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Celeb Gossip: Edison returns in the form of an old drunk..
2008-03-10 11:35:00
Charlene Choi has reacted angrily after an incident in Shenzhen while attending a public event with Leo Ku. Gillian who has been out of work recently also accompanied Charlene to this event, and when she joined Charlene on stage this is when Edison returned to haunt them...Not really Edison, but an old drunk who put one arm over Charlene's shoulder and his drink in the other, he shouted "Ah Gill must be strong!"... then making his way over to Gillian, touching her lower chin and then kissing her on the cheek (Picture above). He then repeated this on Charlene, the Twins could do nothing but smile awkwardly...
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Weekly Product Blog 3
2008-03-09 15:21:00
The Third Edition of the Hotshizzle Weekly Product Blog is here , soak up its information , clicks the links and purchase the products, your life will become a much happier place , thats guaranteed...kinda. Alternatively read it for the funnies.Products of the week:Fernando Torres Signed Photo - £65Spaniard's scrawlOne for Liverpool fans, An exclusive signed photograph celebrating his goal against Derby this season. If your not a Kop fan buy it and sell it on watch it rise in value! If your an Everton fan buy it attach it to a dartboard , you get the picture.Hotshizzle Rating: 3/5Click here to Buy Torres Signed PhotoArmy of Two - £39.97Two player Shooter funDescribed at the modern data Contra! that sentence means nothing to you if you didnt own a Snes or a copy of contra. But for those who did, admit it that made you do a little sex wee in your pants. Yes, this shooter excels when theres two of you playing in the co-op missions. Why be the only person who stays in playing video g...

Stussy store Opening Las Vegas
2008-03-09 13:21:00
Stussy, Las Vegas Flagship Store Stussy recently opened their flagship store and no better place to have it than Las Vegas, Nevada. Celebrating with an opening party which attracted a large crowd with Blaze on DJ duty.The address follows:Stussy Las Vegas4480 Paradise Rd.#350 Las Vegas NVp: 702.693.5400source: Eddie Cruz
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Nike Nintendo Collaboration Sneakers (trainers)
2008-03-09 12:55:00
Nike and Nintendo Produce a Nes SneakerYour eyes do not decieve you this really is a NES in a trainer, a Nike trainer no less.Nike & Nintendo execs must have been soooo high when they came up with this idea. We know because we all came up with the same idea like 3 years ago and we had smoked a tree worth of hashish.Seriously this thing is fully functional however we don't know where the output is maybe on the other shoe? This really is the future of gaming , imagine a world where we can take our video gaming with us on the move? ...oh wait psp , nintendo DS anyone?Of course these were only made as a collectors item. However imagine they made other 80's appliances with shoes, the list is endless. We could have boombox stereo Nikes, Nikes with pictures of women that clothes disappear when you tip them to the side, Rubix cube Nikes, Betamax Nikes.....Ok, bad idea maybe ....We just need one pair of 80's Nikes - 'back to the future' Nikes so we never have to go there again!Si...
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Fight, Fight , Fight! Chris Brown nearly has a fight at his afterparty
2008-03-09 01:08:00
R n'B superstar Chris Brown was recently in Germany and he was celebrating at some after-party probably celebrating the fact he is 'Chris Brown' or celebrating the fact he bones Rhianna.Anyway some shit happens on the dancefloor and he nearly gets into a mash up! watch the video below to see the incident. So to review the incident it seems Breeze's first instinct in a brawl is to remove his clothing, If this applies to all americans im going to start a fight with Eva Longoria until she gets so angry and is completely naked then I'll suggest we make up by making sweet lovinnnnnng!Heres the Video of the Incident:Notice when Breeze takes his top off the girls let out a scream! This often happens to me too. except closely followed by violent vomiting and cries of disgust...See Chris Brown it's not only you that can drive the women wild...I'm a Tiger too ..Rarrr ...a fat, ugly one.
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FA Cup: Barnsley Beat Chelsea!
