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HAPPY EASTER HOLIDAYS!!
2008-03-21 17:30:00
Source: Iheartjake.comI hope Jake gets better. Playing basketball is more dangerous than I would have figured out! Have a very happy Easter holiday time, weirdos!!
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Jena Malone and Tina Majorino
2008-03-20 17:20:00
JENA MALONE.JENA MALONE SCENES VIDEO:TINA MAJORINO.TINA MAJORINO IN "NAPOLEON DYNAMITE" VIDEO:
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Wristcutters Video
2008-03-20 16:55:00
WRISCUTTERS: A LOVE SONG"The film is deliciously dark, but a morbid premise doesn't stop "Wristcutters" from being uplifting at the same time. Director Dukic has constructed his love story with such a wonderful balance of dark humor and empathy. The film's characters have come to the lowest points in their lives, and one cannot help but feel both their despair and their joy at discovering that there is still hope. The most beautiful thing about "Wristcutters" is that the emotions it provokes seem to come, not from the film, but from within the viewer's own soul. Knowing that Zia's life and his capacity to love have not ended with death makes it impossible, despite all expectations, not to smile". Source: media.www.34st.com
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Leaving Medical Center
2008-03-19 16:34:00
"what happened to Jake?s leg? Some time in the last two days he must have hurt himself."Source: Imnotobsessed.comOn 18th March - Leaving A Medical Center In Beverly Hills. Pictures by Iheartjake.com

Zooey Deschanel at the SXSW Festival
2008-03-18 14:06:00
Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward at the SXSW Festival , Austin, TX, 15th March.
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Arrested Development state
2008-03-17 09:58:00
"W. H. Auden, a poet with an artistic sensibility strikingly similar to De Vries?, has commented, "What no critic seems to see in my work are its comic undertones. Only through comedy can one be serious"; and De Vries himself has talked at length about the twin problems of "serious" and "comic".Anyway, it?s false to life to separate elements from counterparts with which they are inseparably mingled in reality. You can?t be talking about the serious and comic separately and still be talking about life, any more than you can independently discuss hydrogen and oxygen and still be dealing with water.Robert Frost understood (and exemplified) this principle beautifully, I think. He says somewhere ... something about how if we want to be charming or bearable the way is almost rigidly prescribed: if it is with outer seriousness it must be with inner humor; if it is with outer humor it must be with inner seriousness.There are writers?and you can have them?who think that all you have to do to...
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New Affiliate: Martha MacIsaac Files
2008-03-16 16:25:00
We have a new affiliate with Martha MacIsaac.com, devoted to the actress of "Superbad" Martha MacIsaac, the flirty Evan's dream girl Becca. She appears in this video featuring some scenes of Michael Cera:
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At The Farmer's Market, Pacific Palisades
2008-03-16 15:32:00
On 12th March - At The Farmer's Market in Pacific Palisades."Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon looked super cute and cuddly as they enjoyed a morning of shopping at the Farmer?s Market in the Pacific Palisades sans kids. I think these two make a great couple, both are low key and down to earth". Source: I'm not obsessedIt's like people cannot refrain themselves of commenting about the gay and the heartless ho, can they?

Arteta and Holden Caulfield
2008-03-14 16:24:00
"Slowly she develops a friendship with a quiet, sad-eyed cashier at work, played wonderfully by Jake Gyllenhaal. He calls himself Holden , after his hero, Holden Caulfield, from J. D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye. Holden dreams of emulating Salinger by making his fame as a writer and then escaping to the life of a recluse". Source: www.cinescene.com "It has taken over two years, but the big-screen adaptation of Youth in Revolt is finally gearing up. Previously, our esteemed Erik Davis raved about the book when Dimension Films bought the rights, and then when Michael Cera signed on to star. Now The Hollywood Reporter says that Miguel Arteta is this close to jumping back into the movies and helming the flick. Should the final negotiations wrap up nicely, this will be the director's first film since The Good Girl five years ago. Meanwhile, Cera will be playing the title character, Nick Twisp -- "a smart, sexually obsessed teen living in a world of moronic adults." A little more s...

