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Hillary: "When you get to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra
2008-05-07 20:31:00
Hillary "will drop out by June 15th." Lawrence O'Donnell Huff Post Three days ago the fickle media were in the throes of Hillary orgasms. Today: Clinton shill George Stephanopoulos "This nomination fight is over."Tim Russert - "We now know who the Democratic nominee will be." David Gergen - "I think the Clinton people know the game is almost up." Matt Lauer: "Good morning, is it over?" IHTFormer Wash Post political guru Thomas Edsall now at the Huff Post: "Hillary Clinton, who for seven weeks has crawled, kicked and bitten her way back into contention, suffered a blow on Tuesday, halting the momentum behind her bid for the nomination just when she had begun to regain credibility. In the universe of political clichés, she is on life support, her oxygen choked off, her knees buckling, unable to stanch the bleeding, down for an eight count, on the ropes, praying for the bell to ring, desperate to get her wind back."Dem disaster John Kerry - an Obama pimp - blamed Rush Limbaugh for ta...
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Bill Maher Sleeps With The Dishes
2008-05-07 17:57:00
The HBO comedy perv with a penchant for busty strippers forgets the chicks he sleeps with - but the girls don't forget him. NYP Page Six
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Media Buzzzz
2008-05-07 17:15:00
NYDN's Richard Huff throws ice water on wacko former prosecutor and Fox Tee Vee talking head Jeanine Pirro's foray into the lucrative land of TV judges. "Many Judge, But Judy Rules."Howard Stern rules satellite radio. David Hinckley NYDNStern's nemesis, Don Ho, is just trying to stay employed through his charity pimp. Hinckley: When Don Imus launches his annual charity radiothon tomorrow, he has at least two specific goals: 1) raise a lot of money and 2) stay employed for the radiothon's full two days. Last year he met only one of those goals. He was fired from WFAN after the first day, as a result of the unrelated firestorm over his earlier comments on the Rutgers women's basketball team.
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Hillary: McQuit!
2008-05-07 17:03:00
Former Dem prez contenda George McGovern tells Hillary to bag it. He's now backing Barack. Here's McGovern a month ago: "I don't think she should drop out. She should stay through the primaries, see how they come out after that... I see no move to call it off until the primaries are over." Argus Leader

Dan Rather: "When the going gets weird, anchormen punt."
2008-05-07 16:54:00
Delusional Gunga Dan Rather files another lawsuit against CBS for screwing him out of other gigs. "Too hot to handle." "Too much baggage." Hollywood Reporter CBS sniffs: "He will fail." Dan ended up in media Siberia at HDNet...
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Babs Babbling Brooke
2008-05-07 16:41:00
Babs Walters confesses "I lied" to cover Star Jones's formerly fat ass. Don Kaplan NYP Walters's "confession" of her affair with married black Senator Ed Brooke to pimp her autobiography isn't a revelation. What happens on The Hill doesn't always stay on The Hill... Page Six WaPo's Howard Kurtz looks at Babs's illustrious career. At risk of redundancy: Enquiring minds (mine) want to know if Babs had a fling with Fidel...
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Hillary's Flaccid Political Muscle
2008-05-07 15:53:00
Hillary's henchmen stranded on Fantasy Island. In a conference call this a.m. pimp Howard Wolfson still spinning Obama is unelectable. Hillary will continue to dip into Bill Clinton's ill-gotten corrupt foreign millions to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic...Katie Couric flexes her atrophying muscles calling Indiana for Hillary at 8:09 p.m. last night. Fishbowl DC NYT I did hear she's a nail-biter... The cable Tee Vee talking heads waited until 1:09 a.m. NBC's Tim Russert branded Obama the Dem nominee at 12:11 p.m. Howard Kurtz Wash PostThe biggest loser: John Edwards for sitting on the fence and not endorsing Obama. He's no longer a playa.The second biggest loser: John McCain. He got only a quarter of Repub votes in both Indiana and NC voted for him. "GOP Leaders Warn Of Election Disaster" PoliticoThe third biggest losers: Bombastic Tee Vee blowhards in the business of predicting the news and not reporting it. "[At] MSNBC's 'Race for the White House With David Gregor...
