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YEAH YEAH YEAH
2007-09-25 22:03:00
Another day, another celebrity DUI. Kiefer Sutherland was pulled over about 1:10 am this morning with a blood alcohol over the limit of 0.8%. Don't these rich and famous people have drivers that are willing to drive them anywhere that their little hearts desire? SO WHY THE HELL ARE THEY DRIVING DRUNK???
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BRITNEY'S 2ND "WTF" FOR TODAY
2007-09-25 21:56:00
We saw pics of her going to a public restroom earlier, like she always does, but what we didn't see was that someone went in the bathroom with her. Why she took a photographer to potty with her, I have no clue. Nothing she does really surprises me anymore. More pics at INO.
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NICOLE RICHIE SHOWIN OFF HER BABY
2007-09-25 19:51:00
Aw the baby's gonna be so cute!!! It's kinda weird, her tummy being so big and her arms being like SO skinny. Hopefully the baby doesn't suffer from any of the anorexianess that Nico le might have gone through. More pics at GB.
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SPF HOLDS JJs HAND
2007-09-25 19:41:00
Isn't that just the cutest thing you've EVER seen??? After all the Britneyness we've been hearing about, I don't blame JJ for being scared. Poor kids. Poor Britney. If all the crap we're hearing is true, she really needs to get some help. If not for herself, for her kids. They are the most important things in all this mess. More pics at DLISTED.
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THIS IS JUST SAD
2007-09-25 19:34:00
This is not photoshopped, I thought it was at first. Nolita, an Italian fashion brand, used this girl for their ads. She is 27 year old Isabella Caro and has suffered from anorexia since age 13. She weighs 64 lbs. SAD. Nolita did this ad to"show everyone the reality of this illness, caused in most cases by the stereotypes imposed by the world of fashion."To see the NSFW version of the ad, go to DLISTED.

WTF???
2007-09-25 19:17:00
What did Britney do to her extensions??? Is this like a bad dye job or something? I'm confused, I didn't know that people dyed extensions, I just thought that if you wanted a different color, you change extensions. Especially someone who has enough money to buy an island or something. Well, I don't like the brown on her, I like it better when it's black. Or blonde. DAMN she loves those public restrooms don't she?More pics at INO.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!!!
2007-09-21 23:38:00
I am gonna go and try to enjoy the BEAUTIFUL weather we're having here in Louisiana. I need to enjoy it before that damn tropical storms gets here!!! Have a great weekend and don't drink and drive people!!!!~Shelly~
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O M G
2007-09-21 23:35:00
This is frickin hilarious! I honestly LOLed. Sharon Osbourne was quoted saying:"He?s like a rabbit, he?s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He?s just like that battery. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy?s willy banging a drum.?LOL . . . She cracks me up!!![SOURCE]

ZACK MORRIS TRIES THE HOMELESS LOOK
2007-09-21 19:40:00
Damn, he looks beat. Maybe he just had a bad day???[SOURCE]
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I HOPE THIS IS TRUE!
2007-09-21 19:33:00
But I SERIOUSLY doubt it. It would be cool though.Britney Spears? acting career has been given a boost - she?s among studio favorites to land a role opposite former Friends star Matthew Perry in a new sitcom. In a remake of a 1960s TV series, Perry will play a businessman who finds a pretty girl and asks her to pretend to be his wife to better his career. Daily Variety columnist Liz Smith reports bosses at the NBC TV network like the idea of troubled Spears playing the part of the fake wife.A TV source tells Smith, ?There?s something about her that just connects with the audience.?[SOURCE]
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BRITNEY WENT SHOPPING YESTERDAY
2007-09-21 17:13:00
Britney took SPF shopping with her in Beverly Hills yesterday and stole his noonie. Aw. That kid is just precious. More pics at INO. And some more cute pics of SPF at GB.
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LOL
2007-09-21 16:58:00
Damn! As goody goody as the Brady Bunch was, Maureen McCormick sure had some not so goody things going on. The latest is her involvement with Eve Plumb who played Jan Brady. Her book, "Here's The Story", will reveal the details of the stuff they did together, along with her eating disorder and drug use.A source tells the National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."Wasn't she also doing Greg Brady? She was doing her brother AND her sister? GROSS![SOURCE]

NICE LOOK
2007-09-20 17:12:00
I love this look on Katherine Heigl. I like her blonde, but this is different and it's a good different. It's gotten the eff photoshopped out of it, but still.[SOURCE]
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LOOKIN GOOD!
2007-09-20 17:02:00
Would ya look at Courtney Love!!!! She's almost unrecognizable! She looks great! Too bad it was probably only for one night. Does Kate know that she's bangin her ex? This took place at the new exhibition at the Victoria & Albert museum. Kate looks fabulous here, but this is what she looked like later on:Looks like she had a merry old time! See more pics HERE.
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THIS GIRL'S GONNA GO POSTAL SOON
2007-09-19 22:07:00
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she put a hit out on Kevin. I doubt she knows what the hell to do with herself anymore. If I were in her shoes, I would have already totally lost my freakin mind. She looks so sad here, I really feel sorry for her. Not a shred of her life is private, it's gotta be frustrating. More pics at INO.
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J LO ISN'T PREGNANT NOW
2007-09-19 19:50:00
Marc Anthony says that Jennifer Lopez is not pregnant. He says:?Everyone calls about this every month with the hopes that they?ll hit the mark, but no. No.?[SOURCE]
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WHICH IS SCARIER?
2007-09-19 19:48:00
Amy Winehouse or Britney's weave??? More pics at ICYDK.

