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What Are You Wearing?
2007-08-29 16:30:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Let me explain. This woman (who looked about 60 years old) stood next to me on a Brooklyn street last weekend. I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES. Why you ask? Well those blue tights you see there, were TIGHTS. SEE THROUGH TIGHTS. They were NOT opaque, or meant to be worn like leggings AT ALL. Now that would be one thing if she was wearing a long tunic, or I don't know... SOMETHING TO COVER HER ASS...MISS TLC SAYS (cont.): ... but NOOOOOOOO. Her ass was out in all its glory for the world to see. I've circled her ass, in case you missed it. Terrible. Do people look in the mirror before they leave their house in the morning or not?DISCLAIMER: Please know that all of this is said in jest. Faces and heads have been removed from the pictures in order to protect identities (kinda like the black line across the eyes thing you see in many fashion magazines...I'm just taking it a step further and being extra cautious...I am only critiquing the clothes, not the person). ...

Beyonce's Boobs
2007-08-29 16:28:00
So last week, a clip surfaced of a Beyonce performance overseas where it seems she had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction. In reality, you couldn't see anything. And to prove my point, I've taken several screen shots from the moment in question and posted them below.You can see how grainy it all was, but that's besides the point. The point is... WHY IS THERE SUCH AN OBSESSION WITH NAKED CELEBRITIES NOWADAYS??? Chicks getting out of the car with the paparrazzi practically shoving the camera between their legs, starlets on the red carpet with loose tops experiencing nipple slips, guys and gals sunbathing nude, and costume mishaps on stage.WHOCARES???Honestly, most of them look just like you and I... well I look better, but that's besides the point. The point is, unless there is something grossly bizarre about said celebrity's naked body (i.e., Cisco Adler), then what is so fascinating about it at all? In this age of widely available sex tapes, and everyone and their mother posing...
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Hot Boots
2007-08-29 16:23:00
MISS TLC SAYS: This is kind of a combined "Hot Boots " and "Me In A Cab" feature because I snapped this pic IN a cab. Can't ya tell? ;) These are a cute lil ankle boot I picked up in a department store last winter. I especially liked them because (a) they have a 4 inch heel, and (b) they have a cute lil bow detail in the back.MISS TLC SAYS: It's kinda dark in this one, but hopefully you can see the bow. (Plus you can see how I cleverly worked the "TLC" into the picture as well... always representing.)

Chris Brown On Vibe
2007-08-29 16:11:00
Chris Brown on the cover of the new Vibe Magazine......um, you should all know by now that I LOVE me some Chris Brown, but ... they should've just left Barack on the cover for this month too. :)
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Chris Brown Filming His "Kiss Kiss" Video
2007-08-16 20:06:00
I know they are far away and blurry, but it's something. I love this song, and I love him. Awwww lil Chris sy Brown y. :)
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Looney Bird Lauryn
2007-08-08 18:46:00
I know after watching this recent interview with Lauryn Hill......fans everywhere were touting her lucid state, her impending "return", and her awareness of her past "issues". People everywhere were saying "she's normal after all!!!"...Then Lauryn performed for free in Brooklyn's Wingate Park on Monday night......and she ain't normal. I heard the show sucked too. Oh well.
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Best Week Ever's Take On Britney's New US Weekly Cover
2007-08-08 18:32:00
Counting The Reasons To Love The New Cover Of US Week ly We?re going to count the reasons to love the new cover of US Weekly . But before we do that, you need the backstory of what happened. Here?s the deal: This college kid you see on the cover was driving around at night with his friends. They happened upon Britney?s new video shoot and stopped to gawk. They were called in to be extras and Britney thought this guy looked bang-able, so she invited him back to her hotel pool after the shoot. Add a few drinks, take off a few tops, and next thing you know the dude?s totally making out with a single mother. Oh, and he definitely copped a feel. ?Honestly, we were hugging and kissing and I did feel her boobs and they felt great,? he told US. ?They definitely seem like they are real.? Yup, this guy touched mom boob! Boo-yah! OK, now on to counting the things that make this cover amazing:1. The headline ?My Twisted Night With Brit? Well, as we just covered above, basically all that happened ...

