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LiLo Wasted?
2008-04-24 00:00:00 I wasn't even gonna bother writting about this because it didn't come as a complete shock to me. Lindsay Lohan was seen partying with friend/lover(?) Samantha Ronson at the Hawaiian Tropic this weekend, and sources reveal that she was throwing back some Grey Goose and Red Bull Cocktails, according ... More About: Wasted , Lilo
They?re Both 14
2008-04-24 00:00:00 It still amazes me how old Ali Lohan looks compared to other girls her age. I can't believe her mother would let her go around looking like that. I hope I never meet Ali, otherwise I would be forced to do White Oprah's job and just beat her.
You Will Behave Yourself
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Starting July 1, you will never fuck with anyone in Kansas again. Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has passes a bill Monday to legalize the ownership of machine guns, other fully automatic weapons, sawed-off shotguns and silencers. "Gov. Kathleen Sebelius signed a bill Monday to legalize the possession of such weapons. The ...
Gamers Rock!
2008-04-24 00:00:00 More wisdom from Bash.org: some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back and can reload from there if i die she was confused More About: Rock , Gamers
Reason 721,093,874,092,834 I Can?t Stand Heidi Montag
2008-04-24 00:00:00 She says stupid things like this: "If I was doing movies, I'd want it to be with Denzel Washington or something like that". Source More About: Heidi Montag , Reason , Heidi , Montag , Stand
Another Beauty Emerges
2008-04-17 00:00:00 Beauty my ass. I always thought Jodie Marsh looked like an STD guessing game of some sort. There's nothing else I can say about her that hasn't been said, and it's almost pointless to make fun of something that does that on it's own. *shudders* This ... More About: Beauty
Midnite Munchies
2008-04-16 00:00:00 First of all, thank you - Sacred.nu I would rather die than to have this bitches blood inside me - Dlisted Sophie Monk makes me feel better about myself - IDLYITW Nobody cares about Heather Mills. She should throw herself off a cliff already - WWTDD Jordan as a claymation character really freaks me ...
I Love Rednecks
2008-04-16 00:00:00 I really dig the rednecks. I love them even more when they drink, because they never fail to entertain. Here's a hilarious video of a drunk redneck going down the highway on his lawn mower. He's clearly drinking, and the first thing he asks the cop is ... More About: Love
Paris Is Right!
2008-04-16 00:00:00 Paris was interviewed by a Las Vegas radio show yesterday, and was asked, "Would you rather have Kim Kardashian's ass or Jessica Simpson's rack?" Paris responded with, "Gross. I would not want that." In regards to Kim's ass, "It's disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big ... More About: Paris
Her Royal Pissyness Lurking About
2008-04-16 00:00:00 You couldn't pay me to walk up to Jessica Alba. Not looking like this, with that evil scowl that suggests she is going to assassinate me and my first born. I always prefer the celebrities to lash out and get their frustration out of the way, because the ... More About: Royal
Finally, Teenager That Don?t Beat The Crap Out Of Eachother
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Yes, I know they aren't teenagers, but they are barely legal so that's what I'm calling them, Ok? Here are Blake Lively and Michelle Trachtenberg...godamnit that last name is hard to spell, giggling and seemingly having a good time at Saturday Night Live's after party. ... More About: Crap , Finally , Beat , Teenager
Dying By A Death Of A Thousand Suns
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Fuckingshitcocksuckingmotherfuckersonofab itch!!!! It's hotter than a cooter in heat down here!!! It topped out at 97 degrees, but the heat was unbearable. I though for sure this would be my last day alive in Southern Cali. I came across the above pic, and it is apparently the deepest ... More About: Death , Dying , Thousand
Just Click It
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Stars Wars "Clone Wars" Trailers Leaked...again - Gizmodo Who is Brett Michaels' Rock of Love? - Dlisted Katie Holmes realizes that marrying Tom Cruise might not have been a good idea - Now Magazine Rose McGowan still slated to play Barbarella...fuck - Media Morgue That chick from Harry Potter is pretty focused for just ... More About: Click
Video Games Are Going To Kill Me
2008-04-15 00:00:00 I am officially obsessed with "Assassins Creed". I can't stop playing that game! I even had a dream about it last night. My life is getting weirder by the day, lemme tell you. I can't focus on anything but how I'm going to pickpocket that fucker with the fancy robe. ... More About: Video , Video Games , Games , Video-Games , Kill
Chris Crocker Is Here To Stay
2008-04-15 00:00:00 My heart almost stopped when I found out Chris Crocker was leaving YouTube. He was gonna do videos for another network and hopefully have a TV show, but Chrissy pulled the brakes when he was told he couldn't curse. Fuck that shit, I feel you Chrissy! Advertisers ... More About: Stay
She?s Not The Only One
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Kate Hudson can't watch her own movies, according to Starpulse. "It's really a bizarre experience to see yourself in a movie and I don't think I will ever get used to it. It's almost getting worse. I still shake and sweat. I just don't like it. I don't know what ...
