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Don?t Admit You Do Acappella
2008-02-27 12:24:00
Last night on American Idol , contestant Luke Menard (the one that looks like a homeless Dawson Leary) showed America how he is involved in an acappella group. Let’s be honest for a moment.  No good has ever come from admitting that you were/are currently in an acappella group.  (Unless you were in the early 90’s fad ...
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I?m Not Really A Doctor, But I Play One On TV
2008-02-26 12:14:00
According to this story on Yahoo, Dr. Robert Jarvik, who is the Lipitor spokesman and this year’s runner up for the National Search For the Person That Looks The Most Like the Crypt Keeper from HBO’s Tales From The Crypt, is not a “practicing” physician.  Apparently, people think the ads are misleading and now Pfizer ...
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ABC To Go Ad-Demand
2008-02-26 03:37:00
TVSquad had an article today about how ABC is going to let their local channels put many of their “hit” shows On-Demand.  The catch however, is that users won’t be able to fast forward through ads in the program.  This way they appease fans, who want to be able to watch shows they missed, without ...
More About: Lost , Clint , Topics , Abrams , Michael Buble

Monday Morning Roundup
2008-02-25 12:19:00
Well the Oscars were last night, and a bunch of movies and people I don’t really know won.  To be honest, I really only wanted to see Jon Stewart’s monologue, which in my opinion, was very safe and not all that funny.  Yeah, we get it, the writers strike is over and you guys are ...
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Sharper Image Is No More
2008-02-20 23:52:00
The Sharper Image went belly up today.  That’s right, the Sharper Image is bankrupt.  I for one am terribly upset.  You see, I’ve been saving up for that life sized Storm Trooper for about 2 years now and with Sharper Image closing, my only chance of scoring one will be in 2 years when all ...
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Why You Should Watch Whitest Kids U?Know
2008-02-19 15:27:00
So IFC has this sketch comedy show called Whitest Kids U’Know. It’s good, not great. However, I think its definitely worth a seasons pass on your Tivo. One thing that is really cool, is that they seem to have a “music” sketch every show, which are pretty damn funny. So here ...
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Movie vs TV Watchers
2008-02-15 12:29:00
Have you ever noticed that there is a stark difference between people who prefer movies over television for their prime source of entertainment?  Well if you haven’t, let me break down the two. ARROGANCE Movie watchers, by nature are a far more arrogant clan.  You may think that statement is rather bold or even derogatory, but it’s ...

Live In A Car, Get Spotlighted On Idol
2008-02-13 12:39:00
So the dude in the car seems to be the front runner on Idol .  The Mika song he performed was spot on.  He seems like a minature Chris Martin in waiting.   However, I hope Idol doesn’t keep reminding us that he lives in a car, because there’s a certain snaggley tooth Alaskan named Jewel that ...
More About: Clint , Topics , Live

Clint McLeod to Steve Jobs: ?Just Tell The Truth That You?re Lying!?
2008-02-12 12:16:00
Steve Jobs is the head of Apple.  He is responsible for things like the Apple IIE, The Newton, and the IPod. Clint McLeod is a teacher, with a blog, that has been accused of being the “media” by one of his readers. These 2 names shouldn’t be said together.  One has made a vast fortune for his ...
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Grammys & Hockey Skates
2008-02-11 12:12:00
The Grammys were on last night. I gotta admit I felt pretty old watching them though, as I really didn’t know who half the people were. When the award for the new artist came, I really didn’t know who these people were, but the more disturbing part was that I really didn’t care ...
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The Loop
2008-02-09 03:07:00
Here’s my newest article over at Fancast.  It’s a weekly thing that gets cut apart by my editor, but that’s cool.  I guess they don’t like offending celebs as much as me! Click HERE
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5 Phrases I’m Going To Use Today
2008-02-07 12:13:00
If you haven’t noticed, I’m a goal setter. I like to grab life by the Funyons. (BTW, do they still make Funyons? Or what about Bugles? Remember those? I used to like them until I ate a handfull of stale bugles at my grandfather’s house. Trust me, when you bite into a bugle, you want some crunch. Soft bugles are the design of Lucifer!) Now getting back to my goal setting, I’ve decided that my repertoire of vocabulary gems is growing weak. So in order to improve my daily life, here are 5 phrases that I will incorporate into my life today: 1. TWO TOWNS OVER. This is a fun one. When someone asks you where you’ve been or where you got that, this is a great line to use. For example: Passerby: Hey, where did you get that Discman with 6 seconds of shock protection? ME: I got it at a yard sale, TWO TOWNS OVER! 2. GUMPTION. I think I know what it means, but I’m too lazy to Google it. I think it means you have heart, but who cares. Either way...
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The Whitest Kids U?Know
2008-02-05 12:24:00
Reading my Entertainment Weekly the other day, I came across a new sketch comedy show that they liked called: The Whitest Kids U’Know, which is on IFC.  (And no, it’s not about that Albino Camp you to as a child) First off, I had no idea that there was a channel called IFC.  I think it ...
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And We?re Back!!!!!
2008-02-04 01:32:00
Sorry about the site being down a few days, as I was trying to get a handle on some Wordpress issues. Aside from that, the next few days I will be changing around TVDeuce a bit, I know I just did, but I want to really change how I do the blog. So ...
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Have You Seen Breaking Bad???
2008-01-29 12:38:00
AMC’s new show about a cancer patient turned meth lab creator is really good.  It stars Bryan Cranston from Seinfeld, and Malcom in the Middle.  Now granted, I’ve seen more of him than I’d really like to in the 2nd episode (think Dennis Franz people) the show is very good and absolutely worth watching. State of ...
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Don?t Do Drugs Naked
2008-01-25 01:11:00
First of all, let me say that Heath Ledger’s death is a tragedy. I know that the cause of death is undetermined, but they think some type of drug use, albeit legal or illegal was involved. Which gets me to my point. Why are most celebs that are found dead of drug use, naked? ...
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Bluetooth Jerks
2008-01-24 04:09:00
  If you see anyone wearing one of these that is out of their car and NOT devoid of 8 or more fingers, smack those fools! I’m sick of people walking around with these things.  You look like a weenie and you’re not that important. The only good part about the headset is that it helps me spot ...
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American Idol: Night One
2008-01-16 11:44:00
  Here’s what you need to know about the episode: *The girls that are talented are also much better looking than in years past.  Yes, I’m beginning this post in the shallow end of the pool. *I’m diggin’ the kickboxer chick.  So she’s cute and sings well, plus they did a profile about her so that bodes well ...
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10 Best Cartoon Character Names
2008-01-13 16:39:00
We all love cartoons.  So I decided to dig up the 10 Best Character Names ever.  The list includes the obvious and the obscure.  Some are funny, while others are serious.  But one thing is for sure: This is the Ultimate List of the 10 Best Cartoon Character Names Ever. #10 - KIT CLOUDKICKER (TAIL SPIN) While ...
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Weekend Tidbits
2008-01-13 01:01:00
Not to much going on this weekend.  Sorry about the lack of updates, with the Fancast launch, I wanted to devote a little more time on that side.  Remember, my articles can be found here. I thought 30 Rock was brilliant, yet again this week.  Also remembered that if you want to limit the amount of ...
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Fancast Will Go ?Live? Today (Warning: Shameless Plug)
2008-01-08 12:20:00
Well today is an interesting day, as the Comcast site Fancast is set to go “live” today when Comcast unveils it at CES today.  Now it’s been up and running, but basically it’s been word of mouth.  Now Comcast is going to throw some duckets into advertising it. Why should you care? Well hopefully a lot of ...
More About: Today , Live , Warning , Plug , Mele

