Puuda Maggui's Guide to EverythingPuuda Maggui's Guide to EverythingA guide to everything that is probably not useful in the real world. Covers all aspect Articles
HARRY POTTER, OMG!!!1!11!1one
2007-07-20 04:53:00 On Saturday July 21 at 12:01 a.m. all madness breaks loose as every bookstore in the world is torn apart as muggles (HAHA INSIDE JOKE) and children with low self-esteem wishing to be part of the Harry Potter world go mad to get ahold of the final installment of the Harry Potter bi-trilogy and 1/3 book series. Unless, the bookstore owners are "good conservative" people that think that they can actually survive in this era without Harry Potter. In that case, they are utterly screwed to fail in their business. Unless, they are "good conservative" people who sell porn (that doesn't include witchcraft), then they are set for life when Puuda finds out about their bookstore.Even Puuda himself has fallen for the books and will be waiting in line at his local bookstore dressed up as Firenze. What will happen to Harry and all his Good Conservative-despised friends? Only J.K. Rowling knows what happens, along with her publishers, the books' artists, some guy named Gabriel, YTMND Vader and ha...
Puuda's Obvious Tip #1
2007-05-04 02:40:00 This was an obvious, but important tip, by Puuda Maggui. Thank you. More About: Obvious
Bragging Rights
2007-03-01 23:16:00 Often when people do something incredibly awesome, they like to brag about it. Even more often, people like to brag about almost anything. So when is it ok to brag, do you ask? One moment it is ok to brag, is when you are still more popular than your neighbor, who is giving away money. Another good example of when it is ok to brag is when you have a higher rank than the most popular music magazine's very own blog. n other news, check out Dr. Blogstein's new radio show every Tuesday night.This has been a brief update by Puuda Maggui More About: Rights , Right , Brag , Bragg
Identifying Posers (AKA: LOOK OUT! THERE'S A POSER BEHIND YOU!)
2007-01-11 00:20:00 I have finally been able to come back to my beloved site and update more exciting information for my readers. Many of you may be wondering where I have been. Well, the answer is I was out on a top secret research for my latest post. The date says this is older, but this has just been a draft since I've been out on my expedition. I know most of you may have basic knowledge to determine if someone who is near you may be some form of a poser, but I decided to take you further with the most common and sickening groups of all. The groups I will be discussing this time are Skater, Emo/Goth, Intellectual, Rocker, and Gay posers.SkaterThe first class of posers are those that consider themselves skateboarders. They will often be wearing $30 skateboard tees and $70 tight jeans. Despite the fact that they spend more on clothes than Hulk Hogan spends on boas, they sometimes bash "The Man" for keeping them down and not allowing them to skateboard in front of them old folks home. The Skater pose... More About: Here , Behind , There , Look , Pose
To: YOU From: PUUDA
2006-12-20 02:58:00 Since this is the first holiday season for my guide, I decided I would give a gift that all can enjoy and if I play it right, I can get more hits from this. I was originally just going to give this generic gift to everyonebut I remembered that there are other religions celebrating at the same time and I don't want to get sued....and can't forget the readers who are allergic to animals and complain about it...and for the akward family member who likes anthromorphic art and is a bit of a perv...Just copy the picture and save it forever in your picture folder. If you forgot to pick up a gift for that creepy techie at work who gave everyone a gift 2 months ago, then you can photoshop your name over mine.Once again, happy holidays from me, Puuda Maggui.
Puuda's First YTMND!
