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John Mayer Makes A Funny
2008-05-07 06:23:00 Oh that Mayer! He was trying to be funny again by wearing a Mr. Douchebag shirt yesterday! Oh and he tried to be funnier by scratching it out and writing Mr. Badass instead. Oh no. Stop. You are going to give me a heart..att..ack. Ha. Ha. Ha. I love to hate him. But seriously, he needs to go away now. This isn?t funny anymore. This is like sitting in the front of the bus and ignoring the elderly standing. It?s funny to watch them stumble around as the bus turns on corners, but after a few hundred times and a few broken hips it just gets old. I wonder if that comes in Jennifer Aniston's size... More About: Funny , John Mayer , John
Titty Tuesday Fling - Art Costume Institute Gala
2008-05-06 16:34:00 I guess everyone was invited to The Costume Gala at the Met. Beyonce showed up looking as exciting and riveting as processed cheese. Seriously she?s gotta hold it back, I am overwhelmed with joy and a slight brain haemorrhage. Oh my God, I?m Bai ling. More About: Bai Ling , Fashion , Tits , Tuesday
Titty Tuesday Fling - Art Costume Institute Gala
2008-05-06 16:14:00 Newly engaged Scarlett Johansson screwed up a chance to look good. For someone whose career is based solely on her looks she should have made a better decision, and yes I did hear her sing. She showed up to the Costume Gala at the Met looking beyond mediocre in an unflattering dress. Busty girls have to be careful with what they wear or they come off looking either plastic or chubby! Scarlett managed to ?squeeze? both in one! What a shame. More About: Fashion , Tits , Tuesday
BEST Use of A $2.50 Budget
2008-05-06 08:16:00 This is totally random, and you will love me for it. This will make your cubicle filled day that much better. More About: Budget
TittyTuesday Fling - Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
2008-05-06 08:01:00 Vogue Magazine held its Costume Institute gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night. The exhibit?s theme was Superheroes: Fashion and fantasy, no seriously. You can already tell this is going to be a nauseating segment of Titty Tuesday. My favorite look of the night was Piper Perabo?s. She was going for a glam noveau look. Looking at her you know she wanted to desperately come off artsy and serious, and I don?t blame her. Her most serious role was in Coyote Ugly which came out eight years ago. Any movie that voluntary inflicts Tyra Banks on its audience is from the devil. But regardless of how desperate you are or what pits of hell you just returned from, you should never step out in public looking like the bastard love child of Johnny Depp and Beetlejuice, otherwise known as Sweeney Todd. OH we noticed Hollywood! We noticed. Speaking of taking notice, Garavani Valentino failed in using Claudia Schiffer ?s immortal beauty as distraction from his over-bak...
Movie Monday Fling - When Kanye Attacks
2008-05-05 17:40:00 Being sick and back home with the parents is awesome! My mom buys me the best juice boxes! But today my fever is gone and I am facing a sad reality where I still live with my parents, I?m unemployed, I still have cancer treatments, and I now have an addiction to strawberry Kool Aid. Ooooooh yeaaaaah! I missed out on so much celebrity action last week, but I shall make up for it with a Movie Monday Fling video addition where I break down Kanye West?s angry letter to Entertainment Weekly. Here?s Kanye?s blog entry as promised in the video: Entertainment Weekly's Not Invited! Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the... More About: Baby , Attacks
This Just In: Megan fox is still pretty and useless
2008-05-05 16:45:00 Yea okay I get it I?m not Megan Fox and she is prettier than me. I couldn?t care less if she?s the next Angelina Jolie with her, I swear I didn?t make out with my curling iron pout. I don?t even care that she looks flawless on set in Vancouver without even trying. My attention is elsewhere. She is holding a Timmy?s Iced Cap. People? Summer is upon us. More About: Celebrity , Pretty , Useless
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Find Their Calling
2008-05-05 16:38:00 OMG! Finally. Stepford wife Heidi and 90?s Pringles commercial look a like reject Spencer, found their perfect staged photo op! Actually, this shit is so fake they didn?t need to stage it. What better way to celebrate their all American pie holes? ALL 5 of them! The Kentucky Derby is almost too perfect of a setting for our nauseating duo. Big hats, big tits, and big egos! I smell a spin off for these two. Mattel looks like a pillar in history for the feminist movement in comparison. More About: Celebrity , Heidi Montag , Find , Tits , Calling
Angelina Jolie tents it
2008-05-05 15:48:00 The Jolie -Pitts were hanging out with U2?s The Edge in France this weekend! There?s a sentence I never thought I?d write. I?m not sure what they were all doing by the beach, saving whales? Cleaning rocks? Or from the looks of Angie?s dress, smoking a big joint before offering a religious dance to the goddess of Tick Tac Toe? Seriously I know she has gone all ethnic on us now, but MAN ALIVE. That dress is hot. Zarah?s face says it all. Brad and Angelina amaze me. They are the one couple who can get away with all this crap and remain tapable. Like even now that dress is growing on me. In fact, I want that dress. Throw in three midgets on tricycles and a couple of cans of whip cream and I got myself a Friday night. More About: Angelina Jolie