ANOTHER COVER
2007-09-19 19:43:00
For as crappy as most people think Britney is, she sure does get a lot of magazine covers.?Dealing with the kids after they come back from Britney?s is really hard on Kevin,? says a Federline pal. ?It takes him three days to get them back on any type of schedule.?To read more, head over to UsMagazine.
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GOOD STUFF
2007-09-19 19:39:00
Doesn't it just warm your heart?[SOURCE]
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SCARY MONSTER!
2007-09-19 19:37:00
Don't let this monster near your kids!!! It's frickin scary! What the hell is it??? I'll tell ya what it is, it's Britney weave.
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AWWWWWW!!!
2007-09-19 19:30:00
A BABY!!! Guess who's it is!!!! I'll tell ya . . . Keri Russell!!! Isn't he a cutie? More pics at INO.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE???
2007-09-19 19:25:00
LOL . . . Nick Carter is claiming that he's dating Britney . . . . WHAT-EVER.According to OK! Magazine, a source says:"Nick's claming that he and Brit have been 'dating' for about three weeks. He says they?ve been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they?re both heavy into each other." The source also reveals that Nick has even told some of his bandmates, "I really like her."This is bullshit. I don't even believe he said it. But I could be wrong.[SOURCE]
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BRITNEY GOES ICE CREAM SHOPPING
2007-09-19 17:03:00
She looks kinda cute with her glasses and her rosy cheeks. AND NEW BOOTS!!!Well, she kept 50/50 custody of her kids with Kevin. Here is what the judge ordered:Custody stays at 50/50 for nowBrit and KFed can't talk shit in public about each other or each other's family membersBrit, KFed and anyone else can't use corporal punishment against the kidsThey must each complete the "Parenting Without Conflict"program and go to co-parenting counseling togetherBrit and KFed must not drink or take controlled substancesduring the care of their kids or 12 hours before taking care of their kidsI'm sure it's gonna be really hard for both of them to not drink and stuff. And guess what Britney does last night after her custody hearing??? If you guessed that she went out and partied, then you would be right. WTF??? Is she really that uninterested in keeping her kids???[SOURCE]
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ANGELINA MAKES A FUNNY
2007-09-19 16:59:00
She told Cosmopolitan that she's only had sex with 4 men in her ENTIRE life. Which of whom are Brad Pitt, Billy Bob, Johnny Lee Miller and someone else who she didn't name. HA!!! Does anyone actually believe this?[SOURCE]
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COULD IT BE TRUE???
2007-09-18 22:20:00
According to In Touch Weekly, J Lo is preggers finally."She's about twelve weeks pregnant," an insider tells In Touch. "She's due in the spring." After years of trying to start a family with husband Marc Anthony, she was finally successful with in vitro fertilization - so successful, in fact, that there's a possibility she's having twins!"Like her butt needs to get any bigger. No really, I'm happy for her if it's true. She's been trying forever, right? I think it's cruel when women who want kids can't have them. The best of luck to her!
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JORDAN AND PETER HAVE QUITE A SEX LIFE
2007-09-18 22:08:00
She's talked very openly about their sex life, why stop now? She's told us how big his thing is and how she plans to poop in front of him or something like that. Now, she says:"Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."DAMN.[SOURCE]
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KELLY OSBOURNE
2007-09-18 21:57:00
Kelly's looking really nice lately!!! As for the dude, that's Kate Moss' new boyfriend. YUCK. Go back to Petey Pie!!! PLEASE!! Anyway, Kelly lost some weight and she's not orange like most of young Hollywood. The dress is gorgeous!!! RAZZLE DAZZLE!!! More pics at DLISTED.
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PARIS HAD A GOOD TIME
2007-09-18 17:18:00
Apparently Paris had a great time at the bar when she attended a party after the Emmys. She had to be grabbed by her people when she tripped and couldn't walk right. Then later, she was seen climbing an iron gate at the home of one of her friends:LOL!!! That is just TOO funny! Homegirl HAD to be on something. More pics and more to the story HERE.
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WILL SHE LOSE EM?
2007-09-18 17:08:00
Fox News says:Britney Spears will temporarily lose custody of her two toddler sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline, sources told FOXNews.com ahead of the official ruling expected later Monday.I don't think there was ever an "official ruling" though.

MATCH MADE IN CRACK HELL
2007-09-18 16:53:00
I don't really believe that there's anything going on here but friendship, but sources say that my beloved Petey Pie & Courtney Love shared a "tender kiss". Whatever.The source said:?Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she?s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable. He?s turning a corner now. And chatting to one of rock?s great survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk. Pete was even allowed a pass out to take Courtney to Wetherspoons for a coffee and a meal deal.??It was touching to see them share a tender kiss after the visit. It?s too early to say if it could be romance as the smacker was of the friendly sort."I can't see him with anyone other than Kate, they are just meant to be together![SOURCE]
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