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I.Can't.Stop.Playing.This.Game
2008-02-19 04:32:00
Power Plamplona. You'll be sorry.
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Just Click It
2008-02-19 02:03:00
First pictures for the spawn of J Blo to pay between $4-$6 million. 1.) That's alot of clams 2.) holy fuck. - PopcrunchParis and Travis Barker hook up again. Bitch has a death wish - Daily StabThe return of Knight Rider! - Politics of EntertainmentBaby David is sporting some sweet UGGS - DlistedVintage Stacy Kiebler - Seriously? OMG! WTF?Wanna see Paris peform with the Pussycat Dolls on her birthday? Oh you know you want to! - MollygoodMatthew McConaughey's Dolce & Gabana ad - CelebitchyStephen Colletti celebrates his 22nd birthday. No LC in sight - ICYDKEva Longoria all greased up in Cabo - WWTDD
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The Most Laughable Interview You Will Ever Read
2008-02-19 01:18:00
Douche couple alert! Heidi and Spencer was interviewed by OK! Magazine recently, and you swear Spencer didn't write these questions and hand them over to the reporter. Here are some of the highlights:"What was it like directing Heidi in her video for Higher?S: She really directed herself. She was like 'I’m going to do this' and it was so much fun. It took us 20 minutes. We were already at the beach, we had a boom box with batteries, and I was playing it so she could hear it and sing along. It cost $0. Anybody that says negative things about it, it's like, give me $2 million and then let’s see. And what was it like being in a bathing suit? Were you intimidated that the world is going to see you like that?H: I love the beach, love being in bathing suits. I feel like it was another day at the beach pretty much. Since your surgical procedures, do you feel you have more self-confidence?H: I feel I'm more confident and more comfortable in my skin.Spencer, what is the sexiest...
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Lilo Butchers Marilyn Monroe
2008-02-19 00:13:00
So, did they want us to see what Marilyn Monroe would look like when she's coming down from Gin and Crack? Lindsay doesn't look one bit like Marilyn Monroe, but I guess this is a good excuse to see her naked. Not a bad body, but the freckles don't do it for me. It would be lights out, missionary only for me. These pics are NSFW, so enjoy them while they're here. You can always go to The New Yorker to check out the full set.
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Blake Selling Out Wifey
2008-02-18 09:01:00
Blake Fielder-Civil is reportedly trading autographed pictures of Amy Winehouse in exchange for heroin, according to The Sun. “He’ll take orders from other inmates then ask Amy to bring in signed photos of herself during visits. “He usually gets her to write a little personalised note to make it look authentic. “Once he’s back on the wing he’ll swap these for Joeys. “The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.”This is an outrage! The Pentonville prisoners know how to sell on eBay, and I don't? Blake is getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of computer geeks? This is laughable, very much like London's prison system. Damnit Blake, cowboy up!
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Britney Steals Again
2008-02-18 08:29:00
Will somebody please put Britney Spears in "America's Dumbest Criminals" already? The Sun reports that Britney walked out of Fred Segal wearing a two hundred dollar vest. She went from stealing a lighter to clothing. She's moving up in the criminal ranks folks!"A shopper said: “Britney seemed to be in a daze. She rushed around looking at coats and bags and then left with her gang of 25 people. “The staff were just staring at each other, then said ‘I think she’s taken a top’. There was chaos outside with fans and police.”Britney's crew said she simply forgot to pay for the vest, therefore wasn't arrested. Bai Ling is gonna be pissed! You know she's gonna start crying or start writing poetry about the sun not smiling again or something like that.This goes to show, that the second I start giving Britney some credit, she goes on to fuck it up again. She misses being front page news. She needs it like she needs another pill cocktail.
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Milo and Hayden
2008-02-18 07:10:00
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventiglimia are seen here at some private Hollywood party. I have to admit, when she dolls herself up to look older, they do indeed make a cute couple. At least he doesn't look like her older brother. Maybe her chaperon.
