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Telephone Diet
2008-04-19 03:53:00
I'm calling this the "Telephone Diet " because I was thinking of ridiculous diets me and my girlfriends attempted while we were teenagers back in the 80s. Most of these diets were relayed by my friends to one another via telephone, you know we didn't have the Internet back in the stone ages. I've decided that is a good thing, because knowing me I would have had a Myspace page with dirty pictures

Sexy Diet
2008-04-04 08:34:00
Since I've lost a lot of weight, not my goal yet, but enough that I am happy and confident enough to attract some hot men, I have discovered that I had been missing out on the best diet of them all-sex. A "fucking diet" if you will. Nothing has toned my tush like the intense sex I have had of late. Honestly, all I have to say is be an enthusiastic lover and you will discover your body will be
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Cutest Diet Ever - The Bento Diet
2008-02-25 02:32:00
As it often happens when going on the Internet you end up far, far away from where you originally started. I forgot what exactly I was looking for, but I ended up at a Flickr pool of bento box photos. From there I found myself at the blog of a woman who is losing weight via bento boxes. She has moved to another blog since. For those who are not aware of what a bento box is, here is a basic
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Crazy Is A Matter of Perspective - The Sardine Diet
2008-02-02 18:03:00
Some foods are best eaten at home, alone, with nary a person around to come up behind you and say "P.U.!" or "Gross!" Sardines are most definitely one of these foods. I'm talking of the classic canned sardines lined up in a can covered with oil, mustard, or hot sauce. Perhaps enjoyed with some crackers or on some toasted buttered bread and a slice of raw onion, tossed with pasta. Or, as I had
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The Black Book of Hollywood Diet Secrets
2008-01-24 06:27:00
Being a celeb crazed, Hollywood gossip monger it is only natural I'm a total sucker for celebrity diet secrets. I can barely pass a tabloid with a "Stars Diet Secrets " headline. Sad, but hell, at least I admit it. While the majority of these so called tips are bullshit, I still read on. So when I got wind of this new book Black Book of Hollywood Diet Secrets by Kym Douglas and Cindy Perlman I

Fear Not
2007-09-09 01:29:00
This blog has not been abandoned, I'll be posting some stuff soon. Life happens. In the meantime, make sure you subscribe to the feed (http://feeds.feedburner.com/crazydiets.x ml) so you'll see updates.
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Are you A Sucker? Eggplant Extract Diet
2007-08-19 19:58:00
Quick test: Check out this page for "Fat Foe" an eggplant extract diet aid to see how gullible you are. Click on any link there to find out. You, my savvy readers, probably knew it was phony baloney when you saw the advertisement. Every day thousands of people shell out big bucks for diet products that provide false claims and cause you to lose nothing but money. Don't even read the
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Diet Patches - Effective As a Postage Stamp On Your Forearm
2007-08-18 20:50:00
Sounds so easy, slap a patch on and the next thing you know you're a svelte, skinny little thing. They have patches for everything, smoking cessation, birth control, menopause, pain, why wouldn't a diet patch not work? Easy folks: we barely have a prescription diet pill that works, and if it did, I am certain big pharma would slap that bitch on patches and hand them out. Other than appetite
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Lanky Links
2007-08-17 21:46:00
The funny ass women over at Jezebel have two amusing diet related stories today. If you have never checked out Jezebel, you're missing out, snarky, saucy, and ever ready to call bullshit on celebs, journalists, and even lowly folks such as myself: 1. "Fat Burners of Yore" 2. "Celebrity Diets: They Just Might Work?" If you like baby food! Stephanie from "Back In Skinny Jeans" has a wonderful
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The TMI Diet - When You End Up Losing Weight Without Really Trying
2007-08-16 02:59:00
I've been a hypocondriac as far back as I can remember. The sniffles are pneumonia, a scratch is a wound, and so forth. The lone allergic reaction I've had to a medication has led to 15 years of fear and excitment every time I take a new pill. When I get a cold, it is a full blown affair with me spending a hour in the pharmacy comparing cold meds for content and prices. I'll come out with said
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eBoost - Energize & Revitalize!
