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Arithmetic
2008-05-28 06:07:00 In an earlier math post, I wrote about Princess’ struggle with arithmetic, and how it was a pure pain to get through her homework. Sometime in the last few months, the light has dawned on her. Maybe it was the dreaded fractions. However it happened, something just clicked in her and she could see the patterns in numbers, how math fits together in a unified system. Since then, it’s become her favorite subject! Her friend respond with “Ew,” as you’d expect, but a kid’s favorite subject is usually the one they do well in. Before, math was incomprehensible, but at least she served as a counterexample of the Asian stereotype. Now she serves as a case study that Asians who are good at math are not always that way because their parents make them work at it all the time! But I’m glad she’s crossed that hurdle. Gothgrrl still has a hard time with arithmetic. Look Around You Cool Math : toys for mathematically-minded adu... More About: Humor
James Bond
2008-05-27 06:09:00 James Bond is the guy every man wants to be, and every woman wants to meet. He’s got it all: seemingly unlimited wealth, a perfect appearance, exquisite taste, a different woman every time he turns around, amazing adventures, the latest gadgets, and a license to kill. And he gets to save the world time and time again. There have been 21 official Bond films in the EON Productions series, plus two independent features. Ian Fleming created the character in 1953 and featured him in 12 books and 2 collections. Other writers have carried on with Bond stories after Fleming’s death in 1964. This post is in honor of the 100th anniversary of the birth of Ian Fleming tomorrow. Many events are scheduled for the centenary. A new Bond book, Devil May Care, will be released tomorrow. Here’s an excerpt. The new Bond film, Quantum of Solace, will be released in November. Homeless James Bond See part two here. The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy J... More About: James Bond , Movies , Literature , James
Vacation
2008-05-26 06:09:00 I hope you are having a great Memorial Day holiday weekend. This weekend is traditionally the beginning of summer vacation, and most schools are out by now (not my kids; they go until Friday). If you haven’t thought about summer vacation travel yet, don’t put it off any longer because the hotels fill up and airline rates vary depending on how far in advance you book them. The problem with travel this summer is that many people look at $4 a gallon gasoline and rethink going anywhere. But hey, maybe it’s time you explored some of the vacation spots closer to home, or use your imagination for something really different, like a train trip or bus tour. Wherever you go, there will be something funny to remember. If you don’t go anywhere, you can take a virtual vacation on the internet! Mookie and Sam's Summer Vacation Learn just the amount of Spanish you REALLY need to know for traveling in Mexico and Latin America. (Thanks,...
Dentist
2008-05-25 06:05:00 I have what some call "East Kentucky Chalk Teeth". When your teeth are hereditarily built this way, you can brush six times a day, floss, avoid sweets, use fluoride, and see a dentist regularly, and they will still fall apart. So I have extensive dental work collected over quite a few decades. I technically have all my teeth, but every one is filled, repaired, capped, or crowned in some manner. When I moved back to Kentucky after many years away, I tried more than one dentist. They all had the same technique. "You have a cavity. Ya want me to pull that tooth?" I was shocked, but most folks here would just have the tooth pulled. Its much cheaper than repairing it. My current dentist has my loyalty because 1) he wants to try and save each tooth, and b) he lets me have all the laughing gas I require. He charges an arm and a leg, but I still have all my teeth! (at least technically) DIAGNOSIS A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excus... More About: People , Dentist
May 24 Links, 2008
2008-05-24 06:04:00 Memorial Day weekend is here. This holiday suffers from extreme purpose creep. It is meant to be a day set aside to remember those who died in military service to our country. Somehow over the years, it also came to be a day to honor all veterans (which is what Veterans day is for). It also came to be a day to decorate all graves, no matter whose they are, at least around where I live. This has taken on sort of a fashion show feel for cemeteries. Memorial Day is also the traditional start of the summer vacation season. And then there’s the Indianapolis 500. That’s all fine and good, but sometime this weekend, please stop and give a bit of remembrance and honor to those who gave the last full measure for their nation and fellow man. Pork and Beans -Weezer Deforestation Hits Home. It takes dedication to illustrate deforestation in such a personal way. Harrison Ford is dedicated. And hairy-chested. Rowr. Brandon Pinto s... More About: Humor , Links , 2008
Clocks
2008-05-23 06:21:00 Mom told me my first word was “clock”. Not "mama", not "daddy", but "clock". Weird. She said I had a favorite clock that I was kind of attached to. I even took it apart, after which it never worked again. I don’t recall any of that, of course, but as an adult I learned the value of clocks, and the value of being able to estimate time without one. Such talent comes in real handy in broadcasting. My kids aren’t so time-conscious. One doesn’t quite get analog time, even though most of our clocks have old-fashioned dials. If I say it’s 15 til, she doesn’t know what that means. If I say it’s 7:45, she knows she’d better hurry to get to school. Sigh. The Fly and the Cuckoo Clock How Super-Precise Atomic Clocks Will Change the World in a Decade. The National Institute of Standards and Technology is up to a lot more than telling us what time it is; each of their...
