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A Helpful Tip From Miss TLC
2007-11-12 14:30:00
Don't get on the train when you are THIS (see pic above) tired.Seriously.All you end up doing is snoring loudly, resting your head on a stranger's shoulder, drooling on yourself, or falling off the seat like this here person did.
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Want To Shop, Sight-see & Have Lunch @ The Same Time?
2007-11-12 14:20:00
Well my parents put me onto Fairway in Red Hook, Brooklyn for all of the above. First off, it's a regular supermarket (which is part of a chain, so you may have been to the other ones on 74th or 125th in Manhattan or other parts of the country). But secondly, it's a food spot because there is a full sandwich spot/coffee bar/deli/pizzeria/etc. in the back serving hot food (which is actually really good) all day. And THEN, there is a special area right by the food where you can park your cart (full of groceries), and go sit on the back porch to eat while overlooking the view of the Statue of Liberty, the watertaxis, and an old Smithsonian-esque cable car. Seriously. So it's a nice lil spot to check out during a weekend afternoon if you needed to get your grocery shopping done anyway.
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Cute Shoes
2007-11-12 14:16:00
These are an adorable pair that I wore on the last warm day of this year (which really wasn't that long ago). They are from Nine West, and I love the sailor element, and the vertical stripes on the inside of the shoe. I also like the fact that they are linen. (Feel free to search for "Hot Shoes " and/or "Cute Shoes" in the search bar at the very top to browse through other past posted shoes.)

My Take On Britney
2007-11-01 16:35:00
The blog-o-sphere is full of pointless celeb-worshipping, celeb-trashing, and fan-fighting. The reason I started The Wonderful World of Miss TLC in the first place was because I was sick of all the ass-kissing and ass-praising; the fashion put-downs coming from out-of-shape ugly folx who have never been invited to an A-list party in their lives; the musical criticism coming from those who have no talent whatsoever; and the boatloads of un-educated and un-knowing pointless bullshit out there. I think it's a good thing that blogs have risen to the level of popularity that they have. There are plenty of "regular" people out there who can do the job better than those who are doing it in the mags and newspapers, but they haven't been hired by The New York Times, or Vogue, or Us Weekly. However, when their posting becomes excessively negative, and the person who is typing the vitriol into their web publishing tools night and day doesn't have a solution, or even an intelligent take ...
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Another Hilarious SNL Digital Short
2007-10-24 22:01:00
This originally aired during the LeBron James season premiere episode September 29th, but it was also repeated this past Saturday. In case you haven't seen it... MISS TLC SAYS: I really don't know (a) where Andy Samberg comes up with this ish, and (b) how he keeps a straight face performing it.
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A HOT Halloween Party!
2007-10-24 21:43:00
Now you KNOW Miss TLC stays plugged in to all the hottest events around NYC. However, I don't always post about them, because (a) I can't guarantee what each one will be like beforehand, (b) I can't vouch for the people throwing the party, and/or (c) I don't like the place. But there's a Halloween party tomorrow night that passes ALL of my requirements. My good friend Mr. JD is one of the people behind the new Thursday night soirees at D'Or @ Amalia (below the Dream Hotel). #1 - The place is hot. #2 - JD only aligns himself with the classiest events. #3 - Last week's inaugural event was a huge success and so they've decided to do a costume party this week. Check it out...(The information on the bottom of the pass is not too clear so I am going to re-print below.)Doors open at 10pm...Guest list required, table reservations highly suggested.Please RSVP : DORTHURSDAYS@YAHOO.COMBrought to you by: Matthew Klein, AC Passarella , JD and Alex AnchettaD'OR 204 West 55th St.New York,...