2008-03-09 00:21:00
Championship side Barnsley are officially giant killing machines!After beating Liverpool 1-0 in the last round , they have amazingly defeated Chelsea with a brilliant header from Kayode Odejayi in the 66th minute! This was no fluke goal either Barnsley were by far the team applying the pressure throughout and deserved the win.The win prompted a celebratory pitch invasion from the Barnsley fans , I didnt even know anyone lived in Barnsley , it was news to me that they actually had a football club and actual human beings go to watch the games! Well done to Barnsley, It was great to watch and beating 2 of the big 4 is great by anyone's standards!Odejayi celebrates his goalHere is that Barnsley Goal:(Note:Excuse the crazy spanish commentary)This result completely overshadowed Portmouth's win over Man. United. Sulley Muntari scored the winner from the spot with 12 minutes left after Milan Baros was upended by United's substitute keeper Tomasz Kuszczak. Leaving Rio Ferdina...
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New Chris Brown
2008-03-08 14:22:00
Just take a look, this kid is just too cool
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Street Kings Movie Trailer
2008-03-08 03:10:00
Street Kings trailer ..... Neo kicks some homeboy assStumbled across this trailer today , to be honest we didnt even know this was coming out.Looks like its going to be one Killer film! Starring Keanu Reeves, The Game , Common , Forest Whitacker.From what we gather Street Kings is about a Cop whose wife dies and he finds it difficult to carry on living his life, leading to alot of badass mofo's coming after his ass and he fights back....I never said I was a film critic.Eye candy for the film is Martha Higareda, 24 year old Mexican stun machine!Here's the Trailer :Out 11 April, USA
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Bape does Bugatti and a Phantom......Fails! Miserably!
2008-03-08 01:38:00
Bape does cars, like George Michael does straight..........Badly! Some things in this world just do not go together no matter how hard you force them, Beef and custard for example, both nice on their own , mixed together in one dish ...tastes like feet, sweaty feet!Other examples of things that just do not 'go' together would be ..oh, i dont know.. Hulk Hogan and hair, Edison and cameras, K-fed and a 'real' job, Bai Ling and a working brain! and of course ... Britneys tits those things are so 'not' together now they are looking like E.T's eyes!Well here is a lesson by 'Bape' creator Nigo, on things that do not work:Luxury cars and Bape DesignsFirstly we have the Bugatti Veryon........Baped!Isn's she a Beauty, I think even Barbie herself would mount the bonnet pull down her panties and proceed to piss and shit all over this thing in pure disgust of it over-pinkness.......Verdict: RuinedNext we have the Rolls Royce Phantom ....Baped!If John Rambo ever won the Lottery, This wo...

Fittie Patrol: Arianny Celeste
2008-03-07 23:55:00
Welcome to 'week 2' of the 'Fittie Patrol' being keen UFC fans here its a damn big suprise we didnt feature her in 'week 1' but here she is, Ladies and Gentlemen ,(but mainly gentlemen i'd imagine) the original and best Octagon Girl ...Miss Arianny Celeste!Who: Arianny Celeste, 22 is the Original UFC Octagon girl has been working as a UFC ring girl for a number of years now and is born and raised in Sin City Las Vegas! Which is pretty damn hot for us because we have been their and the women are beyond hot...Ok most of them charge by the hour but its Vegas for god's sake what do you expect? (Not that Arianny does)Previous Shizzle: Started Modelling in her teens (13 years old) and has been doing so ever since! over 8 years in the industry now and still only 22.She has been quoted recently in October 2007's FHM as saying she does not like dating fighters but has dated UFC star Josh Burkman! now we dont know what to beleive.....If we spend months in the gym it may be wasted eff...

50 Cent will join Mayweather at WrestleMania
2008-03-05 23:49:00
Quick update on this story we been following since the start...50 Cent will accompany Floyd Mayweather in his fight against Big Show in the match billed " The Best Vs. The Biggest"The boxer came out to the sound of 50's "I Get Money" during a confrontation with the Big Show two weeks ago. On Friday, when the rapper was hosting New York radio station Power 105.1, Mayweather asked Fif for a favour."I'd like for you to bring me out " he said."I'm coming. I'm coming," 50 answered. On Raw Mayweather appeared via satellite, promised to break Big Show's jaw and stated, "I'm willing to die at "WrestleMania"! Are you?" Wow, wrestling is getting serious, Mayweather is actually willing to die.. By die he means pretend to get hit in the face by a punch that was 2 feet from making contact and then lie on the floor until everyone gets bored and goes home!I'm not even going to start the jokes about what 50 said about him coming.. too eazyyyyMayweather has declined Bigshow's offer to take p...
