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Melissa London Is “Butterface” Personified.
2007-08-22 20:27:00
If “butterface” were an entry in the english dictionary you’d find a picture of this broad under that heading. Seriously, she’s the reason doggy style was invented. And pillows. And turning off the lights.
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A Charlie Uchea Nip Slip
2007-08-22 20:22:00
I’m not writing anything today because I’m feeling lazy and you fuckers don’t read it anyway. Enjoy.
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Sophie & Rhian’s Topless Holiday
2007-08-22 20:17:00
*yawns**stretches**attempts to come up with something witty, goes back to bed instead*
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Hey Babe, Your Bikini Top Is Too Small
2007-08-21 00:37:00
Trying to stuff DD tits into a small bikini top is certainly one way to get a guy’s attention. Another is to rip a fart and light it. Try it some time.
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Zoo Throws a Pool Party.
2007-08-21 00:33:00
The only questions I have right now are really pretty simple: Where are these pool parties and how do I get invited? The only time I’ve ever been to a party like this I got so drunk I used the pool as a toilet and hit on a fat chick named Leslie. The next morning I woke up and had her underwear in my pocket and a strange rash on my ass. Hopefully I didn’t do anything stupid.
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The Biggest Vag On Earth
2007-08-21 00:29:00
This gives new meaning to the phrase “jump in head first.” It’s also good enough to be called the Clip of the Week.
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Christi Shake Loves Her Boobs
2007-08-21 00:26:00
What you’re looking at is a woman who is absolutely, positively, if-she-could-mount-them-on-the-mantle-she -would in love with her own rack. Can you blame her? If I was carrying around milk bags that looked like that (and if I was a woman, of course) I’d have a drink between them with one of those cute little curly straws at all times just to garner more attention. Plus it would be a kick ass way to carry around a rum and coke.“Hey bartender, Joe Boo needs a refill!”
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Celebrity Sex Tapes - Lebanese Singer Haifa Wehbe
2007-08-02 14:25:00
Haifa Wehbe is a Lebanese model, actress, and singer who rose to fame in the Arab world as runner up for 'Miss Lebanon' and later the release of her debut album Huwa az-Zaman.From WikipediaHaifa Wehbe Sex Tape
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Paris Goes Commando Again
2007-08-02 13:44:00
Who needs panties? Not Paris Hilton. Paris is back to her party-girl self as she was spotted sans undies at Les Deux with a mixed drink in one hand and a beer in another.I sure hope she had someone sober driving her home after partying though.
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Some Madonna See-Through Action
2007-08-01 19:21:00
I don’t know about you but I can still see a hint of sex appeal in Madonna . If you look really hard you’ll be able to find it right up around the chest area. See those things? Yeah, they’re called boobs and believe it or not those things can actually hold a guy’s attention for obscene amounts of time. Like right now for instance. You might not like her but I guarantee you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for farting. Hell, some might even find that attractive (which is just wrong).I personally liked her better back in the good ol’ Truth Or Dare days, but that’s only because she could deepthroat a bottle. If she tried that now her teeth would probably fall out.
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Aisleyne In a See-Through Thong Bikini
2007-08-01 00:52:00
Continuing with the thong bikini theme today we now have the super-duper sexy Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace giving your wife/girlfriend yet another reason to make you sleep on the couch. I know, as if that “accident” with her sister the other night wasn’t reason enough, huh? I bet it sounded like a great idea but next time try bangin’ her at a hotel as opposed to the shower; less chance of getting busted, you know.
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Lola Ponce Sporting a Thong Bikini
2007-07-31 15:20:00
Here are some shots of the smokin’ hot Lola Ponce in a booty-baring thong bikini and as you can clearly see her ass was made for spankin’. Know what else was made for spankin’? Kids, especially the ones who disrupt a perfectly good meal at Denny’s (how can anyone not love the Grand Slam breakfast?) by constantly turing around to inquire about what you’re eating. Hey kid, if you really want to know what I’m eating why not come on over and give it a sniff. That way when your puny little cherub face is close enough to my plate I can quickly jerk my knee up and knock a few more of those Chiclets out of your mouth for you. Mommy might not like it, but she doesn’t really like you either; she just pretends so she can keep the food stamps.
