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The Message WhoreThe Message WhoreReviews and insight on all of today's latest products. Mostly food but sometimes will venture into something else. Articles
Cream Collon!
2007-08-01 00:16:00 Funny English?it?s the first thing we look for when buying products at the Japanese Supermarket and Marketplace Mitsuwa. The chain has an endless supply of imported Japanese goods with packaging ads devoid of the grammar and spell check processes. Whether Japanese companies don?t care what?s said, not said, or just slap on some Funny English ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Cream , Coll
Spoiler Free: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows
2007-07-25 15:07:00 We all know Harry Potter as ?The Boy who lived??well, now that?s a maybe? The boy who might live–we dearly hope! The possibility of death for the main character was perhaps why everyone was racing to their local book store to buy the last book of the seven part series. Rumors were spreading that Stephen King ... More About: Media , Reviews , Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows , Free
Lube. Yum.
2007-07-20 00:59:00 Sometimes things get tough for all of us. Kids are being slaughtered in Darfur, the government is oppressing the citizens of Tibet, and the value of the dollar is falling. Here I sit in front of my keyboard writing something for everyone and I too am impacted by the hardships of this world. ... More About: Reviews , Drugs , Lube
Anime Next 2007
2007-07-09 16:49:00 Well, this year’s Anime Next has come and gone and another year of underage school girls, furries, and group hentai watching is over. This year the concert highlight was Japanese band 12012 and they put on one heck of a show, you should have seen the way the cosplaying audience jumped around. There ...
We Stood Beneath An Amber Moon: [Nitro Energy Drink]
2007-07-01 23:18:00 Not to be confused with Liquid Nitro energy drink or Nitro2Go energy drink, Nitro?s subdued nature, implied by it?s minimalist and non-patronizing name brings the official count of Drink s to Drink Before Drinking to 357. My greatest hope is that before Summer?s end, I will be able to purchase a different herbally-infused, over-priced bit of ... More About: Reviews , Moon , Drinks , Energy
Punch-Out!! Trailer - Nintendo Short Cuts
2007-06-28 20:54:00 Why didn’t this win the Nintendo Short Cuts contest? It’s a crime and I demand a recount. This one blows the winning entries away. More About: Trailer , Punch , Tendo
3 Musketeers Makes Mouth Happy
2007-06-21 13:20:00 Today was a good day. I’m a conquistador of sorts as I discovered something amazing…a new 3 Musketeers bar. When I came upon the new 3 Musketeers Mint with Dark Chocolate I almost squealed like a little girl. I’m a mintaholic and any mint product makes me happy, especially a 3 Musketeers ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Happy , Mouth
Max Factor
2007-06-19 00:44:00 So it’s a Monday morning and you need to start your week off with a jolt. It was a long weekend of living like a rockstar and you need to be a bull a work. What can you do in order to get that pimp juice flowing and face the morning dew on ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Factor , Actor
Type O
2007-06-15 13:52:00 So has anyone else gone out and bought it yet? (buy it, it’s worth it) My copy showed up in the mail yesterday and I have spent this morning listening to it. Came out in March but I just found out about it a week ago. A couple of songs from the cd: Dead Again (title track, fan ... More About: Type
Cock on the Mountain Top
2007-06-13 13:37:00 When I first sat down to write this review a week ago I thought it was going to be a happy little diddy, a few paragraphs of myself and you readers sharing the laughs and joys brought to us by juice. It was to be like a summer weekend, a nice relaxing bit of ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Cock , Mountain , Mount
Haledon Pork Store
2007-06-08 01:54:00 Every once in a while you find one of those stores hidden away in the side of town you never visit, a place that might be only a few miles away from where you live or work but you never even noticed it was there. It’s these kinds of places that seem to have ... More About: Reviews , Store , Pork , Hale
Decoration Day
2007-05-28 15:58:00 It’s that time of the year again, the time when you need to go outside and be proud that you are an American and remember all those fallen soldiers who have died to keep you safe. It’s a time of reflection and a day to give thanks that we are here living in this ... More About: Reviews , Decoration , Drinks , Deco
Charlie.
2007-05-23 01:12:00 There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to face the cold hard truth that he has been olded by someone who is usually so far out of the loop that they are just now getting around to finding out about product we here on the cutting edge talked about years ago. ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Drinks , Charlie , Arli
Seperation Anxiety
2007-05-20 23:52:00 I am such a wannabe Japanese boy. I sit around watching anime, ordering Japanese language books, listening to Japanese podcasts, using a rice cooker in my kitchen, importing importing Japanese Gameboy games, and eating sushi. My favorite beer is even a Japanese brand. I must say that I am pretty awesome but ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Anxiety
Opie and Anthony :(
2007-05-16 01:18:00 Well, now that Opie and Anthony have been kicked off satellite radio I suppose I will have nothing else to do with my time besides write for this website. How queer. FM decided to keep a show around while satellite radio, the supposed home of free speech, decided to suspend a show because ... More About: Reviews , Opie and Anthony
Cinco de Who Cares?
2007-05-05 18:49:00 Hey, what’s this 78west.com thing? There is a website here? How surprising. People still out there reading this or has the nice weather taken the toll on you too? With all the warmness outside and sunshine it’s not really the kind of thing that is conducive to sitting inside and writing ... More About: Reviews , Ares
Man Town!
2007-04-27 00:20:00 Every several months a man needs to pull of the table of testicular fortitude and prove his worth to the alpha gods. He needs to show himself as being worthy of being able to swing his sword of passion between his legs and show other men around him that he is fully qualified to ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Town
alzheimers.
2007-04-24 01:35:00 It’s been almost a year since I reviewed hot dog buns so I figure most of the people reading now have no clue that the review I just linked to even existed. That’s good for me because I am going to write almost the same thing with almost the same pictures, but about a ... More About: Reviews , Alzheimers
We are Virginia Tech
2007-04-18 23:34:00 In case anyone would like to know Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund More About: Virginia Tech , Tech , Virginia
My prayers go out to my fellow Hokies
2007-04-18 02:23:00 UPDATE::: —————— ;——– To all my fellow Hokies and family members you are in my prayers. As a 2005 grad I am deeply affected by this. We will get through this. Stay strong. If you would like to watch this Click here We are Virginia Tech” By Nikki Giovanni: “We are Virginia Tech We are sad today And we will be sad for quite ... More About: Prayers , Raye , Pray
Milked Air
2007-04-13 13:09:00 Now that Passover is almost over (tonight) I should write up that review of some new Passover cereal I bought. This year I had the great experience of eating Magic Max’s Fruity Magic Cereal brought to us by Manischewitz. (Much like our review a few days ago about Coke Plus from the future ... More About: Reviews
Obligatory ?So it goes??
2007-04-12 14:14:00 Kurt Vonnegut is dead. 1922-2007. More About: Tory , Gator , Goes , Gato
?baiten!
More articles from this author:2007-04-10 01:51:00 Welcome to the future. It’s a pretty crazy place here, cars are running on corn, China is going to mars, feee speech has been abolished, and our vitamins come in soda form. Inst life grand? Now when we rot our teeth with the acidic goodness of cola we can help our bodies ... More About: Reviews , Drinks 1, 2, 3 |
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