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READOURSHIT
It is a blog about absolutely nothing. It has contests and useless banter.
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Loving Jesus [Digg]
2007-05-26 03:43:00
About the term "Loving Jesu s "
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New Simple Life Commmercial [Digg]
2007-05-26 03:41:00
On E!
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Turkey leader backs idea of attack on Kurdish rebels in Iraq [Digg]
2007-05-26 03:26:00
The prime minister said he would back Turkey 's generals if they decide to retaliate for a suicide bombing in the capital by striking Kurdish rebels in northern Iraq .
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McCain:“This vote..it’s the equivalent of waving a white flag to al Qae
2007-05-26 03:16:00
“I was very disappointed to see Senator Obama and Senator Clinton embrace the policy of surrender by voting against funds to support our brave men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan,” McCain, who is running for the GOP presidential nomination, said. “This vote may win favor with MoveOn and liberal primary voters, but it’s the equivalent...
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Washington Post Reporter: 'So What Is This Caging Thing?' [Digg]
2007-05-26 02:56:00
The Wash ington Post 's top congressional reporter Jonathan Weisman was asked about the Karl Rove 'caging' voter suppression efforts that were exposed by Greg Palast. His response: "So what is this caging thing?' (ThinkProgress has the answer.)
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Can't Get Pregnant? You Are Not Alone [Digg]
2007-05-26 02:43:00
Getting pregnant can be a chore and an emotional roller-coaster. Here is one woman's journey.
More About: Pregnant , Digg , Not Alone , Lone , Alone
The Dark Knight's Joker Revealed! [Digg]
2007-05-26 02:36:00
Heath Ledger's makeup as the Joker is a darker version than any seen before.
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Live interactive ads for Nintendo Wii are given the silver screen treatment
2007-05-26 02:02:00
The campaign features two actors playing Wii tennis live with the game they are playing projected onto the big screen itself. The campaign runs in cinemas to coincide with the opening weekend of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. There will be 5 teams of 2 Performers operating nationally across 9 different cinema sites over two weekends.
More About: Screen , Nintendo , Nintendo Wii , Interactive , Treatment
Four Hilarious Deleted Scenes From "Knocked Up" [Digg]
2007-05-26 01:53:00
Watch four hilarious deleted scenes from this summer's "Knock ed Up ", directed by the same guy that did "40-Year-Old-Virgin."
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The Political Game: How old is too old for game blame? [Digg]
2007-05-26 01:46:00
If the killer is of a certain age, video games are sure to be blamed, at least in certain quarters. But that age might be older than you think. More inside..
More About: Political , Digg , Game , Blame , Poli
New Senate bill defines "second generation broadband" [Digg]
2007-05-26 01:43:00
The Broadband Data Improvement Act would require the FCC to collect more granular ZIP+4 data on broadband usage in America, and it also lays out a definition for "second generation broadband." Plus, there's $40 million a year on the table for states that want better broadband access.
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Ronaldinho!! Wii are not worthy!! [Digg]
2007-05-25 22:36:00
EA brings their wildly successful FIFA franchise to the PS3 and Wii consoles. Will the new features help EA expand their market?
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Ronaldinho to be the international cover boy for FIFA 08 [Digg]
2007-05-25 22:35:00
With his stunning approach to the goal and his even more stunning set of teeth, Brazilian superstar Ronaldinho will be headlining a group of international soccer stars that will be featured on the covers of the next edition of EA's best-selling FIFA series.
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Find Your Way To Latest GPS Devices [Digg]
2007-05-25 21:51:00
With so many navigating devices flooding the market, several of the latest are spotlighted.
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Malaysia cinemas use night goggles to nab pirates [Digg]
2007-05-25 21:37:00
Malaysian cinemas have found a powerful new weapon in their fight against movie pirates -- military-style night-vision goggles. After showing people to their seats, trained ushers are strapping on the goggles and scanning darkened cinemas around the country to spot anyone trying to make illegal copies of movies with hand-held video recorders or mob
More About: Malaysia , Pirates , Digg , Night , Goggle
Radical Iraqi cleric Al-Sadr reappears in Iraq [Digg]
2007-05-25 21:05:00
Radical Shia cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has appeared in public for the first time in months, delivering an anti-American sermon to thousands of followers and demanding US troops leave Iraq .
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Loving Jesus
2007-05-25 20:42:00
This is probably one of the most interestingly fucked-up things I have ever read. Basically, these people believe that whenever you have sex as a woman, or man, you must visualize as though you were having sex with Jesu s . Yes, that’s right, you have to believe you are being mounted by your savior and messiah. Here is a summary taken from xFamily: (more…)
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Medical Marijuana One Step Away from FDA Development Process
2007-05-25 02:43:00
Judge Submits Official Recommendation to DEA Urging End to 40-Year Barrier to FDA-Approved Medical Marijuana Research
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The real truth about hybrid cars
2007-05-25 02:42:00
Sure they are great for fuel economy, but will they really save you money? With the price of gasoline setting new records everyday, more and more people are turning to hybrid cars as a way to protect themselves against price increases at the pump. But are hybrids all they're cracked up to be? We'll tell you what you need to know.
