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My Pleasure
2007-05-03 12:23:00
I’ll Take Mine Well-Branded… Hello, Madison Avenue? I’d actually watch commercials if you creators realized your 30 seconds is 28 more than my attention span. The “five W’s” just don’t belong in interactive commercials anymore, or print, for that matter. All I want is entertainment, and you know? It’s OK to brand it. What I mean ...
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ON SEX
2007-05-02 12:06:00
ADD ME. New York a couple of days ago occasioned to have me walking down West 54th and just past the building most still call “Studio 54.” It doesn’t look like much is going on there now, and appears to be occupied by several offices and other tenants. What a place that was. It really wasn’t ...

SAVE THE CHILDREN
2007-05-01 05:00:00
Baby Crying Contest in Tokyo TOKYO SETS THE TONE WITH BABIES, GOLFERS and STARS. SUMO WRESTLERS REQUIRED… Eighty-four babies born in 2006 took part in the annual baby crying contest at Sensoji temple in Tokyo April 28, 2007. The event is held to pray for the babies’ health and growth. The winner of the contest is ...
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Monday Monday
2007-04-30 08:26:00
Anemi, Here’s the info for you and your team. Lunch is at Palio’s at 1:00. Be safe and g’luk. E. Freeway Closures and Detour Routes: The interchanges from eastbound Interstate Highway 80 to eastbound Interstate Highway 580, and from westbound Interstate Highway 80 to southbound Interstate Highway 880, remain closed indefinitely. * For drivers traveling from San Francisco to ...
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GOT DAS?
2007-04-30 00:23:00
“DAD ALIENATION SYNDROME” Alec Baldwin is catching a bunch of grief, and yeah, mostly deserved. Maybe he is a hot-head, maybe he needs sessions on the futon, maybe the same goes for Mom and child. Hey, family is a group thing. Anyhow, Alec is going to have a tough go with his custody desires given ...

O?Reilly and Rivera
2007-04-27 19:14:00
Bill O’Reilly and Geraldo Rivera (Click to Enlarge) Sure, I like a good fight, but when I’m ready for one, I look for the Smackdown channel. A shouting match isn’t exactly a fight, particularly when it looks as rehearsed as a ‘Boogeyman’ vs. ‘Undertaker’ bout. The precipitant behind these two ‘newsheads,’ is that neither one wil ...
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No Doggs Allowed
2007-04-26 12:03:00
LONG CRIMINAL RECORD CITED AUSTRALIA REFUSES SNOOP DOGG ENTRY Dogg at past MTV Awards escorting unidentified women on chain leashes and collars. Because of his criminal past, Snoop Dogg was refused entry to Australia where he was to moderate MTV Australia video Music Awards. It’s not the first time that the Dogg’s character, weapons and drug offenses ...
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The One Club
2007-04-26 01:58:00
BE ONE. WE’LL BE THERE. (Click Pics to Enlarge) Two thousand very creatives from all over the world will gather in New York City on May 8-11 for the One Show Festival, advertising’s most prestigious annual event. Widely recognized as the standard of excellence, the One Show awards the year’s best work in advertising, design, interactive ...
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Anemic Royalty?
2007-04-25 12:22:00
(L>R) Zara, Princess Anne “Mum” & Zara, Royal Family en route to Charles & Camilla’s Civil Affair, Cavalli never looked better. Click all to enlarge. Hardly anemic. (This assignment was lifted from Anemi’s desk, sorry, bro, had to have it!) Zara Anne Elizabeth Phillips was born on May 15, 1981, at St Mary’s Hospital, Paddington. The second ...
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Play Station?
2007-04-25 03:23:00
FILE UNDER: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? Thanks to Sheryl Crow, we have the collaborative ’socio-politico-humorio’ thing to talk about, and hopefully, its course will run no longer than fifteen minutes. You know, take a dumb blond, some potty humor, a dash of politics and global warming, throw it on the wall, and watch the networks drool. ...
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One Ply, Or Two?
2007-04-24 11:14:00
SQUEEZE ME? A blonde, a brunette and a redhead, none of which being nappy, were walking along the beach, open to the public without restriction. A seagull flies over and ‘Alec Baldwins’ all over the blonde.The brunette says in a disgusted voice, “Hang on the bathroom is just ...

Bad Guys
2007-04-24 05:18:00
Think you know it all? Not until you read Jason Jason Whitlock has been creating water-cooler conversation in Kansas City since his arrival at The Star in 1994. His award-winning newspaper columns shock the funny bone, challenge conventional wisdom and cause readers to re-think their positions. COMMENTARY Imus isn?t the real bad guy Instead of wasting time on ...
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Hula, Rosie
2007-04-23 06:53:00
Rosie Bought the Farm in Hawaii Hope~Crosby ‘Who’s That Comin’ There,’ Road To Bali According to public records, Talking Head Roseanne Barr has paid $1,780,000 for a 46.33-acre farm in Hawaii. Unknown if seller kicked the bucket. Pretty good deal for Hawaii! Rosie, 54, said she had bought a property in Hawaii that grows macadamias, quipping, ?I always ...
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OJ Simpson Bankrupts Children
2007-04-22 11:21:00
It’s time, once again, for the book, “If I Did It,” and OJ Simpson , running defense, has intercepted the ball from the Fred Goldman team. This past Friday, OJ filed a petition of bankruptcy in Florida for Lorraine Brooke Associates (LBA), the entity incorporated in the State of Florida that inked the deal with Harper-Collins ...
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Dannielynn, Where Is?
2007-04-20 05:27:00
“Uncle Jurg and Auntie Em?” FLAGARANT PHONIES STEAL $2 MILLION FROM “DIAMOND MINE” INVESTORS: A bunch of people would like to know where-abouts’ of the man and woman who would be Dannielynn ’s Aunt and Uncle. Yes, there are more. The world is full of these phony prince & princesses von Anhalts. Prince Jurgen von Anhalt and divorced ...
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NAPPY HAIR, A RACIAL PART
2007-04-17 11:45:00
(L>R) “Nappy Hair ,” Prof. Carolivia Herron, Prof. Kay E. Vandergrift, Bushwick, NY, Hillary Swank, Sandy Dennis, Sidney Portier I’m not much for going to movies, and to this venue, I’m rarely current. I did see the biopic drama FREEDOM WRITERS not long ago, mainly because I like Hillary Swank, but I’ve seen this movie before ...
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Anna Nicole Dress Conspiracy
2007-04-16 11:41:00
Is it possible that after all this time the conspiracy has not been resolved? One of our gentle readers is in desperate need for the following Pol’ Atteu creation, and we have smacked into this Google road hazard. Anyhow, if you can lend a hand, just drop us a line: outeasy@gmail.com. See here for further ...
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AL SHARPTON?S JOURNEY
2007-04-16 06:39:00
  (16 April, 2007. This column will be updated as events warrant. By design, for now, as the Don Imus fiasco is fresh on everyone’s mind, coverage will be added later. There are a number of additional posts on this site addressing the affair. First to be added though, will be Al Sharp ton ’s ...
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