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Al-Qaeda Mastermind Confesses to Planning 911 and Claims Responsibility For
2007-03-15 01:46:00
The man that has long been considered to be the mastermind behind the 911 attacks, Khalid Sheihk Mohammed admitted he planned the worst terrorist attacks in U.S. history, according to just obtained military court transcripts (see link below).''I was responsible for the 9/11 operation from A to Z,'' Mohammed said during a secret military court proceeding last Saturday.The Pentagon unclassified the transcripts today, but did not make them immediately available to the public.However, I have exclusively obtained the court transcripts before the rest of the media, including The Washington Post, The New York Times, Associated Press and The Smoking Gun.(You'll need Acrobat since this is a PDF document)
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Khalid Sheihk Mohammed Admits Planning 9/11
2007-03-15 00:57:00
Update: We have exclusively obtained and posted the entire military court transcript confession to the 911 attacks by Khalid Sheihk Mohammed Original story broke before most of the media (except FOX):The Pentagon released this afternoon the unclassified testimony of the man charged with planning the 911 attacks admits to his role and reveals other shocking news, including assassination attempts on former President Carter, Clinton and the Pope.The Pentagon released court transcripts from Mohammed's confession made during a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.THIS IS A FRESH NEWS STORYPlease stay tuned for updates to this page throughout the evening.
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Basketball Coach Gives Birth Then Goes to Championship Game
2007-03-15 00:07:00
Talk about team loyalty. University of Nebraska at Kearney women's basketball coach Carol Russell is "never" late for practice or a game. In fact, she is notoriously on time and expects that from her players and her own children.But Russell was about three minutes late for the beginning of her team's championship game last night. The coach had give birth only hours before the game, so she had a most acceptable reason for being late (especially her first time).Just about five hours before the start of the North Central Region basketball tournament in Grand Forks, North Dakota, the coach gave birth to a 6 pound baby boy. But she didn't let that stop her from being there for her team."I could have watched the Webcast, but I wanted to be there for the girls because they've been working so hard for this all year," Russell told the Associated Press.By half-time Russell and her players were tiring out."I usually stand up the whole game, but I didn't have the energy," she said Russell...
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FLASH: "Getting Hot In Here" - Astronaut Love Emails Revealed
2007-03-07 22:51:00
Emails from the worldwide publicized love triangle among three NASA astronauts - and ended in an arrest for attempted kidnapping - have been revealed.The emails were leaked from the state attorney's office in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, which has jurisdiction over the bizarre events little over a month ago when former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak somehow saw the emails and drove nearly 1,000 miles in diapers to and attacked Colleen Shipman with pepper spray in Orlando, Florida. In building a case against Lisa Nowak for attempted kidnapping, the state attorney's office subpoenaed emails sent among the three astronauts.The content of the fascinating emails are saucy and provocative. In one email exchange between the target of Nowak's maniac plan, Colleen Shipman writes to Officer William Oefelein on January 8 of this year: "Lots of love coming your way...and kisses and a great big giant hug with my legs around you." Oefelein replies sportively but does not acknowledge her racy comment: ...
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Watch Boiling Water Turn to Snow Instantly
2007-03-07 01:47:00
On Mt. Washington in New Hampshire the winds are the strongest in the world (up to 120 mph) and the temperatures are approximately 30 to 40 below with the wind chill).This amazing video shows how boiling water can instantly turn to snow. Wow.This one throwing boiling water into a backyard in sub-zero temperatures is cool too.
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Why We Should Worry About Bird Flu and Be Prepared
2007-02-24 01:25:00
While the world is obsessed with Britney Spears and Anna Nicole Smith, the clock is ticking on a mutation of the avaian bird flu from human to human.The global threat that made so much news a year ago seems to have been lost completely in other news of celebrity antics, and to be fair, the Iraq war.This is all despite the fact that the bird flu is spreading. This week Russian health officials claim they had one of the worst outbreaks of bird flu in that country, with the virus nearly reaching the capital city of Moscow.Today, officials in Afghanistan and Pakistan ordered the slaughter of hundreds of birds after a number of birds were found to be infected with the deadly H5N1 virus.While a porky Al Gore jaunts around the world in his private, carbon gas polluting jet (oh yeah, he 'buys' carbon credits which make the pollution magically disappear) to give paid speeches that the world is going to end in 50 years due to global warming, a much more immediate threat quietly festers, spr...
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Ben and Jerry's Stephen Colbert Ice Cream Leaks? Is This A Scoop?
2007-02-08 07:41:00
This story has since been confirmed after Ben & Jerry's appeared on the Colbert Nation show on March 5, 2007 with the Americone Dream ice cream.Here is the original story with what where only rumors a month ago:According to a Colbert fan site, they got a scoop on the Ben and Jerry's carton design claiming it was leaked by a Whole Foods employee.Ben and Jerry's company spokesman Rob Michalak said: "I can neither confirm nor deny it. But I can say there's been a lot of experimentation with red, white and blue." The alleged design (shown here) cannot be confirmed. Any Photoshop pro could have put this together as a prank (and if it is a prank, great designer, huh?) because rumors have swirled on the Internet for months about a Colbert ice cream. Colbert has amassed a large fan base in the less than two years he has been on the air, and has even won a number of prestigious awards and recognitions. But most people know Colbert from John Stewart's Daily Show, where he was a correspon...
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The Shopping Network Host Describes a Moth as a Horse
2006-12-29 02:06:00
If you have not seen this video from The Home Shop ping network, you must. It is probably one of the funniest and stupidest things I've ever seen.Sadly for the guy, this idiotic video of him, seen all over the world via the Internet and television, is going to be what he'll be remembered for no matter what he does from now on out, unless he does something stupider than this, which is nearly impossible to imagine.The salesman is selling some photo equipment and he holds up a large printed colored image of what is clearly a moth.Did somebody slip some LSD in his coffee? Really though, how do you explain this? This guy should definitely start a blog to describe his whole experience, promote it, make some money and go on a safari where he can watch pink elephants chase giant ants. My goodness!Now if it were the case where the salesman for the Shopping Network accidentally identified a moth as a butterfly, we would have never heard of it. But that didn't happen, and whatever universe t...
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