Fabulous Fake Friday: John Mayer's 80's music video
2008-05-03 00:55:00 I am so sorry for my MIA status! My medical situation has worsened over the past two days. I?m only starting to get better now but I swear to god my wrath has increased to a level unknown to humanity. I fear for the children. I missed yesterday?s portion of Toxic Thursday where I get to rip into a celebrity of my choice?.not that I do that on a regular basis. Yes I am bitter, I am on the verge of an unholy death, and the useless existence of others around me has driven me to a dark place. RED RUM. RED RUM. So yeah I will not be blogging much today. In other news, murder is frowned upon. Only commit when you know your tracks are covered or if you are a member of the Bush Administration. Today is Fabulous Fake Friday . This is our new weekly segment where we present you with the news that are partially true. We are taking a cue from the Fox Network! For example, this week douche extraordinaire, John Mayer showcased a new 80?s hairdo. Not only did he show it off to th... More About: Video , Music , Music Video
Flinging Hump Day: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer bore Miami
2008-04-30 20:38:00 SHIT! As if my day wasn?t bad enough (read post below). InTouch Weekly has released pictures of Jennifer McBoring and douche bag extraordinaire John Mayer , canoodling in Miami . If you have working eyes, and you are not an asshole with great taste you too can affirm that John Mayer is not a good looking guy. In fact, if he wasn?t famous (which is an engima on its own), then no girl would give him a double take. On top of all that, he is ridiculously not funny yet he thinks he is! THAT alone is enough to make me want to stab out his puffy eyes and punch him in his ?O? face. Add Jennifer Aniston to the mix and you have yourself an unpleasantly awkward couple. The kind that just look so wrong together, and have no appeal towards one another or to others around them, that you can?t help but cringe when they stare lovingly at each other and hold hands. SO WRONG. I am also convinced John Mayer will forever be the rebound in any relationship. He can only get the rebounds, a...
Flinging Hump Day: Big Brother wants Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz?
2008-04-30 20:00:00 I am incredibly sick. I have a high fever and my body is aching all around. I called the cancer clinic this morning to see what I can actually take and they said, ?Tylenol?! SERIOSULY??? Years of cancer research and this is what it comes down to, Tylenol? On top of all things, god decided that I shall have my ?female monthly friend? today. Thank you God for giving me yet another valid reason to kill myself. But that will not stop me from bringing you this week?s addition of Flinging Hump Day. First on the chopping board, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz . Not only is their emo relationship bewildering to our simple yet obsessive minds, it is boring! No scandal, no public humiliations, and no bastard children. They?re the teen couple who make out by their lockers during recess, the couple who share a salad while dining, the couple who hold hands in the theatre. The couple you secretly envy but also hope they were domestically abusive to one another, or are cheati... More About: Celebrity , Big Brother
Gary Dourdan is a hot mess
2008-04-29 21:43:00 Another one bites it! Gary Dourdan was arrested in Palm Springs at 5:20 am. He was asleep in his car and the cops arrested him on suspicion of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, and other prescription drug possessions. He was released on bail. Why go through all that trouble? Nyquil and a bottle of extra strength Tylenol should do the trick. When will these Hollywood bitches learn the ways of the ghetto life? Say what you want to say but that is one hot mug shot. His cokey eyes make me weak in the knees. I have a very abusive dating pattern. Thank you E-harmony! More About: Drugs , Gossip , Arrests , Gary Dourdan
Lindsay Lohan: Titty Tuesday
2008-04-29 21:19:00 For some reason Lindsay Lohan showed up to the launch of LG's Scarlet HD TV series. And for some other reason she decided to dress three times her age, and ten times fuglier than the usual (at least she dropped the leggings). We all have seen Lindsay naked and quiet honestly, she needs to pack on the clothes. Titty Tuesday is about fashion, but I think today I will make a perverted exception and discuss the obvious. Her boobs look heinous. She either needs a lift or she needs to sue. Her saggy boobs, orange complexion, and that show girl get up, remind me of the swinging soccer moms who come to the PTA meetings to pick up. Or the alcoholic moms who intrude in on their daughters? sleep overs dressed in Lulus and midriff baring tops, forcing the girls into awkward chatter about boys and sex. However that inflamed vagina on her mouth solidifies the fact that she?s just a hooker. An upscale hooker. Kind of like Melania Trump. Just because a hooker marries, doesn...