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EDISON Chen: Says Yo Yo Yo, loses pussy magnet
2008-03-05 23:31:00
Dawn Yang, below leftturned down Edison 's offer of a freaky night in a hotel suite.She is damn fine! also clever ...but who cares about her brains ...she Hawt!Edison Chen has officially lost his Mojo! Groooooovy baby!Some Blog superstar called Dawn Yang revealed in her blog she had recently been hit on by resident rompstar Edison Chen.he suggested something about a hotel suite and getting their 'freak on' or some other foolish shit.Dawn, 24 already knew Edison from 2004 and politely declined."When the pictures first leaked, I seriously thanked God I was not foolish, naive or feeling frisky beyond control." She statesAdditional names to add to his conquests are suspected to be Rosamund Kwan and Christy Chung.Other Girls to Turn Down Edison 'seamore sluts' ChenAustralian-Chinese actress Jaymee Ong (who filmed Gen-X cops with Edison) was also hit on by Edhead again at the airport a few years back.He apparently approached her with a gangster lean slanging gangster hip hop talk like...
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Celeb Gossip: Cheryl gives Ashley another chance
2008-03-05 16:12:00
Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole , 24 has given love rat Ashley Cole another chance as she cannot bear to be without him. Cheryl however insists things have to change, such as "nights out with the lads".Cheryl left the cash hungry mo fo and moved out of their mansion in Surrey, after it was revealed Ashley bedded the blond hairdresser, Aimee and then offered her cash to shut up/abortion. But last week the beauty ? who in the past month has lost a stone in weight ? told Cole when she flew back from Los Angeles that she was prepared to give him another chance.The paper says the Chelsea star must: - Apologise to her family in person- Go to marriage counselling- Inform Cheryl of his every move, hour by hour!- Keep his mobile switched on at all times- Stop hanging around with friends who are a ?bad influence? Ashley allegedly cheated on the Girls Aloud member with three different women.(Sarah Harding, Nadine and Nicola.... Jokes lol)
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This is a REAL fiddy cent energy drink advert!! For REAL
2008-03-04 23:48:00
Fifty Cent plays with a naked Hispanic man to promote his energy drinkIn a new TV advert for fiddy's vitamin-energy drink we see Fifty cent himself play a nice game of table tennis with some fat spanish dude..not any fat spanish dude , a NAKED fat spanish dude!!!10 seconds into the game we see the naked guy get tired and what should replenish him, why Fifty cent's vitamin energy drink of course....Heres the video, It's hella funny ya 'eard:Fifty sure knows how to make those dollars, the last time I employed a naked man to try and make some money all we got was arrested for indecent exposure!Turns out there isnt really a market for a two man chippendales....Especially when your clients didnt actually ask for your services, instead we just knocked on peoples doors and started taking our clothes off. Turns out you get locked up for that. Who Knew?(Also if you ask me, Fifty is a little bit too comfortable around naked obese men...Not really Mr Cent please dont hurt us.)
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Call Of Duty 4 (PS3) - £28.99 delivered!!