2007-08-14 02:11:00
The folks behind eBoost don't promote their energy beverage powder as a diet drink. But I'll be damned if it isn't. Imagine if you will a swankier version of Emergen-C with the kick of Red Bull, and perhaps a kick in the ass from that bull and you've got eBoost. Me and two co-workers gave the stuff a go this morning. I am so not a morning person. I don't drink a lot of coffee, it gets cold on

The Weekend Diet
2007-08-11 03:00:00
Weekends use to mean beer and bourbon for me, and it showed. I've tamed my ways and spend more time in nerdville than the bar. Alas, for those who are still out and about, and want to take it easy on the weekend to make amends for a few dietary mishaps during the work week a weekend diet is for you! Here are a few quick weekend diets to detox that I found: The Gesta Diet (why is the inclusion
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Is This The Future of Diets - The Self Absorbed You Tube Diet?
2007-08-10 02:43:00
As I've previously mentioned, Weight Watchers and I never worked out very well. Why? 1. I'd miss meetings because of work or laziness, mostly laziness so I'd 2. Have to pay for the missed meetings and 3. When I did go, everyone got on my nerves, either pronouncing them the "Queen of Weight Loss" or asking stupid question. I don't play well with others apparently. Acutally, I'm a social butterfly
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Don't Be a Sourpuss, Try the Grapefruit Diet
2007-08-09 01:54:00
There are several foods I can't look out without thinking of dieting: cottage cheese, Melba toast, celery sticks, and grapefruit. As a child I watched my mother go on numerous diets, but they all seemed to involve a half of grapefruit in the morning with Sweet'n'Low and a cup of black coffee. Sweet, sour, and bitter--the taste of diet in the days of yore. It was not uncommon to have a half a
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Watermelon- A Diet Friendly Food
2007-08-05 23:07:00
It is scorching out in my neck of the woods, and nothing is more enjoyable during the summer than a cold treat.My favorite thing to do this time of year is to cut up some fresh watermelon, put it in a freezable plastic container, and when frozen, eat it with a spoon like Italian ices. Watermelon is mostly just that, water, and naturally sweet. Additionally, you can take the frozen watermelon, puree it in a blender, and refreeze it if you want your watermelon ices a bit smoother. You can even dilute it more with water, freeze the melon puree, then when frozen, scrape it into a dish, and that is a "granita." You can add vodka to this if you're entertaining.The frozen melon can also be used in smoothies. There is a local drive-in near my house that makes awesome, but oh so fattening watermelon milkshakes in the summertime. I made my own fake version with a cup of skim milk, and the frozen melon, plus a Splenda packet and blended it for a second so it would still be chunky. Not exactly...
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Excuse Me
2007-08-05 05:50:00
sorry folks for the odd layout button extravaganza.trying to get this organized, and well, I'm going to go interact with live human beings right nowhttp://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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Poopy Panties Part2-- Alli Coupons
2007-08-04 02:47:00
Mr. Cheapstuff, who do you think you are? A man who posts Alli coupons to tempt the dieting masses, that's who! If you're a brave person, check out these coupons if you're going to take Alli.Have a good weekend!http://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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10 Signs That it is Time To Lose Weight
2007-08-03 22:42:00
In no particular order:1. People ask if you're pregnant2. People ask if you're pregnant and you're a guy3. You have rolls...over your shoes/your once sexy ankles are "cankles"4. Socks and Bras cut off your circulation5. You're breathing heavy, and you're not having sex, exercising, or making prank calls.6. There are Cheetos in your cleavage (I found a few leftover snacks in mine in the past!)7. All the clothes that are now available for you to wear involve elastic and are matronly8. The only bras that come in your size are white9. You feel like shit, all the time10. Your ass is now in your frontNote, I have experience the pain of being heavy, I've experienced them all, well except number 2. Not to mention intention from friends & family. It hurts to hear, like anything else, though it is up to YOU to make the decision to lose weight, on a healthy diet or even a crazy diet! It is not anyone else's decision!http://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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Vintage Weight Watchers Recipe Cards and a Good Read
2007-08-03 00:22:00
For those of who that at are not familiar with author Wendy McClure, she started out with a site that showcased found vintage Weight Watchers Recipe Cards. Yellowed, and faded, these cards show how far we have come in the weight loss game.She's written a humorous and honest memoir of her diet battles called "I'm Not The New Mewhich is a great read for anyone who has ever battled the bulge, dealt with the angst of being over weight, and wondering if maybe they should stay how they are. She's also published the Weight Watcher card collection in a volume called "Amazing Mackerel Pudding Plan."Wendy caused a bit of a ruckus amongst attendees at the BlogHer conference in Chicago last week. It was those for weight loss vs. those for fat acceptance. As much as I love a good fight, I'm glad I missed that session. Why? As much as I love and respect those who can remain overweight, healthy, and love themselves, I personally am of the weight loss camp. I have suffered various weight relate...
