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Weird excuse to get out of work
2008-04-03 06:09:00
We have all done some pretty stupid things to get out of work before, like calling in with the excuse that the dog was hit by a car or a grandmother died. Believe me, I have used some weird excuses also, but nothing beats this man in Pasco, Washington. He took it a few steps too far when he had his friend shoot him in order to get out of taking a drug test at work. Yes, this is in fact a true story. In order to get out of a drug test he was going to take at work, Daniel Kuch called the police and told them he had been shot by someone in a dark car. After investigating, however, deputies discovered that this story didn’t make sense. It then came out that Kuch had a friend shoot him so that he would be injured and able to stay away from work long enough for any drugs to leave his system. Both men have since been arrested, and hopefully others will learn a lesson from this situation. Work ing sucks, but serving jail time sucks a whole lot more.
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Historical and influential people’s painting
2008-04-03 06:09:00
You know how there are loads of fantastic artwork around and as you browse through them, a little voice in you says “Man, how did they do that?” Well, I stumbled onto discussion about a recent oil painting and, if you don’t mutter “wow” when you see this painting, then you’re probably were choking on gum… or dead. Or both! Haha… It’s a huge oil on canvas work by Dai Dudu, Li Tiezi, and Zhang An in 2006 where they have painted major historical figures from our time. Talk about jazzing up a history lesson! I’ve included a snippet of the picture I found, just click on this link for a larger image, complete with image maps and wiki links to find out more information about those influential peopl
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Orlandofuntickets.com
2008-04-03 06:06:00
Orlandofuntickets.com is the ultimate source for Discount Walt Disney World Tickets and all Orlando theme parks, dinner shows and attractions. When planning your vacation to Orlando, the most expensive and intimidating factors in your planning process are the endless options of admission tickets. Disney tickets are now available for many different days and options from one to ten days for what is called, “Disney Magic Your Way”. OrlandoFunTickets.com has the lowest prices on all discount Disney tickets and guarantees the lowest prices.At OrlandoFunTickets.com, we are an authorized and official full-service ticket provider for Walt Disney World, Universal Studios, Sea World, all Orlando Dinner Shows and many other great attraction brands that Orlando has to offer.There are many sites who claim to offer cheap Disney tickets, but how many can guarantee you the lowest possible prices? Well we can! Furthermore, we have contracts with every major Orlando vacations theme park enabling ...

Share a loo and improve your relationship
2008-04-03 06:04:00
Sure, their Human Rights track record looks dingy at best but apparently marital bliss is top of the list for these folks. This nifty, and albeit strange, Chinese invention promises to smooth over a tense marriage. Well, it’s a twin toilet kinda like a love-seat except you don’t neck. And let’s face it, no one’s going to cuddle on that two-seater. It’s called TwoDaLoo (yes, you can cringe) and allows both spouses to use the toilet at the same time. And apparently it’s eco-friendly too, where twin bowls of the toilet are cleaned with a single flush.It’s labeled a well meant effort to bring down emotional walls and get each other to communicate. Not unlike the awkward elevator moments when you have to make small talk and pray for no embarrassing moments.So in the end, whoever cleans the bathroom has twice as much toilet scrubbing to do?And you thought leaving the toilet seat up was a nightmare.
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Fenerbahce 2-1 Chelsea
2008-04-03 06:02:00
Fenerbahce mounted a stunning comeback to shock Chelsea in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final.Chelsea took the lead when Deivid diverted Florent Malouda's cross into his own net and Michael Essien also hit the bar in a one-sided first half.But the Turkish side levelled when London-born Colin Kazim-Richards smashed home Mehmet Aurelio's pass.And Deivid made amends for his early error to win the game with a superb 30-yard strike into the top corner.Teams of the calibre of Inter Milan, PSV Eindhoven and Sevilla have also come a cropper at the Sukru Saracoglu stadium this season but Chelsea's defeat was a huge surprise after the way they began the game.The hostile atmosphere provided by their fans has undoubtedly played a part in Fenerbahce's impressive home record in Europe but the Istanbul crowd were soon silenced here.Zico's tactic of pushing Fenerbahce's full-backs forward left Malouda and Joe Cole acres of space on the flanks in the early stages and it was ...