The Sexiest Video Out Right Now
2007-08-08 18:22:00
SOOOOOOO Miss TLC......and to tell you the truth, I didn't even like this song. NOW me likey better. :)
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Sad, Sad Girl
2007-08-08 17:57:00
Granted, The Sun exaggerates A LOT of their stories, but there are pictures here, and this one is not hard to believe.Here is the text from the article:Britney Spears romped in a pool with a complete stranger just hours after her music video meltdown.The pictures in today?s Sun Newspaper show the crazed singer pawing at student Mike Encinias soon after sobbing uncontrollably at the shoot for her new single.Onlookers watched in shock as Brit - who divorced KEVIN FEDERLINE days later - stripped at a hotel pool.Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel?s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.American Mike kept his trunks on as straggly-haired Brit - who had a 1999 hit with Crazy - groped him.Mike was an extra on the video shoot and says she later tried to seduce him in her hotel suite - while wearing nothing but a pair of pink pants.He said: ?I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink pant...
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Who Said It - Dick Cheney OR Phil Leotardo?
2007-08-08 17:39:00
Seriously! It's a quiz! You can take it here.
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Concert Alert
2007-08-08 17:38:00
One of the best, most energetic shows I went to last year was Common at Nokia Theater in Times Square. Lucky for all of you who missed it, Common will be BACK at the Nokia Theater THIS October and tickets go on sale Friday @ 12pm EST. Fresh off the release of his new album, Finding Forever, Common will perform on October 7th at one of my favorite NYC venues. You can buy the tix on Friday @ 12pm EST here.
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Don't Try To Direct DeNiro You Fool!
2007-08-08 17:30:00
Man, do I love that man :)
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In Case You Haven't Seen It...
2007-07-30 04:57:00
My favorite TV interview...... (for when I want to laugh my ass off)......PS - Listen to the last 10 seconds again in case you missed her shout-out to her network... good going Merry! LOL.
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Awwwwwwww Shiiiii (It's On & Poppin' Now)
2007-07-29 23:46:00
He got the cover of Vibe looking fresh ta death... lol...
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Say It With Pictures
2007-07-25 06:38:00
Some say a picture's worth a thousand words. Once again, I can pretty much sum these up in less than 20.WHO: Lauryn Hill. MISS TLC SAYS: Lauryn, Bootsy Collins called. He wants his clothes back.WHO: Usher posing with model.MISS TLC SAYS: I see you Tameka (Ursh's fiancee). Seriously, the soon-to-be Mrs. Raymond is CLEARLY ready to cut a bitch.WHO: Prince (on floor).MISS TLC SAYS: Watch your left hand there Prince. That will only make her want to attack you more. ;) WHO: Britney Spears.MISS TLC SAYS: Rhinestones and pearls don't dress up that outfit Brit. In fact, they make it worse.WHO: Lindsay Lohan.MISS TLC SAYS: Yes, yes. We already knew you loved coke. ;)
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Hot Shoes
2007-07-25 06:36:00
These are my faves... well one of my faves (lol). They are BCBG Girls and the detailing is sick. There is leopard print, pony hair, python leather trimming, and metallic accents all on one shoe... how could you go wrong? :)(Feel free to search for "Hot Shoes " in the search bar at the very top to browse through other past posted shoes.)

Another One Bites The Dust
2007-07-25 06:29:00
From NYTimes.com...After Positive Test, Team Quits Tour de France By EDWARD WYATTPublished: July 25, 2007PAU, France, July 24 ? Alexander Vinokourov, the Kazakh cyclist who was once considered a favorite to win the Tour de France, tested positive for the presence of foreign blood cells after the first of two recent stage victories and, along with his entire Astana team, withdrew from the Tour on Tuesday, further plunging the sport into a doping crisis that has eroded the legitimacy of its most prestigious event.Just weeks after Tour officials proclaimed this year?s race to be the start of a drug-free era, Vinokourov tested positive after his victory in the 13th stage Saturday. He was one of the most high-profile riders in the field, which was depleted from the start because many of the world?s top riders were embroiled in their own doping scandals and barred from participating.At a news conference Tuesday, a visibly angry Christian Prudhomme, the director of the Tour, said the ride...
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Reeeeeal Classy-Like
2007-07-25 06:22:00
Coco's latest "dress"...Britney's latest tirade...Click here to watch.
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R.I.P. Tammy Faye
2007-07-25 06:06:00
After catching a few episodes of Tammy on VH-1's The Surreal Life a few years ago, I instantly found a place in my heart for the overly made-up former televangelist. I never in a million years would've thought such a woman could affect me. But it goes to show you that you never can judge a book by its cover. I learned a lot from those few reality show episodes. Tammy girl had been through a lot, and she weathered the storm. Was everything she said true? Was she really innocent of all charges brought against her throughout the years? Who knows. But either way, her heart was big, and her love for ALL people was evident. In fact, I was so inspired by her rise against adversity that I actually bought her 2003 book "I Will Survive... And You Will Too!" out of pure curiosity and read it to find out more about the woman who was often criticized for her heavy use of mascara. It was a nice read. True, it was sometimes sappy, and there were times where you rolled your eyes as she...

