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Children's Day
2009-06-01 12:08:00 HURRAY FOR THE CHILDREN! LET'S HUGH THE WORLD AND MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE, FOR US, FOR YOU AND FOR THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE!
WORDS OF WISDOM
2009-05-29 12:32:00 "So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life and beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people and grovel to none. When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one and no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools and robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their li... More About: Words , Wisdom , Words of Wisdom
REYS DE EUROPA / KINGS OF EUROPE
2009-05-28 12:01:00 El Barcelona cierra una temporada histórica en la que han conquistado el triplete, tras imponerse al Manchester United (2-0) en la final de la Liga de Campeones con goles de Etoo y Messi. Los de Guardiola, que ya habían ganado Liga y Copa, suman en Roma su tercera Copa de Europa .United were slayed 2-0 by Spanish giants Barcelona, ending their dream of becoming the first team to win two consecutive Champions League crowns. Leo Messi won his personal duel against Cristiano Ronaldo as he headed in Barca's second. More About: Europe , Kings
2009 UEFA Champions League Final - DUEL IN ROME
2009-05-27 17:17:00 The Stadio Olimpico in Rome will host the European Champion Clubs' Cup final, this evening, at 20.45 CET. The final match will be contested by the two best football/soccer teams in the world (and my favourite ones!), Barcelona and Manchester United, who are the defending champions. Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo (my fellow countryman) will go head-to-head and try to prove who the best player of the world is. The Swiss referee Massimo Busacca will take charge of the match, assisted by Matthias Arnet and Francesco Buragina with Claudio Circhetta as fourth official.Guess the final score and winWhoever comes up with the correct score, gets this prize: I will shamelessly promote you blog/site, by dedicating a post to it. Please, use the comments section to leave your hunch (I will only accept one-per-visitor, until 20.45 CET ). More About: Champions League , Uefa , Champions , Final
Oh, no! Not another blonde joke!
2009-05-26 18:11:00 Ssshhh...!!! Don't you dare to laugh!A red-head, a brunette and a blonde were all about to be executed, one at a time. First up was the red-head, and as she stood up against the wall before several men with guns, she suddenly yelled, "EARTHQUAKE!" All of the men were so confused they ran for cover and the red-head escaped by the time they realized there was no earthquake.Next up was the brunette, who stood before the line of armed men and at the last second yelled, "TORNADO!" Once again, the men were confused and the brunette slipped away when the men turned around to look for a tornado.Finally, up stepped the blonde before the shooting line. The man in charged instructed his men, "Ready. Aim..." and just at that moment the blonde screamed, "FIRE!" More About: Joke , Blonde
25th of May - The International Missing Children's Day
2009-05-25 20:03:00 Today is the a day where people around the world commemorate the missing children who have found their way home, remember those who have been victims of crime, and continue efforts to find those who are still missing. The main purpose of this date is to encourage everyone to think about children who remain missing and to spread a message of hope.The issue of missing children is not only complex, but one of which no country is immune.Meanwhile let?s do all we can to keep our children safe! More About: International , The International , Missing
Oops!...
2009-05-22 12:33:00 Illustration by James WhiteA man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. (Oscar Wilde)
MAD WORLD!!!
2009-05-21 12:56:00 'ENDEMIC' RAPE AND ABUSE OF IRISH CHILDREN IN CATHOLIC CARE, INQUIRY FINDSA nine-year investigation found that Catholic priests and nuns terrorized, for decades, thousands of boys and girls in the Irish Republic, while government inspectors failed to stop the chronic beatings, rape and humiliation.More than 30,000 children deemed to be petty thieves, truants or from dysfunctional families ? a category that often included unmarried mothers ? were sent to Ireland's austere network of industrial schools, reformatories, orphanages and hostels from the 1930s until the last facilities shut in the 1990s. A report found that rape and sexual molestation were "endemic" in Irish Catholic church-run industrial schools and orphanages.The same report found that molestation and rape were "endemic" in boys' facilities, chiefly run by the Christian Brothers order, and supervisors pursued policies that increased the danger. Girls supervised by orders of nuns, chiefly the Sisters of Mercy, suffere... More About: World , Mad World
Earth laughs in flowers
2009-05-15 12:00:00 Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into. (Henry Beecher) Have a perfumed weekend and may your life be... a rose garden! More About: Flowers , Earth
Compilation of Funny IKEA Commercials
2009-05-14 15:01:00 IKEA Tidy Up Banned Commercials - Watch a funny movie here More About: Funny , Compilation , Ikea
Europe Vs. Italy
2009-05-12 12:24:00 Aren't we all a little bit Italian?[Click on the picture to view the animation] More About: Europe , Italy
Man, I love this song!