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Bathing Does Make A Difference For Some People
2008-02-17 23:00:00
I can't believe this. Britney Spears finally decided to shower and brush her hair. She' s actually wearing clean clothes for a change. See, Jamie Spears couldn't leave the parenting job for Lynn, so he finally got fed up and rolled up his sleeves to clean house. Ever since Daddy Spears came into the picture, Britney has been slowly changing for the better. He doesn't fuck around!
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Happy Birthday Paris
2008-02-17 22:37:00
Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th Birthday by performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure Nightclub in Vegas. She's 27, right? Hell I don't know how old she is. Don't ask me why I posted this picture of her enormous feet. I figured there was really no difference between that and her face.
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She's Glam Rock Now
2008-02-17 10:28:00
Punk Poseur Avril Lavigne is on the new cover of Maxim, and I'm very disappointed in their choice. They usually have sexy women on their covers, and there is nothing, I mean nothing sexy about Avril Lavigne. She's built like a twelve year old boy, she's a rude little pig, and she's a fucking poser. The biggest slap in the face was when she decided that she was rock glam now. Bitch please, you don't even know who David Bowie is, or even know how to pronounce his name. First she insults the punk rock genre, now she's trying her hand at glam rock. I do like Avril's music, but it doesn't sound any different from the generic shit the American Idol rejects come out with. I wish she would just stop with the holier than thou attitude and just admit that she sings Britney tunes in the shower.
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She Looks Like She's Ready To Hurt Somebody
2008-02-17 10:11:00
"Must.Remain.Calm"I'm thinking at this point, photographers have a death wish when they try and snap pictures of Jessica Alba. You can tell she's trying really hard to stay calm, but you can totally tell she's about ready to pick up that table and throw it at the paps.
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Pimps and Ho Night
2008-02-17 09:56:00
Kim Kardashian was at the Zo & Magic's 8-Ball Challenge, and I bet Amy Winehouse was pissed about not being invited to an event that involved an 8-Ball. Kim also has that annoying Kiera face. I don't know why, but it makes me want to yank her hair really hard, or at least trip her or something.
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Leann Rimes, Digging for Gold
2008-02-17 09:49:00
Here is Leann Rimes picking her nose while her hubby loads up the tank. I like those little crunchy ones, because they are easy to flick away. Than there are those long stringy boogers, the ones that feel so good when you pick because they are stabbing you inside your nostril. My least favorite booger are the ones you try to pick and they just go in deeper. It's like, you almost got it, than it creeps up further into your nostril. Am I a sick person for knowing all of this? Source: Just Jared
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Bad Break-Up Led to Bai Ling's Thieving Ways
2008-02-17 09:09:00
Bai Ling said the reason she stole $16 dollars worth of merchandise, was because of a bad break-up. Whatever happened to the gold ol' days when you drunk dial your ex to call him an asshole, or camp out at his home to see if he's with "that girl" or something? I prefer to get drunk and watch "The Notebook" till I start bawling. That usually makes things worse for me now that I think about it. Shut up, we're not talking about me here."She was dealing with the "huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine's Day" when she was arrested for shoplifting, Ling said, adding, simply, "Wrong boyfriend." "She was very spacey and that was pretty much what happened," Elliott said. "She was distracted and had a lot of things going on." Ling was on her way to Albuquerque to work on Ray director Taylor Hackford's next film, Love Ranch, based on a true story about the Nevada couple who opened the state's first legal brothel. Ling plays one of the working girls."When is she NOT spacey? ...
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The Tantastic Jordan Returns!!!
2008-02-17 01:06:00
Now there's the Jordan I know. I don't know who that imposter was, but it's good to see the ol' Katie Price back. The use of a white bra with a black sweater can only be pulled off by a classic beauty such as Jordan.Here she is at Cardiff, Wales, doing a book signing for "Katie Price: Pushed to the Limit". The originality of her book title just blows me away.

Lilo Lighting It Up At The Ivy
2008-02-17 00:44:00
This is what I don't understand. Why on earth do celebs eat outside at the Ivy and than pretend they don't want their picture taken? You can indeed sit inside you know. Wasn't Lindsay trying to quit smoking? I see how well that worked.
