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Deep Fat Fried Twinkies
2008-12-08 01:35:00
With your food stamps, buy enough twinkies for your family. You will need some used popcicle sticks or clean twigs. Bowl of buttermilk Bowl of unsalted cracker meal Bowl of flour First you have to freeze the twinkies. Once they freeze over, start to heat up your favorite oil to about 350 degrees. I use Goya ...
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Cracker Soup
2008-12-02 23:05:00
Place a dozen crackers in a bowl, grate a little nutmeg over them, add 1 teaspoonful of butter and 1 tablespoonful of granulated sugar. Pour boiling water in to the bowl enough to cover the crackers; cover with a napkin or some used aluminum foil and let steam a few minutes. It should look ...
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Barbecued Squirrel
2008-11-24 22:13:00
I’m pretty sure a printer friendly version of this recipe can be found on A1 Hot Food Group’s website. I don’t know their url or if there even is a website honestly. Just giving credit where credit is due. Recipe by William Barfieldsr . Enjoy this fabulous rodent recipe! 4 large Squirrel 7 ...

Snow Ice Cream
2008-11-24 21:55:00
My husband used this recipe to hide our engagement rings in sawed off quart sized milk jug. Needless to say, he had one rough winter. This recipe is portioned out for at least eight people. Yes, we have six kids. 1/2 cup milk 14 oz. can sweetened condensed milk 3 lg. eggs 1/4 tsp. salt 1 cup ...
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Old-time Snow Cream Recipe
2008-11-21 22:18:00
This recipe is better then mock Phentermine. I lost 30 pounds just eating yellow snow but this is a recipe your whole trailer park village can get in on. I call this Lite ice Cream . 1 cup milk 1/2 cup sugar scant 1/2 teaspoon ...
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Buttery Butter Cake w/ Butter Icing
2008-11-20 17:43:00
1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/4 cup shortening 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 large egg 1 envelope active dry yeast 1/2 cup warm milk 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 tablespoon vanilla Butter Cake Topping, recipe follows Prepare dough by mixing sugar with shortening and salt. Add egg and beat with mixer one minute until well blended. Dissolve yeast in warm milk. Add flour, then milk-yeast mixture and vanilla ...

Franks in Foil
2008-11-20 17:15:00
This is one of my favorite recipes to take to work for lunch or on a trip, because it fits in my Samsonite so well. However, if you decide to take these tasty treats on a trip with you be prepared to be held up at the airport security for a while as you will ...

Watch Those Cookies.
2008-11-16 22:32:00
Many recipes are extremely time sensitive. That is why I bought a talking watch. talking watchesare wonderful when you have other things to do like laundry or beating the kids. They will tell you when it is time to take your cookies and cakes out of the oven. No longer do I sit in front ...
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White Trash Popcorn
2008-11-11 00:44:00
Making popcorn white trash style is a great activity for your whole generation. You can meet your future wife, you can build some home theater furniture together, and you and yours can erect the biggest fire your trailer park has ever seen. Just make sure you have loads of popping corn to ...
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Cinnamon Toast
2008-10-28 21:16:00
Sure it sounds simple enough, but if you do it right you will need one or more acne treatments. Of course you will need bread. Since you probably can’t afford to buy it you simply have to wait for garbage day to find some heal ends in the neighbors trash can. You may be able ...
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Sun-of-a Beach Hot Pepper Sauce
2008-10-21 00:42:00
1/2 pound red habanero chiles, seeds and stems removed 1 white onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1/2 cup cider vinegar 1/2 cup lime juice (or lemon juice) 2 tablespoons water 1 medium papaya, boiled until tender, peeled, seeded, and finely chopped 1 tomato, finely chopped 1 teaspoon thyme 1 teaspoon basil 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg 2 tablespoons dry mustard 1/2 teaspoon turmeric Combine the chiles, onion, garlic, papaya, ...
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F-16 Afterburner Hot Sauce
2008-10-21 00:38:00
4 cup ketchup 1 1/2 cup molasses 1/4 cup vinegar 2 Tbsp Tabasco 3 Tbsp Worcestershire 1/4 cup lemon juice 1 cup chopped onion 3 cloves chopped garlic 1/4 cup brown sugar 1-3 tsp cayenne 3 Tbsp dry mustard (or 1 Tbsp ginger) 1-3 cups water Mix everything in a large, heavy saucepan. Add water as ...
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Death Wish Hot Sauce
2008-10-21 00:37:00
15 habanero chiles — stemmed 7 ounces A Taste of Thai Garlic Chili Pepper Sauce or other garlic-chile sauce 1/4 cup honey (”to deaden the pain momentarily”) 3 medium garlic cloves — minced Grind the habaneros (with seeds) in a food processor. Add other ingredients and puree. Serving Ideas : Use to marinate chicken wings.
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Bottled Hell
2008-10-21 00:36:00
6 whole Mango peeled and seeded 7 whole Kiwi fruit peeled 7 whole Habanero chile pepper (fresh) stemmed and seeded 4 whole Lime, juice of 3 whole Lemon, juice of 4 tablespoons Orange juice, frozen concentrate 1/3 cup Vinegar, white 1 teaspoon Salt 2 cups Water In stock pot add Habaneros, water and salt. Slow boil for 15 minuets. then drain, saving 3/4 cup of ...
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Hot Sauce For Small Brains.
2008-10-21 00:34:00
This sauce is a no brainer. Unless you are Mike the headless chicken. Just use any kind of hot peppers or a combination of hot peppers. I like Habanero’s. They are like the best diet pills. Everything you eat with these babies will immediately eject from your booty. Anyway, this sauce is ...
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Torched Ass Sauce
2008-10-17 03:28:00
This recipe requires the hottest pepper on the flat earth. The Habanero. So when yer getting yer term life insurance quote, you might want to evade to the fact that you aren’t dumb enough to make gallons of Torched Ass Sauce for a living. It’s none of their business how you pay ...

