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Ashlee Simpson & Ryan Phillipe
2007-03-09 21:42:01
Ashlee Simp son , the fake, unreal sister of used-to-be beautiful Jessica Simpson, is rumored to be hooking up with the ex of Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phil lipe . Apparently they were giggling and having a jolly old time together at a club, while Ryan was mixing drinks. TYPICALLY, the rumors were denied by Ryan's "people", who claims that he barely knows Ashlee. And, apparently, she was trying to get his attention and he just ignored her like a jerk, and like a typical girl, Ashlee went and tried to talk to some next guy. Whatevo, man. Who cares! Everything has been denied by their people. WHAT do their people know ANYWAYS. The real question is, now that Ashlee looks like a barbie doll, who's the hotter sister? I still vote Jessica. Only because she's real, and Ashlee's voice pisses me off. Oh, and the way she spells her name pisses me off too. Oh and I still think she's ugly and dumb.    
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Role Model
2007-03-08 03:40:04
Sienna Miller is such a great role model. NOTTTTT! She openly admits that she is addicted to cigarettes. No, shes not addicted, she LOVES them. LOVES. LOVE is such a strong word. She LOVES them!!! Why!? You're just breathing in and letting out DEATH. Oh well, I could care less about her life. But anyways, as I was saying, she thinks, "the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is". Yeah, and if you convince yourself you're not obese, you're really not obese. Just like how if you convince yourself you're not ugly, you're not. If you're fat, you're fat. If you're ugly, you're ugly. There's no positive thinking ABOUT it. Who raised this girl? A donkey? She also admits to loving hallucinogenic drugs. Why? "because they're fun. Cuz they're fuckin' loads of fun"  I agree. NOTTTTTTTT. What you do to make yourself die is your own business.   As a celebrity, who has many young gi...
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Bollywood Hollywood?
2007-03-07 15:39:02
Elizabeth Hurley, 41, and still looking flawless, has married Arun Nayar (who is a little less than cute), 42,of Mumbai, India. They both arrived in Mumbai on Monday, to spend 6 days in celebration of their union. The two were wed on Friday, in a colorful, traditional,indian-style wedding. This is so cute, man. A white celebrity marrying an indian businessman. Indian's really stepping it's game up, huh. Props to Mr. Nayar for getting Elizabeth Hurley. I guess when you're top dollar,you get pretty much any woman you want. Us women are so shallow. Oh, well, deal with it.
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Metallics
2007-03-07 15:39:02
Metallics are really in this season, for your FACE! Glitter, retro style is making a comback. No, now you don't need to be 4 years old, or in the ballet, to wear glitter on your face. However, metallics aren't for everyone. If you have wrinkles, refrain from using anything glittery, because that'll bring more attention to the wrinkle and make it look more wrinkley. Stick to mattes. But for all you wrinkle-free women, have some fun with the glitter! I don't really suggest going too crazy with it, so stick to colors like gold, silver, gunmetal, and a nice blue or purple. Anything besides that may look slightly hookerish.  
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Promiscuous
2007-03-07 15:39:02
What can I say about Cameron Diaz. For some reason, I just REALLY don't like her. I spoke about her in an earlier post about how she got jiggy in a club with Djimon Hounsou. So, apparently, she's UPGRADED her taste from men who pretend to be black (Justin Timberlake), to men who are actually blacker than black, like Djimon (who shafted Cameron for Kimora Lee..I would too.. considering that she's so much hotter and smarter), to Tyrese Gibson. Her and Tyrese make out in public, but claim that they aren't dating. It just doesn't make sense to me. If you're going to be slutty, do it in PRIVATE! Justin Timberlake on the other hand, has been seen with Scarlett Johansson (who I think looks like a retard) and Jessica Biel (who is possibly one of the hottest women ever).  
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Say Cheese!
2007-03-06 15:39:02
I think this is the most attractive picture of Foxy Brown that I've ever seen. CLEARLY, she was ready for the picture. This is the new look that's in for Spring. It's called the DONKEY from Shrek look.
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Jossica
2007-03-06 15:39:02
It's not brand new news that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating. Why she would leave Nick Lachey still doesn't make sense to me, but the new question is, who takes longer to get ready: Jessica, or John. I'm putting my money on John, even though he may take longer, she still looks better than him. He's so ass-ugly. What do you see in him Jessica? His music sucks too, I guess sucky music is one thing they have in common. I used to love Jessica Simpson, but now I just think she looks like a pretty drag queen. Go back to Nick, Jessica!
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Britney?s Suicide Attempt
2007-03-06 15:39:02
Apparently Britney Spears tried killing herself while she was in rehab. I don't know how true it is, but I'm not surprised if it's true. Normally I would relate the word dumb with Britney Spears, but now… I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for her, just a little bit. The News of the World source: "[Britney Spears] is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!' The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening." Friend of Britney: "Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph: "She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these fals...