Drew Scare Me
2007-07-25 05:48:00
From FoxNews...Genial comic Drew Carey was tapped Monday to replace silver-haired legend Bob Barker on the CBS daytime game show "The Price is Right." The deal was set Monday afternoon shortly before a taping of CBS' "Late Show" with David Letterman, where he confirmed it. WTF?!?!?!?!?As an avid Price Is Right fan, you KNOW I'm HELLA pissed about this one.ARETHEYSERIOUS?!?!?! Drew Carey is replacing Bob Barker?!?!?!? I honestly would've taken ANY of the other rumored candidates (Todd Newton, George Hamilton, John O'Hurley, even Rosie O'Donnell) over this tool. Wow. I don't know what they were thinking going in this direction. Drew is so dry, and likes to make controversial slightly-blue cracks. The drunk/high college students may get his brand of humor, but whatever is he going to say to the 85-year old grandmas from Nebraska???Oh well.

So Sad
2007-07-25 05:16:00
From CNN.com...Lucia Rae Morrison, fifth Minnesota sextuplet born last month, died Sunday MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- Only one of six babies born to a Minnesota couple last month was still alive Monday, and he remained in critical condition, hospital officials said.The fifth sextuplet, Lucia Rae Morrison, died Sunday, Children's Hospitals and Clinics said. Her death leaves one surviving son, Sylas, from the sextuplets born to Ryan and Brianna Morrison on June 10.Three of the sextuplets died within the first week of their birth. A fourth child died June 23.The Morrisons released a statement through the hospital thanking family and friends for support. No other information was released.The babies were born about 4½ months early. They ranged in size from 11 ounces to a little more than a pound.The Morrisons, both 24, spent more than a year trying to conceive before Brianna Morrison started taking fertility drugs, according to the couple's Web site.Their sextuplets were born le...

The Money Shot
2007-07-25 05:06:00
Dlisted has a great summary up (complete with pics) of a recent Forbes Magazine article on how much the big tabloids pay for celeb pics here.Here's my take...mags pay big money for pics ---> mag sells mucho copies w/promise of exclusive photos inside ---> mag makes back their money with room to spare ---> mag is now able to pay paparazzi for high-profile shots ---> paparazzi become highly competitive, desperate and rabid while stalking celebs since they are looking for the next big payoutIn other words, if we as a society boycotted these rags; and didn't care ONE BIT about pics of Brangelina's kids, or the Longoria/Parker wedding; then they'd eventually lose money from newsstand sales, and ads, and would be resigned to NOT pay for high profile shots. And if the paps weren't getting big money, then they wouldn't stalk and chase down the celebs for the "money shot" in the first place. And as much as they'd like to tell you that they hate the paparazzi, and the fact that they ...
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Naomi's Dunkin' Donuts Ad
2007-07-20 17:55:00
It was directed by Zach Braff...I hope he sat in the trailer and spoke to her only through a megaphone...cuz I would hate to see her flip on him for "directing" her to do anything... ;)
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Off 2 Miami
2007-07-13 09:29:00
FYI - Miss TLC is headed to South Beach in a few hours so I won't be around to post for a few days. I know I just got back after a long hiatus (due to the 4th of July holiday, another weekend away, and craziness at work) so I apologize and appreciate everyone who sticks by me during these busy times. I promise that I'll post a bunch as soon as I get back next week.Ciao,~Miss TLCPS - The MySpace was updated with some new pics and graphics recently so you can always go check that as well. http://www.myspace.com/theoriginalmisstlc Add me now for bulletin alerts when the site is updated!
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Boo Hoo 4 The Barkers
2007-07-13 09:21:00
TMZ.com is reporting that musician/fashion designer Travis Barker and model/actress/former pageant queen/former "Dancing With The Stars" contestant Shanna Moakler have broken up once again. The couple experienced the reality show curse (see: Jessica and Nick, Carmen and Dave, Britney and Kevin, etc.) after their MTV show Meet The Barkers went off the air last year. They divorced, but then subsequently reunited. However, now it seems they are over once again since TMZ caught Travis saying that he was about to "go get custody of his kids". And we all know that kinda talk means y'all aren't sleeping in the same bed no mo'. :( I'm sad about this one. I actually like those two crazy kids together.For the helluva it, I'm posting below a really cool pic that I love of Shanna. It's hella sexy, and I definitely think that Miss TLC is going to have to take some pics like this herself ASAP. Loves it! So me!