Cabbage Casserole
2008-10-11 15:13:00
medium head cabbage 1 cup minute rice 1 tsp. salt 2 Tbsp. sugar 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter 2 cups water bread crumbs Cream sauce: 2 Tbsp. butter 2 Tbsp. flour 1 cup milk 1/2 lb. government cheese Boil water, salt, sugar, and butter. Add cabbage. Cook until tender, about 20 minutes. Add rice on top of cabbage and cook till tender. Place all of the ...
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Spicy Cheddar Beer Dip
2008-10-11 15:05:00
1 (10 oz.) pkg. extra-sharp shredded Cheddar cheese (equals 2 1/2 c.up) 1/2 cup beer 1/4 cup mayonnaise 1 tsp. caraway seed 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ground red pepper Blend all ingredients at medium speed. Cover and refrigerate.
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Tail Gate Beer Dip
2008-10-11 15:05:00
1/2 lb. Swiss cheese, shredded 1/2 lb. sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded 12 oz. beer 1 pkg. onion soup mix Combine ingredients and heat until cheeses are melted. Transfer to a chafing dish. Serve with chunks of bread.
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Beer Dip
2008-10-11 15:04:00
2 (8 oz.) pkg. Philadelphia cream cheese 1 large and 1 small Cheez Whiz beer to taste Mix all together and refrigerate until ready to use. Take 1 large round loaf of rye bread and scoop out center. Put dip in the center. Use the leftover bread pieces for dipping. A party favorite!
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McDonald?s Quarter Pounder
2008-10-11 15:03:00
1 Sesame-seed Bun 1/4 lb. Ground beef Salt to taste 1 Tbsp. Ketchup 1/2 tsp. Prepared Mustard 1 tsp. Chopped Onion 2 Dill pickle slices 2 slice American cheese Brown the faces of the bun in a large frying pan over medium heat. Roll the ground beef into a ball and then flatten on wax paper until about 1/2 inch thick. Cook the burger for ...
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Homemade Cheez-Whiz
2008-10-11 15:01:00
1 lb. cheddar cheese 2 cups evaporated milk 1 1/2 tsp salt 1 1/2 tsp. dry mustard 2 beaten eggs Cut cheese into small pieces and melt in double boiler. When melted, add evaporated milk, salt and mustard. Remove from heat and stir in eggs. Return to double boiler and stir and cook until eggs thicken sightly. Remove from heat. Pour into a ...

Turtle Stew
2008-10-11 14:59:00
Either snapping turtle meat or smaller turtle meat can be used. The flesh of small turtles is just as good as snapping turtle meat but it takes more turtles to produce the amount of meat you need. Take two pounds of turtle meat and cut it up into one inch pieces or larger depending on the size of the ...
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Skunk Sandwich Spread
2008-10-11 14:58:00
1 cup skunk meat, cooked and ground 2 tablespoons onion, cinced 2 tablespoons onion, finely chopped 2 tablespoons mint, finely chopped 12 cup salad dressing 1/4 cup cattail shoots, finely chopped 1/4 cup sweet pickles, finely chopped Mix all the ingredients well. Store in a cold place. will keep for weeks if sealed in a container. I would recommend any number ofsecurity ...
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French Fried Skunk
2008-10-11 14:57:00
If you want to surprise folks here is how to do it. The meat is darker than rabbit so tell guests it’s wild turkey. 2 skunks,skinned and cleaned 1 tablespoon salt water to cover 2 cups vegetable oil for frying 2 egg yolks,beaten 3 cups milk or cream 1 1/2 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons baking powder Clean and wash the skunks, making sure ...
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Roast Raccoon
2008-10-11 14:56:00
Parboil the ‘coon in salted water to cover, adding carrots, onion and celery if you desire, for 30 to 60 minutes — depending on the size and age of the raccoon. This helps remove some of the excess fat in the tissues. Drain and dry, then stuff with apple-raisin stuffing*, skewer and place on a rack in the roaster, ...
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Poor mans Spaghetti
2008-10-09 17:23:00
Ingredients: Twenty packets of Burger King ketchups. Ramen Noodles. Dried weeds from your backyard. Dirty sock for the garlic flavor. First empty the ketchup packets into a small sauce pan. Then place the Ramen in a bowl of hot tap water. remember to let the sit for at least ten minutes or they will be like eating HDMIcables. Once you ...
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Pigs Feet And Turnip Greens
2008-10-09 17:08:00
1/2 pound Fresh pig feet, split, twice 2 pounds young, tender turnip greens 3 dried red pepper (or less to taste) Salt and pepper to taste Boiling water Place pigs feet in boiling water to cover. Add the red pepper and cook until meat is almost tender. If you like it falling off the bone, then cook till tender. Thoroughly wash ...
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Breakfast Under The Hood.
2008-10-09 16:59:00
First you will want all your ingredients at hand so go collect your neighbors cat, some robin eggs, and whatever bread you can find. Ride with all your ingredients to work or wherever, just make sure you keep your windows up so the cat suffocates. Now on your ride home or to wherever ...
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Back Strap For Two.
2008-10-04 04:02:00
It is important that when you are making back strap from a wild pig that you age and tenderize it properly, or you may as well eat your Manolo Blahnik shoes. As with any wild game you should soak it in a salt water brine. Then in milk. The back strap tends to have a ...
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