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Concert Alert
2007-07-13 09:18:00
For the young R&B fans...ON SALE TOMORROW: Screamfest 2007 at Madison Square GardenAugust 22 Expected to be the ultimate concert of the summer, SCREAM TOUR, better known as SCREAMFEST 2007, brings the best of the best in the worlds or rap and R&B to rock the house "LIVE" for one unforgettable night. SCREAMFEST 2007 stars one of the hottest rappers of our time, two-time Grammy® award winning artist T.I., and its first female headliner ever, one of the most successful R&B stars of this era, Grammy® Award winning, multi-platinum selling entertainer Ciara. Both Ciara and T.I. continue to capitalize on their multi-platinum selling, award-winning successes. From music to movies, they both have emerged as two of the music industry's premiere power players. The concert will also feature Grammy® nominated and platinum selling rapper Yung Joc, who drops his second album ?Hustlenomics? on August 28, along with hit-maker T-Pain, who recently released his sophomore album, "Epiphany," which debu...
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Miss New Jersey Unveils Her Pervy Pics
2007-07-12 17:12:00
MISS TLC SAYS: Look, they are not terribly controversial, but they are also not "nothing". And you can tell her awareness of that fact by the way that she was nervously stumbling over her words when describing each pic, and then trying to make up sad excuses for them. Again, they weren't the kinds of pics that would get you thrown in jail, or fired from your job if you worked at an Arby's. However, a pageant queen is supposed to be representative of a certain age group, demographic, and/or group of people - good, clean, pure people. This was exactly the reason I was furious at Donald Trump for giving that tart in his pageant a second chance. She was NOT role model material, and she didn't deserve to wear any crown except one of them paper ones you get at Burger King. These chicks have to learn their lessons and realize that if you want to go down that road and live the life of someone whose life is on display like that of a celebrity or politician, then you need to watch wh...
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Stop Hatin On Kellys! (A Miss TLC Rant)
2007-07-12 16:50:00
Sheesh. I feel like everywhere I turn people are bad-mouthing either Kell y Clarkson and/or Kelly Rowland. Look, ain't neither of these girls hurting for cash. Kelly C. had RIDICULOUS success with her last album, and Kelly R. has had countless smashes as part of Destiny's Child. However, for some strange reason, the media has taken to kicking these two ladies down to the ground just because they recently released new albums. You have every right not to like Kelly R. as a solo artist, or the direction in which Kelly C. decided to go in on her third album. But this is no reason to talk like they bombed or that their sales are disppointing. Just so you know, Kelly Rowland's Ms. Kelly debuted at #6 on this week's sales chart while selling almost 83K copies of her CD. That would've been bad 5 years ago, but album sales have steadily decreased since then, and for now, that's just fine. As for Kelly C., her album's almost gold (meaning 500K copies have been sold) and her My ...
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Moore's The Man
2007-07-11 04:04:00
You must have heard all about his attack on Wolf Blitzer and CNN this week, but if not, watch it here now:And just for good measure, here's another one of my favorite clips of his:
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Oh Jenna
2007-07-11 03:30:00
How could this......turn into this......in such a short period of time???
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Tylenol Can Be Really, Really Funny!
2007-06-25 05:11:00
Best Week Ever's take on those weird new Tylenol ads is GREAT. I've posted the vid below but there are a couple other topics they discuss first in this block so just have patience. It's the last topic on this vid (after the Isaiah Washington and Sunset Tan bits):
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Like Jamba Juice?
2007-06-25 05:00:00
You can get a free smoothie for a friend when you buy one for yourself from now until July 4th......or you can just get two smoothies and only pay for one if you are that much of a Jamba Juice hog. :)You can view the printable coupon here.
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Kelly Clarkson on MTV's The Leak
2007-06-25 04:57:00
Kelly Clarkson's new album My December is due to be released this Tuesday (the 26th). However, you better not expect another Breakaway. Kelly fought hard to bring her own style to her new project, and that meant denying her labelhead Clive Davis' choice of songwriters and singles. Decide for yourself whether or not Kelly made the right decision by listening to the album today on The Leak , and then purchasing it on Tuesday if you are pleased.From MTV.com...Amid escalating tension that led to cancelled tour dates, fired managers and label conflict, Kelly Clarkson calmly and coolly put the finishing touches on her third and most personal full-length album, My December. Even in the face of very public challenges over her latest work, the original American Idol is sticking to her guns. And what else would you expect? She is from Texas. As she told MTV News, "I've never once compromised myself... I think that's when you start to lose fans and credibility ... I definitely need to ke...
