it Articles
Food From China is full of Shit
2008-05-28 18:56:00 This blogger is a proud Australian and doesn’t want to eat food from China because its full of shit. He’s saying “buy local”. It’s a relative value. Everything comes from planet Earth. We’re all in the same boat as far as that goes. Anyway - the blogger’s main concern should be being nice to his wife, otehrwise ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Food From China is full of Shit ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/05/28/food-fro m-china-is-full-of-shit/" } ); More About: Full
Shit Kills
2008-05-17 10:03:00 The following extract is copied from http://tripthroolife.blogspot.com/2008/05 /body-mind-and-soul.html Its all about how shit KILLS things DEAD Raising animals for food is also a water-polluting process. One dairy cow produces more than 100 pounds of excrement per day. According to a U.S. Senate report, animals raised for food in the U.S. produce 130 times the excrement of the ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Shit Kills", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/05/17/shit-kil ls/" } );
Socrates
2008-05-12 09:55:00 This is Socrates - not the one that used to play for Brazil, but the ancient Greek Philsopher style of a Socrates. You will notice that he’s not the prettiest eye candy in the store. His philsophy was that a person should always try to “do well” and that one should “know thyself”. This plainly didn’t apply ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Socrates", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/05/12/159/" } );
It?s The Shit
2008-05-11 19:39:00 The latest thing in New York City is getting a bird-shit facial. It’s called a Geisha Facial and is available at the Shizuka salon in New York The treatment will cost you $180 and its the amino acids that do the work to make you look beautiful. Their website says “The most crucial ingredient in this unique ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "It’s The Shit ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/05/11/its-the- shit/" } ); More About: Japan
Local Politics in The Shit
2008-05-02 16:44:00 Once again, shit could defeat philosophy, learning and politics. Norwich town hall - where Norwich Council carries out it’s cerebral machinations and deliberations is under attack from pigeon shit. They are afraid and according to this story, are planning to install wires and posts to prevent the birds from depositing their guano. Pigeon shit is highly corrosive, especially ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Local Politics in The Shit ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/05/02/local-po litics-in-the-shit/" } );
A Cry for Help
2008-04-27 10:11:00 A man called Jason Mortimer was arrested for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Lincoln, Egnland. In his overnight cell he smeared the words “please help” on the wall, using his own faeces, according to the Lincolnshire Echo. Mortimer was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £60 in court costs. Is this the help he ... More About: England
Animals Get All The Benefit While We Do All The Work
2008-04-16 08:05:00 According to this blog, animals produce 130 times the amount of excrement that human beings do. And yet… Humans produce roughly 130 times the amount of philosophy that animals do. We not only feed them, but supply them with endless wisdom. They shit up the air with their foul emissions while we grind our brains to find answers to ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Animals Get All The Benefit While We Do All The Work ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/16/money-fo r-nothing/" } );
Kant Get No Satisfaction
2008-04-14 08:23:00 Kant wrote The Critique of Pure Reason in 1781. It was 800 long pages of thick Philosophy and no one wanted to read it. He also wrote about the great earthquake of Lisbon and this was so popular it sold by the page. So, high thoughts give way to the low. Philosophy is for later, The shit is for ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Kant Get No Satisfaction ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/14/kant-get -no-satisfaction/" } );
Cat Shit Coffee - One Hundred Dollar
2008-04-11 09:29:00 The most expensive coffee in the world costs $100 US for a shot and comes from cat shit. First the coffee cherry is eaten by an Asian Palm Civet (not really a cat, but similar) Then the bean is passed into the civit dung - it cannot digest the bean. Then a human fetches the bean and grinds ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Cat Shit Coffee - One Hundred Dollar ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/11/cat-shit -coffee-one-hundred-dollar/" } ); More About: Food , Animals
Second Class Delivery? of Shit
2008-04-10 06:55:00 This guy posted shit through his neighbour’s letterbox after he saw her act aggresively. When it got to court the man, Robert Armstrong, described himself as a “knight in shining armour”. A case of polishing a jobby. What’s the worst case of neighbour abuse that you have ever committed? SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Second Class Delivery … of Shit ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/10/second-c lass-delivery-of-shit/" } );
How Would Aristotle Classify The Shit-Smearers of Kirklees?
2008-04-08 07:45:00 Here is part of a letter of complaint recently received at the local Council in Kirklees, Yorkshire , England. My wife and myself regularly take our grandchildren to Crow Nest Park in Dewsbury on Sunday mornings, and we all really enjoy the swings and slides etc. However, the last two Sundays (March 7 and March 16) the slides ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "How Would Aristotle Classify The Shit -Smearers of Kirklees?", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/08/how-woul d-aristotle-classify-the-shit-smearers-of -kirklees/" } ); More About: Greek
Food For Thought
2008-04-08 07:44:00 This woman served a dog shit curry to her husband. Her name is Jill Martin and after serving up the curry and watching her husband, Donald take a mouthful, she burst out laughing and confessed to him. It ended up in a Scottish court and when the trial took place, Jill pled guilty to culpable and reckless ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Food For Thought ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/08/food-for -thought/" } ); More About: Aristotle , Hobbes
What Will Be the Enduring Human Legacy: Philosophy or Shit?