2008-03-04 10:01:00
Call of Duty 4 on PS3 - £29If you havent been playing this for the past few months where have you been? Our thumbs literally have no skin left and we're still playing the bastardo.No excuses now since Sony have beefed up their online playability so its just as good as he xbox360 experience. RRP is still around £40-45 for this PS3 version , go on buy it you deserve it.Dont forget to use this voucher code as well for free delivery:Voucher ID: EX4394Username: edsaveClick Here to Buy 'Call of Duty 4' only £29 google_ad_client = "pub-2738328570256644";/* 468x15, created 04/03/08 */google_ad_slot = "7602662406";google_ad_width = 468;google_ad_height = 15;//-->src="http://pagead2.googlesyndica tion.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
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Star Wars Adidas Trainers (sneakers)
2008-03-04 00:12:00
Adidas Superstars Limited Star s Wars Editions These Limited Edition Star wars superstars are real shiny, real sleek and 100% geek! Themed on Yoda and Darth Vader - The Yoda's are made from hemp upper with green accents. The Darth's are made from all black patent leather upper. Packaging is like the old school action figures.Retail for $275 USD (thats £130 to you and me)
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UFC 82: Pride of the Champion Results
2008-03-03 22:30:00
Anderson Silva Chokes Out Dan Handerson In Second RoundAmazing card last night most fights were spectacular again each UFC even gets bigger and better. Last night in the main event we saw Anderson Silva defend his middleweight belt against the number 1 contender Dan Henderson.Many believed Henderson to be the only real current threat to Silva in this weight division and predicted a very close fight. Henderson did manage a takedown in the first which had many worried as Silva clearly stated he had only trained for a standing fight.The second started very much as a standing fight which led to the two opponents trading blows , leading to the beginning of Hendersons downfall as he was floored by a trademark Silva combo of lightning knees and punches. After a bit of ground action Anderson managed to lock a body triangle and then a choke hold, forcing a resilient Henderson to tap out.The result leaves one Question.... who next for Anderson Silva? Main Card:Anderson Silva submits (rear nak...
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Amy Winehouse's Face has Impetigo
2008-03-03 22:14:00
Amy Winehouse has Impetigo**definition of Impetigo: Impetigo is a bacterial skin infection characterized by blisters that may itch. red sores develop that rupture causing oozing which forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey. The mild skin infection is highly contagious.We will show one pic of this and one pic only! Here it is: Reason we are only showing one picture is because it's a very common mild disorder that can happen to anyone and It clears up in a few days! ...No we havent had it..and even if one of us did ...which we havent its perfectly normal...ok .....*itch, itch* Amy is kickass all of us here hope she overcomes her drugs demons! you dont need it Amy just keep making those killer tunes.
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Scarlett Johansson Is a Good Sport! (ebay Auctions herself)
2008-03-03 21:47:00
Scarlett Johansson On Ebay until March 12thScarlett Johansson has ebayed herself for a date! All for a good cause of course.Here is woman with not only all the beauty in the world , but a good heart as well. Hell, She may even be in with a chance with me if she gets me drunk enough.So She's auctioning a date with her on ebay, yep Scarlett and the Lucky bidder will go on a date to watch her new film 'He's Just Not That Into You'. The auction will last until March 12th, That's 9 days from now people, anyone wanna donate to hotshizzle may a young man's dream come true?Below is the ebay link , check it out:http://cgi.ebay.com/Meet-Scarlett-Joh ansson-2-Red-Carpet-Premiere-TicketsAll Proceeds will go to Oxfam America, an international development and relief agency which delivers development programs and emergency relief services, and also campaigns for change in global practices and policies that keep people in poverty. The date includes the following also: - Chauffeured car to...
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Yoox.com - Free Delivery and 10% off code!
2008-03-03 14:46:00
Fashion Freaks listen up , Yoox.com are currently doing free delivery (thats £5.50 saved! already) and then a voucher code of 10% off which is:'Yoox2008'So get on there and rinse them clean! Just got some Vivienne Westwood stuff off there going back for seconds now!
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Weekly Product Blog 2!!
2008-03-02 22:33:00
Return of the WPB (weekly product Blog , to you!)The return of the weekly product blog had us scrambling around all day today since the dominance of news of the sex scandals stories the past few days has meant we had no time to research until early today, nevertheless we have some beauties for you all this week!:Product s of the week:i-Recorder - £99.95Record on the goThis nifty piece of machinery lets you records from various sources (TV, dvd player,set top box etc....) and stores them as psp, ipod, any generic portable media player friendly formats. Then you just hook it up to your ipod etc.., and it transfers it across in seconds. No more painful converting and downloading!!! - So next time Sharon Stone flasher her oyster in the repeat of 'basic instinct' on tv have your iRecorder ready to quickly beam onto your ipod video, so you can watch it on the bus on the way to work ........YOU SICK FREAK!!Hotshizzle Rating : 3/5Click here to get an iRecorderRed LED Watch - £69.95Drunken w...
