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Fidel Castro quits, after almost 50 years
2008-02-20 00:51:00 Adios, Fidel! Ola, democracia? No lo creo!!! More About: Castro , Years , Fidel Castro
Sweet little lies
2008-02-16 00:58:00 THE 5 TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK - AND THEIR ANSWERS1- "What are you thinking?"2- "Do you love me?"3- "Do I look fat?"4- "Do you think she is prettier than me?"5- "What would you do if I died?"What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed toexplode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1- "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:a - Baseballb - Footballc - How fat you are.d - How much prettier she is than you.e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this s... More About: Sweet , Lies
Here is the proof that?
2008-02-11 16:39:00 ? a good terrorist is a dead terrorist!(Go get some painkillers, because you?re going to laugh till... it hurts!) More About: Proof
This blog has been hijacked!
2008-02-08 21:28:00 Have an awesome weekend or the indian dies! More About: Blog
Apache humor
2008-02-08 00:30:00 Relax, lady!!! Our clients can be assured of total discretion and confidentiality. It's delivered in a plain brown wrapper, see!?! More About: Humor , Apache
Apache Raindance
2008-02-04 19:46:00 It's raining and cold, here. The wind howls outside and heavy raindrops keep tapping on the windows. I?ve decided to put my wellies and my raincoat on, and venture outside to splash in the puddles and make my own music to the rhythm of the rain, instead of curling up somewhere warm and just listen to the it. Call it native raindance, if you like. More About: Apache
Happy Birthday, guys!!!
2008-02-02 14:13:00 May all your birthdays bring you the best of all that you wish for yourselves!(To my sister, my sister-in-law and my Korean friend) More About: Happy , Birthday , Guys , Happy Birthday
Did you know that??
2008-01-30 00:48:00 Native American Indians believed that feathers were gifts from Great Spirit. Birds were regarded as the highest spirit animal on earth and feathers were used to carry prayers to Great Spirit. They were decorated with stones, beads, and sometimes bones. Each Indian had their own power symbol for their prayer feathers.
Happy Brickday, LEGO!
2008-01-28 17:01:00 The LEGO brick turns 50 today, January 28, 2008.The little plastic brick, which has meant something significant to millions of kids and grown-ups around the world, was founded in Denmark, in 1932, when the carpenter Ole Kirk Christiansen began making wooden toys. The insignificant workshop began calling itself "LEGO", two years later, in 1934, and expanded to producing plastic toys in 1947. Two years later, LEGO began producing the now-famous interlocking bricks.OK, guys, If any of you have never played with LEGO, then go ahead and throw the first? brick at me! More About: Happy , Lego
Feeling a little bit down
2008-01-25 23:27:00 I feel like Pluto, today: tiny, distant, cold, quiet and marginalized. I?m not really sure why, perhaps because it?s been a long week and I?ve been working like a dog (but not sleeping like a log!). But don?t worry, I'm determined to not let this make me break down. After all, an Apache is an Apache, right?I hope you guys have a damn good weekend! More About: Feeling
Literally or metaphorically speaking?
2008-01-25 00:41:00 Sitting around the campfire, I was telling a fellow warrior how worried I was about the rise of the price of milk (by 15%) and that, from now on, I may not afford to buy the precious creamy white liquid to feed my pet (in the photo).- I don?t want to watch her slowly starve to death - I said.- Why don?t you eat her before she dies? - he suggested. More About: Speaking , Literally
Job interviews
2008-01-22 01:10:00 How dare you?! Put your underwear back on! THIS IS A FAMILY BLOG!!!(Sorry, folks, I'm drowning in work again, so I'm hiring a secretary, but all the candidates seem to have misunderstood the ?certain skills required? demand.) More About: Interviews
Dad'atay, Palefaces!
2008-01-19 00:00:00 You are now entering friendly Indian Territory. You?re most welcome, if you come in peace. Stay as long as you wish and feel free to go whenever you please. Have a splendid weekend and may the light of The Great Spirit shine upon you all.
Never Again!!!
2008-01-18 00:41:00 On January 17, 1945, 63 years ago today, the Nazis begin the evacuation of the Auschwitz concentration camp, in German-occupied southern Poland, as Soviet forces close in.It was a while ago, I know, but we must never forget, so that we don?t allow this tragic chapter of mankind history to be repeated. More About: Never Again
Have a safe weekend!
