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That's it???
2008-04-04 09:24:00
Honestly, is this it? Give me an hour, a can of whip cream, a stray cat, and a video camera hell even a webcam. I?ll give you a scandal! I may need a scratching pole. For the cat....ahem.
More About: Angelina Jolie , Brangelina

Weapons of Mass Hottness
2008-04-02 21:11:00
My husband-even-if-he-don?t-know-it-yet Matt Damon is currently filming another box office hit, Green Zone. He was the all America n apple pie part on location in Central London April 1st. The movie is based on the Imperial Life in the Emerald City. Seeing anyone in military attire is repulsive, seeing anyone in American military attire not only angers me but fills my little Arab heart with pain. With that being said, Matt Damon could wear a garbage bag and I would still hit it. And not even the Glad garbage bags, he can wear the generic no name brand and I would hit it.
More About: Army , Weapons , Mass

George Clooney Reads My Blog!!!!!
2008-04-02 20:48:00
George Clooney does a little gossip reading because he was spotted out and about last night in NYC WITHOUT leggy girlfriend Sarah Larson on his sexified arms! In fact he was with another....leggy...perfect woman, Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber (no seriously that is his name) at Allen & Delancy. This is a good first step Georgie but not great. The whole point of my post below was for you to 1. Not be seen with leggy Sarah and 2. Be my bitch. Well if you read between the lines you would have guessed that. Somewhere between blogging in my parents? basement and owning a cat there was a marriage proposal. Point is, look how hot you look without Sarah?
More About: Blog , Leggy

More like leatherwhip
2008-04-02 09:04:00
Here's Sarah at the Leatherheads premiere. And yes, Yes I?m just like every woman who wants to see George Clooney sans Sarah Larson and her fabulous legs. I don?t hate her, and I?m not going to start hating on her. But I don?t have to like her. I don?t get what she does for a living, I don?t get why she?s famous, I don?t understand the hype of her mediocre exterior, and I couldn?t care less if she ever speaks or not. So basically what I will do is judge and criticize her useless yet fabulous life style from the comfort of my home office. And by home office I mean my 1950?s sofa in my parents? basement. And yes I wear jammies to my home office and I drink Folgers coffee from a ?# 1 Boss? chipped coffee mug. Why yes I am single, why do you ask? And who the hell am I talking to? I am a cat away from complete and utter sadness. I blame Sarah Larson. And just because I also blame Marilyn Manson and his music.

Robo Holmes Lives
2008-04-02 08:46:00
Robo Holmes received some serious tweaking! She has emerged from her hideout with new and fabulous tresses. Oh Robo Holmes how I missed thee! I think it suit her. Plus now it?s easier for Tommy to find her head screws.
More About: Tom Cruise , Katie Holmes , Robot , Scientology , Lives

One Ring To Rule Them All
2008-04-02 08:21:00
Or at least Casey Aldridge for now. Looks like Juno Lyn Spears?s baby daddy bought her a ring! And judging by that pink baby chair, there?s going to be another girl addition to the Spears family. This has lead me to write this very honest letter to God: Dear God, Are you even there anymore? Look , I know we are a world of major fuck ups and we probably deserve all the harsh punishments you have bestowed upon us, but this has gone too far. Bringing in one more Spears vagina into the world is as cruel as forcing one to choose between watching a Jake Gyllenhaal movie or a Maggie Gyllenhaal movie. On that note, their parents are cousins right? I mean there?s an explanation to that...right? Amen
More About: Divorce , Baby , Marriage , Ring , Jamie Lynn Spears

Doherty Is Not In Kansas Anymore
2008-03-28 14:40:00
Ground Control to Major Tom! I would say we lost another one to that cream colored couch, but it?s safe to say that this one was already long gone. Pete Doherty is rumored to be interested in Scientology . He has been in contact with DJ Scientologist Nadine Ruddy and is doing his home work: ?Nadine is really into Scientology. She takes her beliefs very seriously. Pete?s chatted a lot with her about it. He went out and bought some books to read up about it. He just wanted to find out more about Nadine and what she believes in.? It?s also safe to assume that he probably doesn?t even know what Scientology is. He probably thought the DJ was some kind of leprechaun taking him on a wonderful and wild journey down the Yellow Brick Road. Only in this one, our little Doherty doesn?t make friends with the Lollipop Guild; he smokes their shoes and then devours them. He then uses the Tin man?s pipes to finish off his magical crack, and yes the Tin man enjoys it. I h...
More About: Tom Cruise , Religion , Cult