2008-04-04 08:12:00 Fourteen fragments of fossilised faeces have been found in a cave in Oregon, USA. Scientists are happy for they have “fresh” evidence in their puzzle to find how humans make their appearance in the American continent. Is there any philosophy who survives from this time? And in the future - what will remain? Will our petrified shit outlast ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "What Will Be the Enduring Human Legacy : Philosophy or Shit ?", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/04/what-wil l-be-the-enduring-human-legacy-philosophy -or-shit/" } );
Marxism in The Shit
2008-04-02 09:05:00 While Zimbabwe awaits election results, the economic situation forces people to use human shit as fertilizer for their crops. The Zimbabwean Broadcasting Corporation has reported that villagers from Chihota are fighting shortages and inflation by collecting human waste in specially designed toilets. The resulting “humanure” replaces the ordinary compound D and ammonium nitrate fertilisers which are in ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Marxism in The Shit ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/02/marxism- in-the-shit/" } );
The Will To Power (via Dung)
2008-04-01 09:12:00 Nietzsche (him again) wrote about the will to power and he was thinking about the brain. But what if he had thought about the other end of the body? Now they’re saying you can turn horse shit into electricity. The stables SUNY Cobleskill (a university in New York state) produce 20 tons of cow and horse shit ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "The Will To Power (via Dung)", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/04/01/the-will -to-power-via-dung/" } ); More About: Animals
Phenomenology Simply Explained
2008-03-31 09:16:00 Sometimes people say to me - “Mister Poo - what is phenomenology?” I always point them to the example of the toad in the bowl. If no one is there to see the toad in the bowl - then does it really exist? Or is it just a malformed shit of the universal mind? With warts. As so ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Phenomenology Simply Explained", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/31/phenomen ology-simply-explained/" } );
Public Toilets Can Be Found by Technology? At a Price
2008-03-29 08:36:00 If you need to find a toilet in London, you can now text the word “toilet” to 88097 and the local council will text you back details of your nearest public toilet. They call it Sat-Lav and it costs 25p. Where there’s muck there’s brass. Bette Midler said “When it’s three o’clock in New York it’s ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Public Toilets Can Be Found by Technology … At a Price ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/29/public-t oilets-can-be-found-by-technology-at-a-pr ice/" } ); More About: Products
Big Fat David Hume Loses Argument Due to Weight
2008-03-28 09:09:00 Look at this big fat fucker. David Hume was famous for revolutionising Anglophone philosophical thought in the 18th century by rejecting God and standing up to the church in favour of the new rationalism and empricism. He was also a big lad. So, one fine day in Edinburgh - and Hume’s out and about in Edinburgh - ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Big Fat David Hume Loses Argument Due to Weight ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/28/hume-mor e-like-fume/" } ); More About: Religion , Scotland , Rationalism
Nihilism - What?s The Point
2008-03-27 07:30:00 Mister Poo sincerely asks. Nietzsche says nihilism is a “will to nothingness” and should be opposed. He calls it the poisoning of the human soul. What do you think he meant? Could he not face a world full of nothing, as Depeche Mode put it. Nietzsche always urged man to higher things but where is he now? Dead, ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Nihilism - What’s The Point ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/27/nihilism -whats-the-point/" } );
Toilet Und Ubertoilet
2008-03-26 08:56:00 “The press, the machine, the railway, the telegraph are premises whose thousand-year conclusion no one has yet dared to draw.? This is what Friedrich Nietzsche said and this is a picture of a sewage treatment plant: Being the kind of dude he was, Nietzsche probably wasn’t thinking of sewage treatment plants when he wrote that but who ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Toilet Und Ubertoilet", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/26/119/" } );
Guess The Poo - Win a Million Euros
2008-03-25 09:10:00 Let us play a game. The prize is a million euros. The first to guess what animal this poo came from will get a million euros. Submit your entry on the comment form now - be the first to win a million euros - paid direct to your paypal account. Mmmm? Looks pretty fresh! SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Guess The Poo - Win a Million Euros ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/25/guess-th e-poo-win-a-million-euros/" } ); More About: Animals
How To Make Money In A Recession
2008-03-24 09:38:00 Buy shares in toilets. It doesn’t matter what the market does - people will always need to poo. Plus there are now golden toilets like this one that cost a quarter of a million Euros. The toilet is called “Moscow” and its a far cry from the days where we used to shit in ditches SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "How To Make Money In A Recession ", url: "http://misterpoo.com/2008/03/24/how-to-m ake-money-in-a-recession/" } ); More About: Make Money |
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