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The Comment Game
2008-03-21 19:54:00 I'm off to the boat for the weekend and wanted to have something for you to do if you dropped by. What's better than getting to play the comment game? So play nice and I'll see you Sunday.Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off in the comments section by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks. More About: Friends , Game , Comment
The Make a Wish Meme
2008-03-21 16:34:00 Linda of Are We There Yet?? tagged me with the Make a Wish Meme last week, and I'm finally getting it posted. I'm sorry it's taken me so long, but thank you for thinking of me. I really do appreciate it.On with the rules:Think about what it is that you want more than anything, what your heart's desire and fondest wish is, and what it is that you would wish for if you were to see the above wishing star flame across the night sky. Right click and SAVE the blank graphic above. Use a graphics program of your choice and place your wish on this picture: Post the Make A Wish Meme and your wishing star on your blog along with these rules. Tag as many people as you like so that there can be wishing stars all across the Blogosphere and ask them to please link back to Linda so that she can see what wishes others have made and share those wishes with others.Here's my wish...Linda's Tags:A Little Piece of Me, Airhead 55, Alien In a Foreign Field, "...And Miles to Go Before We Sleep", Asara... More About: Make-A-Wish
Metamorphosis Tag
2008-03-20 17:25:00 I was tagged by Hanna of Amori, poesie, arte, chat by Hanna for the Metamorphosis meme. Here's how it works...select a book and open to page 161, then choose a complete sentence. I chose 7th Heaven by James Patterson and Maxine Paetro.Here's the complete sentence: I stepped through the shattered door frame and saw the stars and the moon where my ceiling used to be.Want to play? Go ahead...I'm not going to tag anyone. More About: Meme
Awards Thursday...
2008-03-20 16:56:00 Wow, I have a bunch of cool awards this week, so let's get started. The first award is the Friendship award from my pal Tisha of CrAzY Working Mom. Thank you so much Tisha. You are just the greatest. Here's a list of her awardees: Claire - A little piece of me, Linda - Are We There Yet?, Asara - Asara's Mental Meanderings, Sandee - Comedy +, Gracie - Echos of Grace, Bee - Empress Bee (of the high sea), Morgen - It's A Blog Eat Blog World, Mags - Ms Maggie Moo Talks 2 U, Callie - Scrappin with life, and Kai - The Buzz Queen.Next my pal Chuck of Foster Me Up came up with her own award Thank You For Stopping By. Here are her awardees: Roger, Mama Meji, Hanna, Blue, Storyteller, Greatfullivin, Sandee, Nuttygal, Colin, Claudia, Nap, RennyBA, Jen, Ann, Pam, Melanie, OneLuvGurl, Empress, Mary, Jenn, and The Vasquez3.Next, Ivana of Communique by Ivanhoe awarded me the E for Excellent Blog award. Here are her awardees: Are we there yet?, Comedy Plus, Empress Bee, Lowdown from Lois, Ms. M... More About: Awards , Thursday
UFO
2008-03-18 18:57:00 A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off."Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered."Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?""Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!""Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?""Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!""Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?""Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
Manic Monday #50 - Drink
2008-03-17 01:44:00 Mo of It's A Blog Eat Blog World has chosen the word drink for this weeks Manic Monday . Since St. Patrick's Day and drink go together I thought I would talk about my green weekend and drinks.My long absence was because our yacht club always celebrates St. Patrick's Day. This year we went to Tower Park Marina for the weekend. Tower Park has a great bar and there were many drinks; green martinis, green beer, and green lemon drops to name a few. I never saw so many green drinks in my entire life. I spent part of the day Saturday watching Offshore boats come into the marina so they could partake of all the green drinks. Most were dressed in green and and after spending about 2.5 hours drinking all the green drinks, I was a bit worried about them leaving. Let's just say they were pretty drunk. It was scary. Have a great St. Patrick's Day and remember, don't drink and drive. Oh, and this is what they served for dinner last night. Yummy. More About: Drink , Manic Monday
The Comment Game
2008-03-12 19:00:00 I'm off to the boat for a very long weekend and wanted to have something for you to do if you dropped by. What's better than getting to play the comment game? So play nice and I'll see you Sunday.Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off in the comments section by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Friends , Game , Comment
Sisters Mathematical and Logical
2008-03-12 02:23:00 There were two nuns..One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.SM: It's not working.SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrives.SM: Sister Logical! Thank Go... More About: Sisters
Wordless Wednesday #45
2008-03-11 17:05:00 Click on photograph to biggifyI see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Wednesday
The Big Bang
2008-03-11 02:02:00 One of the biggest memes I've ever been fortunate enough to be involed in is making it's second debut. Mel of Attitute, The Ultimate Power is asking all the participates of the Big Bang meme to repost. I too believe this meme will begin anew. Here's the rules:*Start Copy Here*You do not have to be tagged to play along. This game is simple and so are the rules.1. Copy from *Start Copy Here* through *End Copy Here*2. Add your site(s) to the list. Just be sure to post at each site you add.3. Tag or don?t tag, your choice, however, the more tags you create the bigger the list will grow.4. Let me know your blog?s name and url by leaving me a comment HERE. I will add you to the master list. (If you would like a scroll box code, leave me your email address and I will email it to you.) Scroll Box Example. (I decided not to use the box for the Big Bang for ease of copying.)5. Come back and copy the master list back to your site, often. This process will allow late-comers to get as much li... More About: Meme
Manic Monday #49 - Can
2008-03-10 21:15:00 I Believe I CAN fly...I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Monday , Manic Monday , Manic
Dog For Sale...