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Alli Baba & the Shitty Drawers - Is Diet Drug Worth It?
2007-08-02 07:56:00
A reader inquired if I have tried Alli . The answer is no. Why?a. I have not spoken with anyone who has. b. I worked on one of the clinical trials of Xenical many years ago, the drug it is also marketed under in a higher dosage by prescription. If you've typed "oily stools" and "anal discharge" for a few months, you'd think twice about taking it. That said, people were losing weight.c. I am on so many other medications that I need to be on, that the thought of taking another pill is just not attractive to me. (Crazy pills, blood pressure pills, tummy pills.)d. I tend to have a nervous stomach. I don't know if it is actually IBS, but there are times where I get a little worried about making it from point a to point b.BUT if I do decide to take it I will:a. First try it out on the weekend, if I am going to have any adverse side effects, I'd like to be home.Have any of you, dear readers tried Alli, and have you had positive or negative experiences with the drug. Now that its been ou...
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Makeover Magic
2007-08-01 16:33:00
Busy day pour moi, but check this makeover thing out, I wasted an hour of my life doing it, and it was fun! I did, though find out I am not a good blonde!Visit Makeover -o-Matichttp://crazydiets.blogspo t.com
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Thank Goodness For Ayds!
2007-08-01 03:42:00
I used to beg my mom to buy Ayds diet candies for me as a chubby pre-teen. She never would. Not long after that, sadly, Ayds became a misfortunate name for a diet drug and my hairdresser Tony, died of a whispered "heart attack."The British Ayds Commercial "Thank Goodness For Ayds!"The American Ayds Commerical "Ayds Helped me Get Into a Size Six!"http://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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Is It Possible To Lose Weight Without Excercise?
2007-07-31 06:01:00
Personally, I've never dropped any el bees without getting my ass off the couch. Between work and sitting at the computer, secretary's spread has been the bane of my existence, and any time I've decided to NOT exercise that spread, well spreads. I can dine on all the carrot sticks and water I want, if I don't move, I don't lose. For those who do, God Bless you and your high metabolism. I was born with the metabolism of a sloth.So all that said, Tim Ferris, author of the "Four Hour Workweek" (Which is not unlike my favorite song by Bandway "Four Day Weekend") has an interesting post on his blog about "How to Lose 20lbs of Fat in 30 Days...Without Exercising." (I must say I like his style, no excercising, a short work week, I wonder if he's single?)The diet is a bit male-centric, but then what isn't. He's based it on the diet of ultramarathoner Dean Karnares who used it to train for 50 marathons in 50 days. Wait a minute, don't they exercise to marathon? It's a lot of good p...
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Apple Cider Vinegar - Magic Diet Elixir or Just A Bunch of Sour Apples?
2007-07-25 00:58:00
Back in my college days a friend of mine was freaking out because he had been spending much time with his face in the bong and found out he'd have to take a drug test for pretty lucrative job opportunity. I'll be honest with you, as this was pre-Internet, I have no earthly idea where I had heard this, but I told him:"Dude, drink vinegar, I heard vinegar will make you pass a drug test."He took a quick sip out a bottle of wine vinegar and spit it out. "C'mon you've got to drink it, you want that job don't you.""Yes""I know, why don't you just do it like a shot. You'll barely taste it." So he grabbed a shot glass out of the cabinet, poured himself a shot of the vinegar, toasted me, did the shot and proceeded to vomit tuna fish salad sandwich all over the kitchen and I proceeded to laugh my ass off. I think he did pass that test, but it certainly wasn't from the vinegar.A few years later I caught a friend of mine at a party tippling from not a bottle of booze, but a bottle vineg...