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Chart Chat
2007-10-24 19:19:00
The top 20 albums this week...1. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN "MAGIC" 77,247units sold2. KID ROCK "ROCK N ROLL JESUS" 77,004 units sold3. RASCAL FLATTS "STILL FEELS GOOD" 70,494 units sold4. JOSH GROBAN "NOEL" 63,796units sold5. JIMMY EAT WORLD "CHASE THIS LIGHT" 62,267units sold6. REBA MCENTIRE "REBA DUETS" 58,923 units sold7. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 "SOUNDTRACK 57,184units sold8. SANTANA "ULTIMATE SANTANA" 56,475 units sold9. KANYE WEST "GRADUATION" 53,646 units sold10. COLBIE CAILLAT "COCO" 49,644 units sold11. ANGIE STONE "ART OF LOVE & WAR" 44,611 units sold12. KEYSHIA COLE "JUST LIKE YOU" 44,121 units sold13. MATCHBOX TWENTY "EXILE ON MAINSTREAM" 41,119 units sold14. SOULJA BOY "SOULJATELLEM.COM" 40,415 units sold15. JILL SCOTT "REAL THING: WORDS & SOUNDS V3" 38,293 units sold16. J. HOLIDAY "BACK OF MY LAC'" 34,978 units sold17. HANNAH MONTANA 2 "MEET MILEY C SOUNDTRACK" 34,364 units sold18. NICKELBACK "ALL THE RIGHT REASONS" 32,846 units sold19. SARA EVANS "GREATEST HITS" 30,985 units so...
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Whose House Is This??? Run's House!!!
2007-10-24 19:13:00
If you are a fan of the show "Run's House ", please note that the new season (Season 4) premieres on MTV this Thursday (10/25) night. You can watch the trailer below.

Foxy In Solitary
2007-10-24 19:08:00
From E! Online...Foxy in the Holeby Natalie FinnTue, 23 Oct 2007 08:58:06 PM PDTAt least Foxy Brown has been able to engage in her usual pastimes while behind bars.The Ill Na Na rapper was relegated to 76 days of solitary confinement on Oct. 16 after scuffling with another inmate and exhibiting behavioral issues at Rikers Island, where she's currently serving a year for probation violation.A spokesman for the New York City Department of Correction said that Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, got into a shoving match with another prisoner on Oct. 3 and had to be forcibly separated from the woman.Sources told the New York Post, which first reported Brown's change of venue, the inmates were on their way to the dining room in the jail's Rose M. Singer facility when the ladies got into it.Neither woman was injured, but apparently that was only the beginning for Brown. According to the Post, a day after her mealtime meltdown, Brown refused to take a mandatory drug test and was ve...
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What Are You Wearing?
2007-10-24 18:47:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Ok, the shirt isn't terrible. The problem was that the girl wearing it was like 12. No joke. She might not look like it in this pic, but believe me, I was there, and she was a PRE-teen. This is hella inappropriate for a young gal. Now I'm sure, if questioned about it, the chick could tell her mama it's just in reference to the Justin song. But we know it's not. Saying "I'm sexy in back" is just an invitation to look at your ass. Stop the madness.

How Could You Not See That Hole?
2007-10-18 17:58:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Really though. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT HOLE?!?!?!?!?! I understand them chicks is trained to keep their head up straight and focus on a point in the distance (I remember that from dance school... remember when you were being taught pirouettes and arabesques with that technique? lol), but peripheral vision works in an up and down fashion as well. Even if you are looking straight ahead, you should be able to gauge a LARGE GAPING HOLE in your path.
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Quick Question
2007-10-18 17:42:00
Is "The Hot Hammer" really a good name for a sandwich?(This is an actual snapshot from the menu of a cafe in the Hilton in Atlantic City, NJ.)