Penelope's interview and clips
2008-03-11 06:59:00
"Penelope Wilhern (Christina Ricci, ?Sleepy Hollow?), born to wealthy socialites (Catherine O?Hara, ?Home Alone? and Robert E. Grant, ?Gosford Park?), is afflicted by the Wilhern spell that can only be broken when she finds love. Hidden away in her family?s estate, the lonely girl meets a string of suitors in her parent?s futile attempt to break the curse. Each eligible bachelor is enamored with Penelope and her sizable dowry ?until her curse is revealed.Lemon (Peter Dinklage, ?The Station Agent?), a mischievous and eager tabloid reporter wants a photograph of the mysterious Penelope and hires Max (James McAvoy, ?Atonement?) to pose as a prospective suitor to get the shot. The handsome down-on-his luck gambler finds himself falling for Penelope, but not wanting to disappoint her or to expose his surreptitious ways, he decides to disappear. Fed up by his latest betrayal and determined to live life on her own terms, Penelope breaks free from her family and ventures into the world alon...
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Coolness factor
2008-03-09 04:20:00
"Donnie Darko" (2001)/Jake Gyllenhaal"Jake Gyllenhaal is a revelation in the title role. He manages to make Donnie this amazing amalgam of cool, ennui, geekiness and scariness that?s unexpected, but works to a tee. Jena Malone as Gretchen, the one person who really understands Donnie, is in a sense his female doppelganger, but without his more extreme traits". Source: Urbancinefile.com.au"Brick" (2005) /Joseph Gordon Levitt"Brendan's is a cynical universe, in which everyone protects their own, but also one in which people are concerned with more than who's dating who and who's on "American Idol." Everyone is cool, and no one is cool. It's the vision of what every high school student wishes to be". Source: www.combustiblecelluloid.com"Superbad" (2007)/Michael Cera"I think it's great how Evan is portrayed as the good guy and remains the good guy. He tries to be cool but it doesn't suit him. He doesn't even look cool when he acts cool. It's the awkwardness he goes through that ...
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Playfulness loving scenes
2008-03-07 20:21:00
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway as Jack Twist and Lureen in "Brokeback Mountain" (2005):"If love is a train, I think I'll ride me a slow one. I want to ride right through the night making every stop." -Singer-songwriter Michelle Shocked. Joseph Gordon Levitt and Nora Zehetner as Brendan and Laura in "Brick" (2005):"When we start out on the loving and sexual trail, it is so full of emotion that it is almost impossible to contain the feelings of lust, the smile that dances at the corners of the lips, the heart bursting with anticipation every time the phone rings. We ride the waves of ?being in love? for all it?s worth. Surfing the white frothy sea of heightened emotions, wiping our salty, sweaty palms, the noise of our pumping heart so loud we are sure everyone can hear it. We know we are alive.Soaring above day to day challenges flying through minor problems that present themselves, we are totally enveloped in the physical sensation of being in love".Source: Womendoingit.com.auMi...
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Kirsten in Utah
2008-03-06 16:53:00
"Actress Kirsten Dunst has found love in rehab, according to InTouch magazine.The 25-year-old Spider-Man star reportedly met the mystery man at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation centre in Sundance, Utah .Kirsten & her rehab friend at Utah's supermarket, Feb. 2008.An insider told the magazine: "The staff has asked the two to separate more than enough. She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes."Dunst's new boyfriend has asked his mum to send flowers to Kirsten at the clinic on his behalf.Dunst was reportedly prompted to go into rehab after the death of Heath Ledger.Eva Mendes and Lindsay Lohan have also undergone treatment programmes at the Utah clinic". Source: www.digitalspy.co.uk

Rising Reese
2008-03-05 14:50:00
"Penelope"´s photoshoop.I like flowery dresses and shirts on Reese .Jake and Reese, both wearing their shades again.

Juno "Anyone else" Video
2008-03-05 12:01:00
Anyone else but you" had always been a personal favourite from Kimya Dawson's band The Moldy Peaches, and I like how actors Ellen Page and Michael Cera played it in the acoustic final scene in "Juno ", one of the best covers I've heard.
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Wired for sadness
2008-03-04 15:06:00
"It's the prefrontal cortex that brings those emotions into play and guides us in our behavior. If we didn't have a sense of what would be wonderful or awful in the future, we would behave very haphazardly." -Ned Kalin, director of the University of Wisconsin's Health-Emotions Research Institute in Madison."Emotion is the glue that holds a personality together". Source: findarticles.com
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Out With Reese In Brentwood
2008-03-02 19:45:00
February 29 - Out in Brentwood . Source: Iheartjake.comIs going Jake to strangle Reese ?