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Alkalarian is a Not a Religion or a Planet
2007-07-24 04:53:00
One of my readers, Alan Who (I wanted to write "Dr.Who") tipped me off to a crazy diet I of which I was not aware-the Alkalarian diet.Despite my 14 years in the pharmaceutical industry, I am by no means a scientist, so that said I'm going to explain this pretty plainly. I must note that when diets get all scientific on my ass I tend to shy away from them. All I want to do know is, am I going to drop some poundage? I'm sure I"m not the only one who's skipped the jibber-jabber in the front of a diet book explaining How eating only X will cause you to to not only lose weight, because the X reacts with Y. Blah.OK, so the Alkalarian diet's concept is that "is that the over-acidification of the body is the single underlying cause of all disease" and that all the crap we eat makes our bodies acidic and therefore screws up our body's alkaline ph balance. The Alkarians claim:1. Fat is caused by over acidification. I always thought it was caused by doughnuts.2. Yeast & fungi gobble at yo...
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Rolls
2007-07-23 02:40:00
I'm not talking about the ones *flapping over belts, but blog rolls.I haven't started one yet for this particular blog (except for a few obligatory ones that I HAD to add in order to get listed on some diretories.) Setting up a blog is more work than a non-blogger would imagine (template will be updated in the future.)Anywho, If you have a diet/weight loss blog that you'd like to list here. Please email me:crazydietsATgmailDOTcom*that just made me think about the corny joke:"I have dunlap's disease""What's dunlap's disease?""My belt dunlaped over my belt!"http://crazydiets.blogspot.com

Gazpacho - The Perfect Diet Food
2007-07-22 03:30:00
Cool, tasty, refreshing, nutritious, and even filling, gazpacho is the most perfect diet food. For those of you who do not know what gazpacho is, it is the official soup of Spain. It is a cold soup based on tomatoes. As with any colloquial recipe, there are endless versions. Personally, I like the true Spanish style that includes real tomatoes and some bread. Bread? Diet ? Don't fret, the amounts are scant. You'll see versions that are essential salsa in a bowl, and those I dislike.What makes it a wonderful diet food is that no matter how you make it, it is low in calories and chock full of veggies. Remember it is prime time for tomatoes, go to your local road side stand or farmer's market and get GOOD tomatoes. I am a tomato snob, and this is not a recipe to be made with mealy, tasteless grocery store tomatoes. Not even those phony "vine ripened" ones that look nice but taste like nothing. It is important to chill the soup, as that is half the pleasure of eating it. Served with a...
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Vintage Diet Commerical
2007-07-22 00:51:00
Check out this vintage commerical for "Diet Delight" starring none other than a young Dabney Coleman:http://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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Pierce Your Ears To Lose Weight?
2007-07-21 01:22:00
The woman over at Diet Meals Recipes, has found an interesting way to lose some weight.It is called a "weight-loss staple." According to the blogger (sorry her name is not available) "Dr. Burrows claims that most people who get their ears stapled will lose staggering 10 - 30 pounds a month without any exercise!" Basically it is like accupuncture mixed with an earring.For more information, read the entire post here, which is pretty funny as well. Or alternatively, here is the site of the doctor, Dr. Burrows, who started this interested and crazy sounding procedure.PS. I think I'm totally going to do this!http://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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10 Fantastic Weight Loss & Diet Blogs
2007-07-21 01:12:00
I'm going to take a break tonight from posting about crazy diet info, and gives some props to some other weight loss/diet blogs. Check 'em out1. Diet Blog2. Former Fat Guy A great sucess story blog!3. Maria's Last Diet4. Dietivity5. 3 Fat Chicks6. Calorie Count (a great resource!)7. Celebrity Diet Doctor8. Pasta Queen9. Tales From the Scales10. Living La Vida Low Carbhttp://crazydiets.blogspot.com
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