Fishing
2008-05-22 06:10:00 My Dad had a surefire way to avoid mowing the lawn. He'd get up real early in the morning on his days off and go fishing. You have to get up real early, you know, because the fish bite early in the morning. That doesn't mean that he'll be home in the afternoon, oh no, because the fish bite then, also. And in the evening. By the time he got home, darn it, it would be too dark to mow. but not too dark to clean fish and act like a breadwinner. We ate lots of fish when I was a little kid, with millions and millions of little bones in it. It didn't seem quite worth it to me, especially when I saw how dad cleaned those fish. And he'd take us kids with him whenever he got the chance, meaning, when we would get up early. I enjoyed fishing, as long as Dad would bait the hook, help me reel it in, and unhook the fish. I was really talented at standing on the bank holding a pole. A Buddy Movie about Fishing Check out this flying fish video! Its a pretty good day when they just jump ...
Film Flicks
2008-05-21 06:10:00 The summer movie season is upon us. The Cannes Film Festival continues through Saturday, beaming news to the States about what we should go see, and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull opens nationwide tomorrow. My kids assumed that we would go see it the first day (especially since I blogged about being first in line), but that was before I realized it would be a school night. Yeah, some schools are out already, but not ours. We have another week and a half of bedtime-before-dark to deal with. But with films such as The Dark Knight and Kung Fu Panda coming out, we’ll be spending a good amount of time in the theater. Especially since we can’t afford to travel out of town. The Coen Brothers Movies This mashup of movies by Joel and Ethan Coen highlights their distictive style and the unifying themes among the diverse stories. When you see one movie, you want to see all the others. Editor barringer82 has several mashups of ... More About: Humor
Cup of Coffee
2008-05-20 06:02:00 When I get ready for bed, I may be so tired I don’t bother straightening up the bed. I may leave my clothes on the floor. I might even skip feeding the cats (which is a mistake), but I never go to bed without loading the coffee machine for morning. I have a lovely coffee dispenser, the kind that only takes one hand to fill a cup. It doesn’t have a timer, so I reach over and turn it on before I get out of bed -sometimes even before I turn the alarm off! This coffee maker doesn’t have a carafe, so I fill a detachable bucket with water to prepare it. This bucket will not fit in my bathroom sink, so instead of taking it all the way to the kitchen to fill (remember, its late and I’m tired), I fill it in the shower. Yeah, I have to lift it over my head to get it near the faucet. It’s kinda weird, but the routine is the same every night so I don’t have to think too hard about it. What, you keep your coffeemaker in the kitchen? That’s s... More About: Drink , Coffee , Cup of coffee
Graduation
2008-05-19 06:19:00 Driving through my old neighborhood today, I saw a banner at Rhonda’s house that said “Congratulations!” and had a picture of a mortarboard. Hmmm, that couldn’t be Jason, I heard he’s driving a truck. Oh no, it’s Johnny! No, that couldn’t be, Johnny was a toddler last time I saw him! That was only... um, 15 years ago. Oh my, time flies the fastest when you’re watching kids grow up. Or when you don’t. I can’t imagine Johnny as an adult. But that’s what graduation is, a step into adulthood. I was 17 when I graduated from high school, 20 at college graduation, but it took me a few more years to “feel” like an adult. No matter that I was working and getting married and all that, it took a while to let go of my schoolkid state of mind. As much as kids look forward to adulthood, the transition is not as simple as handing over a diploma. But if you don’t have those milestones and rituals, a lot of kids woul... More About: Graduation
Crop Circles
2008-05-18 06:01:00 Don't you just love crop circles? The last couple of years we've seen some really imaginative ones... and some that make you just scratch your head and wonder what they were thinking. The stories we used to hear as kids were that aliens made crop circles as messages to spaceships flying above earth. I'm not even going to entertain those thoughts, because the real story is WAY more fascinating. Crop circles are an art form. Those who make them are artists. The medium is a bit weird, and viewing can be tough. The creation of such art is often illegal. Those who do it are dedicated, persistant, and serious as all get out. Read a bit about them at the Crop Circle Makers website. See some examples of their work. And read the story of the Circle Makers. Today, designing and creating crop circles is much easier with the help of autocad and other computer design program. Nice Crop Circles There are some standard steps in creating crop circles, and I've found a nifty how-to s... More About: Science Fiction , Creativity