The Las Vegas Hotels
2008-04-03 05:51:00
A Once upon a time, Las Vegas was a gambler's paradise.The Nevada city was known the world-over for its abundance of casinos and gaming houses. Although still a popular casino city, Las Vegas has become more of a fantasyland destination. The Las Vegas Strip is by far the most spectacular sight to see - especially at night. This is where you will find some of the most glamorous hotels in the world - most with an adjoining casino. At night, the strip is just a stretch of bright, colored lights and is quite an amazing sight.There is no place like Las Vegas accommodation anywhere else in the world. See for yourself - there truly are lodgings for everyone in Las Vegas.The Las Vegas Hotels are truly best in the world.Las Vegas Hotels and Las Vegas Shows at the best prices.This website covers Vegas Night Clubs, Vegas tours, attractions, VIP Specials and more? That too – but only the best. Make your Vegas vacation special and browse our hand-picked selection of the Best that Las Vegas ha...

Processor for Extreme Gaming
2008-04-03 05:35:00
For all the gaming freaks out there, here is a processor which you can look into for the best gaming experience.1. Intel® Core™2 Extreme quad-core processorWhen more is better-with four processing cores the Intel Core 2 Extreme processor delivers unrivaled performance for the latest, greatest generation of multi-threaded games and multimedia applications.The Intel® Core™2 Extreme processor QX9770 running at 3.2 GHz delivers the best possible experience for today's most demanding users. * 12 MB of total L2 cache * 1600 MHz front side bus2. There is another core 2 duo extreme, but has become a bit old for the latest games released.
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How to make root beer
2008-04-03 05:31:00
1. Using a clean bottle and a dry funnel, add the ingredients in sequence as stated in the steps that follow. First add a level cup of table sugar, (or cane sugar). Adjust the amount to achieve the desired sweetness.2. Measure out 1/4 teaspoon powdered baker's yeast, and place in the funnel. The yeast should be fresh and active, and any brand that is available will work.3. Shake well to make sure that the yeast grains are distributed evenly into the sugar.4. Swirl the sugar/yeast mixture in the bottom in order to make it concave and enable it to catch the extract in the middle.5. Replace the funnel, and add 1 Tbsp of root beer extract on top of the dry sugar.Notice how the extract sticks to the sugar. This will help dissolve the extract as seen in the next few steps .6. Fill the bottle halfway with fresh cool tap water that has only a little chlorine. Pour through the funnel and use this opportunity to rinse extract stuck to the funnel and tablespoon. Swirl to dissolve the ingredie...
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Apogee Condo South Beach
2008-04-03 05:30:00
The Related Group of Florida is building the next great Apogee Condo South Beach :Apogee in South Beach . This developer has brought us some of the most luxurious condos in recent years, but has now found a way to raise the bar even further.You may be familiar with ICON South Beach, the Murano Grande, the Murano at Portofino, and Portofino Tower. These luxury buildings, built by this developer, have established a new standard of living in South Beach real estate.But, wait until you see Apogee.WHAT MAKES APOGEE SO LUXURIOUS, SO DIFFERENT AND SO DESIRABLE?This condominium sets the bar higher than any other in South Beach history. It marks the evolution of luxury living.• Ceilings are 10-feet high• Special noise-dampening construction built between floors to reduce noise transmission• Balconies are 11-feet deep• Kitchens will feature gas appliances (optional)• Kitchens will be built with multiple ovens, multiple dishwashers, 100-bottle wine coolers and the finest...

HaHaHa!!!
2008-04-03 05:30:00
SEVEN THINGS THAT AN EMPLOYEE NEVER TELLS HIS BOSS 1. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. 2. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion. 3. If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. 4. If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. If fact, save them until the job is almost done. 5. Never introduce me to the people you’re with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. 6. Be nice to me only when the job I’m doing for you could really change your life. 7. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate.

Ten places you should see before you die
2008-04-03 05:21:00
For those people who like to travel a lot here is a list of top ten places you should not miss:1. Italy2. Scotland3. Vatican city4. Spain5. Venice6. Switzerland7. Hawaii8. Las Vegas9. Paris10. GreeceMy favorites here are Venice and Greece......
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Change your boot-up picture
2008-04-03 05:11:00
Are you bored of the mundane start-up or shut-down screen provided by microsoft? Well here is a way to customize them.There are three files which makeup the startup and shutdown screens, they are: LOGO.SYS - The startup screen, usually located in your C: directory. LOGOW.SYS - The 'Please wait...' screen, usually located in your c:windows directory. LOGOS.SYS - The 'It's now safe to turn off your computer.' screen, usually located in your c:windows directory. These files are standard 256 color Windows bitmap files with dimensions of 320(w) x 400(h). You can use basically any image editing program to change them (as long as it supports BMP files). Warning: Before getting started make sure to take a backup copy of all three files (LOGO.SYS may or may not already exist). 1. Copy LOGOW.SYS and LOGOS.SYS to a temporary folder, and rename their extensions to .BMP 2. Using your favorite graphics editor, open the files and modify them to your liking. 3. Once your finished, save...