2008-01-11 18:49:00 Hey, we live in a wild world, so let's be careful out there! More About: Weekend , Safe
The prank (2)
2008-01-08 22:01:00 At first, she pressed her lips together and she smiled a smile that belonged to a toothpaste ad. But when she removed the lipstick cap, she first hesitated, then she put a surprised look on her gorgeous face, but, almost instantly, she said in a sensual voice:- I beg your pardon...! I said "thorny rose pink", not "thorny cactus green"!And everybody laughed. More About: Prank
Native American Code of Ethics
2008-01-07 17:56:00 Each morning upon rising, and each evening before sleeping, give thanks for the life within you and for all life, for the good things the Creator has given you and for the opportunity to grow a little more each day. Consider your thoughts and actions of the past day and seek for the courage and strength to be a better person. Seek for the things that will benefit others (everyone).Treat every person from the tiniest child to the oldest elder with respect, at all times. Special respect should be given to Elders, Parents, Teachers, and Community Leaders. No person should be made to feel "put down" by you; avoid hurting other hearts, as you would avoid a deadly poison. ...What wise words! Man's ethical behavior should (and could!) be based easily on values as simple as these. And it would be a better world, wouldn't it? More About: Native American , Ethics , American , Code , Native
Did you know that ?
2008-01-04 19:31:00 ... With 31.474 page views and over 17.500 unique visitors from more than 80 countries, Apache is a true global village, a brotherhood Indians?Thanks a lot to all of you who have gravitated to this modest, boring, pointless and useless blog.Have a fabulous weekend!
Human behavior (2)
2008-01-02 21:46:00 The ultimate cartoon on good neighborhood. Curious? Turn up your computer?s volume and click on the picture above. More About: Behavior , Human
Happy New Year!
2007-12-31 17:56:00 I wish all my visitors a 2008 filled with peace, love, health, prosperity, joy, happiness, courage, wisdom, compassion, forgiveness and contentment. Let?s face the New Year with renewed hope in a better and fairer world.If you allow me, I'd like to extend these wishes to all the people on earth! More About: Happy , Happy New Year
A Super Weekend
2007-12-28 23:06:00 To all bloggers around the world, with no exception.No matter who you are, where you are or what you're blogging about. More About: Super , Weekend
Benazir Bhutto (1953-2007)
2007-12-28 01:26:00 In memoriam"I don?t fear death...I don?t think it can happen, unless God wants it to happen, because so many people have tried to kill me." (Benazir Bhutto , Destiny's Daughter, The Times) Benazir Bhutto killed in bombingPakistan opposition leader and charismatic former prime minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated in a suicide bombing as she was standing in the sunroof opening of her car waving to the crowd when leaving a political rally, in the city of Rawalpindi, Pakistan, this thursday.Suicide attackers on a motorbike shot Ms Bhutto in the neck and chest, then detonated explosives that killed at least 20 people and wounded many more.She was reported to have died on her arrival at hospital, at 18.16pm, local time.Bhutto was the first woman elected to lead a Muslim state, having been twice elected Prime Minister of Pakistan.Her death created an eruption of violence across the country, which also is a hotbed for Muslim extremists.May she rest in peace! More About: Hutto
Time?s Machine of the Year
2007-12-26 18:36:00 25 years ago today, on the 26th December 1982, Time Magazine's Man of the Year was for the first time given to a non-human - the personal computer. The personal computer was selected as Time magazine's Man (or in this case, Mach ine ) of the Year. The PC beat out some formidable competition, including US president Ronald Reagan, the leader of the Conservative Party and Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Margaret Thatcher -a.k.a. the Iron Lady- and the Nobel Peace Prize laureate and first Likud Prime Minister of Israel, Menachem Begin.It marked the first time that the editors selected a non-human recipient for the award (the planet Earth would be second, in 1988), which Time has bestowed annually since 1927.The magazine's essay is a quaint reminder of the era's dawning awareness of the computer as a force in modern life. In 1982, 80 percent of Americans expected that "in the fairly near future, home computers will be as commonplace as television sets or dishwashers"!(And they wer...
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-21 16:50:00 Christmas is supposed to be a time of joy, peace, love, hope and goodwill to all. But I know, everybody knows, things aren?t just like that. What a difference it would make if we were willing to have less, so that others could have enough. And it costs so little to help so much.I?ll be away for a couple of days, since I will be spending Christmas out here with family, as I do every year.May the light of The Great Spirit shine upon you all and, please, listen to you heart and be kind and generous these holidays! (audio/video) More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Merry
The color of love
More articles from this author:2007-12-21 00:47:00 Quand elle me prend dans ses brasElle me parle tout bas,Je vois la vie en rose.Elle me dit des mots d'amour,Des mots de tous les jours,Et ça me fait quelque chose. More About: Love , Color 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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