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White Star Cider...
2008-05-02 17:58:00
Choice Of The NHS Generation Good for extracting teeth, reconstructive facial surgery, and depression... It's no wonder this new miracle wonder cure is fast becoming the NHS replacement of choice in sunny old Blighty, birthplace of colonialism and oppression! more... 02/May/2008 15:58
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War Sex And Traffic
2008-03-22 08:32:00
High Crimes Misdemeanours And Other Moralities War criminals, sex criminals, and traffic criminals... If you're rich and powerful enough, in countries like the UK, you can get away with the lot! more... 22/Mar/2008 07:32
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War Sex And Traffic
2008-03-22 08:32:00
High Crimes Misdemeanours And Other Moralities War criminals, sex criminals, and traffic criminals... If you're rich and powerful enough, in countries like the UK, you can get away with the lot! more... 22/Mar/2008 07:32
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America's First Black President...
2008-03-21 01:32:00
Where's Obama? Ten pounds cash to anyone who can spot Barack Obama in the above 'five years on' illegal Iraq war pic... A fiver if you can spot Hillary, or indeed any Democrat, openly fraternising with the leader of the Democrats natural bedfellows, Britains happy smiley Labour party (or should that be 'New Labour'). more... 21/Mar/2008 00:32
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Michael Todd's Apology To Bryn Alyn North Wales
2008-03-12 21:51:00
UK Child Abuse Torture Death Victims I've seen the media coverage of Michael Todd's death, I'm still waiting on their coverage of the Bryan Alyn child abuse tortue death victims. more... 12/Mar/2007 20:51
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Jersey Child Abuse Body Tip Of The Iceberg
2008-02-29 04:41:00
Wait Till They Dig Up North Wales It's not just Jersey , it's not just Wales, it's not just Ireland, and it's not just Dunblane... more... 29/Feb/2007 03:41
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Prozac Bebo and Internet Suicide Cults
2008-02-20 01:07:00
Bridgend Bebo Babes Investigated I saw my councillor yesterday and he asked me, as he always does, if I'd been feeling suicidal... I've been on Prozac since I was attacked, and apparently suicidal tendencies are a well known side effect, and after experiencing the drug at first hand, I think I know why... more... 20/Feb/2008 00:07
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Kate, Gerry and Madeleine McCann
2008-02-03 13:22:00
A Case Study In Class Nine months ago today, Madeleine McCann was possibly abducted, and probably murdered at a Portugese holiday resort after being left unsupervised in an unlocked apartment, as her parents enjoyed a night out on the shant with friends. At the time, I was recovering at the Holiday Inn in Southsea, as my home had been sealed off as a crime scene, after I'd been stabbed in the face by a drunken pikey who was trying to stab my eye out after failing to slit my throat. more... 03/Feb/2008 12:22
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Tiger Tia Copland
2007-12-18 05:23:00
Rest In Peace My cat died! I found Tiger many years ago, when I was living in Wecock. I called her that because she was stripey, like a tiger. She was some kind of a stray/wildcat type thing that used to hang around the area, and one day she turned up crying with a broken tail. It was quite disturbing to see, as it had been knocked right over at the base, and looked like it was growing out of her buttock. It must have hurt like hell, and seeing as she didn't seem to have anyone to look after her, I took it upon myself to sort her out. more... 18/Dec/2007 04:23

Crimes Against Poetry?
2007-11-13 03:03:00
Or Crimes Against Humanity? Who do you want in your prisons, and why? And by 'Crimes Against Humanity' I don't mean the kind of crimes that usually go punished at Nuremburg, for history shows that such justice will only be delivered when you've been conquered by an opposing country, as anyone following the progress of scandals such as child abuse, murder, bribery and corruption will be aware. I mean crimes against people. Murder, rape, robbery. Or, more to the point, getting stabbed in the face, by a drunken pikey from Hackney, who's trying to stab your eyes out after failing to slit your throat... more... 13/Nov/2007 02:03
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God Bless 5/11
2007-11-09 23:22:00
Defining Moments In History! My 5/11 got off to a flying start this year! After many frantic visits to the cashpoint machine, wondering why my cash hadn't turned up over the weekend, I was told on the phone by those ever curteous humanitarians at the benefits agency that my sickness benefits had been suspended... more... 09/Nov/2007 22:22
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Celebrity Doss House
2007-10-30 19:16:00
Raggety's Moved In I was attacked with a knife in my own home again last Monday. That's the second time in the past six months. On both occasions it was someone from Hackney. I'm loathe to mention it here, as I don't like negative experiences to detract from my achievments, but the fact is, if I ever turn up stabbed to death in my own home, and there's an increasingly likely chance that I will, I want people to know that Beth did it. more... 30/Oct/2007
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SML Traffic Report
2007-10-16 23:37:00
© Sean Copland 2007 download The great thing about raw log files is that they're freely created by the web server, and tell you everything you need to know about who's visiting, where they're coming from, and what pages they're viewing. All without you having to insert any code at all into your pages, and with it, redesigning your entire site. The bad thing about them is that they don't make much sense if you've ever tried to sit down and read them. The SML Traffic Report script is a clever tool, that extracts all the data you request from your raw log files, presenting it an an easy to read format so you can see (amongst other things) exactly where your visitors are coming from, and what files they're downloading. more... 16/Oct/2007