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Nimbus VoIP phone systems
2008-04-03 05:11:00
Nimbus VoIP Phone Systems by Xpandercommunication are the new business phones launched in mobile world.There are other mobile phone which provides people with great servicebut then the nimbus voip phone systems stands among the all.Nimbus VoIP phone systems is an industry-leading provider focused on the communication needs of business enterprises for the internet. Its innovative suite of products, applications and services help the hundreds of millions customers achieve business value through technology. The Xpander designed VoIP phone system is what you need to check into. Just check this website VoIP Phone Systems and you can get all of the particulars you need on cost and opporating the system. The Nimbus VoIP phone system gives you total and complete control over the phone systems. When you find the labor charge are eliminated as well as the purchassing and maintaining the traditional PBXphones you'll see the initial cost has been greatly reduced. When you have the Nimbus V...
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Ping to Death
2008-04-03 04:43:00
Being a hacker, you must know how to hang a server so that it either stays idle for a while or restarts. This process when done by sending continuous, large size data packets is called 'ping to death'. You can do this in a windows NT system. 1. Go to the command prompt and type: ping -165527 -s 1 target 2. Press enterThe Ping of Death is a large ICMP packet. The target receives the ping in fragments and starts reassembling the packet. However, due to the size of the packet once it is reassembled, it is too big for the buffer and overflows it. This causes unpredictable results, such as reboots or system hangs.

How to lock folders without using any software
2008-04-02 17:53:00
Here are the steps to lock (not actually lock but to change the pointer address) a folder in windows xp: 1. Assume I want to lock a folder named 'new' which I have created in c drive. 2. Go to the path (in this case its c:) create a new notepad entry. 3. Then edit that entry by typing in it the following: ren new new.{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D } 4. Save it as lock.bat 5. Now if you run the .bat file your icon 'new' should have changed. Try clicking it now. 6. For creating a key, open an other notepad entry and write: ren new.{20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D } new 7. Save it as key.bat and run it.Like it? Want more tips? Please comment.
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Best software for online shopping
2008-04-01 22:32:00
Do you own an online shop and are looking for the right software to fulfill your requirements? Well its none other than 'Ashop Commerce' which is the leading provider of hosted shopping cart software in the US. This is a shopping cart software that has a plethora of features built into it for flexible and easy use. Apart from this, Ashop ecommerce software gives you lot more advantages, for example it has one of the best customer care services, its very easy to understand and work with and also very affordable and finally it comes in a customizable design which is excellent to work on. Whats more, Ashop offers you a 10 day trial absolutely free of cost. So the next time you decide to host a shopping cart online, do not forget to get Ashop commerce which provides a total solution for all your needs to make your portal a big success.
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Health is Wealth
2008-03-27 09:57:00
We have just started a new blog which gives information on various health tips.In todays world where health is considered secondary to many people,this blog has been primarily created to create awareness about the need for staying hale and fit.Unnecessary ailments can be avoided or as a matter of fact can be avoided by regularly exercising not for hours but just for few mins.Queries regarding any kind of health tips ,exercises,weight gain-loss or home remedies for any kind of ailments are encouraged and deeply appreciated.You can also mail in your comments ,feedback and further queries to rahram123@gmail.com or premsantoshu@yahoo.co.inPlz visit www.gudliving.blogspot.com
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Swift DZire - The latest offering from Maruti Suzuki
2008-03-26 18:30:00
Maruthi-Suzuki just launched the sedan version of the Swift calling it the Swift DZire which replaces the venerable Maruti Esteem. The car which features the same engine options as the hatchback Swift, 1.3 Petrol and Diesel options will cost around Rs 1 lakh more than comparable versions of the Swift.Shinzo Nakanishi, Managing Director, Maruti Suzuki India Limited said that the company had decided to stay with the old G13 engine from the Esteem and the Swift because the newer M-series engine family as on the SX4 would have added significantly to the costs. India is the only country where the Swift is sold with the old G-series engine.The higher end ZXi and ZDi versions of both cars feature several safety features such as Anti-Lock Brakes and Airbags. Mayank Prereek, Head of Marketing, MSIL believes that the car will give a fillip to the moribund Entry-A3 segment of the auto market.Prices (in Rs lakhs, ex-showroom Delhi):Petrol 1.3LXi - 4.49VXi - 4.97ZXi - 5.90Diesel 1.3LDi - 5.39VDi...

