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The Message WhoreThe Message WhoreReviews and insight on all of today's latest products. Mostly food but sometimes will venture into something else. Articles
30% Less Lord Jezo?
2008-01-30 19:37:00 In celebration of us here at 78west doing 30% less work in 2008 than we did in 2007 we have decided to go green and save the planet by using 30% resources and helping to curb the explosive growth of land fills across the planet. Poland Springs new Eco-Shape(TM) bottle. That’s right, in order to stop the ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Lord
Jumping on the bandwagon..
2008-01-20 05:34:00 Saw Cloverfield at noon today and it was a really great time. The movie is like a really intense ride, it starts off, throws a bunch of stuff at you, and it ends. The whole thing was done great and if you can say something like this for a movie of this type.. it was ... More About: Jumping
Free Stuff Friday
2008-01-18 14:23:00 Welcome to the first ever Free Stuff Friday . AKA: I have not finished my next review so I am putting up some filler to keep you occupied and happy. Today we have a free sample of Fiber One Cereal for everyone. For the New Year, the site EatBetterAmerica.com is giving out free samples of the original ...
From the Makers of Lightning Bolt comes G2
2008-01-16 01:54:00 IT’S GAME TIME!!!!! YEAH!!! I AM SO FUCKING IN THE ZONE THAT I CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH YOU AND YOUR LAME INTERNET WAYS. I NEED TO PUMP IRON AND BE AWESOME. Just look at this book that I have sitting on my living room table. Yeah man, I spend hours at the gym making my muscles ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Lightning , Makers , Bolt
A Vote for PatBoyX is a Vote For Child Murder.
2008-01-09 13:03:00 280 calories about about 3 minutes later I am here to tell you about the latest in the long line of different flavored Twix bars. Continuing in the tradition that Mars has of throwing something new into the Twix mixture every year (or more) today we have Limited Edition (of course, all this nonsense ... More About: Murder , Reviews , Snacks , Vote , Child
Getting into the holiday spirit.
2008-01-05 14:27:00 Christmas 2008 is just around the corner, everywhere you look there are decorations on houses and lights in windows. Trees are for sale on every street corner and every week there is another holiday sale. On TV the commercials are lined with snow and cheerfully try to goad you into buying the latest ... More About: Reviews , Holiday , Snacks , Spirit , The Holiday
Glen Hansard sings the blues.
2007-12-22 14:08:00 Once. 98% Rotten Tomatoes It is currently sitting with a 98% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which is incredible. It’s on their top list for 2007 as well Even A O Scott is calling it amazing, and that dude hates everything. I watched it last night and the music was awesome, after the movie was over I went back and watched ... More About: Media , Reviews , Blues , Glen Hansard , Glen
Skin Free: After Shower Moisture Spritz
2007-12-20 03:28:00 It is absolutely essential to have smooth skin if someone is going to touch it, feel it, caress it! Ahem. This is especially important when having a naughty sleepover. Sure, as a man it?s okay, even masculine, to have dry old man elbows, but as a woman it is frowned upon. Not only do we ... More About: Reviews , Skin , Free , Shower
Festival of Lites: [Curves Honey Crunch Cereal, Curves Chocolate Peanut Gra
2007-12-09 23:26:00 Frankly, Curves products are not for me. They are not aimed at me. Even the packaging is designed to appeal to people who are specifically not me. Everything from The Color Purple layout to the mid-air frolicking action shot points directly away from me. When I was first tasked with reviewing these products my goal ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Peanut , Festival , Honey
So good it hurts.
2007-12-02 21:19:00 So here we are in December. It’s cold, it’s snowing, my dog is sitting on my shoulder passing gas, and I have an annoying blister on the roof of my mouth. The dog farting I can deal with, a painful mouth I cannot. I can’t eat anything without cringing in pain each ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Good
What we are thankful for.
2007-11-21 17:51:00 Just a reminder to everyone out there who may have forgot, it’s only a few hours away from Thanksgiving and that once again means it’s time for making White Castle Stuffing. You can go from this: to this.. In only a short few hours. We here at 78west will once again be making it for family and ... More About: Hank
Shaving the World [Pacific?s All Natural Oil]
2007-11-18 19:44:00 Recently I’ve been forced to purge my bathroom medicine cabinet. This is more or less a self-enforced policy I’ve adopted in order to combat the growing number of unknown chemicals that I keep finding being rubbed, applied, massaged, swished and otherwise splashed on my body. For a long while, I used generic shaving cream. And ... More About: Reviews , World , Pacific , Natural , Shaving
Skin Free in ?93.