Reese and T.V.
2008-02-29 13:55:00
Reese Witherspoon watches TV all day"It sounds like she pretty much watches television all day, because she said she watches a little of The Today Show, a little Good Morning America, then she catches The View, then Regis & Kelly, then soaps, also Martha Stewart?s show. She said she loves crafting and that she watches Martha Stewart for that, but that she flips the channel a lot. She also likes Project Runway and Amazing Race, and said she has a male friend who is going on Amazing Race who is a writer who she does yoga with.Reese said her worst auditions were when people put her down personally, and said things like ?you?re not pretty enough,? or ?smart enough,? or ?tall enough.? Then Jay told the story of his worst audition, where he had to wait 2 hours for the casting agent to tell him that they were looking for a Woody Allen lookalike and he didn?t fit the bill. That was the most interesting part of this interview, considering that Reese didn?t tell any cute stories other tha...
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Add Natalie and Jena to the L-fantasies
2008-02-28 12:56:00
"In an interesting topic for an interview, actress Natalie Portman said that she wouldn?t be averse to embarking on a lesbian relationship, for the simple reason that she doesn?t want to disconnect herself from half of the world population. The ?V For Vendetta? star said that she doesn?t understand why anyone would want to rule out half of the people out there, simply based on sex. "Why would you close yourself off from 50 per cent of people,? Contactmusic quoted Portman, as saying.Portman continued, ?I?ve never dated a woman or anything like it, but I think it?s much more about the person you fall in love with.? Source: celebrity-gossip.net"Jena Malone, an actress who has appeared in such movies as Saved, Donnie Darko, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Life as a House, Stepmom, and Bastard Out of Carolina, was raised by two moms until she was ten. Malone says she is close to her large extended family, which includes four brothers and two sisters. In her own words, ?I had two lovin...
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Lesbian Fantasies
2008-02-27 19:54:00
EVAN RACHEL WOOD."I'm not a lesbian, but I don't think it's weird or gross or anything. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm bisexual - I don't sleep with women. But I definitely appreciate women and there have been times where I have been attracted to a woman," she told the magazine". Source: gossip.about.comELLEN PAGE -GAY ICON?"Jack and Diane, two teenage lesbians, meet in New York City and spend the night kissing ferociously. Diane?s charming innocence quickly begins to open Jack?s tough skinned heart. But, when Jack discovers that Diane is leaving the country in a week she tries to push her away. Diane must struggle to keep their love alive while hiding the secret that her newly awakened sexual desire occasionally turns her into a werewolf". Source: www.filmsalt.com"Olivia go on to talk more about why this isn't in anyway an actual werewolf movie. Contrary to the way that it's described, it's more of a relationship drama. It just falls into the category of "lesbian ...
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Unlikely lesbian fantasies
2008-02-26 17:56:00
Here?s an unlikely lesbian fantasy: Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon. I?ve never written a post on either of them, but seeing them together is like some kind of weird science experiment; they both have the same shaped head. They?re like aliens from another planet, and I just want to probe them a little longer.Source: www.Hollywoodtuna.com
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Oscar Winners
2008-02-25 03:29:00
Ethan and Joel Cohen won Oscar s for Best Achievement in directing, Best Adapted screenplay and Best Motion Picture: "No Country for old men".Daniel Day Lewis won the Oscar for Best Lead Actor in "There will be blood".Javier Bardem won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor in "No country for Old Men".Marion Cotillard won an Oscar for Best Lead Actress in "La Vie en Rose".Tilda Swinton won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in "Michael Clayton".Diablo Cody won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in "Juno".
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Oscars 2008 Red Carpet
2008-02-25 02:10:00
James McAvoy.Marion Cotillard.Diablo Cody.Ellen Page.Jennifer Garner.Johnny Depp.Cameron Diaz.Anne Hathaway.Hillary Swank.Katherine Heigl.Helen Mirren.Forest Whitaker.Saoirse Ronan.
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23rd Independent Spirit Awards
2008-02-24 15:18:00