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Britney Spears And Her Ass In A Thong Ready To Get Fucked
2007-07-31 15:16:00
Here are some new pictures that just made their way onto the internet of crazy Britney Spears with her big ass squeezed into a thong. She looks like she is ready to get fucked by that hot chick and that gay dude, now that would be a sex tape I’d love to see.
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Dita von Teese Does the Topless Swing Thing
2007-07-30 20:51:00
I’ve never been into this broad much but since a fan of the site (thanks Polio Pete) sent them along I figured I’d slap them up for you good folks to gawk at. On a side note I’ve been watching the show John From Cincinnati on HBO and can’t help but think that creator David Milch took a little too much LSD back when he was a kid. That show couldn’t get more ambiguous if it tried, and just when I think I have things figured out something else happens that makes me do the ol’ “huhwhatthefuck.” I’m all for letting the viewer work things out on his own but every now and then it’s nice to get a little insight from the people runnin’ the bingo as to what’s going on.
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Asia Argento Is A Dirty Little Whore
2007-07-30 15:45:00
Asia Argento has always come across as a nasty little whore, and these pictures of her in the Italian version of GQ magazine help prove that fucking point; and it’s fucking great because I love nasty little whores. These pictures leave little to the imagination and that’s fine with me, just someone, for the love of god, give her my phone number.
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Lucy & Michelle Get Topless In Maxim
2007-07-30 00:19:00
Two words can easily sum up this smokin’ hot photo-shoot: Baby bottle. Get it? Yeah, I know you do.
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A Little Victoria Beckham See-Through Action
2007-07-30 00:17:00
She might seem about as happy as a crackhead in a court-ordered detox program 99% of the time but in my opinion Victoria Beckham is easily one of the most attractive women on either side of the pond. Unfortunately her hubby is a soccer. . .I mean football playing douche bag but as long as she keeps wearing shirts like the one below I’m willing to overlook that obvious lapse in judgment. Now who’s up for some tea?
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Gemma Atkinson In Her Bra & Panties
2007-07-30 00:09:00
Here are some shots of the ridiculously top-heavy (and absolutely mouth-watering) Gemma Atkins on in her bra and panties. I had a neighbor once who would walk to the mailbox in nothing but a bra and panties but for some odd reason I never found that quite as exciting. I think it might have something to do with said neighbor being an overweight middle-aged man but it also could have been because red just wasn’t his color. I guess I’ll never know.
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Claire Danes Shows Us Her Nipple
2007-07-27 13:59:00
Claire Danes gives up a nip slip during an appearance on MTV Canada while promoting her new movie Stardust.
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The Best Real Boobs. . .Anywhere!
2007-07-27 13:49:00
I know it says the “Best Real Boob s In Britain” but you’d be hard pressed to find 50 girls here in the States to contend with these au natural knockers. Nine times out of ten the girls here are either so pumped full of plastic they could double as a water rafts or they have so many kids they could use their tits as kneepads while they scrub the floors of their double-wides. In other words I want to move to Britain (or at the very least pay it an extended visit).
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A Few Hot New Blondes Courtesy of Nuts
2007-07-27 13:47:00
Dear Nuts ,I respectfully request that the next time you publish a list of scantily clad and/or naked cuties you call me first so I can find a way to get to your offices in order to assist you in the interviewing and photography processes. I’ll bring the beer.Sincerely,
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Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard At the Beach
2007-07-27 13:24:00
The only gripe I have with this photo set is the fact that Lucy Pinder didn’t let those ginormous, flesh-stretching floppies out to play, too. Well, that and the fact that they aren’t both slathering my naked body with baby oil (there’s a mental image for you) while I stuff my maw with handfuls of Cracker Jack. Why Cracker Jack? If you have to ask then you don’t deserve an explanation.