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Rapid Fire
2007-06-25 04:54:00
Wondering how to keep foods safe? You can read all about it here.Nooooooo. Rosie O'Donnell actually met with the producer of The Price Is Right. I know there were rumors but I do NOT want her to take over Bob's role. Fortunately, it doesn't seem like their lunch meeting went swimmingly. You can read all about it here.A woman in Washington actually registered her dog to vote in order to prove that there are loopholes in our system. Now she's in trouble because of it. You can read all about it here.
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Quick Question
2007-06-13 21:19:00
Did Katie Holmes cut her hair like that so that she and Suri could be twins?
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What I Heard On The Train Today...
2007-06-13 21:00:00
Scene..."Q" train approaching the last stop - 57th Street. Crowd of people standing by the door ready to bolt off and head to work once it opens. Conversation...YOUNG GUY: Should I wake her?MISS TLC SAYS: That was nice of him but honestly, it's GROSS to lean your bare face up against the smudged, greasy walls of a NYC subway train regardless. I know our jobs, and the commutes to and from said jobs, can make us EXHAUSTED, but work it out. You can grab yourself a coffee before you board or something to make sure ish like that doesn't happen again.
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Shar Jackson Inspired By Judd Apatow's Blockbuster Film
2007-06-13 20:40:00
Just joking. Although Shar IS supposedly "knocked up" again.DAYUM!!!!!!I mean really, WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME WOULD THIS CHICK SLEEP WITH KEVIN AGAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?!? Is she SERIOUS?!?!?!?! Did she think that by giving up the goods for the 45,000th time, that he would finally turn around and marry her so that she could at least feel like she was being honest on her "Ex-Wives Club" show considering no one has EVER wife'd her???Holy moly. This is OUTTA control.ESPECIALLY because the word on the street is that Brit has been telling pals that her and Kevin are on the road to reuniting.WHAT?!?!?!?!Oh yeah, supposedly "when he drops off the kids, he ends up spending hours and sometimes the night". Um... OF COURSE HE DOES, he needs to sidle back up to the piggy bank (you can decide whether the pun was or wasn't intended there - lol) because big momma's 'bout to pop out another one for him and they only have $657.89 between them in a glass jar on the kitchen counter. Oh yeah,...
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TWWOMT Poll Wrap-Up
2007-06-13 20:36:00
The results of the latest The Wonderful World Of Miss TLC Poll are in............and football was the clear winner for your favorite sport to watch on TV. I know that football is HUGE, but I kinda expected baseball to be the winner here considering it's the "all-American past-time" and most of my readers are U.S.-based. Baseball actually came in THIRD behind MY favorite sport to watch on TV, basketball (although right now, I'm pretty bored with it considering it feels like the Spurs are ALWAYS in the finals and they are about to sweep the Cavs right quick... BORING). Either way, it was nice to see ALL sports get at least one vote (sorry you didn't get much more than that golf). Baseball, hockey, tennis, and boxing all seemed to get around the same amount of votes so that's cool because, bottom line, it means that my readers are interested in sports and that pleases me. After all, that is the point of most of these quizzes - so I can get to see what you are all about! I...
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Got A Secret?
2007-06-13 20:30:00
Showtime TV is debuting a new show this Sunday called "Meadowlands". It definitely looks interesting (you can check out the details here) but the buzz campaign they got goin for it is even better.They've posted people's videos of them revealing their secrets on YouTube with the following explanation:Everyone in Meadowlands has something to hide. Do you? We asked a few friends to tell us their secrets and this is what we found out. Go to www.vox.com/go/meadowlands to learn how you can confess your secrets and have a chance to win $5,000. Whether it's a childhood regret, a date that went horribly wrong, or a hobby you don't want your friends to know about, every secret qualifies!Don't miss the premiere of Meadowlands, Sunday at 10PM ET/PT.And now THIS was my favorite secret of the bunch I watched so I just had to share...How funny???
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What I Heard In Dunkin' Donuts Today...
2007-06-13 20:23:00
Scene...Packed Dunkin' Donuts . Conversation...CASHIER TO VERY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN BEHIND ME: What would you like?VERY OVERWEIGHT WOMAN BEHIND ME: A large french vanilla coffee with cream and sugar. Can I actually have extra sugar in that?MISS TLC SAYS: People, I'm not for weight discrimination but you must understand (if you are an overweight person) that things look a certain way when you insist on ordering extremely unhealthy items in public. NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, should EVER be ordering ANYTHING with EXTRA sugar. However, it looks EXTRA worse if you are very overweight and you are ordering something like that. I wouldn't be surprised if that same woman dieted her ass off (no pun intended) but didn't shed a pound and kept complaining to her friends that "I don't even eat much, and I hardly ever eat fatty foods, but the weight just won't come off". It's from the sugar darlin. Sugar is extremely bad for you, and please understand that I don't want to sound preachy ...
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Chart Chat
2007-06-13 19:53:00
The Top 10 albums this week...1. T-PAIN "EPIPHANY" (171,126 units sold)2. RIHANNA "GOOD GIRL GONE BAD" (162,488 units sold)3. PAUL MCCARTNEY "MEMORY ALMOST FULL" (160,541 units sold)4. R. KELLY "DOUBLE UP" (120,516 units sold)5. MAROON 5 "IT WON'T BE SOON BEFORE LONG" (112,131 units sold)6. BIG & RICH "BETWEEN RAISING HELL & AMAZING" (102,927 units sold)7. LINKIN PARK "MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT" (95,573 units sold)8. MARILYN MANSON "EAT ME DRINK ME" (87,531 units sold)9. DADDY YANKEE "EL CARTEL: THE BIG BOSS" (81,768 units sold)10. AMY WINEHOUSE "BACK TO BLACK" (66,591 units sold)I figured T-Pain would come in at #1, although I thought he would sell a lot more. Rihanna too. I personally had no intention of picking up either album, but I know their songs are all over the place and people seem to love them. Something also tells me that Ri-Ri's gonna be pissed when she finds out that she is not number one. But that's what you get for releasing an album every six months. Can you s...
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A "Real World: San Diego" Castmember Passes
2007-06-13 18:19:00
From E! Online...Real World : San Diego 's Frankie Diesby Natalie FinnTue, 12 Jun 2007 03:56:49 PM PDT Sometimes the world can be all too cruelly real.Frankie Abernathy, a cast member on The Real World: San Diego in 2004, died Saturday night at her mother's Shorewood, Wisconsin, home. An official cause of death is yet to be determined, but the 25-year-old had suffered from cystic fibrosis, a hereditary disease that causes a buildup of mucus in the lungs and pancreas and inhibits the body's ability to move water and salt in and out of cells.Abernathy was diagnosed with her illness when she was three and discussed it openly during her stint on the Real World's 14th season, in which she and six others lived in a tricked-out converted restaurant and pulled duty as tour guides for a company that organized cruises around San Diego Bay."It was very sudden," Abernathy's mother, Abbie Hunter, told MTV News. "It wasn't something that was expected. She was doing fine, and we really don't ...

Rapid Fire
2007-06-13 17:50:00
The man who plotted to kidnap David Letterman's son was recaptured after escaping from prison last week. You can read all about it here.Soon enough, you will be able to get the best movie trailers online. You can read all about it here.Paris Hilton was dumped by her agent. Good for them. They actually said the waste of all of our time was "just not worth it". You can say that again. And yet, I typed her name again. Sorry about that. Anyway, you can read all about it here.
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Only One More To Go
2007-06-04 17:37:00
Whoa. That's all I can really say about last night's penultimate episode of "The Sopranos".Well...not really. You know me. And you know that I will ALWAYS have more to say than just that. :)So here goes my take on what happened last night...MISS TLC SAYS: Phil is a bastard. He is SO proud of his jail time and the "old school" way of running the mafia. However, his whole family is WAY more of a mess than Tony's. Man, did I want them to hit him first so badly after he ordered the hit on the Sopranos.MISS TLC SAYS: HOLY MOLY! What was Melfi's therapist (Elliot) thinking telling everyone at dinner that Tony Soprano was her client?!?!?! Not only that, but that damn study on socialogists was definitely the nail in the coffin for her and Tony's working relationship. She could no longer trust him. What a shame.MISS TLC SAYS: That was very nice of FBI Agent Harris to warn Tony about Phil's orders. I don't think they are required by law to say anything unless they know FOR ...

Blogger Issues
2007-06-04 17:35:00
Just so y'all know, there have been some publishing issues for the past 4 days. Unfortunately, I can not change anything on the side panels because there is a glitch in template publishing. Thankfully, I am able to post regular things, but I am extremely annoyed that I can't update the cool lil additions like weather, box office results, new videos, and the like. Anyway, hopefully it will be fixed soon. But until then, just keep enjoying the main part of the site and let me know if you have any recommendations, suggestions, or comments!Smooches,~ Miss TLC
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Paris Is Officially In Jail
2007-06-04 17:31:00
I wonder if they'll let her continue painting pottery while she's there.
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Ouch
2007-06-04 05:20:00
Sarah Silverman while hosting tonight's MTV Movie Awards:"In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail. The judge says that it's going to be a no-frills thing. She is totally going to get special treatment though. I heard that in order to make her feel more comfortable, the guards are going to paint the bars like penises. I'm just worried she's going to break her teeth on those things."WOW. I LOVE YOU SARAH!!! LOL.
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Remember When...
2007-06-04 05:15:00
Kirk Cameron was actually the semi-normal Mike Seaver and wasn't "preaching" for $20 a pop to gang members in L.A.?Old Kirk:New Kirk:

Tonight Was Hot 97's Summer Jam Concert!
2007-06-04 05:10:00
Yeah, I don't care either.
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Ms. Kelly
2007-06-04 05:00:00
I really like Kell y Rowland. I think it's unfair that Beyonce is SO much bigger than her. I understand that Beyonce was the lead of Destiny's Child and she's way more of a mainstream star, but Kelly is really talented as well. Her debut album was enjoyable to me, but I understand why it wasn't really a hit. The songs were just kinda ok, and there wasn't much marketing behind it. Quite honestly, I think in order for her to truly succeed, she would need to fully distance herself from all things Beyonce, including her manager/father Mr. Matthew Knowles. But Kelly definitely seemed more focused and driven this time around, and to prove it, she's rounded up rappers like Eve and Lil Wayne to appear alongside her on the singles this time around. So will she really do it on July 3rd (when her sophomore album, Ms. Kelly, will FINALLY be released after getting pushed back for months)? I thought she would. I personally listen to the song "All On U" a LOT and her voice sounds lik...

Earth To Shar
2007-06-04 04:50:00
You may have seen the ads for this new show:Or, you may have watched the first episode (if so, I'm sorry).Anyway...I have a message for Shar Jackson in response to this nonsense...Shar, you are NOT an ex-wife. In order for you to be called that, you would have had to have gotten MARRIED to Kevin first. And THEN, you would have had to have gotten divorced. Becoming a "baby momma", and then getting played while your husband started sexing Britney Spears does NOT count.
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Rapid Fire
2007-06-04 04:38:00
Ok. Google's getting WAY too voyeuristic now. You can read all about it here.Dr. Kevorkian is free to start pulling plugs again! You can read all about it here.Michael Jackson owns a piece of Eminem. Seriously. You can read all about it here.
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What Is This World Coming To?
2007-05-23 22:47:00
No seriously... WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???Girls are fighting over who gets to spray Britney Spears?!!?!?!? And that little girl and her mother!!!!!!!!! Are you serious?!?!?!?! That woman should have her child taken away from her immediately because of that ish. Tanning beds cause cancer and the spray is chemicals. I'm SURE it's not healthy for a 10 year old or however old that chick is. Sheesh.
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Hot Shoes
2007-05-16 19:43:00
These are some cute, shiny, sexy Richard Tylers I bought at The Borgata in Atlantic City last year (their store Carina in there has GREAT designer stuff).The front part of the shoe is so nice and different with all the fraying and the satin folds.(Feel free to search for "Hot Shoe s " in the search bar at the very top to browse through other past posted shoes.)

Rapid Fire
2007-05-16 19:25:00
This ain't cool. MySpace should give up the goods. I'm sorry but if you are a registered sex offender, you shouldn't have the same privacy rights as the rest of us. You can read all about it here.Ian Ziering has been sent home from "Dancing With The Stars". Now he can go back to......wait, what was he doing before "Dancing With The Stars"??? You can read all about it here.The NBA could use a little common sense. You can read all about it here.
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