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Chart Chat
2007-10-18 16:19:00
As part of the new and improved additions to the site, I am now going to post the top 20 albums in Char t Chat (as opposed to just 10). So without further adieu...The top 20 albums this week...1. KID ROCK "ROCK N ROLL JESUS" 172,258 units sold2. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN "MAGIC" 132,796 units sold3. RASCAL FLATTS "STILL FEELS GOOD" 96,341 units sold4. LEANN RIMES "FAMILY" 74,214 units sold5. MATCHBOX TWENTY "EXILE ON MAINSTREAM" 71,605 units sold6. KANYE WEST "GRADUATION" 71,133 units sold7. REBA MCENTIRE "REBA DUETS 67,576 units sold8. SARA EVANS "GREATEST HITS" 66,485 units sold9. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 "SOUNDTRACK" 65,840 units sold10. JOSH GROBAN "NOEL" 63,971 units sold11. KEYSHIA COLE "JUST LIKE YOU" 52,646 units sold12. JENNIFER LOPEZ "BRAVE" 52,612 units sold13. ALTER BRIDGE "BLACKBIRD" 46,863 units sold14. ERIC CLAPTON "COMPLETE CLAPTON" 45,059 units sold15. SOULJA BOY "SOULJATELLEM.COM" 42,369 units sold16. COLBIE CAILLAT "COCO" 41,438 units sold17. FOO FIGHTERS "ECHOES SILENCE PAT...

Imagine Trick-or-Treating In This?
2007-10-18 06:28:00
So if you know me, you know I love Playboy. I love the way the brand has been built, I love the legend that Hugh Hefner has become, I love The Girls Next Door, I love the timeless logo, I love the books about the company and people involved, etc.However, I MUST say I laughed my ass off at a couple things I viewed in this month's Bunny Shop catalog (yes I get the catalog, I told you I loved Playboy). As you may or may not know, Playboy has its own line of Halloween costumes. Now for the most part, I like them. Usually Hef's girlfriends model the line for the website, catalog, and packaging. But there are a few that I haven't seen before. And um... I'm not really sure what kinda Halloween party you'd wear this one to...MISS TLC SAYS: I don't know about you, but I think they should take that one out of the "Halloween costumes" section and just keep it with the lingerie and bra/panty sets where it belongs.
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Love / Hate
2007-10-17 22:08:00
We here @ The Wonderful World Of Miss TLC......LOVE how the TV show "The Game" has kicked off their second season. The scenes between Derwin and Mel have been so realistic that I feel like I'm watching friends. When Mel first came to find out that Derwin cheated, her reaction towards Drew, and then towards Derwin was great. Afterwards, Derwin acted just like every other guy I know does when he wakes up and realizes he lost the best thing that happened to him. But the best part of the show is still Tasha Mack. Do your thing Wendy Raquel Robinson!HATE that Paris Hilton is turning a supposedly compassionate, charitable trip to Rwanda into a reality show. Sadly, we are not joking. You can read all about it here.LOVE the new South Beach Diet brand snack delight bars in Chocolate Raspberry. They taste just like the famous Joyva candy Jell Rings, but they are only 100 calories each, and are quite filling. Yum.HATE that "Sex and the City" was taken off the air @ 11:00 EST on chann...
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Another Celeb Lookalike
2007-10-17 21:01:00
Actress & sporadic pop singer Mandy Moore and trainwreck extraordinaire Britney Spears (only in her Allure magazine photo shoot)......
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Should We Really "Celebrate" These "Celebrities"???
2007-10-17 03:21:00
Houston, we have a problem (and I ain't talkin' Whitney).Celebrity nowadays is way too easy to come by, and the people who have been there for a while, and "seem" to have paid their dues, are losing their damn minds. Then there are those who don't seem to deserve their fame at all... because they have NO talent. Socialites, reality show stars, MySpace junkies, YouTube addicts, etc. are now just as popular as singers, actors, and entrepreneurs. It's a sad, sad world when people still try to get pics of Omarosa on the red carpet at award shows, and not of Lupe Fiasco (go ahead and say "who?"). Years and years ago, celebrities were held to certain morality standards. Studio contracts had a morality clause, which stated that the "star" would have to STAY OUT OF TROUBLE or else risk losing their job, and subsequently their money. Putting out sex tapes, checking in and out of rehab, being photographed with no panties on, and getting videotaped on drugs or out of control drunk wi...
