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Todays Lesson
2008-03-30 07:33:00
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.She responded, "The bastard used coins!"Management Lesson : Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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The Corona Beer
2008-02-29 12:55:00
While you can find many types of alcoholic drinks beer is one drink that is very popular with lots of people. Of the many types the Mexican beer verities are also quite popular. These beers from Mexico are ones that we are very familiar with. You have probably heard the names of these beers. They include beers like c.b., Anheuser-Busch beer varieties, Negra Modelo and others.While you are probably going to find many different types of beer that you can drink while you are in Mexico these are the main verities for the most part. c.b. which is enjoyed in lots of countries is brewed in Grupo Modelo. This is the largest brewery that you will find in Mexico.The beer that is produced by this brewery is of the highest quality.The main countries where you will find people drinking different types of c.b. includes Canada, the US, Japan, Australia and even England. There are variations to the c.b. that is drunk by quite a lot of people.While Corona Beer is very popular with beer lovers in dif...

Competition Time
2008-02-25 17:07:00
I want to create abit of buzz around the net....so I am creating the first student geezer competition...Basically all you have to do is send an email to the address below and write 'I want to win a prize'.. the winner will be chosen randomly and will receive season 1 of skins on DVDThe catch is the competition is only going to stand if I get at least 30 entrys so tell all your friends. the winner will be announced March 31st and the prize will be sent once the winner is chosen and they send their delivery details.So write I want to win a prize to studentgeezer.competition@googlemail.comO nly available for U.K residents.....Get those emails coming in.
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Nadine Velazquez From My Name Is Earl
2008-02-25 15:40:00
WOW!!!! Now all fans of My Name Is Earl know she is drop dead gorgeous, now the latin beauty has down a shoot for the guys over at fhm check it out here......http://www.fhm.com/Site/Girls/C overGirls/Article.aspx?Gallery=4560&P icture=1&GirlID=34820

No More Soggy Cereal, Fella!
2008-02-25 01:45:00
The eatmecrunchy bowl from the online retailer firebox.com. This cool item separates your milk and cereal till you are ready for your first bite. A simple idea to stop that annoying soggyness in your mouth. They retail at £4.95 not a bad little piece of investment.Search for eatmecrunchy bowl on the firebox site.
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Lets all laugh at Hampshire Police
2008-02-25 00:06:00
Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.
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Eduardo Tackle - The Debate Continues
2008-02-24 23:45:00
Yes it was horrific, yes it was career threatening, but is this all getting blown out of proportion to some extent. Martin Taylor went in wrecklessly and ended up snapping Eduardo 's foot, it was appaling but Taylor didnt maliciously decide to break Eduardos foot the way he did.Then we have Wenger and as much as I have respect for him as a manager because he undoubtedly is one of the best in the business, as a person he can be an absolute ass at times. His comments after the game were outrageous to say the least 'Taylor should be banned for life' then back tracking later in the day. The amount of controversy his Arsenal players have caused in the last 10 years, typical wenger has something happen to his precious team and he creates uproar in the media.These wreckless challenges happen week in week out and this type of injury was bound to happen at some point. Taylor did deserve red but there have been worse tackles were players have escaped injurys. You only have to look back to l...
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Mario a little bit worse for wear
2008-02-15 11:33:00
Mario off his head, in the world of grand theft auto. Pure Genius
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Predict The Premiership
2008-02-13 11:45:00
A great site I found that could give fantasy football a run for its money.'To enter, all you have to do is to predict the scores of English Premiership matches. You start your career as a non-league predictor, but if your predictions are accurate you will quickly make it to the illustrious Premiership - the pinnacle of any predictor's career! But get too many scores wrong and you could be humiliated as you fail to rise from the bottom divisions...'You can play on your own or set up mini leagues against your friends. Whos got the balls to predict the result between Man Utd and Arsenal this Saturday then.COME ON UNITEDhttp://www.predictthepremiership.co m
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More Teeside Tinhead....enjoy!
2008-02-12 10:53:00
http://www.dubtoons.com
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Favorite Food Joke
2008-02-12 10:50:00
An elderly man lay dying on his bed. While suffering the agonies ofimpending death, he suddenly smelt the aroma of his favourite cheesesconeswafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and,with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, hecrawleddownstairs.With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into thekitchen.Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already inheaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table,weredozens of his favourite scones.Was it heaven?Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixtyyears,seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?Mustering one great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landingonhis knees in a rumpled posture.His parched lips parted.He could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth,seeminglybringing him ba...