Go Speed Racer, Go!
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Holy shit, when I first saw this trailer, I thought to myself, "Now this is how they should build every car in Los Angeles!" Behold, the new trailer for "Speed Racer ". I used to have a major crush on Speed Racer. They see love is blind but ...
Fast And Furious
2008-04-15 00:00:00 Add this to the list of movie sequels that are so pointless and awful but you know you're gonna watch it anyway. Paul Walker and Vin Deisel are reuniting for the fourth installent of Fast and the Furious . I will watch pretty much anything that has Paul Walker ...
BAM! Bitch Went Down!
2008-04-15 00:00:00 So the reunion show for Rock of Love 2 has yet to air, but already the fights that took place have already leaked. Nobody messes with Heather and lives to tell about it! I don't know what took place, but Daisy thought she knew better and challenged ... More About: Bitch
This Cannot Be
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Gerard Butler is reportedly hooking up with Cameron Diaz. I pray to the relationship Gods that this is not true, but good for Cameron for dating a manly man like Gerard instead of toy dogs like Justin Timberlake. Good for Cammie Poo! I still think ...
What Is The Difference?
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Nothing! Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Conrad are both the same age, yet Lilo, who is actually several months younger than LC, looks older than her mother. LC two points, Lilo, -1. Lindsay is just barely realized that her partying past has led up to her looking tore up from the ... More About: Difference
Video Of The Day-Old School NKOTB
2008-04-07 00:00:00 So you guys might already know that New Kids on the Block are reuniting, and they made their first appearance together on the "Today" show yesterday. They should have renamed themselves New Oldies on the Block or something. I say this, yet I'm right at their age ... More About: Video , School , Old School
Would You Want A Taste Of This?
2008-04-07 00:00:00 I would rather get my throat ripped out by mutant wolves than to suck the lips of Perez Hilton. Nasty, I can't even type this without shuddering. You might have already heard that John Mayer made out with the self-proclaimed Queen of Gossip. WOOF! What lead to this ... More About: Taste
Naomi Campbell Boxes With A Pig
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Naomi Campbell lost her shit when on of her bags went missing at the Heathrow Airport today. The Sun reports that she was cursing at the stewards and going crazy, till they had no choice but to call the police. The cop tried to calm her down, but then the ... More About: Naomi Campbell , Naomi
It?s Time To Cook, Beyatch!!!
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Shakazulu!!! OG Rapper Coolio is teaching you how to cook folks! He hosts his web-based show on My Damn Channel. My favorite character is the little animation that appears between scenes and squeels, "SHAKAZULU!" When I first saw this, I thought, there is no way ... More About: Time , Cook
Video Of The Day: Man Of The Hour
2008-04-07 00:00:00 Stupid Kid Jumps into Cactus - Watch more free videos More About: Video , Hour
Slow Day Blog Roll
2008-04-07 00:00:00 The true star of this show is the drummer - Liquid Generation My sister did that to me when I was six - Dlisted New York isn't expensive enough, so they're going for your cigs! - Mollygood Jodie Foster to be the next "Mommy Dearest" - The Fug Anderson Cooper definitely looks better as ... More About: Blog , Roll , Slow
No, Dita, No!
2008-04-07 00:00:00 TMZ just discovered the Redtube videos of Dita Von Teese's porn past. Those clips are old! Thanks to TMZ, they removed the clips, so you'll have to look elsewhere. It's nothing to be excited about. I have to admit, the shoe thing was kind of weird. ...
Her Grumpyness Returns
2008-04-07 00:00:00 You see that woman behind Jessica Alba? That was me, almost pushing Jessica into a tree. No, but I wish it was me. The happiest pregnant woman in the world felt it was necessary to grace us with her grumpy presence in Beverly Hills yesterday. The more ...
I Have One Question For Everyone
More articles from this author:2008-02-19 08:52:00 WHO IS THIS GUY??!!! He magically appears when I send off an email from Myspace, and I can't help but watch his entire ad. Just when I think he's gonna take his shirt off, the damn things starts over again. Shit.I should start a shrine with all his different poses. I wanna start doing things to him.If you spot Match.com Dude, email me a capture! Happy hunting folks!!! More About: Question 1, 2, 3 |
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