Movie Monday Fling: Miley Cyrus : A Disney Scandal
2008-04-29 03:44:00 Sorry for the delay everyone! I was away this weekend (my brain is still on vacation) but my body and soul are 100% dedicated to this blog and vlog! (insert single spinster joke here because I am too tired to care) More About: Movie , Disney , Scandal , Vanity Fair , Monday
Miss Fling is heading to Toronto!
2008-04-24 20:40:00 Hello Everyone! I'm heading to Toronto today and I will be back Sunday night!! I promise to post a video by Monday for our Monday Movie day! I also wanted to thank you for supporting our site and our youtube site as well! I am now less dead on the inside. For the most part. Love, Miss Fling More About: Celebrity , Gossip , Heading
Brooke White : Why this is American Idol's last season
2008-04-23 19:42:00 I called it the day of her audition. Brooke White is the epitome of everything wrong on live, competitive, and democratic talent shows. The only reason she is still there is due to the sympathy votes she is getting from older women who are happy to see an anti-Britney on their television sets, and from little girls who are drawn to he Disney princess, damsel-in-distress aura that surrounds her presence. She is dumb as hell, her cute act is becoming irritating, and she can?t sing. Her performance last night on American Idol is equivalent to a slow massacre of a shaky chiwawa: With all fairness though, she wasn?t the only one who sucked harder than Tara Reid on Spring Break last night. This season proves that American Idol is over. There are no more talents or hidden gems left in the States. They need to end the show tonight! Kick them all off and give David Archuleta his teary eyed moment. But judging by the public interest, it will be his first of ... More About: Music , Season
Flinging Hump Day: An Oompa-Loompa & Douche Affair
2008-04-23 10:24:00 Welcome to our new Wednesday segment: Flinging Hump Day! The segment where I , Miss Fling, can ponder and unravel relationship wonders. Our first letter comes from Midgetlover Dear Miss fling, After stumbling upon the above photo of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden on a date last night at Chateau Marmont, I asked myself : can an Oompa loompa co-exsit in a happy relationship with a douche? Well, can they?? Yours, Midgetlover Midgetlover, I too have pondered that question. Even though this is an odd pairing, an orange skinned Oompa Loopma has much in common with a douche. They are both small, both can excrete fluid, and they can fit into many holes. They are both unpleasant and have an awkward presence. Due to the gender ambiguity of an Oompa Loompa, the functions of a douche, and the various forms a douche may occupy, it is safe to assume that they can comfortably adjust. Though they are fitted for one another, their relationship i... More About: Affair
Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Parents. So do we!
2008-04-22 23:04:00 These past few weeks we have witnessed Lindsay Lohan ?s return to the bottle and possibly coke (she is living with full time DJ, part time gender confused drug dealer Samantha Ronson ) . Frankly, I called it the day she announced her ?successful sobriety?. She makes the boy who cried wolf look good. The above picture was taken after a night of partying with ?girlfriend? Ronson. And instead of taking on the adult responsibility for her own screw ups, sources claim she is blaming her parents for her terrible decision making. Dina Lohan is whoring teenage wasteland in the making, Ali on their new reality show, and bible loving Michael can?t keep his mouth shut when the media comes knocking. Granted Lohan, your parents are the epitome of everything that is wrong with humanity, however your career is their free ticket onto the scene. If you care that much, then stay out of the spotlight. Simple. Then you can be like any other young female going through a drug induced alcoh... More About: Drugs
Paris Hilton: Titty Tuesday
2008-04-22 22:08:00 I I'm saying it. I?m totally saying it, and then I?m bathing in acid to wash the shame off: Paris Hilton looks great! **shoots foot off** With all the spring time skank fest I?ve seen at the mall this week I?m glad to see the queen of all skanks checked her skank-a-rama at the door before heading out. Everything about this look is chic yet simple. And those shades are to die for! God I sound like a gay man. Not that there?s anything wrong with that. I love the gays! They however don?t return my drunken and sobbing advances. Come to think of it, has anyone? I should really try a new angle. More About: Tuesday
Celebrity Fling: Titty Tuesday.
