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But Can He Play A Superhero?
2008-05-08 00:00:00 Matthew McConaughey is Marvel's top choice for portraying Captain America, which is set to be released in 2011. Not a bad choice, since he already has the body of a superhero. He also has the body for a few other things that I won't mention, because ... More About: Play , Superhero
Theif!
2008-05-08 00:00:00 An American student is suing Lindsay Lohan for stealing her mink coat! Lilo has been spotted wearing that atrocious thing all over town, and the student, Masha Markova, says the coat was finally returned, smelling likes ciggs, booze, and cum jizz. Okay I lied about the last ...
Demi Taking Her Son Out For Air
2008-05-08 00:00:00 Here is Demi Moore taking Ashton Kutcher shopping for a baby stroller. I'm joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of his "things". Ashton is weird like that. More About: Taking
She Finally Has Something To Smile About
2008-05-08 00:00:00 Britney Spears will soon be able to regain her 50/50 custody rights over her childrens, if she keeps up the good work. As of right now, she has been granted three supervised visits per week, and within a month she may also get overnight visits. The judges ... More About: Smile , Finally
Katie Price Plans To Stay In Los Angeles
2008-05-08 00:00:00 Katie Price plans to call L.A. home, for the sake of her oldest son, Harvey, who suffers from impaired sight, autism and has a hormone deficiency. She also loves the lifestyle here in Los Angeles . I hope and pray she runs into Posh! Actually a verbal confrontation ... More About: Katie Price , Plans , Katie
What To Do Monday Night In: Hollywood
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Metal Skool @ The Key Club - Rock out with your cock out, bitches! If you're into 80's Metal, you're gonna love this show. Surely, you're going to have to get past the scene whores, mosh pits, and obnoxious frat boys, but that will be nothing compared to the rewards ... More About: Hollywood , Night , Monday
That Couple With The Unpronounceable Last Names
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Here are Hayden Panteireeaksj;ldkfja;s and Milo Ventioupoiupou out and about yesterday. It's late and I don't feel like looking up the correct spelling of their names. Yes, I can easily read the categories, but that would be too boring, and require some concentration. You'll get what I give you ... More About: Couple , Names
Everyone Hates Scarlett Johanson Right Now
2008-05-06 00:00:00 So this fine piece of ass is engaged to Scarlett Johansson. I was going to post a half naked picture of this man, which is truly where the magic is, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I just showered and put on a fresh pair of ...
Looking Good Tara
2008-05-06 00:00:00 This is the best I've seen Tara Reid look in a long time, and she's wearing rags. Just the way I like to roll. Some chicks overdo that shit. *cough* Aguilera *cough* More About: Good
Iron Man: Secret Clip
2008-05-06 00:00:00 For you impatient people out there that didn't sit through the end credits for "Iron Man ", this is pretty kick ass. More About: Clip , Secret
Papa Smurf Returns
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Papa Smurf makes a rare appearance with his little humans and Angelina in the South of France. There is something about Angie when she's pregnant and wears color blinding outfits. Good to see them and the kiddies again. As usual, Shiloh is nowhere in sight. ... More About: Papa
Subhuman
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Christina Ricci is starting to look more like a fembot than an actual human. I'm really starting to miss the Emo Christina Ricci, back in her Adam's Family days. Yeah I never thought I would hear myself say I would miss an Emo but she was ...
Tila And Masuimi Max
2008-05-06 00:00:00 So I was going about my nightly porn viewing, when I see a video with Tila Tequila and that other chick from Myspace, Masuimi Max. Nothing to be excited about, but check it out while it's still up. NSFW, obviously.
Assassins Creed: The End??
2008-05-06 00:00:00 I finally passed Assassins Creed , to what was the most disappointing ending in my history of playing video games. It epitomizes the most overrated catchphrase in the English language: What the fuck?!?! Even though it set the stage for a sequel, I was pissed! All that work for nothing. There is ...