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Hillary Clinton Owes Herself $6 Million
2008-05-07 14:41:00
"Toast!" NY Post cover. MSNBC "Morning Joe" Scarborough snipes to NBC's Brian Williams (BriWi brought up the headline) this a.m: "What's Rupert Murdoch going to say when she's Senate majority leader?" Read Bubba's body language (right). HE knows she's toast. Hillary 's toast in six million ways: She borrowed $6.4 million from herself. Mark Halperin TIME mag The Page Nobody in their right mind would donate $$$ to a loser. Hillary had her tin cup out last night in her speech pimping for dollars. But she's soldiering on "full speed ahead" to the WH, campaigning today in West Virginia. Hillary henchman Howard Wolfson tells MSNBC's Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski his boss is prepared to tap into her vast wealth to continue the campaign. In the aggregate Hillary's loaned her campaign nearly $11.5 mil. Howard Wolfson's end game is hollow and grating even to Mika and Joe. Hmmm. When talking heads murmur "hmmmm" they're so over the spin. Politico's Mike Allen has a roundup of the ...
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Hillary: The Party's Over
2008-05-07 05:41:00
Hillary's canceled her appearances on all the morning Tee Vee shows. With good reason. The Clinton Machine had better dig up more dirt on Barack that sticks. They almost had him with Reverend Wright. Posthaste. "As the clock ticks down, that more and superdelegates will begin considering her chances remote and decide that it is time for the contest to end." NYT "I hope you're proud of yourself," bellows MSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews. "Yourself" would be Operation Chaos Commander-In-Chief Rush Limbaugh who should "carry this the the rest of your life." Voters cut off Hillary's newly grown testicles and stuffed them in the same formaldehyde jar with Rush Limbaugh's where they can experience Rush's Hillary crush through all eternity. If Hillary wins in Indiana, Rush will take credit for dispatching his Hillary-voting dittoheads. Obama creamed Hillary in NC; may even blow her away in Indiana. Stunning news for the Obama campaign with a "talking points" memo from Tuesday: "There rea...
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Weather Channel: Different Stokes For Different Folks
2008-05-07 01:50:00
Weather Channel bigwigs tried to keep the lid on a sexual harassment arbitration finding in favor of the harassee, Hillary Andrews. But The Smoking Gun has the goods. TMZHe yelled. He bullied. He cornered her. He struck her on the arm.And that was the previous weatherbabe trapped on-air with the popular high-rated weatherpsycho Bob Stokes. When she complained, management sent her to the equivalent of Siberia - overnights. The Weather Channel brass protected Stokes by ignored the lady's complaints which "emboldened him" for her replacement: Hillary Andrews. A sexually stoked Stokes: "Will you lick my swizzle stick?"It tortures me when you wear those high heels." He followed her into the women's dressing room.Leered at her chest. Obsessed, scorned Stokes sabotaged Andrews on the air and more. Again the Weather Channel backed Stokes by not renewing Hillary's contract and sticking her on the overnight shift while the contract clock ran out. The serial sexual psycho Stokes was blown o...
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Obama Wins North Carolina
2008-05-07 01:36:00
Obama races past the checkered flag in North Carolina . ABC NewsNBC jumps the gun and calls it at 8 p.m. flat.
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Factor This
2008-05-06 23:55:00
TV By The Numbers: Hillary did wonders for Bill O’Reilly’s The O’Reilly Factor on Fox News, and last Wednesday’s airing made the top 20 at #19. And it doesn’t matter how badly the yellow and porous one beats up on Bill O., we’re sure none of that is going to keep him humble. Though when he thinks about losing to the Britney’s pregnant as jailbait little sister, Jamie Lynn, it still must sting a little bit. Of course the chances that he ever thinks about that are: ZERO! Comes this ass-kissing after Fox & Friends Steve Doocy sent up a giant PR company on air for for offering free de-lousing for Fox News green room guests who were in the house when the Fox was crawling with bedbugs: E-mail from PR marketing honcho to Gawker It seemed like a good idea at the time. Sometimes the commitment to generate publicity can get an agency in trouble. As you noted in your post, one of our more aggressive marcom specialists at Fleishman-Hillard developed a news release for a client...

