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Dog abuse in Orange County.
2008-03-06 14:44:00
I like dogs. And I like to see dogs treated with respect. This is nowhere near. I've blacked out the woman's face out of pity. Will someone please call the RSPCA?
More About: Abuse , Orange , Orange County , County

Lip gloss with built-in LED lights.
2007-10-18 10:17:00
It was bound to happen sooner or later. So now, ladies, you can touch up even though it's pitch dark using the automatic on/off LED light on this lip gloss. One panel of the packaging even has a small mirror, so you can see what you're doing. Available in five shades from Australian ModelCo at AUD 32:- a piece.
More About: Lip Gloss , Lights , Gloss

Let all nuts beware.
2007-10-18 10:17:00
What can I say? Bill should know that Hillary is not to be fooled with. Perhaps Barack and the rest of the pack will learn the same lesson. But there's a lot of hard nuts to be cracked before election day.
More About: Beware , Nuts

Bacon and eggs cufflinks.
2007-10-18 10:17:00
Weirdness I don't know what to say. And I like weird cufflinks. But at a horrendous USD 300:- a pair it's just not funny anymore. Probably not even for the dedicated foodie. From Barney's.
More About: Eggs , Cufflinks , Bacon

Dog abuse in Orange County.
2007-10-18 10:17:00
I like dogs. And I like to see dogs treated with respect. This is nowhere near. I've blacked out the woman's face out of pity. Will someone please call the RSPCA?
More About: Abuse , Orange , Orange County , County

Bacon and eggs cufflinks.
2007-10-08 20:53:00
Weirdness I don't know what to say. And I like weird cufflinks. But at a horrendous USD 300:- a pair it's just not funny anymore. Probably not even for the dedicated foodie. From Barney's.
More About: Eggs , Cufflinks , Bacon

Let all nuts beware.
2007-08-18 11:31:00
What can I say? Bill should know that Hillary is not to be fooled with. Perhaps Barack and the rest of the pack will learn the same lesson. But there's a lot of hard nuts to be cracked before election day.
More About: Beware , Nuts

Lip gloss with built-in LED lights.
2007-08-02 17:16:00
It was bound to happen sooner or later. So now, ladies, you can touch up even though it's pitch dark using the automatic on/off LED light on this lip gloss. One panel of the packaging even has a small mirror, so you can see what you're doing. Available in five shades from Australian ModelCo at AUD 32:- a piece.
More About: Lip Gloss , Lights , Gloss

Bib for sloppy smokers.
2007-08-02 17:15:00
Imagine allowing smoking in bars and restaurants again, but at the same time require smokers to wear one of these every time they wish to light up. Looking like an idiot while slowly comitting suicide. If this won't make you quit, I don't know what will. USD 40:- on Taylor Gifts.
More About: Smokers

Hand cranked blender.
2007-08-02 17:15:00
If you definitely can't be without your morning smoothie (or evening margarita, for that matter) even though you're trekking or camping or whatever, this is the thing for you. The hand cranked blender. From the site: "It features a 48 oz. (1.5 liter) graduated Lexan pitcher with an O-ring sealing top, a removable pour spout that's a 1 oz. shot glass, a brushed stainless steel finish, soft stable rubber feet, an ergonomic handle, two-speed operation, and a C-clamp for stable operation" USD 88:- on the Gaiam webshop.
More About: Blender , Hand , Lend , Crank , Cran

Travel light.
2007-08-02 17:15:00
This must be the ultimate over-nighter. No fuss, no muss. Just everything you need to spend the night away from home. By Dutch design shop Invotis Orange and distributed (?) by Fred & Friends. Price? No idea, but it can't be that expensive.
More About: Travel , Light

Bib for sloppy smokers.
2007-07-12 12:41:00
Imagine allowing smoking in bars and restaurants again, but at the same time require smokers to wear one of these every time they wish to light up. Looking like an idiot while slowly comitting suicide. If this won't make you quit, I don't know what will. USD 40:- on Taylor Gifts.
More About: Smokers

Hand cranked blender for the camper who has everything.
2007-06-27 01:51:00
If you definitely can't be without your morning smoothie (or evening margarita, for that matter) even though you're trekking or camping or whatever, this is the thing for you. The hand cranked blender. From the site: "It features a 48 oz. (1.5 liter) graduated Lexan pitcher with an O-ring sealing top, a removable pour spout that's a 1 oz. shot glass, a brushed stainless steel finish, soft stable rubber feet, an ergonomic handle, two-speed operation, and a C-clamp for stable operation" USD 88:- on the Gaiam webshop.
More About: Blender , Hand , Blend , Thing , Ender

Dog bodyfat gauge.
2007-06-25 16:22:00
Strange how many weird gadgets are meant for dogs. What is it with our furry friends that triggers this incredible inventiveness? God only knows (and perhaps some demographics experts and marketers). Here's a new gizmo by a Japanese company, a gadget that measures body fat - on dogs. So if Fluffy is looking a bit flabby, give her a going over with this and find out if she really is. Or if she's just gotten pregnant, somehow. The device can apparently be found somewhere on this site (in Japanese).
More About: Auge , Gauge

Vote for us!
2007-06-25 16:22:00
Plain Crazy has been nominated in the Blogger's Choice Awards in the "Best Humour Blog" category and two other categories. Please vote for us!
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Pizza Pillow.
2007-06-25 16:22:00
I guess that after the mortadella rug, it was only a question of time. Buy both and make your home complete.
More About: Pizza , Pillow