2009-05-05 18:15:00 ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE? WHAT? Killers' singer Brandon Flowers is pissed off. The lyrics for the band's latest single, "Human" have fans and critics a little confused(I don?t blame them, because I was a little confused myself!). In the chorus of the song, Flowers sings, "Are we human?/ Or are we dancer?" That "dancer" is grammatically incorrect and initially doesn't seem to make much sense. Some fans claimed Flowers was actually saying the word "denser," but he has since admitted to singing "dancer."HERE IS THE EXPLANATION:Flowers has said the line was inspired by former Rolling Stone contributor Hunter S. Thompson, who once wrote, "We're raising a generation of dancers.""That sucks a bit. I don't like, 'Are we denser?' as an alternative,? Flowers said. ?I really care what people think but people don't seem to understand 'Human.'"They think it's nonsense. But I was aching over those lyrics for a very long time to get them right."We've had this argument with so many people... More About: Love , Song
The Swine Flu - how it all started!
2009-05-04 20:42:00 Oink!Oink! Turkeys and chickens have bird flu. Cows have mad cow disease. I?m telling you brother pigs, unless we want to see more ham served on Thanksgiving, Christmas and all other holidays, w?re going to have to get our own disease!Oink!Oink!
Happy Mother's Day
2009-05-02 15:37:00 To all mamas and mamas-to-be, to your mom and to mine, whether they are here with us or in eternal life.I dedicate this post to all mothers of the world.Dedico este post a todas las madres del mundo.Je dédie ce post à toutes les mères du monde.Dedico este post a todas as mães do mundo. More About: Happy
Happy worker's day!
2009-05-01 11:35:00 As a worker, a citizen (of the world) and a human being, I am really disappointed and fed up with incompetent politicians, their policies, Rhetoric and lack of vision, recurrently taking the role of the despicable and unscrupulous Sheriff of Nottingham, stealing from the poor to fund the rich.I strongly believe we will soon be needing a Robin Hood type figure to help us survive.There are men who struggle for a day and they are good.There are men who struggle for a year and they are better.There are men who struggle many years, and they are better still.But there are those who struggle all their lives:These are the indispensable ones. .? (Bertolt Brecht, Die Mutter - 1930) More About: Happy
The Chernobyl nuclear catastrophe
2009-04-28 12:14:00 Twenty-three years ago today, on 28 April 1986, the Soviet Union acknowledged there had been an accident at the Chernobyl V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Plant, in Ukraine, two days after reactor number four exploded and released thirty to forty times the radioactivity of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.We all know the consequences of what followed.Twenty-three years after, the disaster silently continues to claim its victims.Chernobyl should never be wiped from human memory!
Ferdinand Magellan / Fernão de Magalhães
2009-04-27 12:56:00 Fernão de Magalhães (Ferdinand Magellan , in English), Ferdinand Magellan and his crew were the first Europeans to enter the Pacific from the eponymous Strait of Magellan, which he discovered. They were also the first Europeans to reach the archipelago of what is now known as the Philippines, which was unknown to the western world before their landing. Arab traders had established commerce within the archipelago centuries earlier. The Portuguese maritime explorer was one of the first individuals to cross all the meridians of the globe, at the service of Spain (the Portuguese king refused to finance the voyage) and led the first successful attempt at world circumnavigation.He was the first man to lead an expedition sailing westward from Europe to Asia and to cross the Pacific Ocean (which he named ?pacífico?, meaning ?peaceful?). What a great achievement it was! He died during the Battle of Mactan, in the Philippines, this very same day, April 27, 488 years ago.
Happy weekend!
