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Texas Fighter!Texas Fighter!Politically incorrect streaming video for the working cl***. ***y stuff for the horny cl***, quizzes for the quizzical, and lots of stuff for those of us with no cl*** :-) Articles
fuck you blogger
2006-12-02 16:13:19 yeah. you heard me. fuck you. More About: Blogger , Blog , Logger , Blogg , Fuck
Tune Change.
2006-12-02 16:13:19 This is for all you people trying to get into blogger while you are supposed to be working. FUCK YOU BLOGGER!! DAMN. More About: Change , Tune , Chang , Chan
TMI and Spankings!
2006-12-02 16:13:19 K, Tequila Girl here! I'm taking over this bitch today! If you don't like it... kiss my ass... or bite it... or spank it... or hehe. So, anyway! Ms. Spitfire has taken over my blog and I'm taking over hers, unfortunately I had to work last night and then have crazy ass mind blowing sex so this post is kinda last minute. Please forgive me!!! Please!!! Forgive me bitch or I'll flog you! :) Muahahahahahahahahaha!I want a part of the birthday spanking action!!! Span k my ass to go see Bellarosa. It's her BIRTHDAY!!!NOW for TMI TUESDAY!!!*cheers*1. Have you used put anything edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it? Of course! We were just talking about getting strawberries and whip cream last night. Hehe! 2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination? Hell no! I mean I?ve had it done when I was a military spouse just because they say hey do it, but I?ve never been worried. 3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other tha... More About: King , Kings
M.O.T.H.E.R.F.U.C.K.E.R
2006-12-02 16:13:19 If you don't know what that means....it means RUN. I am writing. Well, copying and pasting really and inserting commentary.*****edit****So...when I am done and it make take a couple of days, you better hope there is a different email in my inbox that holds my ass back. *please don't step on the rap* I almost went NWA.*******
Something I am proud of :-)
2006-12-02 16:13:19 http://savethesoldiers.com/j/index.php?op tion=com_mamblog&Itemid=200&task=show &action=all&id=0&ignorecount= 1The site is hard to find me in, because there are other areas I write, but I think you will all recognize the video playing from the Fourth Weekend, in fact, it is on this blog it is just hard to find.If you have any content you would like submitted, please let me know.*******BUDD******This is you (he is my occasional contributing writer)The post went up. More About: Methi , Something , Thing , Proud , Some
OKAY YOU CRAZY BITCH YOU GOT ME!!!
2006-12-02 16:13:19 **********tears in my eyes from laughing at my twin********* I did a count now I will do her friday five.MY WAY.The FIVE things that just made me laugh my ass off about Devil.1. OMFG She SPANKED BLOGGER AND YOU ARE ALL LISTED, HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA2. In doing this she inadvertantly made me play FU FRIDAY, DA COUNT, AND FRIDAY FIVE all on the same day. FUCK YOU BLOGGER!!!!3. She gave me a mental orgasm when I saw *this*4. a virtual bitch smack when she said this: "Devil blows Steven a *farewell Kiss* as he goes to serve veggie soup...She's stuck under Spitfire...*Enjoying every minute...* 5. When my hellion visited her site while I was doing a million things at once, and saw the word fly, she said this: "If you jump really really hard on my mom's bed it might work, or something" I freaked. I couldn't delete it, she had changed her own password. She deleted it for me, and I felt like a horrid mom. Instead, DEVIL posted this:That Was The Friday Five By Devil, Twisted my me :-).******edit-... More About: Crazy , Bitch
STEVEN DID IT OMG!
2006-12-02 16:13:19 Ladies and Gentleman, Steve n Novak's book is available for purchase. I have had him in my sidebar..."Steven Novak is fucking funny"Just just click his picture.... or look in my blogroll go to his site and see what I mean. Congratulations, Steven. You Did IT!!
Class Project Gone Wrong
2006-12-02 16:13:19 An elementary school class started a class project to make planters to take home to their parents.They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants.The students were given green-ware pottery planters in the shape of clowns which they painted with glaze.The clown planters were professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun!They planted cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely, but unfortunately, the children were not allowed to take them home.The cactus plants were removed and small ivy replaced them and the children were then allowed to take them home.The teacher said cactus seemed like a good idea at the time! More About: Project , Gone , Class , Wrong
Collage #2 by Spitfire & Quiz from Devil
2006-12-02 16:13:19 click to enlarge. click the pic below to go see Devil and take the quiz.... More About: Quiz , Fire , Evil , Coll
Stop THAT NOW!!!! HNT
2006-12-02 16:13:19 Listen carefully...STOP - it is not Christmas yet. You are shopping. OR the stores are bonkers. Okay, this outfit saved Christmas - funny story...first question from the 4 year old - How can Santa be real if he is a SAINT* Fugggg.......*7 year old at the time runs to the closet and finds it all. Toys* "Mommy I know that Daddy is Santa" Shit. Fuck. Shit. "well, I guess we need to talk" - *interruption* "Mom, what I don't understand is how he gets to everyone's house in one night" *mom confusion* "I guess that is why we got our gifts early"------"um baby what are you talking about?""MOM I saw your outfit right above the toys, and Daddy's 'chick's dig Santa shirt' hanging right there!" And she told all her classmates all about how her Dad is Santa. And why. This year, the early shopping, I want I want I want crap is freaking me. Time to talk about the Saint. I thought before I see her next I would show the world the infamous outfit that deemed me Mrs. Claus. Enjoy. Oh, and...once... More About: Hat , Stop , That
I call this one "signature line"
2006-12-02 16:13:19 ************click to enlarge*************FINE if BLOGGER is gonna be a lil old bitch go here for the song that goes with this post. Or go to my hnt site...the song is magically playing perfectly there.I suppose I now see who cares about me. It is important to me that the song be there. This is one post I didFOR ME. if you care at all then listen up. if not then when I move again or figure this shite out, you can just not read. Thanks.AND I DO GO TO YOUR SITES..PLEASE let me have one moment on my log to me... just this is sooo..so important to me. Not that anyone got it or gave a shit. More About: Nature , Sign , Call , Line
Helmets off please
2006-12-02 16:13:19 You cannot hear with that thing on, damnit....and take off your fucking goggles retards! I know you see it. Tequila Girl at the top of the sidebar. Yeah. We are gonna do it. I butt plugged it, put it in my sidebar, and now I am going to take a walk on the wild side and let her crazy ass twist with me. You still don't know what the fuck I am talking about DO YOU? Let me make it as.clear.as.possible. You can click that link and it will go to the inventor.I see you are still confused. If I can type this drunk then you can sure as hell understand...wait, no, you are drooling....okay, let me make it more cleardeez one: Tequila Girl will be bloggin on DAT one: Spitfireand dat one: Spitfire will be bloggin on DEEZ one: Tequila Girl.Tomorrow, not today, shut the fuck up and stop interrupting me. Oh that was my hangover talking..sorry readers.Tequila Girl, while you rape my weblog just rember one thing.....If you eat my sandwich, I'll send you to Gitmo.The other side of that picture is hil... More About: Please , Mets , Lease , Ease , Helmets |