Concert Alert
2007-07-13 09:18:00
For the young R&B fans...ON SALE TOMORROW: Screamfest 2007 at Madison Square GardenAugust 22 Expected to be the ultimate concert of the summer, SCREAM TOUR, better known as SCREAMFEST 2007, brings the best of the best in the worlds or rap and R&B to rock the house "LIVE" for one unforgettable night. SCREAMFEST 2007 stars one of the hottest rappers of our time, two-time Grammy® award winning artist T.I., and its first female headliner ever, one of the most successful R&B stars of this era, Grammy® Award winning, multi-platinum selling entertainer Ciara. Both Ciara and T.I. continue to capitalize on their multi-platinum selling, award-winning successes. From music to movies, they both have emerged as two of the music industry's premiere power players. The concert will also feature Grammy® nominated and platinum selling rapper Yung Joc, who drops his second album ?Hustlenomics? on August 28, along with hit-maker T-Pain, who recently released his sophomore album, "Epiphany," which debu...
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Miss New Jersey Unveils Her Pervy Pics
2007-07-12 17:12:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Look, they are not terribly controversial, but they are also not "nothing". And you can tell her awareness of that fact by the way that she was nervously stumbling over her words when describing each pic, and then trying to make up sad excuses for them. Again, they weren't the kinds of pics that would get you thrown in jail, or fired from your job if you worked at an Arby's. However, a pageant queen is supposed to be representative of a certain age group, demographic, and/or group of people - good, clean, pure people. This was exactly the reason I was furious at Donald Trump for giving that tart in his pageant a second chance. She was NOT role model material, and she didn't deserve to wear any crown except one of them paper ones you get at Burger King. These chicks have to learn their lessons and realize that if you want to go down that road and live the life of someone whose life is on display like that of a celebrity or politician, then you need to watch wh...
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Stop Hatin On Kellys! (A Miss TLC Rant)
2007-07-12 16:50:00
Sheesh. I feel like everywhere I turn people are bad-mouthing either Kell y Clarkson and/or Kelly Rowland. Look, ain't neither of these girls hurting for cash. Kelly C. had RIDICULOUS success with her last album, and Kelly R. has had countless smashes as part of Destiny's Child. However, for some strange reason, the media has taken to kicking these two ladies down to the ground just because they recently released new albums. You have every right not to like Kelly R. as a solo artist, or the direction in which Kelly C. decided to go in on her third album. But this is no reason to talk like they bombed or that their sales are disppointing. Just so you know, Kelly Rowland's Ms. Kelly debuted at #6 on this week's sales chart while selling almost 83K copies of her CD. That would've been bad 5 years ago, but album sales have steadily decreased since then, and for now, that's just fine. As for Kelly C., her album's almost gold (meaning 500K copies have been sold) and her My ...
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Moore's The Man
2007-07-11 04:04:00
You must have heard all about his attack on Wolf Blitzer and CNN this week, but if not, watch it here now:And just for good measure, here's another one of my favorite clips of his:
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Oh Jenna
2007-07-11 03:30:00
How could this......turn into this......in such a short period of time???
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