Land Rover - Jaguar welcome deal with Tata Motors
2008-03-26 18:26:00
Finally the one deal which has been buzzing around in the automobile sector,the TATA-JAGUAR deal is almost through.Tata Motors have planned to purchase Jaguar & Land rover for 2.65 billion dollars.Thousands of employees of Land Rover and Jaguar in the UK today wholeheartedly welcomed the sale of the two British car marquees of American automobile giant ford to India's Tata Motors. Roger Maddison, Unite National Officer for the automotive industry, said: "Today's deal is really good news for the UK automotive industry and the thousands of people who work for Land Rover, Jaguar and its supply chain. "Unite has secured written guarantees for all five UK plants on staffing levels, employee terms and conditions, including pensions, and sourcing agreements. The sale ensures our members futures and we look forward to working with Tata."
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burgessfurniture.com:An articulate showroom for furnitures
2008-03-22 00:21:00
The process of looking for furniture can often be overwhelming. Once you've got an idea of what to look for, it's often necessary to make multiple visits to a number of different furniture shops before a final decision can be made. This tends to become a time consuming and painstaking process.This is one website which has the ability or rather capability to make your house even more pretty.At burgessfurniture.com, they provide with an innovative service that makes the buying process much more manageable. This site provides each and everyone to choose from our extensive selection of furniture ranging from strikingly modern to traditionally elegant.When you shop for furniture at burgessfurniture.com for your living room, dining room, bedroom or home office, you'll find a great selection of merchandise from well-known brands in all shapes and styles. Thanks to their unique service, when you shop for furniture online, you can simply place your order on our site and we will deliver it...
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HDPE : "RECYCLED PLASTIC"
2008-03-21 23:44:00
HDPE (short for High Density Polyethylene) unlike the ordinary plastic,this is a commonly used plastic which can be recycled. HDPE Scrap is the collected material which is then sold to be recycled.The main advantage being the recycling factor is a promising feature of this category of plastic.It comes all sorts of shapes, forms and colors which is pretty cool.The best part about this is that it can provide a good water barrier unlike the LDPE.The enticing quality of the HDPE for the consumers is that it comes in a variety of forms like the HDPE Film form which can be used for snack food packaging and cereal box liners. The blow molded HDPE form can be used for non carbonated drink bottles and the HDPE injection molded form is mostly used for margarine tubs, deli food and whipped topping.The other uses of this kind of plastics are detergent bottles, milk jugs, garbage containers, water pipes (plumbing) as well as packaging for industrial chemicals such as detergents, bleach and acids...
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Greats On Sachin Tendulkar
2008-03-18 18:11:00
Destined to be a great" -Barry Richards."He is 99.5 percent perfect. I'd pay to see him" - Viv Richards."Don't bowl him bad balls, he hits the good ones for fours" - Michael Kasprowicz."It's scary, where the hell do we bowl to him" -Allan Border."There is no shame being beaten by such a great player. We didn't lose to Team India. We Lost to Sachin Tendulkar " -Steve Waugh."If I've to bowl to Sachin, I'll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard" - Dennis Lillee."I'd like to see him go out and bat one day with a stump. I tell you he'd do okay" -Greg Chappell."Cricketers like Sachin come once in a lifetime and I am privileged he played in my time" - Wasim Akram."The pressure on me is nothing as compared to Sachin Tendulkar . Sachin, like God, must never fail. The crowd always expects him to succeed and it is too much pressure on him" -Mark Waugh."Everybody gets 15 minutes of fame. But if there's one person I've admired over a 15-year of period, it's definitely Sachin....

Midwest auto recycling is the Best
2008-03-16 18:06:00
This is for all those crazy car freaks out there. Have you bought a car and want to modify it according to how you like it the best and that too for a very cheap price? Well there is no better place than midwest auto recycling. This place offers you almost all the user defined modifications and parts required for your automobile. The specialties here are the used engines and transmissions which are tested to the maximum extent possible for any glitches. All the transmissions are thoroughly inspected both visually and practically and are also totally cleaned. The engines present here or which come here are completely assembled. These are tested by starting them and inspecting them for any sort of compression. The cylinders are then tested for any leaks and later on the oil pressure is checked and the engine is cleaned. All the miles here are CARFAX verified. Apart from all this, the best part here is the warranty cause its one of the strongest nation wide.