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Britney Spears "Blackout": A Miss TLC Review
2007-10-16 22:15:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Don't buy this album.
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Two "Blue Magic"s
2007-10-16 21:32:00
Jay-Z released his REAL video for "Blue Magic ", the first track released off his "American Gangster" project, last week. I say REAL, because there was a promotional video circulating on the 'net last month that could also be construed as a video for the same song.This is the new "official" video:And this was the old "promotional" video:MISS TLC SAYS: Personally, I think the black & white one was hot. The new one is nice, but I think I favor the promotional one. Although, it's nice to see Jay actually rapping the track as well.
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What Are You Wearing?
2007-10-16 21:04:00
MISS TLC SAYS: The woman's pants said "Take Me Shopping". 'Nuff said.DISCLAIMER: Please know that all of this is said in jest. Faces and heads have been removed from the pictures in order to protect identities (kinda like the black line across the eyes thing you see in many fashion magazines...I'm just taking it a step further and being extra cautious...I am only critiquing the clothes, not the person). If by chance, you are the person in this pic and you want it removed, please contact me and I will do so immediately. :)

Futuresex/Loveshow: A (Very Late) Miss TLC Review
2007-10-16 19:21:00
One of the things I attended over the summer that I hadn't had a chance to write about until now was the Justin Timberlake "Futuresex/Loveshow". I actually attended the show that was taped for HBO back in mid-August at MSG in NYC (it aired Labor Day weekend). Therefore, many of you may have watched the exact show I went to on cable that holiday weekend, but I don't believe that watching live shows on TV have the same feel, and so I'm writing out my review anyway. (If someone stands in one place on a straight-edge stage, or does all of their choreography in one spot, then ok, maybe you can just stay home and watch it on TV. However, that was not the case here. Justin had an "in the round" stage [which you'll see in pictures below if you don't know what I'm talking about], and no matter how many cameras you have filming that kind of event, it just doesn't have the same affect when watching from the comfort of your own couch.)Also, I think a lot of the allure of live concert exp...
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TWWOMT Poll Wrap-Up
2007-10-15 23:00:00
The results of the latest The Wonderful World Of Miss TLC Poll are in............and clearly, my readers are just like me! LOL. Y'all love to drink, and I love you. (No, I am not promoting alcoholism smartasses, it's all in moderation.)Seriously though, I am kinda surprised that "Everything & Anything" won by a LANDSLIDE, but it definitely made me laugh. I, for one, always go for the champagne, but I am not averse to dirty martinis, Patron shots, margaritas, some beer, really good wine, Absolut vanilla and cokes, etc., etc... :)Either way, it was nice to see EVERY choice get at least one vote, but it was an EXTREME blowout by far. Due to this revelation about my fanbase, I am going to start publishing some drink recipes here and there for you all to enjoy. Thanks to all for voting.Anyhoo, the next one's about upcoming album releases so...BE SURE TO VOTE IN THE NEW THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MISS TLC POLL GOING LIVE TODAY!!!!!!
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Having A Hot Halloween
2007-10-15 21:57:00
This is an old article (from last year), but it's message is pertinent year after year...Sexy Halloween styles for girls frighten adultsBy James A. Fussell McClatchy NewspapersSunday, October 29, 2006 KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Halloween hasn?t changed much for boys: Gory get ups and monster masks still sell. But in the last few years costumes for girls have traded silly and sweet for skimpy and sexy.It?s gotten so bad, one mother on an Internet bulletin board suggested renaming the holiday Dress Like a Prostitute Day."That?s an awful thing to say," the woman wrote. "But that?s what some of these costumes look like to me."Look in costume shops and you?ll see what she means. They don?t sell scary witches so much as saucy witches. Costumes that once were merely daring now look more at home on Vegas showgirls. Outfits that were once "cool" are now "Hot! Hot! Hot!"Many blame pop culture. Racy television shows and music videos teem with images of teenage girls. Child beauty pageants feature qu...
