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Manic Monday #46 - Two
2008-02-18 02:43:00
Just The Two Of Us - Austin Powers StyleI see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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123 Book Meme
2008-02-15 20:33:00
Jamie of Duward Discussion has tagged me for the 123 Book Meme , where you take the first 5 sentences from page 123 of the book nearest to you.Here are the Rules:1. Pick up the nearest book ( of at least 123 pages).2. Open the book to page 123.3. Find the fifth sentence.4. Post the next three sentences.5. Tag five people & post a comment here once you post it to your blog, so I can come see.Looking for Mr. Goodbar is a 1975 novel by Judith Rossner, and a 1977 film starring Diane Keaton, Tuesday Weld, and Richard Gere. Rossner based the novel on the events surrounding the brutal murder of Roseann Quinn, a 28-year-old New York City schoolteacher in 1973. The film was nominated for the Best Supporting Actress and Cinematography Academy Awards. It also was nominated for the Best Actress Golden Globe; and received a Writers Guild of America Award nomination for Best Drama Adapted from Another Medium.The PlotA prologue of the confession of the murder of Theresa Dunn, the novel's prota...

Weekend Question
2008-02-15 15:38:00
I'm off to the boat for the weekend and wanted you to have something to do if you dropped by. Yes it's going to be cold, but we have lots of fun things planned.So here's the question:If you had one thing in your life that you could change what would it be and why?My answer - There is a bunch, but to narrow it down to the absolute worst mistake that I ever made I wouldn't have married my ex...He was a big cheater, oh I'm talking major player. I confirmed seven affairs before I kicked his sorry behind to the curb. He got fired from his job and I was stuck with $95,000 in debt. It took me ten years to pay this mistake off too. With a blink of an eye I'd erase this horrible time right off the old blackboard.Have a great weekend everyone and see you Sunday.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Happy Valentine's Day...
2008-02-14 03:50:00
I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Thirsday Thirteen - 132nd Edition
2008-02-13 23:40:00
Since this Thursday Thirteen fallson Valentine's Day it seemed appropriateto list the Greatest Love Stories according to theAmerican Film Institute. Happy Valentine's Day.Casablanca (1942) Gone With the Wind (1939) West Side Story (1961) Roman Holiday (1953) An Affair to Remember (1957) The Way We Were (1973) Doctor Zhivago (1965) It's A Wonderful Life (1946) Love Story (1970) City Lights (1931) Annie Hall (1977) My Fair Lady (1964) Out of Africa (1985)I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Happy Birthday Carrie
2008-02-13 17:55:00
Carrie of Asara's Mental Meanderings is having a BIRTHDAY today. Please pay her a visit and wish her a Happy Birthday . Have some cake too, but make sure there is a piece left for Empress Bee. Happy Birthday to youHappy Birthday to youHappy Birthday dear Carrie,Happy Birthday to you.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Wordless Wednesday #42
2008-02-13 00:04:00
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Daddy's Little Girl
2008-02-12 16:56:00
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries.Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?' Get Your Valentine's @ Idaho Daily Photo! Tha...
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Meme and Awards Monday
2008-02-11 23:25:00
Chuck of Foster Me Up tagged me with the Everyday Kindness meme. Thanks from the bottom of my ? I really appreciate you always thinking of me. While I was over there I read where one blogger has decided to do all her tags and awards on Monday s. I think that is an excellent idea and I'm going to try to do the same. Chuck also had several awards for me. Everyone I tagged for the Everyday Kindness meme can have the awards too. The awards will appear at the end of this post.Here's the scoop:The idea? it?s a game of tag with a difference, rather than looking inwardly, we look outside ourselves and bless, praise and pray for one blog friend. By participating in this endeavour we not only make the recipient of the blessing feel valued and appreciated, but we are having some fun too. We?re going to see how far the bloggin? blessings can travel around the world and how many people can be blessed! Recipients of a bloggin? blessing may upload the above image to their sidebar if they choose ...
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Manic Monday #45 - Heart
2008-02-11 22:18:00
I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Give Me Five #13
2008-02-11 18:58:00
The 'Give Me Five' Monday meme is designed to share fun information with each other in a simple short list! Here's how it works. Each week, I will put out a random topic from my list of topics and you share 5 answers of your choice on the given topic and link back here! You can add photos, links or stories or just a simple list of your own of 5 things that relate to the topic as it pertains to you and your life experiences. It doesn't have to be in any order of importance unless otherwise specified.Sign up for weekly reminder emails @ beccagirl@charter.netOur mission this week: Give Me Five hints, tips, tricks, advice or any other stories related to resumes or succeeding in the great job hunt!While I was still in the workforce, I was responsible for hiring within the Sheriff's Department for several years. These are the things I looked for as being important in the hiring processes. Your resume must be specific to the job your are applying for. Every job has mimimum qualificati...