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The Next American Idol?
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Antonella Barbra has been stirring up a lot of contreversy lately. It has been reported by AOL Search that yestarday Antonella Barbra was searched for more than the most-looked-for people in internet history: Britney Spears. So why is everyone talking about Antonella? Sexually explicit pictures of her are appearing all over the internet. There is even a site dedicated to her trashy pictures: antonellabarbrapix.com. Regardless of all the contreversy, America n Idol producers haven't done aything against her as a consequence. Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe says that he hasn't come across these pictures. ‘’We have really good background checks on everybody, and we deal with that every season,'’ he says. ‘’It’s sad, isn’t it, that your best friends are the ones that come forward with information that will go to Smoking Gun or put your photographs on the web?'’ All in all, Antonella Barbra has what it takes to be ...
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Just Jump
2007-03-03 03:36:01
"I try to see the good in life, but good things in life are hard to find" - Chris Daughtry I'm sitting here, wondering what the hell I'm doing. The same question keeps running through my head. Why did I leave home? Why did I leave everyone who loves me, for a city that doesn't care if I died? For my career? but is my career worth my life? Nobody gives a rat's ass about me here. Nobody. Not one person. Only me. I guess that's what you call independence. We all need somebody to show us at least a little bit of love, though. I don't know anyone. I don't know anything. I don't know my way around. I don't have a phone. I don't have anything, but me. As I sit here, I keep staring at the balcony.. I keep getting this voice in my head that tells me to go out there and jump. It keeps saying that I'll be free from the mental torment if I just do it. "Just jump", it keeps saying. It won't stop. Make it stop. "Nobody l...
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Like a Virgin
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Madonna has banned her 10 year old daughter from dating until she’s 18. Madonna. Yes, you aren’t reading wrong. Madonna, the woman who sluttified most of the women in the world, has banned her own daughter from dating. Funny how she’ll pollute the minds of young girls all around by kissing Britney Spears in public and being lesbianish with her in videos, but when it comes to her own children, she’ll dictate. I don’t get it. Whatever, man, she looks hot in this picture though. This is the first hot picture of Madonna that I’ve ever seen. Besides this picture, she normally looks like a rag doll/scarecrow/ew. I hate her so much that I like her.
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Anna?s House for Sale
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Anna Nicole's house is up for sale for a cool $10 million. The house will to the highest bidder. Apparently there is "a good and marketable title to that property… " and there is, "a duly executed and stamped conveyance in your favour." Any bidders?
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Racy-Idol?
2007-03-03 03:36:01
There's all this controversy going around about Antonella Barba. Why? Because she posed scandalous for some pictures? Why do we even care? Don't act like none of us have done it ourselves. We're all just hating on her because she's on American Idol . Apparently, some of the pictures of her are fakes, and the picture with her covered in rose petals are the real ones that she made for her long-time boyfriend. Antonellabarbrapix.com, features some of these infamous pictures. What I don't get is why everyone is exposing her inner slut. Imagine how this girl must feel, doing a gesture for her boyfriend and then having all her goodies shown to millions of people worldwide. Everyone can critisize her all they want for being slut-alicious, but man, you're just as worse for looking at her pictures and getting all caught up in exposing the girl. We've all done something stupid at one time or another, poor girl, next time she tries to make her man happy, I b...

Ms. Tempermental
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Who wouldda thought that Naomi Campbell wasn't the nicest person in the world? Who in their right mind would think that she'd throw a cell phone at a person, over a pair of missing jeans? Naomi Campbell is not stuck up, NOTTTTTTTTT (as Borat would say). Recently, she talked to extra she claimed that she regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with a cell phone, and her reason for doing it was because of "tiredness, lack of sleep, among many other things". Shut up, liar. If I was tired, I would'nt have the energy to throw a cell phone at someone! NAOMI, the reason you did it, is because you're a superficial bitch. Oh, and Tyra is better than you.
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Antonella Barb-wire?
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Okay, so, I like talking about this. Maybe I'm just like the rest of ya'll and I like talking shit about people for no reason just to make myself feel a little better. I said MAYBE. Here's the latest on Antonella Barba: She's still a slut. So what if the nude pictures are fake, it's still fun to be a hater. She's just a young girl who enjoys doing stupid shit to get the attention of boys, aka, perverts. These pictures are real. Yes, this is her. Don't act like you haven't done any of this crap. I haven't. Only because I'm a hater in every way possible. Girls, I KNOW you're going to go search for her, whether you admit it or not. We're all shallow little bitches on the inside, don't worry, I'm secretly like that too. Boys, I KNOW you're going to go search for her, whether you admit it or not. You're all perverts. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. If you are a man, you are a pervert. End of story. Here are some pictures for y...