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New York Fashion Schools
2008-03-10 16:55:00
This is for all the fashions freaks interested in doing a fashion course abroad like new york,the city that never sleeps .The fashion industry is fast-paced, dynamic and exciting.Well this is a perfect opportunity for all of you who are really excited about pursuing their fashion course abroad.People all over the world look to New York for various trends and style.The streets of New York are the birthplace of many fashion trends and style. Earning a fashion merchandising degree is an excellent way to get your foot in the door and start earning money in this creative and fun field.It makes absolute sense to attend school where you can witness first-hand, fashion being experimented upon, accepted, rejected, and everything that comes in between.The fashion schools new york are world renowned for their contribution to fashion industry.As more and more fashion designers recognized the potential of the country to provide ample ground for their creations, they went on a designing spree an...
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USB Memory sticks
2008-03-08 11:06:00
Wondering what these are.Well,believe it or not these are actually usb sticks.Even i got fooled initially when i saw the picture for the first time.They just look so real.These USB memory sticks, or also know as thumb drives are really nicely designed. Instead of the usual rectangular plastic, now they are available in sexy wooden casings.There are many more designs available like these.Wondering what all USB shapes are gonna come out!!!
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Toilet bowls have replaced chairs
2008-03-08 10:57:00
Valentine’s Day has just pasted. For many lovebirds around the world, a romantic candlelit dinner is the perfect way to celebrate. But you probably wouldn’t want to take your date to this particular Taipei restaurant. At first glance, the place looks like your normal cozy dining place. But if you look a bit more closely, you’ll notice that all the chairs here are actually toilet bowls. And the food comes in plastic containers shaped either like toilet bowls or traditional Chinese chamber pots! Not so hungry anymore, are you?
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Enhance your online video watching with Zorro
2008-03-06 20:59:00
Free ware application Zorro aims to take distractions like flashy ads out of your online video watching experience. It does so by blacking out all content that isn't your video, including your browser window, so it's just you and your video. Zorro is brilliant in its simplicity: it's basically a see-through application window, so you launch it, resize it so whatever you want to isolate is inside Zorro's boundaries, and hit escape to black out everything outside the Zorro window. It could even work as a distraction-stopper for any application you want to bring focus to, like the many distraction-free word processors. Zorro is freeware, Windows only.
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Google optimizes for your iphone,fast and friendly
2008-03-06 20:56:00
Google has updated their mobile homepage for iPhone users for quick and easy access to all of your Google apps with a simple, fast, and attractive tabbed interface. The tabs link to the straight- up Google Mobile homepage (which offers dynamic as-you-type suggestions) along with iPhone-optimized interfaces for Gmail, Gcal, GReader, and a More tab that provides access to Docs, SMS, GOOG-411, News, Picasa web albums, Blogger, and Notebook. The recent addition of IMAP in Gmail has made it that much easier to access and sync your Gmail online and off, but with the simple access to Gmail and other Google apps through the new and improved homepage, it may be just as simple if not more so to use their online portal—especially if you're a Google apps junkie.
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Take any website mobile with wirenode
2008-03-06 20:53:00
Web site Wirenode turns any web site with an RSS feed into a mobile-friendly version of that site, perfect for browsing sites on your mobile device when they don't have a mobile-friendly interface. "Mobilizing" any site with an RSS feed is a breeze, and when you're done you'll end up with something like this mobilised version of lifehacker. You can also use Wirenode to create your own mobile sites from scratch, though I'm not sure how much use most of us would get from that (maybe a start page with links to your favorite stuff?). Of course, you can also mobilize individual pages with RSS feeds with Google reader style if you prefer the GReader layout but you're not already using Google Reader mobile.
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Dog breeds for dog lovers
2008-03-06 19:08:00
This is for all the dog lovers.For all those who are fascinated with small dogs then allsmalldogbreeds.com is the perfect site for you to check out information.This site will help anyone find helpful and accurate information about the physical and behavioral characteristics of each of these small dog breeds and ultimately you'll end up buying a little dog that's right and perfect for you.This site provides you with all the info starting from the various breeds,personality,appearance and why small dogs make ideal pets for apartment dwellers and those with smaller living spaces.So guys who wanna own these small beauties visit this site before you end up buying one.
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