Things To Do Saturday Night In: Hollywood
2008-05-06 00:00:00 Velvet Margarita Cantina- Probably one of my favorite places in Hollywood that isn't swarmed with snotty frat boys and scene whores. Great crowd, moderately priced drinks, and occasional celeb sightings. I always like to chill in the outside bar, where I can enjoy a nice cocktail ... More About: Night , Saturday , Things
Sick.And.Tire.Of.Miley.Cyrus
2008-04-30 00:00:00 "Show me that slutty back!" Everybody is steaming mad about the racy photo shoot of Miley Cyrus on Vanity Fair. This has got to be the biggest joke I ever heard. It wasn't even remotely sexual or provocative. In fact, they were quite tame. ... More About: Sick , Tire
Sissy Fight
2008-04-30 00:00:00 I hate that damn show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", but seeing this fight made me ticklish in my heart. This reminds of how me and my siblings fight. The manly looking one, Khloe, would be me of course, since I too am a freakish looking Amazon. Anywho like ... More About: Fight
Breathtaking
2008-04-30 00:00:00 Jennifer Tilly is turning 50 this year, isn't she? If so, she is proving that 50 is the new 20, cuz the bitch is fucking smoking! I pray to look this hot when I'm half a century year old. If I turn out to be a pudgy ...
Names Are Not Important Here
2008-04-30 00:00:00 All I need to know is that Robert Buckley just reminded me of what the hole between my legs is for. More About: Names
Evening Spread
2008-04-28 00:00:00 Some actresses have no business being topless - WWTDD Pete Doherty can actually read? - Dlisted Judas Priest will always rule - Blabbermouth I knew it! Dita Von Teese is a vampire! - Stuff Hi Kettle, meet Pot - Deceiver Well, I would have seen this movie - The Sun Keeley Hazell all topless and shit ... More About: Spread , Evening
It?s Chi Chi Time
2008-04-28 00:00:00 Halle Berry is back, and it looks like she brought the girls with her. She is seen here at the Silver Rose Gala in Beverly Hills, and the woman looks freaking fantastic. That glow is a combination of just having a baby and getting some fine ass ... More About: Time
Jack Is Getting Fat
2008-04-28 00:00:00 Is it me, or did Jack look a little bloated on Thursday Night's "LOST"? It didn't seem to bother Kate though. "I totally want to suck on those boobs." "Well my nipples are quite sensitive *giggle*snort* "That's fucking nasty." "OH! GROSS!!" And how many times is Locke going to ask Ben what the ...
I Hate Mariah Carey
2008-04-28 00:00:00 I can't stand this bitch anymore. I used to like her in the 90's, when she came out with that damn song "Someday". Oh you know it! It's this one: This was obviously before she discovered the color pink and started wearing glitter. Than came the butterflies. ... More About: Mariah Carey , Hate , Carey , Mariah
Now Something That Doesn?t Suck
2008-04-28 00:00:00 "A few years ago, Quentin Tarantino promised fans that we would soon see more from the characters of Kill Bill in animated films. One was to be about the origin of Uma Thurman?s character, The Bride, and the other would be about Bill. Thurman recently revealed to MTV that one of ... More About: Suck
Who?s Gonna Watch Hancock?!
2008-04-28 00:00:00 This is exactly the type of Superhero I would be. Those who know me well, will agree... More About: Watch , Gonna , Hancock
Finally
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Gwyneth Paltrow is finally starting to look like the debutante I used to enjoy watching on the screen. I don't like that she jumped on the commercial bandwagon and did "Ironman". I really want to see the Gwyneth from "Sliding Doors", and "Great Expectations". This dress is making ... More About: Finally
Happy Secretary Day!
2008-04-24 00:00:00 Here's to all the Suckretarys!!! May you have the strength to ward off your evil boss that either wants to work you to death or to the bed. More About: Happy
Adorable Little Human Alert!
2008-04-24 00:00:00 What's this? Why, it's little Coco with mommy Courtney Cox visiting daddy in the office. Damnit, I hate that children give me a conscience all the sudden. More About: Human , Alert , Adorable
I Don?t Give A Shit About Tila Tequila
More articles from this author:2008-04-24 00:00:00 A Shot of Love With Tila Tequila premiered today, and I don't care. I was trying to find some clips or something on the net to write about in regards to her show, but instead I found something better: alot of sexy half-naked pics. Granted, she looks like an Ant ... More About: Tila Tequila , Shit , Give 1, 2, 3 |
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