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More Edison Chen Sex Scandal Suspected Identities Revealers:
2008-03-02 01:11:00
More HK gossip magazines have released more Silhouettes of the pictures the police have hold of. The police suspect that have a mole in the unit, releasing these pictures to entertainment magazines, hence the silhouettes and descriptions.Below each suspected identity is accompanied by:a picture of the suspected involveethe original chinese article extract describing the identities then an english translation of the extractBelow is a breakdown of the suspected identities : Suspected Identity # 1: Roseanne from SG ????=Rosanne from SG??????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????? ??????Is widely known to have a ?hefty? chest and is a foreigner. She tried to make a name for herself in Hong Kong by leaving her country of birth. But her star never shone despite few years of hard work and she has been receiving lesser work as time goes by. She was initially implicated and forced to leave Hong...
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Edison Sex Scandal Just Wont Go Away....
2008-03-01 16:26:00
HK police have added fuel to the Edison Chen sex scandal fire by stating they have uncovered yet MORE photos in Edison's photo collection. Possible new names to be linked to the Edison sex scandal are Shu Qi (bike of asia as discovered by Hugh Grant) , Fiona Sit, Jill Vidal & Stephy Tang. Coolsmurf states:"On the left? Ten of them shows her wearing her undergarments in a hotel room in different poses. The other 20 photos sees her and another guy together and their actions are linked, possibly screencaps from a video. This female star is reportedly a very beautiful woman possibly in this world. She was very active in her early days in the movie world and had lots of scandals with many stars. Netizens speculate it could be Christy Chung. On the right? is nearing 40 years old. She has appeared in movies over the past 20 years but is gradually moving towards a career in the financial world. Her photos are mostly taken in a hotel and has many close-ups and is quite ?racy?. The phot...
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Natalie Portman Wants Scarlett Johansson's Tits and says so!....
2008-03-01 15:53:00
Natalie Portman likes Scarlett 's boobsNatalie Portman is ultra hot ....she has just gone up 100 notches in our estimation purely for the fact she wants to grab her 'The Other Boleyn Girl' co-star Scarlett Johansson's breasts and isnt afraid to say so!She says and, I quote "Seriously, I would really want to grab Scarlett's breasts."adding also "She's got beautiful ones."Here is some pics of the Amazing twosome! and even one of Natalie blatantly loving-up Scarletts charms: These two together are possibly the most persuasive power over straight men across the entire world. I have no doubt that these two could stop wars, want a war to stop, get Natalie and Scarlett to say that they will flash and share a lesbian kiss, World peace will be acheived in seconds!Sort it out UN and then send me a copy of their DVD.The Other Boleyn Girl is filming now, I'll definately be watching it (probably with mute on, and the fast forward button held down til either one shows some decent flesh).
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Fittie Patrol : Danielle Bux
2008-03-01 01:33:00
Welcome to the first weekly 'Fittie patrol'. This section of the site will deal with the pressing issue of hot women on the up, that have been forgotten or just need extra coverage because they are that damnnn hot: So who is going to grace our first edition, Well its 29-year-old Danielle Bux!Who: She is that fit bit you have seen with Grandad Linekar in the tabloids. Apparently he is boning her , hence his shit eating grin on Match of the Day recently! Gary by the way is almost 20 years older , Yes nearly 2 decades!Previous Shizzle: Was and still is a part-time model, former Virgin Atlantic air hostess, has a child with former Coventry City player Adam Willis. Also went out with Scotland rugby star Simon Danielli.It is amazing what some girls will do for free crisps! even Gary Linekar. Seriously you want to hate him for bagging himself such a fit young bird , but you just can't ...instead you want to give him a trophy .....in fact scrape that, His head is the trophy with those m...