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Coco’s Rack Is About To Explode.
2007-07-23 22:49:00
I. . .um. . .er. . .yeah. I was about to type something clever and profound but for some reason I just can’t seem to concentrate. I think it was the chili I ate last night. Then again it might be Coco’s double-stuffed rack that’s causing my brain to short-circuit like Johnny 5 after a night of downing motor oil, but I can’t be sure. I’m still thinking it was the chili.
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Jennifer Ellison In Lingerie
2007-07-23 02:34:00
Jennifer Ellis on looks fucking unbelievable in these lingerie pictures. I’ve posted a lot of sexy pictures of over the last year, but these are my new favorites.
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The Rules of Porn
2007-07-20 20:51:00
The ugly, fat chick will fuck really good, and loudly.Anytime someone masturbates, he or she will get caught, and then get fucked.Whenever a man and woman are left alone, they will fuck.Whenever a woman removes a piece of clothing, even a hat or sock, she will get fucked.Whenever a woman appears on the screen, sooner or later, she will get fucked.The chick with the smallest tits will get fucked up the ass.The hairy guy will have a really big penis.Anyone who catches a couple having sex will eventually join in.There will be an uncomfortably long closeup of a guy’s face while he’s in the throes of passion. Also, there will be an equally long shot of that guy’s ass as he bangs some chick.At least one of these problems will be evident on a starlet: a zit on her ass, a horrible tattoo on her ass cheek or breast, or razor burn around her private area.All problems in the plot will be caused by sex; on the other hand, all problems will be solved through sex.If a girl is having sex wit...
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Harry Potter and the Magical Shag
2007-07-20 19:24:00
Word is already leaking out about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows. Everyone wants to know whether Harry will die, how good will overcome Voldermort and his gang of gnarly death eaters, etc.At the risk of seeming shallow - or maybe it's because I work in sexuality - I'm curious to know whether Harry Potter will lose his virginity.Here are a few of the things I'd like to know about Harry Potter and the ins and outs of sex in the magical world: 1. Who’s it going to be? From what we’ve read, I think it’s pretty clear that Harry is straight, and up to now Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang and Hermione Granger would appear the frontrunners. 2. Are the fireworks bigger in wizard or muggle sex? 3. Is it appropriate to use magical spells during love making, or is this considered cheap? 4. Are wizards immune to STDs and unwanted pregnancies? If not, are physical magical forms of contraception and protection more effective?What are your thoughts on Harry’s entry into the world o...
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Britney Takes a Dip In Her Undies
2007-07-20 18:00:00
So here’s Britney Spears going for a little splish-splash in the ocean in her underwear. Who gives a fuck? I hope this bitch gets eaten by hammerhead shark, that way I won’t be compelled to post these ridiculous pictures ever again. Or maybe a seal. Do seals eat meat? If not they should start.
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Brittany Murphy is a Doll.
2007-03-24 15:58:00
My girlfriend and I constantly go ’round and ’round about whether or not this sexy piece of ass is actually attractive or not. More often than not the conversation ends with her stomping off somewhere to sulk while I smile inwardly knowing that the argument is moot (I love that word. . .moot) and that trying to convinve me that Brittany Murphy is anything but nut-swellingly (yeah, I made that up. . .so what?) gorgeous is useless. After she’s had time to stew about her loving boyfriend not-so-secretly lusting over another girl I usually find her, wrap my arms around her and tell her she’s the only one for me. And you know what? She really is.
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Eva Longoria Lesbian Kiss Pictures
2007-03-24 15:45:00
These pictures of Eva Longoria kissing another chick are from way back in 2005 from some lame B – Movie called Carlita’s Secret; but no matter how old they are, they are still fucking hot.Update: I found the video of the scene.
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Picture
2007-03-24 15:17:00
Marisa Tomei one of my all time favorite female celebrity hotties, recently was filming some movie when a photographer snapped a very nice upskirt picture. This picture is pretty hot; I only wish she had forgotten to wear her panties.
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