2008-04-22 21:21:00 Welcome to our newest Tuesday segment: Titty Tuesday! And I know what you?re thinking and the answer to that question is yes. Yes I am single. For all of you cyber pervs who googled tits and landed on this blog, I hate to disappoint you. Titty Tuesday embraces fashion faux pas and fashion right ons! Ashlee Simpson released her new T-Shirt line with Wet Seal today and yes it is horrendous and useless, just like her career! Seriously at this rate I should have my own clothing line up soon. I call it ?Dress me like a teenage slut?. My therapist suggested I practice blunt honesty. won?t lie, my line is pretty much used panties with my signature crayoned on the crotch. Check out Ashlee Simpson?s useless line at : http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/search.cmd ?form_state=searchForm&keyword=ashlee +simpson More About: Celebrity , Fashion , Tits
Britney Spears: The Fall and Rise of America
2008-04-22 08:57:00 For those of you who read my blog regularly, well first of all I apologize for your daily dose of a brain hemorrhage. You also know about my ban of anything Britney Spears related until she turns her manageable life around. I am officially lifting the ban. Not only has she signed on with Bally fitness to get her health in check, but thanks to her dad and the marginalization of her money whoring mom?s involvement in her career, she is on the road to a decent start! Yes, she dumped off her own children and fled that responsibility, but with all these new photos emerging of a healthier Britney I have faith in a full recovery. We will finally have our talent less, over paid, over valued, egotistical pop star back! The world will breathe again, Africa?s famine will miraculously end, Palestinians and Israelis will kiss and makeup, and God will shine a ray of light over our lost little souls. Bally Fitness should use that as their slogan. More About: America , Rise
Jessica Simpson has problems
2008-04-22 08:36:00 Oh my god, hold the press! A failing pop star has a drinking problem?? I am as shocked as the victims? parents at Michael Jackson?s trial: ?But we sent our child to a clearly race and gender confused pop star?s magical ranch for a weekend of care free play! What an outrage!? Star Magazine reported this on Jessica ?s drinking problem: ? Jessica's health problems were "brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol," says the source. "She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection." Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! "She was a nervous wreck," says the insider. "She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unravelling."..."She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she's very conscientious about the calories," says a source. "But Tony and hi... More About: Jessica Simpson , Simpson , Problems , The Simpsons
Movie Monday Fling : The Hills
2008-04-22 02:09:00 Welcome to our new Monday segment: Movie Monday Fling! My first victim? The Hills ! Don't miss The Hills tonight at 10 on the ten spot. However if you do, this is pretty much as close as you'll get to the show. More About: Film , Parody
Celebrity Fling: The "vlog"
2008-04-21 09:16:00 We are trying something new at Celebrity Fling! We want to make your gossip experience a hell of a lot more interesting! Every Monday we will be featuring new videos. That is right! We gave birth to a brand new baby vlog. Now you won?t just read about my pathetic life and sad celebrity bashing, you will see and hear me! Unscripted, uncensored! Well...it will be a little scripted. I don?t expect you to watch videos of me scratching my ass. Or...would I? Every day we will be featuring a new and interesting segment! Come get the scoop and laugh a little or cry if you like. I cry when blogging. That?s why god created morphine. Here is the video: More About: Vlog
Brody Jenner is tapable!
2008-04-19 08:53:00 Bless his heart. Brody Jenner is quite possibly the dumbest MTV hyped ?creation? since Beavis and Butthead. His compelling acting on The Hills unearths me! Based on various scenes, I would assume he has some sort of medical problem....one that causes your brain to...not coexist with your body? Something like that! With that being said, I would so tap that Look at those bedroom eyes... More About: Brody Jenner
Possibly the best quote of the year!
2008-04-16 20:48:00 Harry Potter?s sidekick bitch Rupert Grint is officially my new hero. He recently told The Sun that he would not move to Hollywood because he did not want to run into the likes of Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton: ?I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ?But you can?t act?.?It would have been better if he told her that instead of just thinking it. That?s my new rule in life, to tell people the truth as is. There?s this three year old in my neighborhood who wears his blanket as a cape and runs through people?s lawns happily thinking he is a super hero. I should just put that to the test and throw a ball at his head and when he falls I?ll just say ?see Timmy, if you were a real superhero you could have dodged that. But you didn?t. You fail in life and your dreams are officially dead.? I just saved that kid years of therapy. More About: Year , Quote
Time for a change!
2008-04-15 23:46:00 Hello Everyone, You may have noticed the lack of updates lately and no we aren?t going anywhere! We are going to bring you more entertainment, many laughs, and much more really soon! Stay tuned for new updates and a greater gossip experience! More About: Celebrity , Change , Time , Gossip
I swear it wasn't me...
More articles from this author:2008-04-08 08:51:00 Sorry for the lack of updates everyone. To be honest, there is nothing going on in the celebrity world that would make me or you feel better about ourselves. They need more infidelity, more drunken text messages, and crazy animal orgy parties. God I miss my ex boyfriend. Anyway, here?s what happened this week of absolute boredom in the celeb world: Beyonce and Jay Z said I do. Who gives a shit...seriously guys, I can?t do that to you! You saw this everywhere. And she wasn?t even pregnant, how dare she get married without a scandal?? The only awesome thing that happened this week was George Clooney ?s run in with a random, unknown caller. The caller left Georgie this message: "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" The investigation Georgie put into action went nowhere. Let?s set the record straight, it wasn?t me. As if I?d call! I don?t need to tell George to dump Sarah for me. One look a... More About: I Swear 1, 2, 3 |
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