2007-11-15 02:35:00 That is the elbow of a man. Someone who spend countless hours in the gym perfecting his physique and pushing the iron as other men grunt and work around him. It’s a world that many of you fear but one that I throw myself into many times a week. Or if you look at ... More About: Reviews , Skin , Free
Pantene Midnight Expressions: Non-Blonde Club Unite
2007-11-09 01:04:00 I come from the beauty school of all conditioners are created equal. That’s why it’s so vital for me to find a REALLYgoodPERFECTamazingSPARKLYnobelPEACE prizeWINNING shampoo. Not a crappy .78 cent bottle of generic stuff. I need the trinity: fresh scent, volume boosting, and cleansing. I stumbled upon the very new Pantene Color Expressions line of shampoos. Not only ... More About: Reviews , Blonde , Club , Midnight
Blood of the Innocents.
2007-10-27 04:20:00 Dogs have stinky breath. If they go too long with out a proper cleaning their mouths will stink like rotting flesh and having them close to you will only make you turn your head away in disgust. This is much like the same problem us humans have. Go a day with out ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Blood , Inno
Structured Query Language
2007-10-24 18:12:00 I know I haven’t posted in a while but I have been a bit occupied. I got this thing over the weekend. His name is SQL (pronounce that sequel), a three month old Yorkshire Terrier from a breeder way out by Erie, PA. Pretty nifty. More About: Language , Query
Loud.
2007-10-15 14:38:00 HEY! WHAT IS THAT YOU SAID? CAN YOU BE A LITTLE LOUDER PLEASE? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. THERE IS SUCH A LOUD CRUNCHING SOUND IN MY HEAD THAT IT’S ALL CONSUMING AND FILTERING OUT EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND ME. SORRY, WHAT? PLEASE! JUST HELP ME. MAKE IT STOP. ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Loud
T G I Hate My Life [Preserve Triple Razor]
2007-10-13 05:51:00 I took time out of my busy Portal-playing schedule to submit the following report via mobile phone. I am literally on my couch with the game paused. This is how much a three-hour game has consumed my life. I have been playing this game when not at work pretty much non-stop. I don’t turn it ... More About: Life , Reviews , My Life , Hate , Razor
[Skin Free? Super Moisture Body Balm] it rubs the lotion on its skin
2007-10-10 02:11:00 Works starts at 8:30. No one actually starts working until 9:30, possibly later. Why is that? Why are we being so unproductive? That?s because as an OL or Office Lady, we girls go through the following routine each day: Sign in Fix hair Touch up makeup Grab Tea / Breakfast from Café Check horoscope Check non work email And finally? massage lotion on ... More About: Reviews , Skin , Body , Free , Super
The Tooth Ache Kid [Preserve Toothbrush]
2007-10-06 00:16:00 Last night, 78west.com took a field trip to see David Sedaris read from his works. Some of these were as yet unpublished. We are, officially, among the literati - that elite group who find themselves supping on brie and sun dried tomatoes prior to witnessing an urbane world-traveling NPR contributor destroy a sold-out theatre with ... More About: Reviews , Reserve , Serve
A long time friend has died.
2007-10-05 20:30:00 R.I.P. 1940 - 2007. More About: Time , Friend , Long , Died
Betula Papyrifera
2007-10-02 23:28:00 Toothpicks. They have always just a piece of wood or plastic you jam in between your teeth, root around for some junk stuck there, and then flick it across the room, hopefully hitting someone in the process. They have been around for thousands of years and have even been used in MURDER! But today’s ... More About: Reviews
Going green.
2007-09-28 23:45:00 A good way to get a girl to be interested in your body parts is to cook them a really nice meal and show them that you know how to operate a kitchen. My plan was to do just that with a recipe that I found on the interwebs. I would cook some ... More About: Reviews , Green , Going , Goin
The Plaza 23 Diner
2007-09-25 01:21:00 So it was an average New Jersey Sunday afternoon, everyone was hungry and everyone wanted to go to a diner. A diner is a very special thing we have here in New Jersey that for some reason does not seem to exist anywhere else in the USA, much like jughandles. We have talked ... More About: Reviews , Plaza
Is that my spleen that hurts?
2007-09-21 01:31:00 So I have decided to get into biking, I figure it’s a healthy out door type of activity which I can do in the comfort and safety of my gym while watching TV on the mini bike screen with my headphones in. Biking is a sport in which you can travel around the countryside, ... More About: Snacks
The magics.
2007-09-16 16:58:00 What a morning, all I wanted to do was be like 78west.com's own PatBoyX. A nice cup of iced coffee sure would be a good way to start off the day I thought, PatBoyX makes it look so easy, I bet I could do the same thing right now. So off I set on ...
Summer is over, maybe I wont be as lazy here.
More articles from this author:2007-09-14 23:06:00 So it is the end of the summer, or at least it was when this review was planned and readied a decade of days ago. Labor day has come and gone and with it so has the white pants, the paying to get on the beach, the waking up when the sun is up, ... More About: Reviews , Summer , Snacks , Lazy 1, 2, 3 |
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