How To Combine The Simpsons & Family Guy To Make One Fantastic Show
2008-01-06 21:00:00
You like peanut butter and jelly, so you combine them. You like peas and you like carrots, so you combine them. Finally, you like cute girls and boxing, so you combine them.   But what if you could take 2 shows and mix them into a SUPER-MEGA SHOW? Too good to be true? ...
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TVDeuce.com: BEST & WORST of 2007
2007-12-31 15:07:00
2007, We Hardly Knew Ye. Well I know you’ve been clamoring for weeks for The Official TVDeuce.com Year In Review, so I won’t waste your time any longer. Here are the high/low lights from the year that was. REFERENCE NAME OF THE YEAR: MR. CONRAD BAIN Bain beat out perenial favorites Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and fellow ...
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If I Know My Geography?.
2007-12-29 14:34:00
Yesterday I was helping my friend Dustin move some couches to a summer house his family had bought. While that makes for a better tidbit than story, the real action happened while at his local U-Haul. First of all, if you are unfamiliar with U-Haul, the business plan is remarkably efficient. They have fleets ...
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
2007-12-24 19:36:00
Happy Holidays From TVDeuce! In honor of the birth of Jesus, TVDeuce is redoing it’s look.  So check back all week to see if I decided to update the site’s look anymore. Feedback on the new look is always welcomed.
More About: Happy Holidays , Clint , Topics , Happy

Happy Birthday Jesus?.I Hope You Like Crap!
2007-12-21 02:39:00
That is one of the best Norm McDonald lines ever. Over the next week many of us will gather with friends, family, and crack whores that look like Amy Winehouse. While you’re with them, please don’t be the guy/girl that: *Tries to dissect and explain the Writer’s Strike. Nobody cares about the details, all they care ...
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Preggers, Bums With Cellphones and Homer Simpson Ages
2007-12-19 02:39:00
About 30 minutes ago, my wife is watching E! when they cut in for “BREAKING NEWS.” They announce that Jamie Lynn Spears , the 16 year old sister of Britney, is preggers. The best part was that the chick breaking the news says “Nickelodeon has confirmed…” Remember when Nickelodeon was showing “You ...
More About: Cellphones , Simpson , Homer Simpson

Holiday Party Time
2007-12-16 20:13:00
Holiday Parties: A time when friends, strangers, and occasionally a guy that kinda looks like Sebastian Bach gather for a joyful discussions on news and philosophies, sampling wonderful holiday foods, and of course, getting shitty. So if you’re planning on hosting a Holiday Party , you better go all out. So here is TVDeuce’s Guide To Your ...
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Huge News!! A MUST READ!
2007-12-13 19:42:00
Well, it finally happened! About a month ago I was contacted to see if I would be interested in being a contributor for the blogs at Fancast.com.  Never heard of it?  Trust me, I didn’t either.  The reason is that the site is still in Beta and won’t have an official launch ’till CES.  It’s an ...
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7 Cute Girls The Writing Strike Is Robbing Us Of
2007-12-12 02:48:00
The TV writers are on strike, not getting paid, and I assume at some point they will move out of their apartments and begin turning tricks on Hollywood corners with all those adult movie rejects, who moved to Cali to “express themselves artistically.” I weep for them. Actually, I do, because I would love to ...
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