The Way to Heaven
2008-02-09 17:47:00
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which part of your body goes first?"Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face."Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)

Alphabet Meme
2008-02-08 19:09:00
Jackie of The Painted Veil tagged me with the Alphabet Meme . I've done this one before, but for Jackie I will do it again. Thanks Jackie.So here goes:Rule #1Copy all the links below and replace a single link under the appropriate letter of the alphabet. If your domain name, or even the title of your blog, starts with an "A," you'd replace the link under that letter and put the replaced link at the bottom. Also, don't forget to credit the tagger, or where you got the list from, at the end of the list with a full URL of the post so that a pingback gets generated.A. acowboyswife.com B. bloggingcents.com C. comedyplus.blogspot.com D. delusionsofgrandeur.com E. enjoyingtheride-jenn.blogspot.com F. forumfinder.net G. gotic-peach.net H. happykeg.com I. ipentimento.com J. julianarw.blogspot.comK. kabalyero.com L. ladyjava.javaura.com M. mariuca.blogspot.com N. notjustmama.net O. originalmx5.net P. patrickdevivo.com Q. qweddings.com R. ratusyura.blogspot.com S. shirleysdelight.comT. The P...

Idiots...
2008-02-08 15:44:00
AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Let that be a lesson to him!)Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting out to give himself up.An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank account.Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $1,270,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year, "said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop and asked for al...
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More Cool Awards
2008-02-06 23:15:00
Penelope Anne of The Cafe at the End of the Universe awarded me with the You Make Me Smile!! award. Then Colin of Life awarded me with the You Are Totally Awesome!!!! award. Then The Teach of Work of the Poet awarded me with the Cool Cat award. Wow, what a great awards day. Thank you all so much for these great compliments. I would like to pass these awards on to a few who make me Smile, are Totally Awesome and are Cool Cats too. As always, you don't have to participate if you don't want to.Claire @ A little piece of meAnn @ A Nice Place In The SunJulia @ A Piece of my MindJeff B. @ A Word In EdgewiseBridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."MysterHK @ Another Day In ParadiseMary T. @ Answers to the QuestionsLinda @ Are We There Yet?Carrie @ Asara's Mental MeanderingsMel @ Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDavid @ authorblogMatt-Man @ Bagwine RuminationsBecca @ BeccA's BuzzNelia @ Blog That Mommy!DrillerAA @ Brain FreezeCoach @ Can't Coach ThatSanni @ Coffee 2 GoMz. Jackson @...
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Thursday Thirteen - 131st Edition
2008-02-06 22:41:00
Thirteen cute or not so cute expressions... I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Standards...
2008-02-06 04:01:00
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn.""No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening."With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night.Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn."What's wrong?" asked the farmer.He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door."What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks.The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out b...
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Paying it Forward and My Weirdness...
2008-02-05 17:26:00
Chuck from Foster me Up awarded me a ton of cool awards via Paying it Forward and Paying it Forward Part II. How cool and thank you very, very much. In addition my buddie Ann of A Nice Place in the Sun tagged me with the Seven Weird Things About Me meme. Seven Weird Things About Me...1. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.2. Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.3. Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!4. I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met.5. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.6. Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.7. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?You didn't think I was going to follow the rules did you? Bwahahahahaha, I never follow the rules. Big hug Ann. I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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The Unconditional Friendship Award
2008-02-04 23:01:00
Misty Dawn of My Dogs Keep Me Sane and The Teach of Work of the Poet awarded me with The Unconditional Friendship Award . The award is awesome and the graphic is one of my favorites. Being a fellow dog lover makes puppies just the greatest pals one can have. Okay, I love cats too, but I'm so allergic. Anyway, this is quite an honor, but what really makes this even more special is what Misty Dawn said about this award. Awesome...Maggie's photo is very appropriate for this award, because it is the Unconditional Friendship Award, and we all know that puppies and dogs provide unconditional friendship, loyalty, and love.My friends here in the blogosphere have shown me support, encouragement, and love without the reservations, judgments, and restrictions which face-to-face relationships sometimes fall victim to. It doesn't matter what size I am, what color I am, if I'm physically attractive or not, or if I have a disability - you took the time to get to know me through my words, my tho...