Dog tongue toy.
2007-06-25 16:22:00
Of all the crazy things dog owners can be persuaded to buy for their pets, I think this is one of the most fun. It's a bit like those crazy baby pacifiers with the grotesque teeth. I think I'm going to get one of these for a friend who has a dog, and buys all sorts of weird stuff for it. The tongue dog toy comes from Ziclotech (in Spanish) and is available in two sizes, 15 and 22 cm, at EUR 14:50 (USD 19:60) and EUR 18:50 (USD 25:-) respectively.
More About: Tongue , Tong

Travel light.
2007-06-25 16:21:00
This must be the ultimate over-nighter. No fuss, no muss. Just everything you need to spend the night away from home. By Dutch design shop Invotis Orange and distributed (?) by Fred & Friends. Price? No idea, but it can't be that expensive.
More About: Travel , Light

Dog bodyfat gauge.
2007-06-15 00:26:00
Strange how many weird gadgets are meant for dogs. What is it with our furry friends that triggers this incredible inventiveness? God only knows (and perhaps some demographics experts and marketers). Here's a new gizmo by a Japanese company, a gadget that measures body fat - on dogs. So if Fluffy is looking a bit flabby, give her a going over with this and find out if she really is. Or if she's just gotten pregnant, somehow. The device can apparently be found somewhere on this site (in Japanese).
More About: Auge , Gauge

Vote for us!
2007-06-08 15:59:00
Plain Crazy has been nominated in the Blogger's Choice Awards in the "Best Humour Blog" category and two other categories. Please vote for us!
More About: Vote

Pizza Pillow.
2007-06-03 23:19:00
I guess that after the mortadella rug, it was only a question of time. Buy both and make your home complete.
More About: Pizza , Pillow

Kiddie treadmill.
2007-05-12 19:47:00
You do what your parents do. At least until you reach puberty and decide to do the exact opposite. But until then the kid's treadmill will serve as an educational toy, complete with Fisher-Price/My First Sony color scheme. Oh, it's USD 100:-.
More About: Kidd

Wrinkle smoother.
2007-05-12 19:47:00
Here's a problem-solver for the ladies. You may not be aware of it, but apparently sleeping on one's side causes women to develop a mid-chest wrinkle showing right where the décolletage is supposed to show only smooth skin. This self adhesive pad is supposed to smooth old chest wrinkles and prevent new ones. USD 29:95 on Problemsolvers. Snakeoil, anyone?
More About: Smooth

As if the cartoons was not enough...
2007-05-12 19:46:00
The dust after the fight over the pretty un-funny "Mohammed cartoons" has hardly settled and here comes another blow. The dashboard Mohammed. To add to the dashboard Jesus, Elvis and hula girl that already crowds the dashboard of your pickup-truck. Someone had to manufacture a figure after one of the cartoons and now tries to peddle them on-line. Would look just right on the dash of one of those "civilian security contractors" armored Explorers in Baghdad I suppose.
More About: Cartoons , Enough , Cart , Toons , The Car

Dog tongue toy.
2007-05-12 19:45:00
Of all the crazy things dog owners can be persuaded to buy for their pets, I think this is one of the most fun. It's a bit like those crazy baby pacifiers with the grotesque teeth. I think I'm going to get one of these for a friend who has a dog, and buys all sorts of weird stuff for it. The tongue dog toy comes from Ziclotech (in Spanish) and is available in two sizes, 15 and 22 cm, at EUR 14:50 (USD 19:60) and EUR 18:50 (USD 25:-) respectively.
More About: Tongue , Tong

Kiddie treadmill.
2007-03-06 15:56:00
You do what your parents do. At least until you reach puberty and decide to do the exact opposite. But until then the kid's treadmill will serve as an educational toy, complete with Fisher-Price/My First Sony color scheme. Oh, it's USD 100:-.
More About: Read , Kidd

As if the cartoons was not enough...
2007-03-06 15:56:00
The dust after the fight over the pretty un-funny "Mohammed cartoons" has hardly settled and here comes another blow. The dashboard Mohammed. To add to the dashboard Jesus, Elvis and hula girl that already crowds the dashboard of your pickup-truck. Someone had to manufacture a figure after one of the cartoons and now tries to peddle them on-line. Would look just right on the dash of one of those "civilian security contractors" armored Explorers in Baghdad I suppose.
More About: Cartoon , Cartoons , Enough , Cart , Toons

Wrinkle smoother.
2007-03-06 15:56:00
Here's a problem-solver for the ladies. You may not be aware of it, but apparently sleeping on one's side causes women to develop a mid-chest wrinkle showing right where the décolletage is supposed to show only smooth skin. This self adhesive pad is supposed to smooth old chest wrinkles and prevent new ones. USD 29:95 on Problemsolvers. Snakeoil, anyone?
More About: Other , Smooth

Greenback eau de dough.
2007-03-06 15:55:00
It's USD 12:95 for a 5 oz. bottle. Maybe here's where the smell of money comes in... From Liquid Money.
More About: Green , Back , Dough , Doug

Cake plates for exact measurements.
2007-03-06 15:55:00
I've been looking at these two pictures again and again, not being able to decide where to post them. They are fun, but are they smart and belong on Smart Stuff? Or are they cool enough to fit on Cool Finds? Or are they just crazy? Well here goes. I just decided they are crazy enough and belong right here. I present the most accurate cake plates in the world. Who can say their piece of cake is smaller, now? From Swiss TMP. Who else, but the Swiss? Made of hardened glass and designed by Gessaga & Hindermann.
More About: Men , Cake , Plat , Late , Sure