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The Message WhoreThe Message WhoreReviews and insight on all of today's latest products. Mostly food but sometimes will venture into something else. Articles
The Deer Hunter
2008-12-05 00:19:00 December is here and in New Jersey that means the start of the shotgun hunting season for everyone’s least favorite road hazard, the deer. This year there will be at least one new hunter in the woods and his name is Lord Jezo. Yup. Me in the woods trying to take out a deer. ... More About: Reviews , Hunter , Deer
Because I haven?t updated in a while.
2008-11-20 03:37:00 lolz. Post from: The Message Whore More About: Haven
Haunted by Hairghosts [Philips Norelco Bodygroom +]
2008-10-31 11:52:00 Hairghosts, for those not in the know, are the creatures that populate the shower drain. Those undeniably disgusting, horrendous wisps that gather over time and prevent the water from leaving. If left unattended, your feet will soon be soaking in a stew of dead skin, leftover crud and whatever other filth you come in contact ... More About: Reviews , Philips , Haunted
Nail Envy
2008-10-19 17:59:00 “Hi everyone, this is a review by a special guest, Princess Zena, who we hope to have review more in the future!” I used to have professionals tell me that I should be a hand model. My dates would tell me that my hands sparkled with elegance. My husband was simply OCD on back ... More About: Reviews , Envy , Nail
Dog treats.
2008-10-11 14:17:00 When it comes to dog food almost everything is crap. Have you ever looked at the ingredient list of the stuff you buy your pooch? It’s all trash, tasty trash, but still trash, and with recent events that have broken the hearts of many it’s no longer strange to worry about what your ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Treats
My lip gloss is poppin?
2008-10-02 03:20:00 So lately I’ve kind of been a cosmetics snob and have been buying loads of Mac cosmetics (blame Amy-opolis on Youtube). Sure the brushes are totally worth it (not made in China but, France! with real hair fibers). Though, it paid off in the end because the boy said he “loved” my makeup the most ... More About: Reviews , Lip Gloss , Gloss
Poison Gas
2008-09-18 14:48:00 Recently, while browsing the selection of beef jerky, tinned mushrooms, and a can of olive oil that I keep in my pantry I came across a treasure trove of drugs. In an unmarked bottle on the top shelf I discovered a handful of caffeine gel caps. They were marketed as energy boosters but ... More About: Reviews , Poison
TCS = Tiny Cookie Sandwich: Mrs. Fields Ice Cream Cookies Sandwichs
2008-08-27 01:09:00 There’s a time of the month where cravings are insatiable and any sort of sweets will do. That’s when I spotted Mrs. Fields Ice Cream Sandwich cookies in our local Shop Rite. Sure it was $4.55 for a package of 5. But I was told, “Hey, it’s a luxury item, prices don’t matter”. Usually I stave ... More About: Reviews , Snacks , Cookies , Tiny
Insert Generic Coffee Review Title Here.
2008-08-19 00:48:00 It has been a while, hasn’t it? Has anyone even noticed? I doubt it, but that’s no reason not to keep the pithy amounts of writing we do for this site going. Maybe we just need more energy. In order to charge ourselves up in a nice healthy way we could get more ... More About: Reviews , Coffee , Drinks , Review , Title
Rebuilding Broken Stereotypes: [Five Ways Kashi ?u? Appalls Mainstream Cust
2008-08-03 01:06:00 I’ve long held that Kashi is on of the better brands of health foods. They provide simple, tasty non-threatening products for all ages that delivers the too-often broken promise of healthy cereals, energy bars and other snacks. However, Kashi’s new ?u? cereal seems to be designed specifically to turn off our friends and destroy the ... More About: Reviews , Stereotypes , Broken
Update.
2008-07-30 14:50:00 So I have updated the theme on the site. The old one was getting a bit dated and didn’t support any of the new features that I wanted to add behind the scenes. This is a bit of a work in progress so if you come back and the whole thing blew up, ... More About: Update
Save the planet, man! Hotel Basico.
2008-07-25 14:36:00 Well, we are back from our marriage and honeymoon and it’s time to start writing again. It was a long trip, complete with Montezuma’s revenge, a couple doctor’s visits, a tropical storm, and a beach front wedding. During our trip we went from a small hotel run by a couple of gay folks, ... More About: Drugs , Hotel , Planet , Save , Basico
Obama ?08!
2008-07-07 13:47:00 It’s time for the world debut of Extra Special Ops! This is only the start of a world wide media take over. Soon it will be bigger than the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. You agree, right? Comment and let us know, or instead let us know if you think it’s the worst thing you ... More About: Media , Obama
At least it?s kosher..
2008-06-25 02:37:00 Frying bacon is an art, something that is handed down through the ages from father to son, from sensei to grass hopper, from (insert something here) to (insert something else here). Unfortunately for me I never paid attention during the bacon course given in life and every time I try to fry it ... More About: Reviews , Kosher
Women unite, it?s dishwashing time.
