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HO GOT KNOCKED THE EFF OUT
2007-10-03 16:58:00
Danny Bonaduce kicked Jonny Fairplay's ass at the Fox Reality Awards last night. Here's the bloody Jonny:He left in an ambulance . . . LOL!!! What a little bitch! Team Bonaduce ALL THE WAY! Just cuz he's hot.According to TMZ:Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said "They're booing him because they hate him."Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay lunged at him and wrapped his legs around him.Danny says he didn't know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay's jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him.More pics at DLISTED.

THEY STILL GOT IT
2007-10-02 19:37:00
From what I'm hearing, Van Halen is definitely not disappointing on their tour. Eddie still has his jumps and Dave's still got his crazy charisma. I'm so proud of them! Read some reviews at AB.

LUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
2007-10-02 19:04:00
Petey-Pie gets lucky again . . . his sentencing has been postponed so he can "TRY" to kick the drug habit. Yeah right. He wouldn't be Petey-Pie without the drugs!!! According to BBC:Sean Curran, the singer's lawyer, said District Judge Davinder Lachhar accepted his plea to adjourn the sentencing on Wednesday evening after Doherty tested negative during his six-week drugs treatment."Pete's doing very, very well, extremely well and he wants to give himself a chance."The court knows he's tested negative for drugs throughout his residential programme - that's six weeks now."The judge wants to see how he's keeping after the aftercare before he goes back for them to assess him."
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BRITNEY HANDS HER KIDS OVER
2007-10-02 17:06:00
Britney gave her kids up yesterday to K-Fed's bodyguard after a judge ordered her to do so. This just doesn't seem right to me. She had until Wednesday to give em up. I would wanna spend all the time I can with them before I had to give them up, am I right? Well, I guess she has different priorities because she gave em up yesterday and then went to a tanning salon, to the DMV, checked into a hotel, and then she had dinner at Nobu last night. What the hell??? She could've used all that time to spend her last moments with her kids before they were taken from her!! I'm having a hard time understanding her these days . . . I really want her to get the help she needs and get her life back on track, but the way she's acting, she's just pissing me off.Looks like the many reasons she lost custody besides the drivers license thing is that she did not do what she was ordered to do by the judge - she hasn't met with a drug counselor, refused drug tests, she didn't enroll in parenting c...
More About: Kids , Britney , Hands

OMG! BRITNEY HAS LOST CUSTODY OF HER KIDS!
2007-10-01 22:07:00
K-Fed's lawyer went to court today to bring up the fact that Britney 's been driving without a valid Cali license with her kids. She has until Wednesday with them, then she has to give them to Kevin. They will stay with their daddy until further notice. YIKES!!!OK! reports that the ruling states:"Respondent's oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing. The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court's prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Repondent's ex-parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in Department 88."
More About: Lost , Kids , Custody

COME ON NOW
2007-10-01 20:09:00
Isn't this a bit much? She looks like a damn clown. More pics at INO.

PAM ANDERSON GETTING MARRIED?
2007-10-01 19:46:00
Pam has been dating Rick Salomon for what? About 2 months??? It seems like it hasn't been very long, and they have applied for a marriage license. That's just crazy. Didn't she learn from her marriage to Kid Rock? That one only lasted like 3 months![SOURCE]
More About: Pam Anderson , Anderson , Getting Married , Married

WHAT??? GROSS!
2007-10-01 19:43:00
Jennifer Aniston was seen with Orlando Bloom, of all people, in Mexico this weekend. What the hell??? She is WAY too good for him.[SOURCE]
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SHILOH HAS A TOOTH!!!!
2007-10-01 19:36:00
Aw, how cute! Poor kid, I wouldn't wanna be in the Angelina/Brad family. I just don't like either one of them. I shouldn't say that, i'm sure it would be a nice life and they do seem to be great parents. More pics at DLISTED. In one of them, Shiloh looks totally stoned!

SHE MAY HAVE HAD ENOUGH, YEAH RIGHT
2007-10-01 19:25:00
Amy Winehouse' friends think she's had enough of her husband, Blake. They think she may be ready to dump his ass. A source says:"At the start of her relationship with Blake everyone liked him. Then they saw another side but tolerated him and thought that he still had her best interests at heart. But after his reaction to her overdose everyone agreed enough was enough - and ignored him at her birthday."He was at one side of the room with a few mates, Amy's pals were on the other. She's now confronted him and he admitted that after her overdose, he left her in her hospital bed to go and take more drugs. Now Amy's mates think she may have seen light at the end of the tunnel.""A relationship this intense and explosive just can't last. This could be the beginning of the end - fingers crossed."[SOURCE]
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WOOOOOO HOOOO!!!!
2007-10-01 17:17:00
JES WON!!!! I'M SO FRICKIN EXCITED!!! Heather was PISSED, it was SO funny!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Next Sunday is Rock of Love Reunion . . . that should be good.

YIKES!!!
2007-09-28 22:19:00
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL'S SWEATER PIES?????? YUCK. That's just really gross, I don't understand what went wrong here, but she should have noticed it before she left home, no??? See what Trent had to say about it at PITNB . . . . hilarious!