Blogroll Amnesty Day
2008-02-04 04:10:00
Jackie of The Painted Veil has awarded me with the Blogroll Amnesty Day Award. Thank you for thinking of me. Here's what she had to say about this link love:I just recently discovered this and realized that it is in fact something that merits support. Of course, it would take me forever to mention all of my favorite reads. So please forgive me if I forget to mention you.Here are all her awardees:Carol: My Veiw Of ItMy Reviews and FindsSanta Claus: Santas Community blogEveryday Should Be ChristmasJos: NoDirectOn(NotNoDirection)The Blue Ribbon BloggersDaddyPaperSurfer-Old GitSugar Queen: SugarQueensDreamThe Down Side Of Up (PG)Mel: Monday Morning PowerColin (Cotojo): LifeCotojo:Free PC SecurityMarzie: Mariuca Wishing On A Falling StarAmel: Amels RealmGurushabadMy Blog Log: My Blog Log BlogDarlene: Auntie Dar's LifeFracasOlga The Travelling BraSpeedcat HollydaleCanadian Curmudgeon: Observations From the back FortyPoetry By The Redneck GypsyRotusClarks PicksRybupsp: My Youtube Synopsi...
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Manic Monday #44 - Blue
2008-02-04 00:55:00
This week Morgen of It's A Blog Eat Blog World has chosen the word blue. Then I heard Rhapsody in Blue and knew what blue meant to me this week.Rhapsody in Blue is a musical composition by George Gershwin for solo piano and jazz band written in 1924, which combines elements of classical music with jazz-influenced effects. The composition was orchestrated by Ferde Grofé three times, in 1924, in 1926, and finally in 1942. The piece received its premiere in a concert entitled An Experiment in Modern Music, which was held on 12 February 1924, in Aeolian Hall, New York, by Paul Whiteman and his band with Gershwin playing the piano. The version for piano and symphony, orchestrated by Ferde Grofé in 1942, has become one of the most popular American concert works. Source: Wikipedia So enjoy George Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue with Leonard Bernstein as pianist at Royal Albert Hall (London) in 1976.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Republican and Democrat Defined...
2008-02-03 16:25:00
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican ."I am," replied the man. "How did you know?""Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost.. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat .""I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?""Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you...
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Good, Bad and Ugly...
2008-01-27 01:35:00
Good: You're pregnant.Bad: It's triplets.Ugly : Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.Good: Your husband is not talking to you.Bad: He wants a divorce.Ugly: He's a lawyer.Good: Your son is finally maturing.Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.Ugly: So are you.Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.Ugly: You're in them.Good: Your husband understands fashion.Bad: He's a cross-dresser.Ugly: He looks better than you.Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.Bad: She keeps interrupting.Ugly: With corrections.Good: Your daughter got a new job.Bad: As a hooker.Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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You Make Me Smile Meme
2008-01-26 23:57:00
4 Jobs I Have Had:Bartender, Deputy, Sergeant, and Lieutenant4 Movies Watched Over and Over:Gone with the Wind, The Shining, Men in Black II, and 2001: A Space Odyssey4 Places I Have Lived:Salem, Oregon, San Francisco, San Diego, and Guadalajara, Mexico4 People Who E-mail Me:My sister, Jeanine, Bonnie and Russell4 Places I Would Rather Be:Boating, Hawaii, On a Cruise, and Anywhere that's warm4 Things I Look Forward To This year:Being a officer of our yacht club, Boating on the Delta, The Bay Cruise, and Blogging4 People To Tag:If you want to play along let me know and I'll add you here.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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Links
2008-01-26 18:18:00
Other PlacesA Viral GardenConnected InternetBlog-OpCan I Make Big Money OnlineBlogtrepreneurBlogging to FameMillion Dollar Experiment heads Down UnderKumiko?s Cash QuestCalico MonkeyInternet BazaarShotgun Marketing BlogBrandSizzlebizsolutionsplusCustomers Rock!Being Peter KimPow! Right Between The Eyes!Billions With Zero KnowledgeWorking at Home on the InternetMapleLeaf 2.0Two Hat Marketingdarrenbarefoot.comThe Emerging BrandThe Branding BlogCrapHammerDrew?s Marketing MinuteGolden PracticesViaspireTell Ten FriendsFlooring the ConsumerKinetic IdeasUnconventional ThinkingBuzzoodleNewsPaperGrlThe Copywriting MavenHee-Haw MarketingScott Burkett?s Pothole on the InfobahnMulti-Cult ClassicsLogic + EmotionBranding & MarketingPopcorn n RosesOn Influence & AutomationBullshitobserverServant of ChaosconverstationseSoupPresentation ZenDmitry LinkovaialoneJohn WagnerNick RiceCKs BlogDesign SojournFrozen PuckThe SartorialistSmall SurfacesAfrica UnchainedPerspectivegDiapersMarketing Nirvan...
