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I know Kung Fu
2008-02-13 16:30:00
  Wow not even Botticelli could have emulated a vision brighter and more beautiful than that of Lindsay Lohan ?s face. Such grace! Such Beauty! And according to her many ex boyfriends and her friends ?it?s all natural?. That?s right. Lindsay never had a collagen fill.  She came out of Satan?s womb with bee stung botched lips.  Satan was wondering how a vagina may look like on someone?s face and decided ?oh what the hell, let?s just give it a go and see! I shall name her Lindsay?.     Lindsay didn?t think we can easily look up pictures of her BEFORE the inflamed lips. It?s called the internet and a search engine. But that is okay because according to Lindsay the internet is a product of our imagination and her drinking and coke abuse, along with her DUIs have also vanished into thin air, and why? Because they also don?t really exist! Oh and I know Kung Fu .   Morpheus is my bitch.  

Woman Of The Year
2008-02-13 15:51:00
  Kylie was awarded a Woman of The Year trophy by Elle Style Awards.  This is the only time I?m ever going to agree with an awards show.  She is truly deserving of this title.   
More About: Kylie Minogue

Woman Of The Year
2008-02-13 15:51:00
  Kylie was awarded a Woman of The Year trophy by Elle Style Awards.  This is the only time I?m ever going to agree with an awards show.  She is truly deserving of this title.   
More About: Kylie Minogue