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I'm Not Sure I Understand What's Going On Here
2008-02-16 23:18:00
It's good to see that Scarlett Johnansson brought the girls out to play, but it looks like somebody rubbed a balloon on her hair before she arrived to the premiere of "The Other Boleyn Girl".
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Jared Leto Attacks a Fan
2008-02-16 22:12:00
Jared Leto attacks yet another fan this past week at one of his concerts. I guess a fan got to close for his comfort, and wacked em' with his microphone.This isn't the first time the Emo cocksucker went apeshit on a fan.Where does he get off thinking he can assault people? If he doesn't like to be touched, than perhaps he should stay away from the audience.
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Victory for Heather Mills
2008-02-16 20:47:00
"Mucas" will finally be able to do her one legged victory dance, as Paul McCartney agreed to pay the witch a total of £55m. That's about $107 million for you and me.She gets £20m up front, with annual payments of £2.5m every year till their daughter Beatrice turns 18. Paul also agreed to start a trust fund for £1m for Beatrice, which he will steadily accumilate till she's of age to claim it.In exchange, Heather had to sign a confidentiality agreement stating that she cannot discuss further details about their four year marriage. BWAH! Impossible for Heather. I'm sure she is going to open her big mouth anyway. She's probably going to blame Paul for it and try suing him for more money.As a result, Heather is thinking of purchasing a new home in Poland or the Czech Republic since everyone in London hates her. What a disappointment. I was hoping she would stay to endure all the shit flying. I just want to see her cry on TV again.Source: The Daily Mail
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Just Click It
2008-02-16 06:57:00
Lilo ruins Clint's chicken dinner - DlistedNatalie Portman vows to never get married - line it up gentlement - Daily StabRemind me to cancel my email when I find a boyfriend - JezebelKirstie Alley fired for being a fatty - CelebitchyLC and Audrina spend V-Day alone - PopsugarBrad Renfro warns young stars to stay away from the party scene - In Case You Didn't KnowEminem to make a comeback...as a wrestler (WTF?) - MollygoodI'm sicker than hell so I'm going to bed. See ya'll tomorrow!!!
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The Newest Paris Recruit
2008-02-16 06:24:00
"I'm going to show you how to suck a dirty cock""Come on Kristin, if you really want to be part of the club you need to blow this mic."Paris Hilton has found her next party buddy in the form of Kristin Cavalleri. Not Kristin! I thought Kristin was smarter than that. Actually no, I take that back. She probably likes hanging out with Paris because, like, she's all tan and stuff.Source: TMZ

Lindsay Lohan: You Fail
2008-02-15 16:50:00
Lindsay Lohan has disappointed me. She has abused the coochie powers I have given her and got cocky, because for some godforsaken reason she thought she can scored with the likes of Adrien Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio. This is blasphemy! She's usually such a good little whore and I absolutely love her, but she has crossed the line by even thinking she can touch my Leo. She needs to stick with her own kind of trash. Leo is golden and he cannot be touched by anyone! Lindsay Lohan was reportedly drinking vodka and champagne last night, but no word if TMZ was there to get all the action.Source
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Where In The World Is Katie Price?
2008-02-15 09:13:00
No, that is not Susan Lucci in her glory days. It's Katie Price at her book signing for "Jordan: Pushed to the Limit". I didn't even know she was writing a book. Wait a minute, I didn't know she did other things outside of getting plastic surgery. Who are you and what have you done with my Jordan? The real Jordan would never write a book. In face, she looks more like this:
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Indie Lives On
2008-02-15 08:49:00
Here is the new trailer for "Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull". I am totally going to camp outside the movie theater for this. I will call in sick, run over a child, whatever it takes. This is one of my most favorite movie series and nobody is going to stop me from watching it. While normal girls were too busy admiring Brooke Shields, I was sliding down the stairs in a box pretending I was in The Temple of Doom.
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