May 17 Links 2008
2008-05-17 06:08:00 A curious phenomena this week: all the sudden I’m getting tons of emails from PR folks wanting to send me free samples of this and that. It’s happened a few times before, but few and far between. And they aren’t writing me because of Neatorama or mental_floss, they are wanting me to mention their product here at Miss Cellania! I don’t really understand, since I don’t have much traffic, and certainly no more than I did last year. Still, although I’ve done it before, I’m not going to make a habit of mentioning products for a little free swag. I got plenty of that in radio without having to do anything! Here, I sell advertising. If you want something on this site, it will either be entertaining enough to qualify as content, or else you’ll have to pay for it. That said, I still welcome any joke or link suggestions from anyone, even your own stuff. If it’s good, it will go up sooner or later on one site or another. If not, rest assure... More About: Humor , Links , 2008
Dog Jokes
2008-05-16 06:08:00 You’re not going to beat a dog for utter loyalty and devotion. You’re not going to beat a dog in any way, because beating dogs is just wrong. Dogs are pack animals and are always happiest when they know their place in the hierarchy. Once that’s figured out, they will give their all happily to please the alpha dog -which is you, if you own the dog. It doesn’t matter that you are ugly, broke, obnoxious, or smelly, you are still the alpha and that’s all that matters. Just seeing you makes a dog’s day, and pleasing you makes them feel on top of the world. It’s not the way I’d want to live my life, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, but that’s just the way a dog’s world is. The least we can do is treat them right. They deserve it, no matter how silly they are. The Dog and the Door (via Bits and Pieces) Lots of LOLdogs are at I Has A Hotdog. Fetch! ... More About: Jokes , Critters
Just Desserts
2008-05-15 06:09:00 About a year ago, two events conspired to change my life. I gave up on men, and I became a professional blogger. Blogging doesn't pay much, so I find myself working three jobs and putting in ridiculous hours sitting at the computer. There's not much keeping me away from the caramels and chocolates in my desk drawer... after all, everyone's got to have a little joy in their lives! As a consequence, I have become incredibly fat. I keep telling myself "this is temporary, I can lose this weight". Sure I can, all it takes is MORE self-denial MORE sacrifice, MORE willpower. Reminds me of the old joke where the man asks the doctor how long can he expect to live. The doctor asks, "Do you eat healthy food, avoid smoking, drinking, and wild sex, go to bed at a decent time, and exercise?" When the man answers yes, the doctor says "Then why do you care?" Honestly, the main thing I need is to get out of the house (and away from the desk drawer) and get a life.... More About: Food , Desserts
Robotics
2008-05-14 06:39:00 See the robot to the left? That’s the Neatoramabot! I’ve been collecting links on robots for some time, but couldn’t decide on a title picture until this guy made his debut. The Neatorama Store is now open, where you can get t-shirts with the Neatoramabot and the Neatoramanaut (designed by Apelad) on them, plus designs from other artists and t-shirts with internet memes. There are soem pretty cool designs. When you’re finished shopping, come back and enjoy some robot jokes, links, and videos right here. I’ll wait. MST3K Robot Rumpus (via Ectoplasmosis) Robot Dance, featuring Princess, Gothgrrl, and me. I parked this elsewhere due to the autoplay music. Robots that will make you laugh. Treating the fear of robots, particularly Roombas. LOLbots. Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories has a tutorial on building your own little walking Bristlebot out of a toothb... More About: Robotics
Star Trek Sex
2008-05-13 06:07:00 There were lots of running jokes in the three seasons of Star Trek , TOS (The Original Series). One was how Captain Kirk managed to find romance with every female alien the Enterprise came across. The entire affair was resolved in an hour. Then he was free for the next conquest next week. Star Trek: TNG (The Next Generation) and the newer series allowed the regular characters to pair up and have long drawn-out relationships; Picard and Crusher, Riker and Troi, Data and that tough blonde who quit after the first season... what was her name? For comedic purposes, Captain Kirk and his promiscuous ways are more fun. Kissing Kirk Captain Kirk’s romances. It’s a long list. What kind of lover is Captain Kirk? Obviously a good one. Time to nip this "Kirk got laid every week" nonsense in the bud. An episode-by-episode list detailing whether Kirk got lucky. Captain Kirk&rs...