Mother of GOD
2008-03-28 07:18:00
Not that one. I?m not that blasphemous. Only Monday to Friday and the weekends. Anyway, what the hell happened to Madonna ?s face? Seriously Hollywood bitches need to let fame go when their faces melt and the talent runs dry. Judging by her face, it ran dry for Madonna long long ago. God I miss my positivity. I think it got anally penetrated by reality, and no it was not pleasant. I would say it left a bitter after taste, but honestly too many puns can come out of that one. I am so very lonely.
More About: Vanity Fair , Mother

My Therapist Hates Me
2008-03-28 07:08:00
Lindsay Lohan (God even her name bores me) decided to combine two things she does best while out and about in L.A. yesterday: Shopping and Whoring. She was at Intuition trying out ADD outfits and whoring her non model self to the paparazzi. Sweetie, you are not a model. I blame Tyra for making average looking girls think they have it all. From this day forward I will turn that inner smile upside down for anyone with unrealistic dreams. It may sound cruel but trust me I?m saving them years of expensive therapy and sparing humanity from their useless existence. And without these tarts we can go back to literacy, profound conversations, human communication, and reality! On the other hand....knowing that most of the rich, famous, and powerful people out there are more screwed up than my poor self, does make me feel better about my own painful existence. And I get to judge them because according to my NEW therapist, I repress my dark reality. She clearly missed Tyra th...
More About: Therapist

Your New Love
2008-03-28 06:41:00
Le sighhh....oh Jim Sturgess This Brit is going to hit America by storm! He is the next big heart throb, I promise you! -->
More About: Love , Cupid

Not Gonna Spend My Life Being a Color
2008-03-10 20:39:00
I get that she?s gorgeous and holy and whatever, but would it kill her to be a little more maternal?? Not only is she having Brad Pitt?s babies, but she owns him on a tight leash. Right there she listed two of my life?s goals and dreams. Well past dreams, I moved on to Matt Damon and possibly Zac Efron. I know for a fact Zac has no problem being a bitch. Well not a fact, I make shit up and hope the lies take on a meaning of their own. Kind of like Hillary Clinton?s campaign. Either way, I can screw off because it?s Angelina is holy and if she wants to look like a blood sucking black widow, then so be it. Besides her womb scares me. That thing has a life of its own.
More About: Angelina Jolie , Life , Color , My Life , Gonna

My Baby's Daddy
2008-03-10 20:14:00
Looks like Matt Damon was in London (no not Ontario, damn so close!) to pick up an Empire Award (I don?t know either) for The Bourne Ultimatum. But that?s not what everyone was picking on. Looks like my husband-even-if-he-don?t-know-it-yet got me pregnant. Yes Matt Damon is expecting his second child from this creature he calls ?wife?, Luciana. It?s just a decoy. But that is my child in there. I believe science can explain it, so I will not bore you with the hot details. The picture below says it all. P.s. I am on new pills.
More About: Film , Daddy

I am Back and Well. Let's start : "Fling of The Week"
2008-03-10 19:46:00
Sorry everyone for the lack of updates! As you know I am in the midst of various treatments and it?s difficult at times to keep up with all this crazy hype! But I am back and I am as bitter as ever. So I?m going to skip straight to, ?Poo Fling of The Week ?. Yes it is early, but you will see why I need to do it now. I present you with two today. YES two. It?s a tie. I can?t decide who I would rather fling at. Daisy ? Or her inferior owner, Jessica Simpson on her current visit to the troops statione d in Kuwait?
More About: Jessica Simpson , Start , Back

Dead On The Inside
2008-02-19 23:15:00
The editors of Latina Magazine decided to have Jessica Alba recreate famous horror film moments for this month's issue. In other news, Latina Magazine is looking for new editors. I think at this point it is safe to say with all confidence and absolute certainty that she is the most useless human being sleep walking amongst us I bet in her defense she would claim the photographer was yelling "Be a corpse! BE A CORPSE! Look at me and be a corpse!" But even Elivs?s dead corpse has more to offer. In more ways than one if you get my drift. Necrophilia is so hot right now.
More About: Dead , Inside

I'm Ready For My Close Up
2008-02-19 23:01:00
What is happening here?? Why was I not informed of this? Hayden Christensen may be one of the worst actors out there right now, but my god you can spread him on a piece of toast. I almost want to see Jumper now. I said almost. Brace yourselves.
More About: Close , Close-up , Close up , Ready