2008-03-09 17:03:00 Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. What a great sales pitch!!! Free to good home.Excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore,as there are no more thieves, murderers,or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: For Sale , Sale
The Insurance Claim
2008-03-08 16:49:00 A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: That the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.The lawyer sued...and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal p... More About: Insurance
Friday's Chuckle...
2008-03-07 17:10:00 And what were you thinking?You don't stop laughing when you get old,You get old when you stop laughing!!!I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
A Request From My Friends - Deep Six
2008-02-29 18:18:00 Deep Six: A Just Cause Novel - Official ABNA Entrant, an Amazon Shortby Ian Healy (Author) (31 customer reviews)One of my blogging buddies needs your help. Ian Healy is asking for you to read his latest novel and rate it before Monday. Here's what Ian had to say:By the time most of you read this, it will be Friday. And since most of you don't visit over the weekend (I'm sure you all have far more important things to do than to read my rants and ruminations), this is probably the last time I'll ask for your support for my book Deep Six in the Amazon.com Breakthrough Novel Award. If you haven't yet gone to read the excerpt and write a review, please do so by following this link. If you have your own loyal blog following, I'd be grateful if you'd plug it for me on your own blog. The reason for this is that sometime on Monday the Top Ten Finalists for the competition will be announced. I don't honestly expect to be in that group, but every little bit of your support helps. Every... More About: Friends , Request , Deep
Weekend Comment Game
2008-02-29 17:05:00 I'm off to the boat for the weekend and wanted to have something for you to do if you dropped by. What's better than getting to play the comment game? So play nice and I'll see you Sunday.Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off in the comments section by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Friends , Weekend , Game , Comment
The Big Shot
2008-02-28 21:57:00 Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking."No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. ... More About: Shot
Thursday Thirteen - 134th Edition
2008-02-27 21:22:00 Thirteen blogs that aren't in my blogroll, but I see all over cyberspace. 1. Deb of Mom Of 3 Girls 2. Rach of Heart of Rachel 3. Matthew James Didier of One Old Green Bus 4. Thea of I'm a Drama Mama 5. Dane Bramage of Dane Bramage 6. Maggie of CofeeShopMafia 7. Yellow Rose of Yellow Rose Garden 8. The Gal Herself of One Gal's Musings 9. Cockney Robin, D. Cupples (The Crux) and Damozel of Buck Naked Politics 10. Ellenb of The Happy Wonderer 11. Sandy Carlson of Writing in Faith 12. Nicholas of A Gentleman's Domain 13. Yen of Little PeanutI see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Thirteen , Thursday , Edition
Wordless Wednesday #43
2008-02-26 15:35:00 I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Wednesday
Meme Monday
2008-02-25 23:34:00 Melanie of Livin' With Me! started Meme Monday , and I think it's a great idea. Just do a big post every Monday with all your tags and awards and that's it. I really like that, so that's what I'm going to try to do each week. So let's get this show on the road.Maryt of Answers to the Questions awarded me with the Five Star Blog Award. Thank you very much Teach. Big hug. Maryt awarded this to the following five folks:Sandy Carlson of Writing in FaithJamie of Duward DiscussionNancy of Goat RodeoSanni of Coffee 2 GoSandee of Comedy PlusNext Chuck of Foster Me Up decided I didn't have enough to do, so she tagged me with the friendship meme. I love it too. What is better than our buddies out here in cyberspace. Well, perhaps boating, but I really value all my blogging buddies. Love to you all.- Start copy here - "Your friend is your need answered.He is your field which you sow withlove and reap with thanksgiving.And he is your board and your fireside.For you come to him wim your ... More About: Awards
Give Me Five Monday #15
2008-02-25 20:08:00 The 'Give Me Five' Monday meme is designed to share fun information with each other in a simple short list! Here's how it works. Each week, I will put out a random topic from my list of topics and you share 5 answers of your choice on the given topic and link back here! You can add photos, links or stories or just a simple list of your own of 5 things that relate to the topic as it pertains to you and your life experiences. It doesn't have to be in any order of importance unless otherwise specified. Sign up for weekly reminder emails @ beccagirl@charter.netOur mission this week: Give Me Five favorite things to do in your favorite season of the year.1. Boating, but in California the weather is better than not, so we enjoy boating year round, but especially during the spring, summer and fall. We own a 340 Sea Ray Sundancer. It's complete with a galley, head and shower, and sleeping quarters. That means we can go anywhere and stay. It's a floating summer home so to speak. Click H...