Dead Bodies
2008-05-12 06:06:00 The latest news story about death is about environmentally-friendly corpse disposal. No need to bury someone and lock up land use. No need to cremate and fill the air with smoke and noxious fumes. You can just dissolve the remains with lye! The process is called alkaline hydrolysis, and it’s not yet offered at funeral homes, but may be someday soon. It will at least save money on cemetery plots and tombstones. I just don’t see people requesting this much... at least for themselves. Still, when you check out the collection of “restless corpse” links just ahead, having your body dissolved might not seem like such a bad idea. Wake Gone Wrong The Internet Commenters at a Funeral. 6 Restless Corpses. True stories of dead bodies that stick around with the rest of us. 6 MORE Restless Corpses. 6 Restless Corpses: Heads of State Edi... More About: Dead , Bodies
Fly Me!
2008-05-11 06:03:00 I'm not afraid of flying, I just don't much like it. It just seems like a monumental hassle, and not too comfortable either (at least in coach). You have to book tickets way ahead of time, and shop around a lot just to get a decent fare. Then you have to get there way too early, undergo weird security checks, and pay $6 for a lousy cup of coffee. They squeeze you into a space built for the size Americans were 35 years ago (on a plane thats at least that old). Once upon a time, you'd get a horrible meal served, with alcohol to make it seem better. Now, you are lucky to get peanuts and a soda pop. But I don't drink the soda if its a short flight, because I've been on too many flights with inadequate water for the bathrooms. But I can handle it. After that one 16-hour nonstop in coach with a 300 pound companion, I can handle anything! Building an Airbus <object width="345" height="252"><param name="movie" value="http://ww... More About: Transportation
May 10 Links 2008
2008-05-10 06:27:00 I read about a site where you can post your picture and see how other people judge you accordingly. And of course you can judge other people by their picture. It’s called FaceStat and I decided to try it out. I upoaded the profile picture I use most often. You can see the results here. Users think I am about 37 years old, politically conservative, married, probably trustworthy, and bright. They don’t know me very well! My looks are “not bad”. I might score better there if they had any idea how wrong they are about my age. At least one described me as a “hag” and said I have “ugly glasses.” Bite me. The lesson is, you can’t judge people by their looks. If you decide to try it out, let me know so I can follow the misconceptions about you! Raspberry Duet (via b3ta) 5 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is Doomed. They do help us understand the craziness around us. See how other Americans... More About: Links , 2008
Bugs and Creepy-Crawlies
2008-05-09 06:08:00 It’s that time of year! Hello, bugs! All it takes is one drop of Koolaid in the floor and every ant and his brother comes to partake. The pond is full of mosquito larvae, and will be until I get a batch of goldfish that don’t immediately die on me. Yard work means turning over rocks and picking up branches that expose a variety of creepy-crawlies. But what you really notice is the caterpillars. A cherry tree next to the pond produces millions of them, and they are everywhere! My porch broom has dozens spinning cocoons. They are stuck between my tomato seedlings. I have to skim them off the surface of the pond. I occasionally see one on the floor. And I found one in my hair one night! I don’t scare easily, but cleaning up squished tent caterpillars is not my idea of fun. That’s the reason you can’t adopt them as pets, kids. Stupid Bee Joke Isabella Rossollini acts out the mating habits of various insects in a video... More About: Bugs , Critters , Creepy
Odd Cooking
2008-05-08 06:03:00 "Oh no! Miss Cellania has completely run out of ideas, if she's down to posting recipes!" Naw, this is still different. Lately, I've had a lot of fun teaching the kids how to perfectly roast a marshmallow over a bonfire and in the fireplace. We also are trying crystal rock candy, which is a hit-or-miss thing so far. They think that's adventuresome cooking, but they ain't seen nothin yet! What happens when a bunch of geeks, mechanics, and slackers get hungry? I mean, besides calling Mom. If you don?t have a kitchen, you have to use your imagination, or whatever is lying around. There are some pretty resourceful folks out there! Poached Salmon in a dishwasher. Cooking chicken with a volcano. Recipe for chili using a blowtorch. Grilled cheese sandwich made with a steam iron. Prison wine made in a toilet. Beer in a coffeemaker. Almost anything made by solar cooker. Ho... More About: Humor , Food , Recipes