2006-11-28 04:10:00 Yes, it is true! After several months of not really doing anything on YTMND, except ROFLMFAO at most of the current loops, I have finally made my first one, and it's a pile of steaming CRAP! Check it out herehttp://insidejokessuck.ytmnd.com/It's based off one of my original posts, which I think needed more publicity. I also recommend this loop here: http://lukecompany.ytmnd.com More About: First
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
2006-11-23 00:27:00 Puuda Maggui is currently revising his work and updating his site for Blogger Beta so it will look kick @zz. He will finish it the day after Thanksgiving.message from Puuda referring himself in the third-person.Puuda MagguiPuuda Maggui's Guide to EverythingUPDATE: It will take a little bit longer since I am trying to figure hopw to add my own label at the top. In the mean time, people can add my banner to their blogs, sites, and Myspaces. It is located at the bottom. Thanks for Rybitski for helping me out with that. http://rybitski.googlepages.com/home : buy his stuff! More About: Construction , Const , Under , Cons , Under Construction
Guide to Online Dissing
2006-10-17 23:15:00 Here are just a few names you can call someone when you got on a forum or MMO. Some of them are best said aloud, such as on teamspeak or Xbox Live. Yet, others work best typed out. That way, it makes people think about what you wrote twice. Anyways, if you are tired of using the word "noob" or @ssh013, try these out. Just make sure you give credit where it's due when people ask about them. I will continously add more to this, just tell me some.-Nub (still under-used)-Nooblet (Young noobs)-Nublet- Noob Cake-Noob sauce-Noobasaurus Rex (Yes, i call people that sometimes)-Nub Cake-Nub Sauce- Noobaroo-Pwnanza (a great source of pwnage, aka the Carrot Top roast)What to say when someone gets "owned"and want to be a little more clever:-LOL, you just got Al Cap0wned!-Man, this is a great party, or should I say PWNANZA!IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE ORIGINAL IDEAS, TELL ME SO WE CAN HELP ALL THE NOOBS OUT THERE EXPAND THEIR ONLINE VOCABULARY! More About: Online , Guide , Sing , Line , Diss
Explaination of Time Travel
2006-10-04 00:27:00 Time- system of distinguishing eventsTravel - go on journeyTime+Travel= Going on a journey through a system of distinguishing events. In simpler times, reversing/forwarding events to mess around with it and have fun.When people think about time travel, most often they are wondering what it would be like back in a certain time period. The second most often thing that people think about, when they wish they could travel time is when they wish they could sleep with someone who has been dead in their time, such as Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Cleopatra, a caveman/woman. The third most wished use for it is to undo stupidity, such as stocking up food supplies and building a bomb shelter in 1999.How is Time Travel accomlished?There are three main ways to travel through time and what happens when you do. Two of them use "Time Machines", and the other one is just plain stupid.Time Machine- A mechanical device used to go on a journey through a system of distinguishing events.The Three Main Types:"Ba... More About: Time , Plain , Rave , Nation
Exclusive Inside Look on Halo 3 with Puuda Maggui
2006-09-26 03:09:00 With excitement of Halo 3 in development, many people are already wondering what will seperate the third installment from the other two. Hopefully it will be more than naming it Halo: Trinity, which has become a recent fad for second sequels in a series. So after many hours of researching this topic, I have made a list of what to expect in Halo 3 .1. Better graphics2. Better multiplayer3. Plot ending and/or twist to keep it open for when Bungie decides to go back4. Even more customizations5. Playable Flood(Yes, those did take me hours to research)Yet, probably the most defining change in Halo 3 will be6. Tri-wieldingAfter all, what made Halo 2 such a big improvement? Sure the pretty graphics were nice, but what people really wanted was more death and destruction. With the possibility of three weapons at a time equals more fun. Sure they will have to add that into the plot somehow, such as a Flood bit Master Chief so he grew another limb...but hey, who wouldn't want another arm?7. Ma... More About: Exclusive , With , Inside
Guns N' Roses: The Greatest Cover Band of All Time!