Manic Monday #47 - Explosive
2008-02-25 00:54:00 Mo of It's A Blog Eat Blog World, our wonderful host of Manic Monday has had rather an explosive week, but I don't think it's my place to talk about that. So, when I heard the word for the week and shared it with my husband the first thing he said was, "Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner." What could be more perfect...well, for me nothing.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Manic Monday
Room in My Heart Award
2008-02-25 00:05:00 Mary T of Answers to the Questions awarded me with the Room in My Heart Award . Isn't it just the coolest? Thank you very much Teach. I would like to pass this on to everyone in my buddies list, and especially to The Teach.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
Ferrari 360 Modena...
2008-02-24 22:45:00 I found this quiz over at Chuck's of Foster Me Up and just had to know. I like how it turned out too. I just want to know why I'm driving a Mercedes E320 when I should be in one of these. I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena !You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it."Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Quiz , Ferrari 360 Modena
Female Logic...
2008-02-22 15:38:00 A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration."Thanks," the girl says.The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cats testicles."Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."Hat Tip: DixieI see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Female , Logic
2007 Darwin Awards
2008-02-21 16:34:00 Runner up #5:"Driving is not a time to be practicing your multitasking skills," remarked CHP spokesman Tom Marshall, commenting on a 29-year-old computer tutor's decision to drive along Highway 99 in California while working on his laptop. He drifted over the center line, and was killed by oncoming traffic. CHP officers found Oscar's computer still running, plugged into the Honda Accord's cigarette lighter.Runner up #4:June 2007, Illinois -- Two Valparaiso men tested their reflexes by playing "chicken" with a train. Which man could stay on the rail the longest in the path of an oncoming train? At the stroke of midnight, the contest was decided. The winner, aptly named Patrick Stiff, lost his life. The train continued on, as the conductor was unaware that it had hit anyone. Runner up #3:January 2007, West Virginia -- Three friends set out to dismantle a dilapidated barn one bracing winter afternoon. Speaking of bracing... One industrious man fired up his chainsaw and ripped throug... More About: Awards , Darwin , Darwin Awards
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:
2008-02-20 16:49:00 Ala MaxineJim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.' Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.' Defini... More About: Life , Slide
Mimi's Message In a Bottle Meme
2008-02-20 03:13:00 Mimi of Mimi Writes has tagged me for the Mimi's Message In a Bottle Meme . Now I'm really afraid of that dungeon she has and have managed to stay out of it altogether, so I'm getting this tag done right now.Here are the rules:You are about to send a virtual Message In a Bottle across the Blog Ocean. Leave a message in the sand or on the bottle. Write anything you wish. Be a pirate or a poet. Serious or silly. Anonymous or not. What message would you like to send out to the universe?Message In A Bottle Meme1. Compose a message to place in your virtual bottle. 2. Right click and SAVE the blank graphic below.3. Use a graphics program of your choice to place the message on the picture.4. Post the Message In a Bottle meme and your creation on your blog along with these rules.5. Tag a minimum of 5 bloggers - or your entire blogroll - to do the same. Notify them of the tag.Your virtual bottle will remain afloat in the blogosphere ocean for all blogernity (That's a Mimism for blog + ete...
Dream Gadgets Meme...
2008-02-19 17:12:00 Mariuca of Mariuca Wishing on a Falling Star tagged me with the Dream Gadgets Meme . Thanks for thinking of me Mariuca. Here goes: I'm not really into gadgets anymore, so I thought I would do this a bit different in order to make this post interesting. I went to PC World and took a look at their post on The World's Most Extravagant Technology Products. Here are three that caught my fancy.Mogul's MouseThe Swiss company Pat Says Now manufactures computer mice that come in a variety of fun designs like cats, ducks, and even a green brain (which the company describes as "outrageously bilious"). But if you're looking for more luxury than laughs, take a look at the company's Diamond Flower model. At around $25,000, it's the world's most expensive computer mouse, the company claims. One look, and you'll see why: Its case is 18-karat white gold encrusted with 59 brilliant-cut diamonds in the shape of--you guessed it--a flower.Mouse PadFine living is all about the details. If you're ...
Happy Birthday Mo
More articles from this author:2008-02-19 17:11:00 Our buddy Mo of It's A Blog Eat Blog World and the wonderful host of Manic Monday is having a birthday. So, go on over and wish him a Happy Birthday . Love you Mo. :)Of course there is cake for everyone. Please have a slice of apple and carrot cake as there is plenty to go around. It's yummy.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Happy Birthday 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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