Mothers
2008-05-07 06:02:00 Mothers Day is a big holiday in my family, one that I am not in the least bit prepared for yet. There are all kinds of mothers to remember. My mother, of course, and my mother-in-law, and that's also two grandmothers for the kids. Then there's me, and I feel responsible for making sure the kids can afford a proper gift for me. At the same time, I try to make sure it's something I might actually like and/or could use. Besides the gifts, I have to work out some kind of schedule to spend time with both sides of the family, since they don't live in the same town. We also try to remember two birthmothers and a foster mother in some way during the holiday. But despite all the hassle, it's kinda nice. Fathers Day is completely different. We don't even mention it anymore, since there are no fathers to be found around here. We will even be out of town for Fathers Day this year, which will make it easier. Find a really different Mothers Day ecard at WrongCards, like the one in to... More About: Holidays , Mothers
Doctor's Office
2008-05-06 06:34:00 This is the place where I try to put some personal anecdote about the topic of the day, but I’m a bit dry on that supply for medical stuff. See, I haven’t been to a doctor in several years, and certainly not since I lost my health insurance along with my last punch-the-clock job. Self-employed people just can’t afford that kind of luxury. I know that lowers my chances of meeting an unmarried doctor, but an office call never was a great strategy for that. You’d come across as either unhealthy or hypochondriac. I have plenty of relatives with funny doctor stories, but that would violate blogger-family member confidentiality rules. As if there were such a thing. I’m a Doctor, Not a.... A Hypochondriac's Twitter Chain. Gynecologists say the darndest things. Medical Confessions. Five doctors spill the beans about annoying patients, malpractice, how much they drink, and more. ... More About: Office
Garden Planting
2008-05-05 06:00:00 The older I get, the more I kick myself about having such a high-maintenance yard and garden. My kids are plenty old enough to do the mowing, but they are still too short. But Princess learned to use the new lightweight electric string trimmer (which is less powerful but more reliable than the old gas trimmer), and that’s a big help. We don’t have a tiller, and the guy with the tractor is never in a hurry to plow. So for early planting, I built a small raised garden with concrete blocks and filled it with soil and compost. I planted carrot and broccoli seeds. Guess what came up? Pumpkins, sunflowers, and tomatoes. Looks like my compost didn’t cook itself thoroughly over the winter! But the plowman came Friday, so I’ll be out in the big garden putting out tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, and corn for the next couple of weeks. Pacarrotman (via Neatorama) The New Shapes of Garden Produce. You, too, can grow square watermelons or squ... More About: Humor , Home and Garden , Planting
Old Movies
2008-05-04 06:05:00 I love old movies! I kinda like new movies, too, except its hard to find time to watch them these days (I'm a single mother). I like the way a movie looks in black and white. So comforting, so cozy. If it's in black and white, you know its good enough to stick around for a while. You know it probably made at least two or three runs in the theaters, years apart. You know it was not released straight to video. I love sitting in the bed, munching on popcorn, and seeing a classic, like Fiddler on the Roof or West Side Story with my daughters. I would love even better to see Casablanca or Mr. Smith Goes to Washington with them, but they can't seem to sit still for black and white (or in the case of Casablanca, sepia tones). The first time they saw The Wizard of Oz, we almost had to tie them down to get them through the first scenes. One of these days, they'll discover what treasures they are missing. Autogene Peter William Holden used... More About: Movies
May 3 Links 2008