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Big Bang - World Record
2008-01-25 20:25:00
There is a group of us that decided to participate in another adventure in terms of Technorati authority. Getting to that 500 mark, or "A" list blogger mark is difficult and requires a lot of work and determination. By doing these meme's I've long passed the 500 mark. If you are interested in watching your authority grow, then just follow the simple rules below. Anyone can play so just have fun.*Start Copy Here*You do not have to be tagged to play along. This game is simple and so are the rules.Copy from *Start Copy Here* through *End Copy Here* Add your site(s) to the list. Just be sure to post at each site you add. Tag or don?t tag, your choice, however, the more tags you create the bigger the list will grow. Let me know your blog?s name and url by leaving me a comment HERE. I will add you to the master list. (If you would like the scroll box code, leave me your email address and I will email it to you.) Come back and copy the master list back to your site, often. This process w...
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Link Love Tag
2008-01-25 18:17:00
Amanda of Amanda tagged me for the link love meme. Here's how it goes:Rule #1: Copy all the links below and replace a single link under the appropriate letter of the alphabet. If your domain name, or even the title of your blog, starts with an ?A,? you?d replace the link under that letter and put the replaced link at the bottom. Also, don?t forget to credit the tagger, or where you got the list from, at the end of the list with a full URL of the post so that a pingback gets generated.A. An Ordinary LifeB. Blogging with CentsC. Comedy PlusD. DadThingE. Everything and AnythingF. Forum FinderG. Geek Mom MashupH. Happy KegI. iPentimentoJ. Julies JournalK. KabalyeroL. Ladylike4M. Mommy MandyN. Not Just MamaO. Original Mx5P. Peapod Squad StuffQ. Q WeddingsR. RowdigrlS. Shirleys DelightT. The So Called MeU. Utada OnlineV. ValmgW. Wicked BabylonX. Xavier MediaY. YimtoZ. ZbudapestReplaced link: Caffeine-OverloadPrevious tagger: Comedy PlusRule #2: You now have to ?tag? at least five people ...
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Awards
2008-01-25 02:02:00
December 30, 2007Mauro of One Million Love MessagesDecember 29, 2007Colin of LifeDecember 26, 2007Mel of Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDecember 26, 2007Jos of NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) December 22, 2007Julia of A Piece of My MindDecember 19, 2007Jos of NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)December 7, 2007Jos of NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)December 7, 2007Ev of My Life is Murphy?s LawDecember 7, 2007Dawn of Twisted SisterNovember 30, 2007Ann of A Nice Place In The SunNovember 29, 2007Bridget of ??And Miles To Go Before We Sleep??November 25, 2007Ann of A Nice Place In The SunNovember 18, 2007Colin of LifeNovember 17, 2007Misty Dawn of My Dogs Keep Me SaneNovember 17, 2007Misty Dawn of My Dogs Keep Me SaneNovember 12, 2007Mimi Queen of Memes of Mimi WritesNovember 12, 2007Mel of Attitude, The Ultimate PowerNovember 11, 2007Jos of NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)November 11, 2007Bridget of ??And Miles To Go Before We Sleep??November 11, 2007Ann of A Nice Place In The SunNovember 3, 2007Fuel My...
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Awards from Rhonda, Jackie and Colin
2008-01-25 01:28:00
Rhonda of I'm Running To Win Two has awarded me with two cool awards. The first one originated from The Nap Warden, The Chronicles of a SAHM and is called You Rock the Crib. The second is the Loveable Blog award. Now how cool is that? Thanks Rhonda for thinking of me. Jackie of The Painted Veil awarded me the Sweet Tater Award. You just have to go over and read her post titled To All The Sweet Taters. It's just so true. Thanks for thinking of me as a Sweet Tater. Big hug.My buddy Colin of Life awarded me with the Compliments Day Award. Here is a part of Colin's post that just had to come along with this award: A real friend must be cherished beyond all worldly measures and shine brighter than gold and last longer than diamonds. What more can one say? Well, nothing. Thank for always thinking of me Colin. You are indeed a great blogging buddy.I am delighted to pass these awards along to those that are so near and dear to me. So, I pass these awards on to everyone in my buddy list. ...
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Matt-Man's Presidential Campaign: Let's Get It On...
2008-01-24 17:38:00
Matt-Man for President I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :)
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