2006-09-07 04:31:00 With word of my site currently the one of the most viewed pages online about mypace music contests, I will now talk about the greatest cover band in the WORLD. Yes, I am talking about the one and only, Guns N' Roses ! Since 1985, GNR has made some of the best covers of songs to date. What makes their covers so popular is their own unique metal twist to the songs and Axl Rose's singing.Some of the famous artists they have covered are AC/DC, Bob Dylan,Paul McCartney, and The Rolling Stones. Yet, GNR sometimes actually wrote their own music! It was a rare thing to happen, so whenever they did come up with their own songs and whether or not they were up to standards of that year, they still made it up in the top singles. Just look at their Great est Hits album; just filled with covers:Knocking' on Heaven's Door- COVERLive and Let Die- COVERAin't It Fun- COVERSince I Don't Have You- COVERSympathy for the Devil- original...oops I mean COVERDon't Cry- an actual orginal but GNR COVERED... More About: Band , Time
Puuda Maggui's Myspace Music WInners: Part 2
2006-08-31 04:25:00 The JohnsStarting off the second half of the two part series, The Johns, come in 2nd place. Usually when I hear the term "Indie Rock", I think of crap, but The Johns have shown me that there is still some serious hope in the genre. Coming from the Big Apple where bands come at a dime a dozen, The Johns stick out with their unique vocals, and catchy lyrics. If this isn't enough to get you to check them out, if you do go to their Myspace , there will be a hot chick that will jump out of their Myspace. Hall's Guide ServiceFinally, coming in 1st place is Hall's Guide Service (HGS), the greatest funk rock band on Myspace! With their, more than usual, complicated bass lines and sweet and unsucky/nonscreaming lyrics made them my first choice to start. The other reason why they stuck out to me is their age compared to the other bands in the contest, which their age ranges from 16-18. Their lead singer/guitarist, Jake, and their drummer, Andy, both just start college this year. Jake and Ja... More About: Music , Space , Winners , Winner
Puuda Maggui's Myspace Music Winners: Part 1
2006-08-19 01:55:00 The Bob Ross ProjectComing up in 5th place of the least suckiest bands on Myspace is "The Bob Ross Project". The name of this band will make you click on the slow loading link, but their groovy jazz-funk hybrid music will make you stay and listen to their songs. If they had so few friends, I'd say they were a professional band.http://www.myspace.com/thebobrosspro jectAndrew GordonIn 4th place is the D.J. Andrew Gordon and his soothing techno/electronica. This is great work, and many fans of this kind of music will enjoy this after listening to too much "Sandstorm" and being rejected by numerous potential dates as they danced to it. http://www.myspace.com/andrewgordon The BonesmenFor 3rd place is "The Bonesmen". The original Lynyrd Skynyrd may be gone, but with a few more songs recorded, The Bonesmen could be on their way to being the next big thing in southern rock. They also have a kick-ass logo as well which helps as well. Yet, since this contest is only about the music, they wou... More About: Music , Space , Winners , Winner
How To Tell If You Spend too Much Time Online...
2006-08-10 00:03:00 http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Marin a/4942/ascii.htmWhat happened to painting and using clay?P.S. This crappy art doesn't even transfer well... More About: How To , Time , Online , Much , Line
Puuda's Great Myspace Music Contest
2006-08-08 06:25:00 NEW SITE DEDICATED FOR THE LIKES OF MYSPACE BANDS! ADD ME ON MYSPACE FOR A CHANCE TO BE FEATURED ON THE SITE! http://puudamusic.blogspot.comGOOGLE SEARCHERS: I HAVE THE RESULTS, JUST HEAD BACK TO MY MAIN PAGE.Recently, I have found out that not all bands on MySpace suck. I also found out some of them could also use more publicity. So, since I am such a great and generous person, I will give 5(originally 3)artists/bands,that I think is worthy, a short explanation on my site explaining why they don't suck.GUIDELINES:-I will do some searching by myself, but if anyone has a band, tell me or add me-NO! I will not use a famous MySpace artist/band, only the lesser known artists-No begging or bribing aloud! I don't want what you have...-Do not speak of guidelines-There are no guidelines...oops overdone joke. OK, the last two don't count, and pretty much if you don't suck within 17 seconds into one of your songs, you will be given a careful ear. More About: Contest , Music , Myspace , Great
Puuda Maggui: Amateur Ghost Capturer?
2006-07-28 05:29:00 Interesting picture I took on the family farm a week ago. When I walked into the old hog house, I thought I sensed a presence, then thought it must have been my allergies of hard work and farmy-like matter. Yet, when this picture got developed, two seconds after I took it on my new digital camera, I saw what looked like a bald guy peeking out. I didn't see him when I took it, or in the picture I took the split second before, so that makes it a genuine ghost shot. Yet, it also could be one of the antique dealers snooping around for left-over goods...we shall never know......OoooOoooOoOooh......boo.(THE GHOST IS IN THE BADLY ADDED CIRCLE NEAR THE BACK DOOR. IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU CLICKED TO ENLARGE.) More About: Ghost , Host , Mate , Capture , Amateur
Puuda Maggui's OFFICIAL MySpace!