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Antonella Barbra?s $100 Giveaway!
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Here is your chance to win $100. You’re probably thinking, “big deal, a hundred bucks.” Okay, so a $100 dollars isn’t a lot, but it can probably pay for your cellphone bill. So why am I giving away $100 dollars? No, it’s not from the kindness of my heart, In case you’re wondering. To be honest, its a simple advertising expense. The idea is for you to sign up as a subscribier to this site; and hopefully, if you didn’t just sign up for the money, you’ll be a returning visitor. Now the important part: How do you get your $100? There are two steps: Sign-up as a memeber to this site. CLICK HERE to register. Vote on the poll below. YOU MUST REGISTER AS A MEMBER (BEFORE YOU VOTE) TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE PRIZE Will Antonella Barba be the next American Idol? Yes No View Results  Loading … There will be a random draw at the conclusion of this season’s American Idol. The members who made the right guess will be ent...
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Cameron and Djimon?
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Has Cameron gotten over Justin Timberlake?  Yeah, man. Rumor has it that Cameron Diaz is "seeing" Djimon Hounsou. Apparently, they both looked happy as they performed some lip-on-lip action, as Djimon followed her everywhere. Now, to me, it seems that Djimon would be happy REGARDLESS, since he is probably getting some ass, and as for Cameron, I think she's using him to get back at Justin. Now y'all probably going to ask me how she'd get back at Justin by dating Djimon. All I can say is, we all KNOW what they say about black men below the border ;-). Anyways, it's been said that while at a club, they were both seen dancing really close, with their bodies pressed one another, AND, when they were leaving, Djimon tried to cover his face with his hat. Smart move on his part, because nobodies going to notice his big ass under his hat. Cameron's reps are denying any "hooking up". Celebrities LIE.
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Ms.Keys
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Tell me what Alicia Keys is doing fashionably wrong in this picture? Nothing. She is definitly KILLING it on the trends. Let's start with her bowl bangs (that's what I call them), they're THE bangs to have, man, all the runways are rockin' them. They look FABULOUS on her might I add (I got the same haircut and I cried for a whole day), SO, please be warned that these bangs don't work on all people (even though I am super hot). Anyways, getting back to what I was talking about. I'm glad Alicia got rid of her whole gangster braids and is giving in to the power of fashion. From head to toe, Alicia Keys is representing every thing that is RIGHT in fashion: The electric blue dress, leggings and even the gold bangles! She should give her stylist a raise, or a high five. I loves it.

Brit?s Headshave
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Here's a video of Britney's bowling ball head.   AND, why did she do it, because she's tired of people touching her. Great. Okay, so, this is why she really shaved her head. Please be warned that there are outrageous amounts of stupidity in this video. So much that it could even lower your intelligence a little. In conclusion, Britney Spears is an idiot. She needs to stop smoking weed, since she's so naturally dumb. What the hell was she thinking?
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Is that Britney or Justin?
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Don't be fooled. YES, that is Britney Spears, spotted at an LA tattoo parlor. Apparently, she still isn't over Just in Timberlake, so instead of getting him back, she decided that she'd just look like him instead.   Remember the days when Britney Spears was a "virgin"? The days when she was in pigtails singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time". I think somebody took that song a little too seriously and ACTUALLY hit her on the head. Maybe that could explain why she's so ridiculously STUPID. If marrying a dirty hick, having two of his babies, and then divorcing the dirty hick wasn't enough, Britney had to capture the headlines again, as an imitation Justin . What was going through her head when she made this decision? It's not like she could donate her nasty straw hair to a charity or anything, so what really was the cause of this horrendous make-over? Did she just wake up one day and decide, HEY, I'm going to get a new tattoo. OH, a...
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CHEATER!
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be the most physically perfect two human beings that God has ever made. Oh and how cute, they're dating and have mated to create an offspring of genetic perfection. Besides looks, Brad Pitt is a cheater, and Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking slut. It seems to me as though everyone has forgotten that in their little obsession with BRANGELINA. Brad Pitt was MARRIED to Jennifer Aniston when Angelina and Brad hooked up. That's called cheating. How come everyone was so excited about BRANGELINA, but forgot that poor Jennifer Aniston got CHEATED on? How come everyone has all these issues with cheating JERKS like Bill Clinton, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, etc. etc, But when it comes to perfect Brad and Angelina, nobody says a thing, except for, HOW PERFECT! Maybe nobody cared to notice that Brad and Angelina were being sneaky cheaters, sin ce Angelina is Ms.UN, and smoking hot, and Brad, is just hot. Whatevo, man....