LIST OF WINNERS:BEST FEATUREJuno Producers: Lianne Halfon, John Malkovich, Mason Novick, Russell SmithBEST DIRECTORJulian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the ButterflyBEST FIRST FEATUREThe Lookout, Director: Scott FrankProducers: Roger Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Laurence Mark, Walter ParkesJOHN CASSAVETES AWARDAugust Evening, Writer/Director: Chris EskaProducers: Connie Hill, Jason WehlingBEST SCREENPLAYTamara Jenkins, The SavagesBEST FIRST SCREENPLAYDiablo Cody, JunoBEST FEMALE LEADEllen Page, JunoBEST MALE LEADPhilip Seymour Hoffman, The SavagesBEST SUPPORTING FEMALECate Blanchett, I'm Not ThereBEST SUPPORTING MALEChiwetel Ejiofor, Talk To MeBEST CINEMATOGRAPHYJanusz Kaminski, The Diving Bell and the ButterflyBEST DOCUMENTARYCrazy Love, Director: Dan KloresBEST FOREIGN FILMOnce, Director: John Carney (Ireland)ROBERT ALTMAN AWARDI'm Not There, Director: Todd HaynesCasting Director: Laura RosenthalEnsemble Cast: Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Marcus Carl Franklin, Charlotte Gainsbourg,...
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"Zodiac" snubbed by Oscars
2008-02-24 00:50:00
"No surprise, and absolutely proper: Roger Deakins for shooting both "No Country for Old Men" and "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" (though I hope they don't cancel each other out). But nothing for "Zodiac "? At the very least it should have received a nomination for its amazing visual effects. But unless you've seen the Director's Cut DVD (or some Digital Domain clips on YouTube) you probably wouldn't have known they were effects. That's how good they are".Looking at the odds, "Atonement" is an unlikely best picture because its director (Joe Wright) wasn't nominated. "Michael Clayton" and "Juno" lack an editing nomination, which (statistically speaking) is are crucial to winning the top prize. On the other hand, "Michael Clayton" is honored in three acting categories, for George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson and Tilda Swinton -- and guess which branch of the Academy is the biggest? "No Country for Old Men" didn't claim a lead acting slot, perhaps because i...
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"Juno" and the Female Memes
2008-02-22 12:43:00
"Listening to the non-stop one-liners and biting world-weary observations that come from the main character in Juno may have caused a crisis of coolness among some audience members. This 21st century antiheroine has given some people the disconcerting feeling of not "getting" her, accusing screenwriter Diablo Cody (the pen name of Brook Busey-Hunt) of having drawn Juno (played by the talented Ellen Page) as a goofy and uncontactable character.This young woman ?"avant-garde posturing mixed with a post-punk naïve spirit"? has certainly proven to grate on a lot of people's nerves, through her odd screen persona. For some cinephiles this is new proof of marketing-savvy mass entrancement, a deceitful "feel good" story that tricks us into believing in happiness ever after.I think the film can alternatively be seen as the origin of a new female meme, a redefinition of "Peter Pan's Never Land" as "Eternal Pun and Negative Land". Ellen Page delivers another challenging performance after he...
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Happy Birthday to Ellen Page!
2008-02-22 02:04:00
HAPPY 21th BIRTHDAY TO ELLEN PAGE!!
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The next Johnny Depp
2008-02-20 13:26:00
The struggle I have in mind is the far weightier struggle over who will be the Johnny Depp of the Millennial Generation.So yes, Depp is a hero to us all, this despite the undeniable fact that he is a goateed Francophile, which is saying rather a lot about his redeeming qualities. For years I've wanted to write a book titled Captain Jack's Guide to Management, divining the Shinto-inspired code of business success buried deep beneath Captain Jack Sparrow's wild-eyed witticisms as spouted in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Alas, there have been no takers as yet.I'll also add, briefly, that I really love the movie Edward Scissorhands and that when I met a really lovely yet very skinny and pale young woman, my brilliant friend dubbed her, "Edward Sisterhands," as though she were, um, Edward Scissorhands' sister. Oh heck, you get the idea.Anyway, I loved Holes and Disturbia as much as the next red-blooded American, but when LaBeouf addressed the assembled hordes at Comic-Con ...

Post-Valentine?s Date
2008-02-19 20:42:00
"Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon play it shy, hiding their faces from paparazzi while enjoying a post-Valentine ?s date night out in Los Angeles on Friday".Source: Justjared.buzznet.com
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HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, NORA!!
2008-02-16 15:46:00
HAPPY BELATED 27th BIRTHDAY, NORA ZEHETNER!!Nora , you know you will be our particular noir princess, the femme-fatale of our more inconfesable dreams forever, I wish you all the best!
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