2006-07-26 07:31:00 Yea, I have finally decided to conform with the rest of the world and get a dreaded MySpace account. So if you have one and would like to add me as your friend, that would be totally o.k., sorta. My goal is by the end of this month to have more than that mysterious Force that drives MySpace and its inhabitants....TOM!!! So if you are a reader and added me, leave me a comment, because I am getting a lot more hits than I expected and want to see who reads this.myspace.com/puudamaggui More About: Myspace , Pace , Official
First Hatemail
2006-07-23 04:36:00 Due to the fact that it will be a few more days until I have free time to write my next piece, I will humor those who emailed me wanting me to write another angry article. This was my first hatemail that I got. Like my worst fear at the time, it was from a Furry about what I thought was pretty informative. I originally was going to be very forward about how I feel about Furries, but the night before I began writing, I had a nightmare that I was being chased by a guy in a fox costume.http://puudamaggui.blogspot.com/2 006/06/furries-are-among-us.htmlSo, I decided to be kinder and still show how I felt nicely. Yet, it didn't stop one person from sending me my..... FIRST HATEMAIL!Dear Mr. "Maggui"Recently I found your blog and found it intriguing and read several entries. Yet, today I read your newest entry about Furries and found it very negative. Being an active member of the Furry Fandom world, I would like to state that, for the whole community, we are upset with your stance on what... More About: Mail , Email , Hate , Hat , First
How to Tell If Your Movie Sucks
2006-07-15 07:18:00 So you and your friends went with your year-long idea and made your own kung-fu-comedy-horror? Yet, if guys are afraid that people will think it will suck (and it will)? Then when you hear your first complaint, bring up most the worst movie of all time, Robo Vampire. Don't really want to go into much detail, but this movie is only watchable if you like shitty movies that make you laugh.Bad Action-Horror Movie Checklist-RoboCop rip-off-Bad acting-Long boring slow-motion chase through a tunnel-Hopping vampires-Terrible male stunt-double for a female actress-The worst fictional piece of technology everSaw this movie awhile back and thought it was a good movie. It made me feel better about my movie directing/producing/script writing/acting skills. To find out more about this movie try going to http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/movie srobovampire.html. This guy did a good job figuring out the plot then I did when I watched it. More About: How To , Your , Suck , Sucks
Definition of a Political Blog
2006-07-07 10:15:00 A "Politica l Blog ", in simplest terms, a blog about politics. Yet, there is a lot more to these blogs than one may think. After trying to find a worthy political blog to add to my links, I could not find one. So I will give my definition of a "Political Blog" to explain why I hate them.When it comes to searching this blog genre, the lists are endless. Yet, what they all lack is variety and originality. When one is searching through these pages of so-called intelligent reading, they are usually looking for liberal sites, or they are looking for conservative sites. Yes, very basic knowledge to know the two sides.Yet, one of the biggest things that makes me mad about these blogs that most are just liberal propaganda. These blogs are all the same due to the fact that all 50 posts are explaining how Bush is another Hitler and if you don't support their blog, you are a Nazi. This puzzles me due to the fact that they threaten you like Hitler himself did that. The other aspect of these blo... More About: Definition , Al B
Inauguration to One of the Greats
2006-07-05 20:42:00 Many of you may be staring at the picture above saying,"What do these people have in common?" The answer is that Bon Scott, O.J. Simpson, Donald Rumsfeld, Courtney Love, Jimmy Smits, Franz Boas and Tai Shan, the giant panda born last summer in the National Zoo all were born on July 9th. As everyone knows, July 9th has had the most important people in the last millenium born on it. So I have decided to add another to-be great person, myself, to the Great Sky of July-Ninthians. Screw it, what I'm trying to say is that it is my birthday on the 9th and you should wish me one...Little interesting fact some might like is that it took me 10 minutes to get the sky behind Rumsfeld to look decent. More About: The G
Does Hogan Really"Know Best"?
