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laughnrelaxlaughnrelaxThis is a blog where you will find something to laugh.Its all about laugh,laughter,bit motivating and lot of fun Articles
Lets laugh together
2009-05-05 05:06:00 HI ALL.THIS IS A BLOG WHERE YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING TO LAUGH , SOMETHING TO RELAX AND SOMETHING MOTIVATING.BECAUSE I BELIEVE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.I HAVE INCLUDED SOME FUNNY VIDEOS,MAGIC TRICKS, KEWL MUSIC .ALSO I'M PLANNING TO ADD SOME NICE CONTESTS.SO KEEP ENJOYING.DO POST YOUR COMMENTS.
Win A Girl?s Heart???
2009-04-20 09:22:00 1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say ?could be better.? This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girl s are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she?s sleeping. If she is, say ?you better be.? Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she?s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies.7. If you?re talking to another girl, make sure she?s looking... More About: Heart
And then the fight started...
2009-04-16 20:09:00 My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started... More About: Fight
Ghost in Van- Funny
2009-04-14 13:06:00 Ghost Van - Just For Laugh Gags - Funny bloopers are a click away More About: Ghost
RINGS OF FIRE
2009-04-13 19:34:00 WHAT ARE THE 3 RINGS ASSOCIATED WITH WEDDING?(1) ENGAGEMENT RING(2) WEDDING RING AND OF COURSE "SUFFERING" More About: Fire , Rings
Let me escape!!!
2009-04-13 13:26:00 GIVE A CAPTION AND WIN AN EXCITING PRIZECONTEST ENDS 31 MAY 2009.GIVE EMAIL ID. More About: Escape
Success is 99% failure
2009-04-13 12:13:00 In 1832, he was a 22-year old business failure.? That same year he ran for the legislature and was defeated.? In 1833, he was a business failure once again.? In 1836, he was said to have suffered a nervous breakdown.? In 1838, he lost in an effort to become Speaker of the House in the State Legislature.? Five years later, he ran for Congress--again it was in vain.? In 1846, he ran for Congress and won --- only to lose his re-election bid in 1848.? He ran for the Senate in 1854, and lost.? He ran for the Vice-presidential nomination in 1856, and lost that too.? In 1860, he became the 16th President of the United States.That's right. Honest Abe Lincoln.This is God, reminding you to never give up. All of our challenges and apparent failures are just growth opportunities for you to grow, fix yourself and be ready for bigger and better things.Keep Going. More About: Success , Failure
Honeymoon
2009-04-10 12:15:00 The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't knowanything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?""OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'theprison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.And then they made love for the first time.Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes butthe girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives hima suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recentlyborn foal.Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."Simply turning his head, He YEL... More About: Honeymoon
All About Girlz lol
2009-04-09 12:54:00 HARD-DISK Girls:She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.WINDOWS Girls:Everyone knows that she cant do a thing right, but no one can live without her.SCREEN SAVER Girls:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!INTERNET Girls:Difficult to access.SERVER Girls:Always busy when you need her.MULTIMEDIA Girls:She makes horrible things look beautiful.CD-ROM Girls:She is always faster and faster.E-MAIL Girls:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.VIRUS Girls:Also known as WIFE
REST AND PEACE
2009-04-08 13:32:00 Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you. More About: Peace , Rest |