Hillary: I'm Your Vehicle, Baby
2008-05-06 22:34:00
Hillary hauls "testidular fortitude" to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway today and injects racing terms into her speech with embarrassing overkill. Wash Post Examiner"That we need to get on the track in America"... "If you want to go forward, you put it in D. If you want to go backward, you put it in R." There is no reverse gear in racing cars... Put it in D for dumb.
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NBC News: Murder She Wrote
2008-05-06 22:03:00
NBC News is not smarter than a 5th grader. Quinn the Eskimo sez: There are no waddling penguins at the North Pole. The UK teenage girl interviewee's worst fears plodding through the Arctic snow were a) shedding the multiple layers to go to "the loo", b) wanting to give polar bears a hug after learning how to shoot. Brian Williams, NBC News, reporter Michelle Kosinski, and a murder of producers (it's a "murder of penguins") committed news suicide by inserting penguins into Kosinski's piece. See it before NBC excised the penguins :29 in. Breitbart vidEven the polar bear is embarrassed...
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Pull-itico
2008-05-02 15:49:00
Jossip: Have Politico .com?s plans for a TV show run aground? The paper-website combo, owned by Allbritton Communications and headed by ex-WaPo reporters Jim VandeHei and John Harris, was rumored to be scrounging together television talent with the hopes of launching a weekly gab fest a la Meet The Press and Fox News Sunday. But the whole project is now on hiatus, according to industry sheet FTVLive
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Hillary's Rage Against The Machine
2008-05-02 15:42:00
And I'm not talking "complicated" gas station coffeemakers. Obama nails a second Clinton ex-Dem Nat Committee honcho superdelegate. "We're about to find out just how patient Democrats can be with a race that's showing signs of shredding the party." ABC News
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The Irrelevancy Of MSNBC
2008-05-02 14:40:00
Bill O'Reilly killed with Hillary. 3.7 mil viewers - a million more than usual. NYP PoliticoMSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews: The NYT is missing the politics (of Fox News and Hillary). NYT Paranoid Matthews divines a Fox conspiracy: polarizing Hillary rather than bland McCain = ratings and more conservative howling. One word: Ha!!!!!!Apparently the begrudging admiration wore off overnight as MSNBC's "Morning Joe" today supered a Hillary/O'Reilly segment with "Bill-O" - Keith Olbermann's moniker for his arch rival. Jealousy. Olbermann's "Faux News" is legitimized by liberals. MSNBC is the green-eyed monster spinning rationalizations like cornered politicians. "When they get it right on Fox, it is cause for a celebration," snipes wussy Dan Abrams. NewsBusters vid Democratic bigwigs, heretofore fearful of entering the Fox den, discover it's not like the apocryphal tale about the guy who took in the snake only to be bitten: "You knew I was a snake before you let me in." Brian Stelter...

Hillary: Bag It
2008-05-01 00:39:00
Hillary caught in another Bosnia sniper fire-esque fib. McClatchey News The formerly presumptive Dem nominee floats in a parallel universe unseen by Republicans gearing up for the McCain /Obama November election. Politico Disregard what they crow publicly. Dem congressional "superdelegates" already in the bag for Obama. Politico
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You're Pulling My Pfleg!
2008-05-01 00:27:00
EXCLUSIVE! Chicago Tee Vee reporter finds a pastor - Father Michael Pfleger claiming both Obama and Jeremiah Wright talked to him, ostensibly for "spiritual guidance" during Wright's three-day TV rant. Jay Levine WCBS2: "He counseled Obama Tuesday morning, and while CBS 2 talked to him Tuesday evening, Rev. Wright called his cell phone." Pastor: "I don't think he had any intention to hurt Barack. He loves Barack."I think the pain and the moment took over." Levine: That moment was in a place Pfleger called "a lion's den" ? The National Press Club. WCBS2 "Pastor vs Pol: Did Wright Mean To Hurt Obama?' I get it! God told Wright to enter the "lion's den"...