Holy Hell!
2008-02-19 22:41:00
Has hell frozen over..slightly? Britney Spears has not worn her tan boots for days! She is not carrying a drink, she is not sucking on a lollipop, she is actually smiling normally, and her hair looks?.c?clean?? Let?s ignore that jacket and focus on the fact that she is wearing?yes, she IS wearing a dress that covers her. Well done Papa Spears!!! In other news, K-Fed wants Britney to visit the children. Today at yet another custody hearing, Kevin Federline ?s lawyers issued this statement:? It has always been, and it is now and will continue to be, his desire for the children to have their mother in their life under whatever conditions are reasonable, based on progress.? And of course this has nothing to do with the fact that now sober Britney can most likely tour again, brand again, and collect the big bucks again. It is all about her health. Right. Kevin Federline?s gold digging is as obvious as George Bush?s illiteracy. I hope they get back together! I hope Britney Sp...
More About: Hell , Holy

The Other B Lister Girl
2008-02-19 22:18:00
I never understood the appeal of Scarlett Johansson . She is pretty average. She has potential to be pretty but I think the fact that she has been linked to almost all the douche bags in Hollywood and is as dumb as a brick, well?that kind of ruins it for me. All I see when I look at her is?blaahh. She is in the UK promoting The Other Boleyn Girl . Too bad Natalie Portman is getting all the deserved attention. And too bad Scarlett has to show up to all the premiers next to Natalie who pretty much is a Goddess.
More About: Lister

Photoshop Is A Girl's Best Friend
2008-02-19 22:03:00
I refuse to post the naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan posing as Marilyn Monroe on New York magazine. I was shocked to know that people hated the pictures not because Lindsay looks like a saggy 70 year old call girl from a really bad porno you can pick up in a 24 hour convenient store, but because they seem to all think that Marilyn was some sort of an icon. Why is it that all skanks-in-the-making pin up pictures of Marilyn Monroe in their lockers, and on their bedroom walls? It's like when I used to put pictures of Monet and Van Goh on my wall thinking I knew everything deep and profound about Art. This is why I have no job and I find virtue in blogging about those I like to put down. Isn't life grand? Anyway, the woman was talent less, overpriced hooker, with a serious drug and alcohol problem. End of story. She is nothing worth mimicking. There I said it. Send me the hate mail so I can wipe my butt with it. While I?m at it, Star Wars, Casablanca, Lord of The Rings? Yeah ...
More About: Photoshop , Friend

Poo Fling of The Week!
2008-02-19 21:48:00
Paris Hilton performing with the Pussy Cat Dolls for her 27th Birthday.
More About: Week

Updates!
2008-02-14 02:10:00
Hello Everyone! I updated the "about" page. You can read it to learn more about this website and a little about me! Feel free to tell us about yourself in our forums! We LOVE to hear from you! xoxo Maha
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Updates!
2008-02-14 02:10:00
Hello Everyone! I updated the "about" page. Yo u can read it to learn more about this we bsite and a little about me! Feel free to tell us about yourself in ou r forums! We LOVE to hear from you! xoxo Maha
More About: Updates

It's Official
2008-02-13 16:59:00
I always knew this but now I have full visual proof. So it is official: Justin Timberlake is a douche. The cross, the facial hair, the jacket, the boots and the pants, his FACE? You know..I would like you better if you just came out. God I miss the days of Nsync. Days when I thought all I ever needed to be happy were synchronized dance offs and harmonized orgies. Last weekend feels like ages ago.
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I know Kung Fu
2008-02-13 16:30:00
Wow not even Botticelli could have emulated a vision brighter and more beautiful than that of Lindsay Lohan ?s face. Such grace! Such Beauty! And according to her many ex boyfriends and her friends ?it?s all natural?. That?s right. Lindsay never had a collagen fill. She came out of Satan?s womb with bee stung botched lips. Satan was wondering how a vagina may look like on someone?s face and decided ?oh what the hell, let?s just give it a go and see! I shall name her Lindsay?. Lindsay didn?t think we can easily look up pictures of her BEFORE the inflamed lips. It?s called the internet and a search engine. But that is okay because according to Lindsay the internet is a product of our imagination and her drinking and coke abuse, along with her DUIs have also vanished into thin air, and why? Because they also don?t really exist! Oh and I know Kung Fu . Morpheus is my bitch.

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