Ten Years On...
2007-08-31 20:21:00
Who Killed Diana? Isn't it obvious? Diana Death Letter I am sitting here at my desk today in October, longing for someone to hug me and encourage me to keep strong and hold my head high. This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous ... Charles is planning an accident in my car, brake failure and serious head injury in order to make the path clear for him to marry. I have been battered, bruised and abused mentally by a system for 15 years now, but I feel no resentment ... I am strong inside and maybe that is a problem for my enemies. Thank you Charles for putting me through such hell and for giving me the opportunity to learn from the cruel things you have done to me. © Princess DianaOctober 1996 more... 31/Aug/2007 18:21
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When Hamsters Attack...
2007-08-13 23:57:00
Kung Fu Killers Unleashed! It was the day before my birthday... After months of crisis loan after crisis loan, my income support giro finally came through after i signed on the sick, and I bought a second hand xbox for thirty quid. I spent the evening playing Need For Speed Most Wanted when I heard a 'tap-tap-tap' coming from under the chest of drawers so I pulled them out to see what was causing it, and after finding nothing, I continued with my gaming. more... 13/Aug/2007
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Angry NHS Doctors...
2007-07-04 20:11:00
What's Your Beef With New Labour? Is it the state sanctioned murders of innocent babys? Is it the total lack of adequate dental care? Is it refusing to operate on my fractured cheek? Or is it something else? more... 04/Jul/2007
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I've Been Stabbed...
2007-05-10 04:11:00
In The Face! It's been two years of hell, with a never-ending stream of parasites, pissheads, and perverts moving into my home, and squirming around the hallways like the maggots they are, using my kitchen, shower, and toilet. When one leaves, another appears, and somehow they manage to drag me, and everyone they come into contact with, down to their level as their problems somehow become my problems. And so it was that at approximately 11pm, last Wednesday, I met my Mark Chapman, squirming around my hallway, with a small knife that he stuck to my throat and, after a brief struggle, he stabbed in my face, disfiguring me for life, and almost blinding me. more... 10/May/2007

My Rosa Parks Day
2007-04-22 02:08:00
Eat My Shorts! It was hot and sunny on Monday, so I wore my favourite shorts. A pair of classy worn out Levis, cut off at the knees, with authentic worn out holes, for extra character! Shortly after arriving at CDG for my ninth week of reading the same jobs in the same weekly job paper in order that they may justify CDG's New Deal training contracts to the jobcentre, and their Social Funding to the EU, a little fat nazi woman started pottering around each room of the building, putting loads of 'no shorts allowed' signs up on every available wall... more... 22/Apr/2007
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Slave Trade Evolved
2007-03-24 23:11:00
Careers Development Group Reviewed! My first experience of racism was when I first moved to Portsmouth... I was raised in Leigh Park, one of the largest council estates in Europe, and when I first went to my new school I was told in no uncertain terms by the head of year at City Boys that the O levels I had spent the past two years studying for at Broomfield were 'different' to those of a 'non council estate school' and I was dropped to a CSE class instead. more... 24/Mar/2007
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You Need Terror
2007-02-01 10:11:00
John Reid: Blair's Terror Chief When over 300 of your registered sex offenders go missing, you need terror! When 60% of internet paedophiles roam free, you need terror! more... 01/Feb/2007

She Wants It...
2007-01-10 04:34:00
Simone's Aggressive Anal Sometimes women say and do things just to make you fuck them up the arse harder... That's Simone's excuse, but what about Ruth's? more... 10/Jan/2007

It's A Whitewash...
2007-01-05 07:28:00
Of Cricketing And Kiddy Fiddling! (a brief history of blair's britain) Is he having a whip round for the child torture victims of the paedophile blair regime? It's a whitewash! more... 05/Jan/2007