More About: Truth , Cars , Hybrid , Hybrid Cars , Real
Hear No Evil
2007-05-24 15:33:00
On a warm spring day in May 1998, Kip Kinkle, a fifteen-year-old boy from Springfield, Oregon, shot and killed his father and mother. The following day, he walked into his high school cafeteria and opened fire with a 9mm Glock semiautomatic pistol, killing two of his fellow students and wounding twenty-five others. Less than two years later Kip Kinkle would be found guilty of his crimes and sentenced to over one hundred and eleven years in prison. The American legal system was able to impart justice, but it failed to successfully establish the exact motives behind Kip’s murderous rampage. The debate is ongoing and experts agree that there was probably far more going on inside of Kip’s young brain than what was revealed at his trial. (more…)
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Being Homeless – Legit Profession
2007-05-14 21:44:00
This was inspired by a few articles I have dabbled into that were about people posing as homeless to receive a livable salary. There have always been urban legends about street beggars driving away in their Cadillacs and Mercedes. There are numerous questions that need to be asked about the subject - how much money do homeless people make? Is it actually a livable wage? How do they optimize their profits? What kind of marketing skills are needed? What are the perks? (more…)
More About: Profession , Homeless , Sion , Less , Bein
Marijuana Study Proves Cure of Anorexia in Elderly Subjects
2007-05-09 21:12:00
A study was conducted at St. Louis University to reduce incidental weight loss and anorexia in elderly patients. The potential cure? THC. Yes, that’s right, the main ingredient in marijuana. (more…)
More About: Study , Anorexia , Marijuana , Elderly , Rove
Does Video Game Violence Have a Hand in School Shootings?
2007-04-29 03:33:00
I’m certain you are aware of the recent events that occurred at Virginia Tech. And I’m sure you are aware that after times like these, America’s whistleblowers crawl out of their floral-patterned wrapped shanties to start pointing fingers. Whether it is the hamburger-spit-filled words of Michael Moore, the elongated labia of Ann Coulter, or of course, Jack Thompson—they all have a common scapegoat: Video Game s. “Mario is the reason why the homosexual percentage of Italian-Americans is so high”. “Grand Theft Auto is the reason why Hispanic and Latino teenagers steal so many cars and kill so many hookers”. “Star Fox is the reason why kids dress up as barn-yard animals and fly intergalactic space vehicles in hopes of defeating the evil Andross before he launches an attack against planet Corneria”. “Poor house decoration; sex only in the missionary position, and children walking only forward and horizontally, but never backwards and diagonal is a result of the popu...
More About: School , Violence , Video Game
Brandourshit
2007-04-19 17:34:00
As I started to read readourshit two things seemed to stand out—it was an entertaining read, and the range of potential subject matter was infinitely broad. At first I worried about the site’s lack of focus since for a website to be successful over the long haul it needs to consistently expand its readership, which in term increases advertising income. The formula for success generally requires an unambiguous, focused theme with very well-defined subject matter that appeals to a large population of potential readers. Such examples might include: (more…)
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It’s Not Always Black & White
2007-04-14 18:21:00
I bought ink yesterday for my older-style printer, an Epson Stylus Photo 750—impressive name, expensive ink cartridges. It takes two ink cartridges, one for black and one for coloured. (This is not a Don Imus joke btw) As I stood deciphering the ink display, I glanced once or twice at the discounted printers in the aisle nearest me. For approximately the same price as my two ink cartridges, I could have a brand new printer! I weighed my options for several minutes—purchasing a new printer with the ink already supplied, or buying the replacement ink cartridges for my old printer—before my imagination conjured up the unpleasant image of my office cluttered with dozens of discount printers, one for each time I ran out of ink. I bought the ink. (more…)
More About: White , Black , Lack , Always
Fun With Google Trends! - The Muslim Secret
2007-04-10 17:01:00
I was recently perusing the Internet when I came across a neat, new tool that the boys at Google offer, named Google Trends . Essentially, you type in a keyword that you would normally use in Google Search and see what regions/countries most frequently type such keywords. I very quickly exploited said tool by typing naughty words into the search field. I immediately found a trend! And a very interesting trend at that. (more…)
More About: Muslim , Google Trends , Secret
He Lives on the Moon (Criticism of the Easter Bunny)
2007-04-08 21:34:00
Well holy shit it’s Easter . A magical day filled with chocolate, ham, and stories about how the Easter bunny is the weakest of all fabled Christian creatures. This is no doubt the most important day in the Christian faith, it celebrates the anniversary of Jesus Christ essentially proving to everyone he was the Son of God, Man, David etc. Now think about this for a second, two days earlier Jesus fucking gets nailed to a cross and laughed at by everyone, forgives them, and in the process SAVES US FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION, he then rises from the dead thus validating all of this and somehow a bunny who lives on the fucking moon gets all of the credit. For those who aren’t sure how a crucifixion works I’ll give you the run down. (more…)
More About: Moon , Easter Bunny , Lives , Criticism
Ignorance Is Funny In Any Language
2007-04-07 19:53:00
A few years ago I worked as a service manager at a Volvo dealership in Eastern Ontario. To my knowledge no one at the dealership actually spoke Swedish. There was, however, one mechanic who spoke German. His name was Rudy and he was born and raised in Austria. He had immigrated to Canada only a short time prior, so his German accent was still quite pronounced. Combined with his tenuous grasp on the English language, his accented dialogue came through sounding strangely like an impatient German businessman ordering Chinese takeout. I always had this huge, stupid grin on my face whenever Rudy was speaking to me. He must have thought I was either overly friendly or a lunatic. I was neither—I was simply amused by the garbled sounds of poorly articulated English conversed with all the finesse of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a spelling bee. (more…)
More About: Funny , Language , Nora , Ignorance
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