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Jon Stewart Sucks
2008-05-01 00:16:00
Jon Stewart : "I'm stunned that this is such a big story. I'm actually stunned. Don't you think?"Newt Gingrich (ire of Newt): "Are you stunned-stunned, or just a little stunned?"Jon: "I?m really stunned."Newt: "Really stunned?" "The Daily Show " comedian trying to get Newt to admit the media frenzy over Obama's Rev. Jeremiah Wright is "silliness." News Busters
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Hillary & Obama: Close, But No Cigar
2008-05-01 00:06:00
"When you call yourself a "dittohead," it seems to me you've already defined yourself as someone who is, uh, let's put it this way?manipulable." MSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews speculating over the effect Rush Limbaugh's "Operation Chaos" will have on Tuesday's primaries. Limbaugh's mission? To get his listeners to switch and vote Hillary and thus render the Dem party in chaos all the way up to the Denver convention - and beyond. NewsBusters vid
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Yes, But They Never Have Sex
2008-04-30 23:52:00
A British newspaper is dicking around with American media and political establishment by releasing a list of the top 50 U.S. political pundits - nine at a time. Day Two in the news cycle string-a-long. UK TelegraphWhat do they know, anyway?
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Chris Matthews: Exit Stage Left
2008-04-29 23:02:00
"MSNBC head Phil Griffin has been pushing for Matthews ? exit for months." Jossip BiophilliaWaiting in the wings? David Gregory, NBC WH correspondent and new MSNBC talking head annointed with his own show "Race For The White House." Griffin wasn't amused when Jossip ran with an obviously NBC in-house-leaked item about Gregory upbraiding a DC waitress. The Hansel and Gretel breadcrumbs point to - (fill-in-the-blank)See "NBC: Snakes On The Wane" 4-18-08 "Star Of David" 4-14-08
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Hillary: Factor This!
2008-04-29 22:54:00
Hillary ventures into vast right-wing conspiracy enemy territory appearing on Bill O 'Reilly 's Fox Tee Vee show Wednesday and Thursday nights. Bill O'Reilly Johnny Dollar's Place has audio from Bill's radio show today.
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Roger Rabbit
2008-04-29 22:35:00
Roger Clemens scored a home run with country singer Mindy McCready. Mindy confirms she met Roger at age 15 at a bar where she was singing. NYDN Clemens was 28, married with two children ... Roger's flack denies there was ever any sex...
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Castrated Obama Miracle! Grows Balls!
2008-04-29 22:09:00
"I am outraged by the comments that were made and saddened by the spectacle that we saw yesterday." Barack Obama finally has the balls to do the Wright thing. Obama's "appalled." "Offended." Politico NYDN NYT NYP Wash PostTo employ the hackneyed trite phrase, Obama should've "thrown" Judas Wright "under the bus" right out of the gate. Maybe too late now...Rush Limbaugh: "Obama gave a stumbling press conference... Rev. Jeremiah Wright has been saying these things for 20 years. He said nothing new in the past few days. Yet Obama now tosses him off the planet, purely for political reasons. This is not a new politician. This is inexperience."
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CBS Evening News: Limbo Rock
2008-04-29 21:56:00
Sally Quinn's garden party to "cheer up" Katie Couric Sunday during the WH correpondents' DC "prom weekend" offset by the CBS News ratings limbo rock: How low can you go? "CBS Evening News" numbers hit an all-time low last week, beating out the previous record set the week before. Brian Stelter TV Decoder NYTBut it's all right now, I learned my lesson well. You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself... Rick Nelson's "Garden Party".
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Chris Matthews: The Mouth That Bored
2008-04-29 17:46:00
The NY Sun trumpets what we already know: MSNBC blowhard and obvious Obama pimp Chris Matthews is running for the Senate. Big effing deal... Just get him off the air. The only thing running right now is his mouth...If Hillary wins, Matthews has no political future - not that he has one anyway. Creepy former Clinton DNC head and Hillary shill Terry McAuliffe dubs Matthews "delusional." TV Newser
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Actor's Tongue Impales NAB Babe
2008-04-29 17:16:00
Dead woman walking: Tim Robbins executes NAB executrix. B&C
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Lines Of Fire
2008-04-29 16:28:00
Hillary, Obama, McCain four years into the Oval Office. Obama's hit the mark in four days... Huff Post
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