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Now I Believe In Karma - What A Sunday Night
2008-02-12 01:14:00
This is about one of those weird moments that happens very rarely but here it goes......I was up in London for the weekend to go to a mates party, get trashed then come back to Brighton. My train to Brighton was from London Victoria so to travel from North London I had to purchase a one day travelcard for the tubeOnce I had arrived at London Victoria I had no use for the day travelcard I had previously purchased, so I offered it to a bypasser as a kind gesture ....Karma BeginsWhilst walking towards the platform I was getting my train from, I bumped into a good friend from University very randomly, so we got on the train I had a can of one of his cheap beers and talked as you do about football, whats been going on in each of our lives lately.It was at this point we kept getting repeatedly interrupted by a New Zealand fella who introduced himself as Santana....to cut long story shortWe arrived at Brighton ready to go home when the guy Santana was insistence we go for a beer with him, ...
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Started the week with Gerrards Slip lets all laugh at Rafa
2008-02-09 14:09:00
'Great tricks Rafa'
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Oh yes another site to have a browse at - http://www.i-am-bored.com
2008-02-09 14:03:00
this blogs purpose is to help kill those 5 minutes of boredom whilst lounging around in your boxers at 3 in the afternoon . Well after visiting the site below you may never come back here...enjoy!I am Bored
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What an ass
2008-02-09 01:20:00
Minutes away from reaching the african nations cup final, and Bikey from Reading ruins his chance to play, by pushing the physio - the moron.
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Im in a humourous mood so laugh at these........
2008-02-09 01:11:00
Found these whilst browsing the net...................................... ..............Three men are sitting at a bar and talking about the last birthday present that they got for their wives. The first one says, "I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds!" The other two ask him what he got her. "I got her a Porsche. And she's never been happier in her life." The next guy says, "I know what you mean. I bought MY wife something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! -and she's on cloud nine!" "That could only be a Ferrari," the other two say. "And what did you give your wife for her birthday?," they ask the third. "Now, I don't want to brag, but I bought my wife something that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds." "No way," say the other two, "That's way faster than the Ferrari and the Ferrari's the fastest thing there is!" "Nope." the other man says, I got my wife something faster. but the funny thing is that she's really not all that happy about the fact that...
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Watch Live Football On The Net Free
2008-02-08 11:13:00
http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/Great site, when ever a premiership game isn't on Sky, or Setanta, and you cant be bothered to wait for match of the day, go on here to stream matches from Chinese stations (dont worry the commentary is normally in English.Enjoy!
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Tesco Condoms
2008-02-07 14:19:00
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store.As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.She asked, 'What size condoms?'The customer replied that he didn't know.She asked him to drop his trousers.He did.She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over The intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5'The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most Of us was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.She asked him to drop his trousers.He did.She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had neve...
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Face Morpher - It Really Works
2008-02-07 12:12:00
http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transfor mer/ This site has given me and my friends a lot of laughter when just dossing about on the net.Created by the guys at St.Andrews University, you upload an image of yourself, select your age rage, gender, and face type.Once submitted you can select between a variety of options, such as what you would look like as a golden oldie, or even a chimp.Now all you have to do is go through all those tagged pictures on facebook, transform images of your friends and tag them back on facebook
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Great Find Chigs!
2008-02-07 00:22:00
One of my house mates showed me this new trailer, of Fifa street 3 if your into freestyle tricks, this is pretty crazy.Videos of my freestyle tricks will be up next week........
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Gotta love the yanks
2008-02-06 20:09:00
Heres another web 2.0 idea only the yanks can create http://juicycampus.com/ - Students are given the opportunity to say what ever the hell they like about other people. I can see where this is going - nothing wrong with abit of cyber bullying then.More info at http://skynews.typepad.com/skydotcomnews/ 2008/02/as-a-student-go.html
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Arent you glad we never got Harry Redknapp
2008-02-06 18:59:00
I think we would of been abysmal with this hothead.Harry Redknapps Portsmouth are only a decent team because of their money.......Ok everyteam in the premiership has wad loads of cash these days, but dont trust anyone that leaves for your rivals then comes back, then sells your top striker for a bargain to Man City. Lets see if Defoe can rekindle his form at portsmouth so Harry can prove me wrong
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Strongest Beers
2008-02-06 14:20:00
I remember when I was at a belgian bar, in the local town when I use to live in Spain, when the owner was telling us off the legendary 18% beer he had on draught, I wasnt into my beer back then but just made me wonder what are the strongest beers around that people in other nations consume on a daily basis. the guys over at http://www.ratebeer.com/ have it sussed with a list http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TopAlcoho l.asp. A pint of Bos Solar Eclipse Imperial Stout please.
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Left Over Scraps - Leave it to supercook.com
2008-02-06 12:14:00
Clever, oh very clever, if only I found this when I started university. Not Just another site filled with recipes you can never recreate.Add the ingredients you have left in your cupboard and supercook will search through its database and find you meals that you can make with the ingredients you have opted to include in the search.This will certainly help you to find those cost cutting meals if your on a tight budget. So kill the microwave meals and be more spontaneous in the kitchen ......Defeats the object if all you have is Beer, Pot Noodles, and Baked Beans.
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