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Top 10 Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
2008-03-14 17:03:00
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."3. "The coffee machine is broken..."2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."Brought to you by 123Network - http://123net.blogspot.com
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
2008-03-14 17:03:00
10. Cats' facial expressions.9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.7. Fat clothes.6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.3. Eyelash curlers.2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.1. OTHER WOMEN!Brought to you by 123Network - http://123net.blogspot.com
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Various Sexual Jokes
2008-03-14 16:58:00
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "Th...
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Top 10 Viagra Slogans
2008-03-14 16:57:00
10. Viagra , It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper8. Viagra, Like a rock!7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.4. Viagra, Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?Brought to you by 123Network - http://123net.blogspot.com

Pussy vs. Beer
2008-03-14 16:52:00
A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. -- Advantage: Beer A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. -- Advantage: Pussy Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. -- Advantage: Beer Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. -- Advantage: Draw If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. -- Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. -- Advantage: Pussy Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. -- Advantage: Pussy If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. -- Advantage: Beer If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. ...

Hot girls at Femina Miss India press meet
2008-03-07 17:35:00
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Kollywood cute actress monika masala pics
2008-03-07 17:34:00
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Rihanna Extremely Hot Ass
2008-03-07 17:34:00
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Brooke Hogan miscellaneous Sexy Pics
2008-03-07 17:33:00
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Preeti Jhangiani HOT gallery
2008-03-07 17:33:00
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Hot Amrita Arora at Cypress Aniversary
2008-03-07 17:32:00
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Anusha Dandekar
2008-03-07 17:32:00
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Katie 'Jordan' Price launches her Lingerie Collection in Asda stores in Lon
2008-03-07 17:31:00
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Amrita Rao
2008-03-07 17:30:00
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Sexygirls
2008-03-07 17:30:00
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Amisha Patel
2008-03-07 17:29:00
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Amrita Arora
2008-03-07 17:29:00
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Bipasha Basu
2008-03-07 17:29:00
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Tanushree Dutta
2008-03-07 17:28:00
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Kirsten Dunst Wallpapers 1024x768
2008-03-07 17:27:00
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Mena Suvari
2008-03-03 17:38:00
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2008-03-03 17:37:00
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Lucy Liu
2008-03-03 17:37:00
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Eat Fresh Fruits
2008-03-02 17:10:00
We all think eating fruits means simply buying fruit, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths.You will benefit much more if you know how and when to eat.____________________ Correct Way of Eating Fruits Fruits should be taken in an empty stomach… not as dessert after the meal as is often done. If you eat fruit like that, it will also serve a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.____________________ Fruit is the Most Important Food Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. As fruit digests faster than bread, the slice of fruit digests quickly and is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but its passage is blocked by the bread which takes longer to digest…____________________…In the meantime the whole meal ferments and turns to acid.Consequently, when the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire...
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HEALTHY JUICES
2008-03-02 17:00:00
Carrot + Ginger + Apple - Boost and cleanse our system. Apple + Cucumber + Celery - Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and improve stomach upset and headache. Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and bad breath. Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk - Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat. Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat. Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney. Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion. Pear & Banana - regulates sugar content. Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization . Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity. Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism. Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and...
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Ice Cream - Fascinating Facts
2008-03-02 16:58:00
The most popular flavor of ice cream is Vanilla Vanilla comes from the plant vanilla planifolia - a member of the orchid family - grown mainly in Madagascar but also Mexico, parts of South America, Tahiti and islands off E. Africa. The vanilla extract produced from the plant in each of these areas has its own very distinct characteristics. The most popular topping for ice cream is chocolate syrup Ice cream as an industry has an estimated global value of 7.5 billion (USD 11bn). The world's top 5 consumers of ice cream in order are: USA, New Zealand, Denmark, Australia, Belgium/Luxembourg. In the USA, July is officially recognised as 'National Ice Cream Month'; designated by President Reagan in 1984, the idea behind it was for people to celebrate the fun in ice cream as well as recognising its nutritious value. In the UK, there are more than 1,000 ice cream companies with annual consumption estimated at 8 litres per person. Extra fascinating fact - ice cream consumption in the U...
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Surprising Uses for Salt
2008-03-02 16:57:00
Mankind has been using salt for many centuries, in the course of which we've amassed many uses (some speculate thousands) for this amazing substance -- uses that go far beyond mere seasoning. Here are a few of the more practical ones: Pick up a dropped egg. If an egg breaks on the kitchen floor, sprinkle salt on the mess and leave it there for 20 minutes. You'll be able to wipe it right up. Soothe a bee sting. Wet the sting right away, then cover it with salt. Eliminate a grease fire. Pour salt on top to smother it. (Never use water on a grease fire.) Clean up oven spills. If food boils over onto the oven floor, sprinkle salt on top to stop smoke and odor from forming. When the oven is cool, it'll be easy to brush away the spot. Set color. If a dye may run, soak the garment for an hour in 1/2 gallon of water to which you've added 1/2 cup vinegar and 1/2 cup salt. If rinse water shows color, repeat. This is good for a single-colored fabric or madras. If the item is multicolo...
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Water or Coke?
2008-03-02 16:56:00
WATER #1. 75% of people are chronically dehydrated. #2. In 37% of people, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. #3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of dieters #5. Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. #6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. #7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page. #8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day? COKE #1. In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk...
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Indian equations
2008-03-02 16:40:00
1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 18964. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny DeolBrought to you by 123Network - http://123net.blogspot.com
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SOME UNKNOWN SECRETS OF BOLLYWOOD
2008-03-02 16:39:00
Sushmita Sen That Sushmita Sen loves to pen down poems and has recent an excellent on Shahjehan and Mumtaz symbolizing the Taj Mahal. That Sushmita Sen loves animals. She has a snake as a pet. She also has four dogs and pampers them to the hilt. That Sushmita Sen does not read at all. The only books she likes to read are the ones that have quotations. *********** Amitabh Bachchan That Amitabh Bachchan is known for his punctuality. He sets an example for others to follow. *********** Mughal-E-Azam That Mughal-E-Azam was the costliest film ever made during its time. It was made in a budget of Rs. 5 cr. *********** Aamir Khan That Aamir Khan has worked as a child artiste in his father' Taher Hussain's Yaadon Ki Baarat. That aamir Khan thinks for five minutes to before giving an answer that may be as irrelevant as saying yes or no. *********** Manisha Koirala That Manisha Koirala bites her nails when tensed.. *********** Sunil Shetty That Sunil Shetty loves to play with soft toys!!!!!...
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