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BE BACK SOON!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-28 17:49:00
We will be back the first week of October (next week). September was Miss TLC's birthday (and so being that she celebrates real big, she needed the whole month off - lol). PLEASE COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR ALL NEW POSTS. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.Love you all...~The Wonderful World Of Miss TLC
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Listen To Britney's New Single "Gimme More" Here
2007-08-31 16:48:00
MISS TLC SAYS: I actually really like it, and I think it will sound really good in the clubs. Also, she can do some really hot performances to this one. Too bad she's a trainwreck. :(
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What I Heard On The Train Today...
2007-08-30 18:47:00
Scene..."Q" train approaching the last stop - 57th Street. Crowd of people standing by the door ready to bolt off and head to work once it opens. Conversation...FIRST GIRL (a/k/a "Ms. Delusional): I mean, I don't even get what's so special about celebrities. I mean, big deal. Like they are supposedly SOOOO beautiful and everything??? SECOND GIRL (a/k/a "Ms. Kiss Ass"): Yeah, I know. Sometimes it is kinda silly. FIRST GIRL (a/k/a "Ms. Delusional"): I mean, I look at myself in the mirror and think "I am SO much prettier than like Demi Moore." I mean really. I look at a picture of her, and then I look back in the mirror, and I definitely think I'm prettier.SECOND GIRL (a/k/a "Ms. Kiss Ass"): Well yeah, I would say you were too.MISS TLC SAYS: She wasn't.
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Owen Wilson's Razor Blades?!?!?!?!?!
2007-08-30 18:40:00
This is really the most disgusting RIDICULOUS thing on Ebay right now (and yes, I have to say RIGHT now because there have been some crazy and disgusting things on there in the past)....TERRIBLEMISS TLC SAYS: Honestly people, GET A LIFE. And to Ebay: these kind people should be prosecuted for bad taste and absence of feelings. Not funny. :( MISS TLC SAYS (PS): I didn't even blog about Owen Wilson at all because I thought it was such a touchy and sensitive topic. However, a longtime reader and friend (Mr. JD) just sent this link to me and I had to say something about it.
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A Word From Miss TLC
2007-08-29 19:39:00
Dear Readers,I know I haven't been around much lately, and so I apologize for that. I have received many (MANY) emails inquiring about my scarce presence, and so I will explain some of the things I've been up to in some separate posts throughout the week. Things have been really busy (isn't that always the case with a true social butterfly?) and I've been taking a lot of meetings and trying to develop a lot of different business ventures at once so that I can perfect my global takeover sooner than later. :) Hopefully, if many of my ideas get off the ground within the next year, Miss TLC can become a huge force on the web, and in the stores after that. I love and appreciate you all, and hope you continue to visit The Wonderful World Of Miss TLC for a laugh, some news, some entertainment, and an educational spin on what's going on in our world. A LOT has happened in the last couple weeks, and I know the other popular bloggers have already talked it all to death. However, t...
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Me In A Cab
2007-08-29 19:30:00
MISS TLC SAYS: The Brooklyn Bridge is so beautiful. BROOKLYN STAND UP!!! :)MISS TLC SAYS: Does anyone even watch the Fuse network? I'm just sayin...

Kan-Tourage
2007-08-29 19:29:00
Many have you have asked about Kanye's appearance on "Entourage" this past Sunday. It was GREAT for him because it's major promotion right before the release of his impending album. Not only did he have a couple funny lines, but they also played a track off "Graduation" for about a minute and a half while the credits began to roll. For those who are wondering, it was "Good Life" featuring T-Pain, and it's definitely a nice breezy, upbeat track (which uses a nice slowed-down sample from one of my favorite Michael Jackson tracks of all time, "PYT" ([cuz you KNOW he shouts out TLC on that one!]}.You can listen to a good TV rip of it here: