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Chart Chat
2008-05-21 20:00:00
This week's top 20 albums:1. DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE "NARROW STAIRS" 143,586 units sold2. FRANK SINATRA "NOTHING BUT THE BEST" 99,089 units sold3. JASON MRAZ "WE SING THE DANCE" 72,963 units sold4. DUFFY "ROCKFERRY" 70,943 units sold5. LEONA LEWIS "SPIRIT" 62,321 units sold6. MARIAH CAREY "E=MC2" 58,574 units sold7. NEIL DIAMOND "HOME BEFORE DARK" 53,408 units sold8. MADONNA "HARD CANDY" 53,302 units sold9. TOBY KEITH "35 BIGGEST HITS" 40,761 units sold10. KEITH SWEAT "JUST ME" 36,572 units sold11. TAYLOR SWIFT "TAYLOR SWIFT" 29,672 units sold12. 10 YEARS "DIVISION" 27,981 units sold13. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC "VOL. 27MAN" 23,291 units sold14. DIERKS BENTLEY "GREATEST HITS" 21,857 units sold15. GAVIN DEGRAW "GAVIN DEGRAW" 21,496 units sold16. JOSH GROBAN "AWAKE LIVE" 21,001 units sold17. LYFE JENNINGS "LYFE CHANGE" 20,883 units sold18. CLAY AIKEN "ON MY WAY HERE" 20,527 units sold19. JUNO "SOUNDTRACK" 20,330 units sold20. JACK JOHNSON "SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC" 19,702 units soldT...
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My Comment On Ashlee Simpson's Wedding
2008-05-21 18:40:00
*crickets chirping*Yep, that's pretty much how I feel about that.
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Gossip Girl Spoilers
2008-05-07 20:36:00
So Monday's the last episode before the season finale (airing May 19th), and I must, I am intrigued. That last episode was CRAY-ZEEEEEE. Yes, the Serena killing someone thing is a bit too dramatic for such a young show BUT you must accept the possibility that (spoiler alert: just highlight the following text with your cursor if you wish to read) 1) Georgina drugged Serena and only made her believe that she killed someone, 2) she didn't "kill" anyone per se but instead just left them to die after they overdosed while having sex, or 3) killed them in self-defense after they raped her or videotaped her without her consent (spoiler ends here).Either way, Monday's episode (entitled "Woman on the Verge") is bound to be interesting. I like the twist which shows Serena reverting back to her old bad-girl ways once the weight of her guilt hits her like a ton of bricks. I also like how Dan stands up to her, and the hint that Dan and Georgina are going to get together (although that would ne...
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Random Question
2008-05-07 20:30:00
Just what the hell is she smiling about?MISS TLC SAYS: Seriously. Someone needs to stop this broad. Pronto. And it should be Barack. He needs to tap her on the shoulder and whisper in her ear: "for real though... if you don't want to find yourself on the unemployment line come September, jump aboard my train and just accept VP... NOW"
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Random Question
2008-05-02 22:50:00
Wouldn't the campaigning be even funnier if the Clintons still looked like this?
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Me Lovey John Mayer
2008-05-02 22:16:00
He's seriously so funny in a dry, sarcastic, obnoxious way (which is so me and I love it). While the whole media junkie tabloid world is all aflutter with rumors and pics that "prove" he's allegedly dating Jennifer Aniston, what is he blogging about? His new feathered haircut.Mayer's blog musings are below...Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic '80s style feathered haircut. It's something I've wanted to do for some time and I'm very excited to bring this amazing look into today's pop culture landscape. The feathered cut projects an attitude of ease and quiet confidence that seems to have all but eluded our generation. This is a work in progress, and as my hair grows longer it will serve to become a more stirring and poignant statement. In honor of his new-found obsession, Best Week Ever has posted one of the funniest pieces featuring famous feathered-hair wearers. You can check it out here: Famous Feathered Hair-Wearers
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Chart Chat
2008-05-02 22:10:00
This week's top 20 albums:1. MARIAH CAREY "E=MC2" 181,889 units sold2. LEONA LEWIS "SPIRIT" 95,823 units sold3. FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS "FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS" 52,133 units sold4. ASHLEE SIMPSON "BITTERSWEET WORLD" 47,387 units sold5. ATMOSPHERE "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU PAINT THAT SHIT GOLD" 36,378 units sold6. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC "VOL. 27" 32,224 units sold7. JUNO "SOUNDTRACK" 30,738 units sold8. GEORGE STRAIT "TROUBADOUR" 28,969 units sold9. TAYLOR SWIFT "TAYLOR SWIFT" 26,830 units sold10. PHIL VASSAR "PRAYER OF A COMMON MAN" 26,692 units sold11. HANNAH MONTANA/MILEY CYRUS "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CONCERT" 25,891 units sold12. ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS "SOUNDTRACK" 25,168 units sold13. JAMES OTTO "SUNSET MAN" 24,450 units sold14. JACK JOHNSON "SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC" 23,953 units sold15. RICK ROSS "TRILLA" 22,605 units sold16. LADY ANTEBELLUM "LADY ANTEBELLUM" 22,168 units sold17. R.E.M. "ACCELERATE" 21,272 units sold18. STORY OF THE YEAR "BLACK SWAN" 21,005 units s...
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Borgata To Become Smoke-Free!!!
2008-05-02 22:02:00
This is why I love this place...Borgata Goes Clean AirBorgata to be first Atlantic City casino to go 100% smoke-free In an effort to best accommodate our customers -- smokers and non-smokers alike -- Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa has submitted plans to the NJ Department of Community Affairs (DCA) that will make the resort the first 100% smoke-free casino in Atlantic City. To accommodate smoking guests, Borgata will offer several outdoor lounges that will be designated smoking areas. These outdoor spaces will offer guests a comfortable, climate-controlled environment reminiscent of Borgata. We feel this decision will best maintain the fresh, upscale atmosphere associated with Borgata, while accommodating both smokers and non-smokers alike. Subject to NJ DCA approval, the plans will take effect in compliance with the Atlantic City smoke free ordinance. # # #
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A Miss TLC Concert Alert
2008-05-02 21:27:00
You know I love to hook my readers up with the specials!Concert Info:Counting Crows and Maroon 5 with Sara BareillesFriday, August 1Nikon at Jones Beach TheaterAnd there is a presale starting all day today! The info is below:Presale starts: Fri, May 2 at 9amPresale ends: Fri, May 2 at 9pmUse Password: lyricPublic Onsale: Sat, May 3 at 9amClick here for more info.
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Just Call Me Auntie TLC :)
2008-05-02 18:11:00
Sorry I had to leave my devoted readers for a week but my sister just had a baby (the first for our family!), so I was out of work and living in bliss. :)I'm back though bitches, so watch out and keep reading.Smooches,~ Miss TLC
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I'm In Shoe Ecstasy
2008-04-24 23:17:00
OhMyLawdI almost can't catch my breath. Honestly, the minute Neiman Marcus emailed me a picture of these babies, I heard angels singing. Hahaha.Seriously, y'all know I am a shoe junkie. I love so many of them in so many different styles, from so many different designers, in so many different price ranges. When I see a shoe I like, I just want to kiss it. I want to put it in a display case and/or hook up spotlights to my ankles to share with everyone the grandness that is my find. But every so often, a shoe ABSOLUTELY takes my breath away. That is this new Christian Louboutin Privatita Python Sandal. Unfortunately, they are $1095 and I try not to spend more than half of that on shoes. What's a girl to do? Sugar daddy, where are you? LOL. I'm just joking... maybe. ;)
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Miss TLC Site Watch
2008-04-24 22:04:00
Former Life & Style Editor-in-Chief Mark Pasetsky runs a sleek and successful site in the relatively new CoverAwards.com. The site itself features commentary and news on magazine covers, newspaper covers and web site home pages from around the world. It is a part of Tecktonik Media, also founded by Pasetsky.Mr. Pasetsky made a name for himself in the media world as a valuable cover judge throughout the years. Creating a cover that will grab the reader's attention away from the countless other covers on the newsstands is hard and often confusing. Is there too much going on? Are your pictures clear and colorful? Do your headlines sound intriguing? Mark knows the game well and his comments are often funny and insightful. Having worked with Mark in the past, I can say without a shadow a doubt that the man is a PR genius. He knows what he's doing, and his advice is valuable. This is a fave destination of Miss TLC and her colleagues because there ARE too many things to look at...
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Clinton Is Cuckoo
2008-04-24 21:49:00
From CNN.com...Clinton says she leads in popular vote (CNN) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton is arguing that she is ahead of rival Sen. Barack Obama when it comes to the popular vote. If Michigan and Florida are counted, Sen. Hillary Clinton is ahead in the popular vote."I'm very proud that as of today, I have received more votes by the people who have voted than anyone else," Clinton said Wednesday, one day after her decisive win in Pennsylvania.HOWEVERNot so fast, says Obama's campaign. Clinton's count includes her wins in Michigan and Florida, but the Democratic presidential candidates agreed not to campaign in those states because they violated party rules by scheduling their contests too early.Obama didn't even have his name on the Michigan ballot, so he received no votes from that contest. MISS TLC SAYS: In other words, that's like me saying I won the primary held last week in my mother's living room. Oh, Barack and Hil weren't there you say? And their names weren't even ...
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Random Comment
2008-04-24 21:44:00
My 9th grade boyfriend gave me that same exact bear, and even THEN I knew it was a piece of shit and stored it in my bedroom closet immediately. Why do I think Benji gave it to Paris and she actually thinks it's adorable and makes her look cuter carrying it around? I mean... I guess it makes sense considering her mental aptitude now is pretty much the same as me at 14. What am I saying? I was a helluva lot smarter. I was in advanced placement classes for heaven's sake! :)
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A Miss TLC Upcoming Movie Alert
2008-04-24 21:25:00
One of my favorite book series of all time is "Confessions of a Shopaholic" by Sophie Kinsella. It's probably because I am one myself, but that's a whole 'nuther story. :)Anyway, for a young female who loves to shop, the books are key. They will have you laughing and loving the hapless female lead Becky Bloomwood in no time. Women everywhere are always looking forward to the next chapter in the series of crazy Becky's life (getting married, moving to Manhattan, having a baby, finding her sister, etc.) so I'm sure MANY of you will be thrilled to find out that the movie based on the books is currently in the works and slated to be released on February 13, 2009 in the U.S.Isla Fisher has been chosen to play Becky, and I must say I am pleased with the choice. She seems like a "Becky" to me (a scatterbrained, adorable, sometimes zany, sometimes silly, pretty, young woman). However, there has been quite the backlash from book fans from here to the U.K. You see, Sophie Kinsella...
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Save The Environment!
2008-04-24 21:23:00
In honor of Earth Day this week, I am alerting all my environmentally-savvy readers (you better be recycling bitches!) about a very cool online service.Everyone talks about telemarketers and how you can opt to be added to no-call lists and the like, but no one seems to have created a no-mail list yet and that's even sadder. I mean, granted, telemarketers are annoying. However, if you have caller ID (which most people do), you don't answer calls from numbers you don't recognize anyway. But JUNK MAIL is horrendous because not only does it annoy you, but it's also bad for the environment. To think of all that wasted paper is sickening. Credit card offers are one thing (complete out of control ridiculousness if you ask me), but even worse are the countless catalogs we all receive. If you are receiving catalogs from retailers that you frequent (in other words, you actually WANT the catalogs and USE the catalogs), then it's fine. But I for one was at one point receiving close ...
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Where Have I Seen You Before?
2008-04-24 21:20:00
The other day, I was flipping through the channels at a friend's house, and stumbled across an old episode of "Diff'rent Strokes". It was the one where the "class bully" came to ask Arnold to watch over his girlfriend when he was leaving town or something, and then the little tramp falls for Arnold instead. What was really CRAZY though was that the bully was Forrest Whitaker! LOL. Check it out below:MISS TLC SAYS: If I was Arnold, I woulda been shook too. It's bad enough having a bully's chick fall for you... but when that bully looks like he is 45 years old and you are 10? It's a problem.

Chart Chat
2008-04-24 20:00:00
This week's top 20 albums:1. MARIAH CAREY "E=MC2" 462,971 units sold2. LEONA LEWIS "SPIRIT" 94,842 units sold3. HANNAH MONTANA/MILEY CYRUS "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CONCERT" 47,297 units sold4. LADY ANTEBELLUM "LADY ANTEBELLUM" 43,384 units sold5. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC "VOL. 27" 38,960 units sold6. GEORGE STRAIT "TROUBADOUR" 38,171 units sold7. ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS "SOUNDTRACK" 31,683 units sold8. JUNO "SOUNDTRACK" 31,285 units sold9. R.E.M. "ACCELERATE" 29,985 units sold10. TAYLOR SWIFT "TAYLOR SWIFT" 29,741 units sold11. RICK ROSS "TRILLA" 26,735 units sold12. JAMES OTTO "SUNSET MAN" 25,819 units sold13. JACK JOHNSON "SLEEP THROUGH THE STATIC" 25,369 units sold14. DANITY KANE "WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE" 22,939 units sold15. DAUGHTRY "DAUGHTRY" 22,655 units sold16. JORDIN SPARKS "JORDIN SPARKS" 22,645 units sold17. THRICE "VOL. 3-4-ALCHEMY INDEX" 21,424 units sold18. RUSH "SNAKES & ARROWS LIVE" 20,936 units sold19. SARA BAREILLES "LITTLE VOICE" 20,253 units sold20. GNARLS BARKL...
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The Ultimate Gossip Girl Post
2008-04-21 18:45:00
I am Blair Waldorf.It may seem like a lot for you to take in at once, but yes, Miss TLC is VERY Blair Waldorf-like. I come off like a bitch (and sometimes act very much like a bitch), but I am a good person inside. I care deeply about my close friends, but I don't always act like it. I am EXTREMELY into clothes, image, status, looking pretty and having the most attractive friends, but I am also very down-to-earth. I find joy in ruining someone (when they deserve it), but I am not above getting my own feelings hurt... well... maybe I am. ;) For the most part, I have acted chaste throughout my life (kissing and dating w/o much else feeling like no one really deserved me), but I definitely have a sexual side (see: "Victor/Victrola" episode). I am sarcastic and harsh, petite and adorable, funny and mean. I am Blair Waldorf.Needless to say, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the show "Gossip Girl ". I actually bought the first book years ago when it was released (only because the cover looked interesting)...
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Barack Should Just Put Out A Damn Album Already
2008-04-18 17:02:00
Between the Will.i.am "Yes We Can" video and song, the Mavado "We Need Barack " song, and now THIS:Man, even if he doesn't win the election, he could become a pop star in a HOT minute. Do work Barack, do WORK.
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Smartest Young Actor EVER
2008-04-17 20:48:00
Rupert Grint, of the Harry Potter franchise, has supposedly decided not to move to L.A., because of his aversion to "airhead actresses"."I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. "She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, 'But you can?t act'."Source
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Rapid Fire
2008-04-17 20:21:00
The father of "the butterfly effect" has died at age 90. You can all about it here. I know it's only loosely related, but I really liked that movie. I'm just sayin... if you haven't seen it, but you believe in Lorenz' chaos theory, check it out.Paris Hilton apologized to Kim Kardashian for saying her ass looks like "cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You can read all about it here.A new trend finds brides across America "trashing" their wedding dresses after the big day is over. You can read about it here.
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A Miss TLC Entertaining Tip...
2008-04-15 21:04:00
If you are ever looking for a creative holiday cake to bring to someone's house, check out Whole Foods Market. I know, I know, I praise this place often (it's my mecca of tranquility and healthy eating after all :)), but their bakery area is ALWAYS poppin in an artistic way when the holidays roll around. I know there aren't any traditionally "flashy/kitschy" holidays coming up for a while, but I wanted to make sure you were all prepared in advance. ;)For example, here are just two of the cakes they had on display this past Halloween:MISS TLC SAYS: Now is that creative cuteness or what?
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Say It With Pictures
2008-04-15 20:04:00
Some say a picture's worth a thousand words. Once again, I can pretty much sum these up in less than 20.WHO: Bow Wow & Omarion. MISS TLC SAYS: When promoting a joint album, it's unnecessary to look like a couple. I'm just sayin.WHO: Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.MISS TLC SAYS: Rumors are abound today that Ash is currently prego. Can't WAIT to see if she dresses her child like this.WHO: Foxy Brown, Al Sharpton, and a gigantic piece of cake.MISS TLC SAYS: Thank you Al. Just... thank you. WHO: Ex-husband and wife Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon.MISS TLC SAYS: I think it's clear that this pic inspired the phrase "you look like who did it and ran".WHO: Jay-Z.MISS TLC SAYS: Marriage can make you fabulously happy. If only he admitted he was married, we'd excuse this pose... maybe. ;)
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More Celeb Lookalikes...
2008-04-15 19:46:00
Two of Britney Spears' backup dancers during her infamous "comeback" performance on the MTV VMAs and actresses Jennie Garth/Brittany Murphy.......The Queen of All Media Wendy Williams' husband Kevin Hunter (who is currently involved in a very messy harrassment case) and rapper/Cash Money Records head Baby.......
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A Note From Miss TLC
2008-04-15 19:21:00
Hey loves,Just wanted to shoot you all a note to let you know that I appreciate all the positive feedback on the site, and that we are definitely trying to stay up on the frequent posting so make sure to check back in often. Things have been kinda quiet the past week because we've been working on improving some minor elements of the site.For one, comments are here for your productive utilization, NOT for spam, but as we all know, that is really an unavoidable nuisance in this day and age. Therefore, I wanted to personally go through each and every comment from the past two years and make sure to clear out the garbage so that future readers don't "accidentally" click on something that's a waste of time, or even worse, a virus.Also, I wanted to answer some fan mail, and take the time to clean out Miss TLC's inbox. Amongst the thousands of notes that accumulate there weekly, there are always at least a few hundred inquiries for my bank account information (damn that spam!), and so ...
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Why They Should Leave Fashion Week To The NY-ers
2008-04-09 19:40:00
MISS TLC SAYS: This is sooooooooo much better than the model who fell through the runway a while back.
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Lifetime's Made For TV Movies Starring "The Project Runway Players"
2008-04-08 19:47:00
By now you must've heard that Lifetime has stolen "Project Runway " away from Bravo, and that the next season will debut on the middle-aged women's network in November. As Posh would say, MAY-JA!!! I mean, "Project Runway" was the show that started the reality fame wave for Bravo so you KNOW they are pissed. What are they stuck with now? "Step Up & Dance"?!?!?!?!? [I know, I know. They still have "Top Chef" (which I LOVE), but I wouldn't put it past Lifetime to step in and snatch that one too.] I'm guessing the drama in Lifetime's Made For TV Movies went to their head and started influencing their business decisions. Lifetime is now officially the other woman who actually got their married man boyfriend to leave his wife for her.Either way, I got to thinking what the "Project Runway" cast would look like starring in some of those classic Lifetime films...Heidi Klum & Tim Gunn starring in "She's Too Young":Tim Gunn & Nina Garcia starring in "Too Young To Marry":Michael K...
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And In Rap News...
2008-04-08 19:38:00
Young Buck is officially no longer in G-Unit50 Cent announced Monday (April 7) that estranged G-Unit member Young Buck is no longer a part of the four-man crew but would still be signed to the company as a solo artist.MISS TLC SAYS: I'm sure him and Game are hysterical crying over their glasses of Patron right now. Riiiight.******************************Re my Ma will marry Papoose in jailThe Grammy-nominated artist aims to marry her fiance, fellow rapper Papoose, at the city's Rikers Island jail while she awaits her sentencing for shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $3,000, lawyer Ivan Fisher said.MISS TLC SAYS: This is my favorite part of this article - "Only two guests will be permitted, and the couple won't be allowed to wear rings with protruding gems." Hmm. I wonder how many people stage a wedding just so they can knock out the chaplain with their high-setting engagement ring right after they say "I do"???
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Star & Buc's New Home
2008-04-08 17:36:00
My brother-in-law just started listening to a new radio station in NYC (what up Carl!) and wanted me to check it out. It's called The Pulse and it's at 87.7 on your FM dial. Apparently, it's dance-oriented, but still very current and mainstream. (To be honest with you, I never ever ever ever listen to the radio except for when I'm in the car, and then I only listen to Shade 45 on satellite.) Lo and behold, this happens to the be the same station that Star and Buc Wild landed at after getting canned at Power 105.1 due to a criminal case involving Star and DJ Envy from Hot 97 (the station that Star was canned from years prior for offending listeners while poking fun at the plane crash that killed pop star Aaliyah). Whew. That was a mouthful. Anyway, Carly Carl gave me the heads up that Star & Buc have been holding down the morning show over at The Pulse, and that the station was pretty good. So I just wanted to give my readers the info.Check out more info about The Pulse 8...
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