BRITNEY LOOKING PIRATEY KINDA
2007-09-28 22:06:00
Last night, Britney went to a Southland Addiction Cosmetics party. I kinda like what she's wearing. But them damn boots!!! She definitely needs some new ones, those are just butt ugly. More pics at POPSUGAR.
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SHILOH IS PRECIOUS
2007-09-28 22:00:00
Angelina brought Shiloh to FAO Shwarz toy store this afternoon, she got a babydoll!!! Shiloh is just adorable. Now we know what Brad looks like with big lips.[SOURCE]
More About: Precious , Reci

MORE OF JOHN EDWARD THOMAS
2007-09-28 19:29:00
Bridget Moynahan took her cute baby out to Bel Air Bay Club Thursday. I still say he looks like Shia LeBoueouououoeeeouf. Lot's more pics at CBB.
More About: John , Thomas , Edward , Thom , Homa

NOSTALGIA
2007-09-28 19:19:00
My God, I SOOOO wish I could see Van Halen, but they are not coming anywhere around here. I saw Van Hagar when I was 11, but that's not the same. Eddie's lookin pretty good, thank God he fixed his teeth, and thank God David Lee Roth cut his hair!!!More pics from their first comeback concert at MOLLYGOOD.
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W T F
2007-09-28 17:07:00
This is just utterly horrendous. I don't understand why she did it. That's all I have to say.[SOURCE] Ok . . . this one's not as bad, at least she has it fixed kinda cute:[SOURCE]

LOL!!!
2007-09-27 22:05:00
What would Rianna & Shia's baby look like??? Check it out HERE.

CUTE!!!
2007-09-27 19:33:00
Amanda Peet's daughter, Frances Pen, looks JUST like her!!! She's precious!!! More pics at CBS.
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ANOTHER DAY . . . .
2007-09-27 19:24:00
. . . Another couple of celebrity pregnancies. Melissa Joan Hart is said to be 3 months pregnant. Her and her husband have a 17-month old son. Eva Mendes was seen leaving prenatal classes, and it looks like a baby bump, so we are assuming . . .

THIS IS A RECORD I THINK
2007-09-27 17:20:00
2 Britney posts today, and neither one is bad!!! I don't think that's ever happened before! Britney & Allie went to a Burbank recording studio yesterday after eating at Acupolco restaurant. That's a good sign!!! UGH, like I said before, the girl has frightening taste in boots. I don't think I've ever seen her in a cute pair! Anyway, more pics at DLISTED.
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LINDSAY STAYS AT REHAB
2007-09-27 17:16:00
It was said yesterday that she may be getting out this weekend, but her mother says that she is staying. But that's not the important thing here, what the hell is this ho wearing??? I can't figure out if the gloves are attached to the dress or what! It looks weird.[SOURCE]
More About: Rehab , Lindsay , Stays

POOR BECKS
2007-09-27 17:14:00
David Beckham's dad had a heart attack yesterday, so he rushed to England to be with his father. His dad is only 59. Scary. I hope he gets better.[SOURCE]
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THIS SCARES ME
2007-09-27 17:03:00
The baby on the left was born to Tatyana Barabanova. She's 43 years old and she's from Russia. This kid was born at 17 freakin lbs. THAT IS EFFING CRAZY!!! She was born by c-section . . . THANK GOD. Check out the look on the face of the kid on the right!!! That baby is scared shitless!!![SOURCE]
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A NORMAL BRITNEY POST
2007-09-27 16:59:00
Here's Britney going to a Malibu tanning salon, looking pretty damn normal for once. She just has really bad taste in boots. Those blue contacts have got to go. I love blue eyes, but it doesn't look right on her for some reason. More pics at POPSUGAR.
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WHEN BRITNEY WAS INNOCENT
2007-09-26 22:12:00
. . . . Or at least we think she was. Here she is with her own Barbie doll. How cute. To see more old celebrity Barbie dolls, head over to CS.
More About: Britney , Innocent , Inno

WHY SO MUCH MAKEUP???
2007-09-26 22:08:00
Christina looks great with her little belly bump, but she needs to take it easy on the makeup!!! That's WAY too much![SOURCE]
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John Edward Thomas Moynahan
2007-09-26 19:29:00
Aw, he's so cute!! Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Shia Leboueououeeouf???[SOURCE]
More About: John , Thomas , Edward , Thom , Homa

U SHOULD KEEP TAMPONS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES
2007-09-26 19:07:00
Britney may have had good reason for bringing a photographer in the bathroom with her. Reportedly she asked him to get her a tampon. Well, that's boring, I was hoping for a better reason than that. Check out what DLISTED says about it . . . it's hilarious!!!
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LINDSAY GETTING OUT THIS WEEKEND?
2007-09-26 17:14:00
Lindsay might be getting out of rehab this weekend. I see another DUI coming soon. I really wouldn't be at all surprised.[SOURCE]
More About: Weekend , Lindsay