2009-04-24 15:08:00 (Howard Terpning painting)I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I AM READY FOR THE WEEKEND! More About: Weekend , Happy
THE SPIRIT OF THE HAWK
2009-04-23 15:03:00 Atlanta - The Hawk s? real-life mascot got a little flying time during the playoffs. ?Spirit ? a hawk, flew down from the rafters during the pre-game introductions and decided to hang around for the start of Game 2 against the Miami Heat, on Wednesday night. The bird was perched atop the scoreboard at tipoff, refusing to go to his handler. Then, he swooped around the arena while the game was going on, landing on a railing in the lower deck before he settled on the top of the basket at the Hawks end of the court. When the players spotted the bird, they refused to go on. The game was halted with 8:28 remaining in the first quarter, until the handler finally arrived, luring Spirit to his arm and carrying him out of the arena to cheers from the crowd and players.Atlanta - Isto de ter mascotes com asas tem as suas desvantagens, como se pode ver pelo exemplo de "Spirit", o falcão dos Atlanta Hawks, que fugiu no início do encontro dos playoffs com os Miami Heat, já o jogo decorria. Depois de... More About: The Spirit
EARTH DAY 2009
2009-04-22 12:13:00 Will you teach your children what we have taught our children? That the Earth is our mother? What befalls the Earth befalls all the sons of the Earth. The Earth does not belong to man, man belongs to the Earth. Every part of the earth is sacred to my people. Every shining pine needle, every sandy shore, every mist in the dark woods, every meadow, every humming insect. All things are connected like the blood that unites us all. Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself. One thing we know: our God is also your God. The Earth is precious to Him and to harm the Earth is to heap contempt on its creator. (Chief Seattle)I believe this is the most appropriate song to go with today's post:? what a wonderful world?, by Louis ArmstrongHappy Earth Day to you all and don?t forget thatEARTH DAY IS EVERYDAY!
The ultimate experience (2)
2009-04-21 13:01:00 Adonis, the mermaids and... the wale. More About: Experience , Ultimate
The ultimate experience (1)
2009-04-20 12:19:00 Surfing shoulder-to-shoulder with a six-meter-long great white shark and surviving to tell about it. More About: Experience , Ultimate
Xutos e Pontapés - "Sem Eira nem Beira"
2009-04-17 12:18:00 Canção dos Xutos & Pontapés transformada em manifesto contra o PM José Sócrates e a política do governo socialista.Xutos & Pontapés , the Portuguese band from Almada, are perhaps the biggest success case in the Portuguese rock scene, becoming the first band in the country to celebrate 30 years of career(They got togheter in 1978. Their early works had close roots to punk and rockabilly, but later incorporated folk influences into their sound, becoming more diverse. Current members are original line up Tim (bass/vocals), Zé Pedro (guitar), João Cabeleira (guitar), Kalú (drums) and Gui (sax). Here is their last hit: ?Sem Eira nem Beira?, which criticizes Socrates, the Portuguese Prime Minister, as well as government policies.
Words of wisdom
2009-04-16 19:35:00 ?We are the product of 4.5 billion years of fortuitous, slow biological evolution. There is no reason to think that the evolutionary process has stopped. Man is a transitional animal. He is not the climax of creation.? (Carl Sagan) More About: Words , Wisdom , Words of Wisdom
The VocaPeople - Israeli acapella group
2009-04-15 13:20:00 What you are about to hear, is pure human vocals. Just acapella, No instruments, no sound effects. Pure Live! It?s really amazing!!! More About: Group , Israeli
100.000 PAGE VIEWS
2009-04-13 12:44:00 When I started this blog three years ago, I figured it would get some visits, but something just occurred today that I didn?t think would happen this soon; this blog?s 100,000th hit. Thank you to everyone who's come and visited, commented, linked to me and, voluntarily or involuntarily, promoted this mediocre blog. Thank you guys, and forgive me for being such a lousy blogger. Wow? I never thought that this blog would go so far!It?s amazing how a lousy (not to say kitsch) blog like this, can get so many smart people from all over the world. I definitely deserve a Star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame, or an Oscar nomination for such an achievement! I?m undecided between looking forward to the next 100.000 or exterminating the damn blog. More About: Views , Page
HELP WANTED!
More articles from this author:2009-04-06 12:18:00 Due to undelayable tribal obligations, I'll be out of camp for a couple of days. Would you neighbors be so kind to take care of my mustangs for me until I come back, please? Thank you! More About: Wanted , Help Wanted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