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Superwaddle
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Tyra Banks, now retired, was one of the world's most renowed supermodels. Having the body of a goddess, the face to match, Tyra ran multiple covers of magazines and was one of the Victoria Secret Angels. Now, retired, the supermodel, has turned into a superwaddle. Everyone is so caught up with how Tyra Banks put on a couple pounds. So what if she weighs 160 pounds? She's 33! She's RETIRED people. She's paid her dues. She's worked her ass off. If she doesn't enjoy life now, when will she? The media blows things up bigger than suicide bombers in Iraq. Look at this picture. Would anyone look good at this angle? or holding a face like that? Let the woman enjoy her life, dammit! She's a woman. She's being NORMAL. She's HEALTHY. Look at all the supermodels in the world. Do they even have flesh? To me, they all look like a skeleton that's covered in a very fine layer of skin. Tyra looks good. Now, she looks like the average AMERICAN WO...
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Barbie Loves MAC
2007-03-03 03:36:01
The new collection at MAC is inpired by the plastic perfection that is BARBIE. The models in the picture look gorgeous, but MAC's looks are way too over the top for the everyday woman. Although the look is very beautiful, it is not realistic for the real world. This is waaay too much make-up people! Please DO NOT wear this type of make-up out in the daytime. This is an evening look. This is a look for those going to an extravagent party. Wear this to a club, and it'll melt off! For a more suttle version of this look, keep the green on the lid of the eye (and on the dropshadow [your bottom 'lid']), and the brown in the crease. Apply a natural highlight under the brow, instead of the pink used in the picture. Then line your eye with a black liner. Keep the rest of the look the same by sweeping pink blush over the apples of your cheeks and applying pink gloss over your lips. Don't forget to line your lips first! For the exact products used in this picture...
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I Pity The Foo!
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Gold is SOO in for spring this year! Gold accessories are showing up on celebrities all over the red carpet, as we can see on Drew Barrymore. HOWEVER, it seems as though she turned into quite the Gold Digger, ha ha no pun intended, by OVER accessorizing. Gold earrings, gold rings, and chunky gold bangles on both arms, oh my! If she toned down the gold just a smijid, this look would be absolutly stunning. Remember, gold is in, Mr.T, is not. It's okay, we all make mistakes, as for now, I give her a high five for pulling a fashion DO! I'm loving her transformation, she's come a really long way since ET phoned home.
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Nausea, Heartburn, Indegestion!
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Seriously now, what's wrong with Britney? Why does she keep making such horrible decisions when it comes to fashion! Is her mom dressing her? My mom used to dress me like this in Kindergarten, but that's only because CAREBEARS were cool back then. Anyways, Britney Spears is donning the 'Bottle of Pepto Bismol' look. I seriously get "nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset, stomach, diarrhea" when i look at her. Fine, maybe I watch a little too much TV. But that's exactly how I feel when I look at this picture. This girl needs a lot of help. I hope nobody follows in her fashion footsteps. I understand that it's cold out sometimes, but really now, not even my Grandma looks like this. I really hope the old Britney makes a comeback and starts looking at least close to decent. I give this look a fresh backhand for being so ugly.
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This Just In: Gone Hollywood is a retard
2007-03-03 03:36:01
Okay, this really got to me. Gone Holly wood is wondering how Kate Moss keeps up with her figure. HOW DO YOU THINK, IDIOT? 1. don't feed models2. crack. is. whack.3. seriously, man. Some people are just so DUMB. It should be illegal to be that stupid. There should be laws or something. The REAL question is, how the hell does OPRAH keep up with her figure? Now for a woman who should naturally have some junk in the trunk, she looking hella good. Props, O. Kate, please get a face life, and a shower once in a while would be nice, thanks. Oh, p.s., you're boyfriend looks like he got beat up with a tennis racket. You two are great together. double p.s., please don't mind Kate's shoes in this picture, obviously, there was a gianormic flood that she had to pass through, so she had to do everything necessary to prevent her barely there legs from getting wet.
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Hobo in SoHo
2007-03-03 03:36:01
I am completely speechless when I look at this picture. For someone who owns a very successful fashion line, Mary Kate Olsen looks like she was sitting outside the subway begging for change. Tight's are so in, but not when you look like a lamp. Mary Kate was seen trying to blend in with the hobo crowd in New York, by walking the streets of SoHo in this NASTY attire.   Gah, ugliest shoes I've ever seen. That's all I can say.
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Bloomers
2007-03-03 03:36:01
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Sienna Miller without her pants. Apparently, the whole Superman look is really in for spring. I'd rather not wear my underwear over my pants, simply because I don't wish to look like a giant baby in public. Even though it's really hot for spring, my advice for all you fashionistas, keep your underwear, UNDER your clothes (that's why it's called UNDERwear). Please. It's not nice. It's so ugly it should be illegal. Nacho Libre would be very proud of this look, but I am NOT impressed.
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