2006-07-03 05:08:00 Recently, I stayed up until almost dawn watching t.v. Half of that time was spent watching probably the best reality t.v show there is, "Hogan Know s Best ". After about 3 1/2 episodes, I started to wonder, does Hogan really know what is best for us? So I have been dwelling on this.To start this off, I would like to add that I know more about Hulk Hogan than I do on some other subjects, such as physics and astronomy. Besides the point that astronomy is as useful in the "real world" as knowledge of a pro-wrestler's personal life, it made me wonder more philosophically about pop culture. For example, did you know that instead of George Foreman making millions off the mini-grill with his name on it, it could of been Hogan? Yes, this could have been Hogan if he didn't have to take his kids to school that day and missed the phone call saying they wanted him for it. So instead, he got stuck with the Hulk Hogan Blender.With that bit of pop culture trivia, I will now go back to the less int... More About: Real , Really
Abbrvs.R Gr8!
2006-07-01 23:14:00 LOL! Y use comp. words when u can just rite abbrvs? I luv abbrvs cuz they make my life easier. Every1 should use them 4 the same reason. If ppl jus used abbrvs. we would have more time 2 watch t.v., or do sumthin else. OMG, ppl waste 2 much time riting stuf like GB, ttyl, etc. W/e, if ppl can't lern 2 b more time eff., than that is their prob.Cya guys lata
Star Wars Nerds vs. Trekkies
2006-06-26 06:13:00 VS.Isn't it obvious who wins? More About: Nerd , Star Wars , Wars , War , Star
Wearing a "Dark Side of the Moon" T-shirt Does NOT Make You Cool
2006-06-23 22:03:00 Within the last 4 years or so, classic rock band shirts have come back into style. I think that is great, but not for true fans of these legenday bands. A majority of these shirts are worn by little middle-schooler wannabe conformists. Not to get off the subject, but just wanted to let everyone know I will try to never use the words conformist, conformists, or umm... any other word that has the the beginning word "conform" in it due to the fact that it has been overused by hypocriticsl (another blog to be written soon). Anyways, a classic t-shirt that has been killed by these wannabes, for example, would be Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon ".I have no problem with true fans wearing these t-shirts, but most people who I usually see wearing them don't even have a clue what most of Pink Floyd's songs are about. One of my friends tested this awhile ago by randomly walking up to one of these middle-schoolers and started a conversation with him. When my friend started asking him why ... More About: Cool , Ring , Shirt
Furries Are Among Us!
2006-06-19 23:28:00 A friend first told me about furries a while ago. At first I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. As I researched "furries" more, I realized "Furry Fandom" was more mainstream than I thought, and it surprised me. So I decided to summarize " Furry" ways. The picture above can be found on Wikipedia under Furry Fandom.DEFINITION: A "furry" is someone who likes to dress up as an animal or just has very strong fascination of animals that act, dress, and talk like humans. APPEARANCES: A furry's appearance is vast and changing. A furry's most common appearance is that of feline and canine, but have been known to have the appearances of platyhelminthes and protists. The furry also has the ability to use camouflage to blend in to the surroundings of their birth(cities,town, etc.) as regular people.HABITAT: The habitat of a furry is very similar to a Trekkie. They sometimes live in the home of their non-furry parents collecting/reading/watching everything that has talking animals. Where m... More About: Furries
All Inside Jokes Suck, Except Mine...
2006-06-16 23:59:00 One of the biggest problems I have with hanging out with friends in a different "group", in a lack of a better term, is when it comes to inside jokes. For those of you who don't have any friends, an inside joke is a joke that is only humorous to those involved, and leaves anyone else within sight and hearing distance with the temporary thought of "WTF?". Which explains why it is called an inside joke. This leads me to the realization that unlike my inside jokes, all others just plain suck.An example of an inside joke would be this: You walk up to a friend and his friends to talk. Suddenly, without warning, one of them shouts "Potato!". This causes everyone to shriek with laughter and only leaves you confused and left out.So, why exactly are the inside jokes I am involved in so much better than anyone else's? Plain and simple. Mine are actually funny and took deep thought to construct. An example of one of my inside jokes would be "Strawberry Milk". HAHA, Get it??? Well then, you h... More About: Jokes , Joke , Inside , Side |
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