2008-06-14 04:25:00 Before everyone forgets TMW is on Twitter, or at least I am, so go and follow us! So here I am, ready to amaze you with a head to head unlike any head to head ever done anywhere before. Yeah. Cascade vs Electrasol. So here I am, a single dude for a whole 30 more days and I am ... More About: Women , Time
30,000 Feet Up
2008-06-05 01:59:00 There I was, sitting in my seat about 35,000 feet about sea level going hundreds of miles an hour. The only thing I had to keep myself company were a couple of bags of Trader Joe’s wasabi pees and the entire first season of The Wire. My feet were still cramped up from ... More About: Feet
Cooling where it counts..
2008-05-20 02:30:00 All of us cool kids know how to huff things, just grab yourself a bottle of your favorite gold spray paint, point it somewhere near your face, and inhale all of the chemical goodness. Sooner than you know what is happening you’ll be on a wonderful trip, enjoying all the things your brain can ... More About: Reviews , Cooling
AlignGI: END!
2008-05-13 15:21:00 So the Align experiment is finally complete and here I am to report back to you about the changes in my daily movements, the altering of my bowels, and the way my gas has disappeared. Or actually I am here to tell you that none of that happened and instead I am here weeks later exactly ... More About: Reviews , Drugs
Betty Crocker Sugar Cookie Mix: Cinna-spin Cookies
2008-05-07 01:32:00 Cookies are my favorite thing to snack on at work sometime between 2:30 to 4:00. Sure I’ve had lunch at 12:30, but there’s something about that in between time that craves tea and cookies. Rather than sneaking a walk to the vending machine I’ve decided to bake and bring in some cookies. Honestly my experience with ... More About: Snacks , Sugar , Cookies , Betty , Spin
Align: Part II
2008-05-04 15:10:00 Well, it’s been a week since I posted about starting to take the digestion regulation pills of Align. I have been taking them every morning for the past 7 days and so far I have to report in that absolutely nothing has changed. The one time that I did do something that would ... More About: Reviews , Drugs , Part
A journey.
2008-04-26 14:15:00 A couple of us here at 78west have embarked on a journey that will take us through the next seven days. A journey not only of sight and sound but of bowels and poop. Since April is (ready for it?) “IBS Awareness Month? and we are going to do our best ... More About: Reviews , Drugs , Journey
Sail on Silver Girl err?.Brown Siren. [Starbucks Pike Place Roast]
2008-04-18 23:44:00 I?ve taken to writing these reviews out by hand before typing them. I?m not sure why this sudden change but I feel it is direct result of the World Café featuring so many Folk-Rock acts since Spring began. So, as I listen to troubadours I am compelled to write in a notebook rather than a ... More About: Reviews , Drinks , Starbucks , Brown , Silver
Re-Hashed Browns: [Dunkin? Donuts Hash Browns Hate the Letter ?G?]
2008-04-10 00:28:00 My passion for Dunkin? Donuts is well documented. The aforementioned review should also point out the many faults I find at Dunkin? Donuts. Not the least of which is their desire to expand the menu in strange and perplexing ways. More and more Dunks -as my co-workers irritatingly refer to it- are attempting to ... More About: Reviews , Dunkin Donuts , Hate , Letter
The Water of Life
2008-04-07 19:57:00 Snapple. I have fond memories of this consistently delicious tea drink dating back to high school. I attended a private catholic high school (not all girls, sorry guys) despite the high tuition, resources were limited. Our sad cafeteria contained a dilapidated vending machine with nothing tempting, unless the lunch special that day was microwave pizza–ew. Junior ... More About: Life , Reviews , Drinks , Water
Day of Sadness
2008-04-01 14:55:00 It breaks my heart to write this. But for all the loyal readers of this website I feel I must break the news. Late last night the creator of 78west.com, Lord Jezo, was in a tragic accident. He is currently on life support in the local hospital. The doctors say he has a slim chance ... More About: Sadness
Happy Birfday.
2008-03-31 02:59:00 This year one of the greatest things that America has introduced to the world celebrated its 20th birthday. It is an object that has inspired copycats world wide and has been influential in art from around the world. From it’s lowly roots starting in someone’s house somewhere to it’s blooming fame around the ... More About: Happy
Smell?s like my dog?s food.
2008-03-26 22:29:00 It’s 5am and instead of staying in bed for another half hour I decided it would be a good idea to wake up and get an early start to my day with a big hearty breakfast to fuel me through the next 10 hours. Since my protein powder ran out and the replacement wont ... More About: Reviews , Food , Smell
Ferro Cosmetics: Made in the USA
2008-03-22 17:06:00 Seems like manufactured items are hardly ever marked with the Made In USA stamp. Can you recall the last time you saw Made in the USA on something? Naturally going through my makeup bag is like traveling throughout the world: Made in France // Made in Germany // Made in Mexico // Made in China China ... More About: Reviews , Drugs , Cosmetics
The Sweetest Thing: Sweet Spot
More articles from this author:2008-03-11 00:05:00 Sadly, the most important part of my body probably receives the least amount of fuss–other than general landscaping and cleaning. Yes, I?m talking about the Sweet Spot . Now, I can be all technical and call it a VAGINA, but that word was probably was created by a man. And men have nothing and will want ... More About: Reviews , Thing 1, 2, 3, 4 |