2008-05-03 06:19:00 Where did the last few months go? All the sudden it’s May and I can hardly believe it. Only four more weeks of school! I have to get the garden planted! And how am I going to handle summer? Today is the annual run for the roses, the Kentucky Derby. So put on your funny hat and mix up a delicious mint julep and we’ll pretend we know a little something about horse racing, even though we only pay attention to it one day out of the year. And even then, it’s just to see what funny names the horses have. But I’ll enjoy the attention my state gets for the day, even though everyone is on the other side of Kentucky from my town. After that, I’ll have to get cracking on the garden, the annual yard sale, and summer camp applications. The Leave Me Alone Box Turn the switch on, and the hand comes out to turn it off. That’s all this machine does! And you can have one of your very own. (via Boing Boing) A Glossary of Rude... More About: Humor , Links , 2008
Fifty Nifty States
2008-05-02 06:17:00 Jokes come in from all over, about places all over. Sometimes there’s enough jokes and links to make fun of a whole state at once, and sometimes I need to combine them, like right now. There’s plenty of ridicule for everyone, no reason to make anyone wait. But it’s all in fun. We have our regional differences, but we get along with each other well enough nowadays. Each state has its charms and its drawbacks, its interesting and boring places, its own history and notoriety. The states I’ve been to all gave me wonderful memories. I wish I could visit them all! Fifty Nifty United States Karenika is collecting photographs to share the beauty of all 50 states. You can submit a photo from your state! (via Grow-A-Brain) Songs of the 50 States. 50 States in 50 Songs. (via Grow-A-Brain) Strange laws ... More About: Humor , Places
School Children
2008-05-01 06:02:00 You think when you graduate, that you are through with school and can get on with real life. Think again! I am now going through second and third grade all over again, as I try my best to drag my kids up to average grades. I can explain concepts all night, but I can't make them listen. I can supervise and scan homework, but I can't rewire their brains. I can set an example and create a work-friendly environment, but I can't inject a work ethic. Believe me, this is a LOT harder the second time around! So we may as well laugh about it. Maddox fancies himself an art critic.. as he takes on your children's masterpieces! Draw a kaleidoscope. This one's fun! Show the kids. Virtual Sand Art. Much less messy than the real thing. Could you pass eighth-grade science? You Passed 8th Grade Science Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science? Science Song Lyrics might help you pass eighth-grade science. Sing these an... More About: Kids , Children , School
Creative Proposals
2008-04-30 06:07:00 In the media age, there’s a sort of one-upmanship involved in making your marriage proposal bigger, splashier, and more creative than anything anyone has ever seen before. This can be really nice, especially for those of us who just enjoy it vicariously, whether we know the participants or not. You saw quite of few of those on my previous post on Proposals. If you are the one proposing, you are putting yourself on the line for the entire world to see your humiliation if she says no. If you’re the woman surprised by an elaborate and public proposal, you might be truly touched, or you might want to sink into the floor from embarrassment. Or you might feel pressured into saying “yes” because of the audience when you really want to run for your life. Either way, the rest of us are going to enjoy the show, so keep those wacky proposal ideas coming! Ted and Anna Get Engaged The entire Scrubs cast and crew were in on the surprise. ... More About: Creative , Lovelife
Drinking Stories
More articles from this author:2008-04-29 06:10:00 Most of us have a few drinking stories in our past. Sometimes they are hard to recall the day after, but they come back to us little by little, either in our memories or in stories told by witnesses. It can be pretty embarrassing to hear your own adventures for the first time through the eyes of someone else. But we get over the shock and memorize the stories, even if we never gain any firsthand memories. We brag on them to some and hide them from others. Then when we have children, and we pretend they didn’t happen. Later, when the kids are grown, we try desperately to remember them well enough to tell them. Or we just try to relive the memories without the hangovers. You know the rule, everything in moderation. But moderation is often the first thing to go, after just one or two drinks. The Alcohol Philosophy Song 5 Drink ing Stories That Put Yours To Shame. The Drunkest Generation: 10 Reasons Your Grandpa Co... More About: Drinking 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |




