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Wrong Number
2008-01-01 17:48:00 Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it.The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number. Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery. The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands. At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. Leola said, "No problem. How many nights?"A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary wa... More About: Wrong , Wrong Number , Number
Give Me Five Monday
2007-12-31 19:31:00 Here is the challenge this week:Give Me Five ideas for kicking off your new year whether that be party suggestions or weight loss ideas or simply goals you have or crafty ideas you have been thinking about starting, the sky is the limit on this one!I haven't done resolutions in years, but I do have some things that are always on my list. They include the fun side of life.Boat more. Yep, I plan on even having a bigger year boating than last and that's saying alot.Be the best port captain I can be for our yacht club. It will be a new learning curve and I'm ready for that.Spend even more time with family and friends than last year.Maintain all my great blogging pals and develop new blogging buddies this coming year.Enjoy each and every day as the gift it is. As we get older the days, weeks, months and years become more precious. Happy New Year everyone.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Monday
Bloggers of the World Award
2007-12-31 17:03:00 Colin of Life has awarded me with the Bloggers of the World award. Thank you Colin. Here's what he had to say about this award:I have met so many wonderful people in the 9 months that I have been blogging. My first blog was Free PC Security, and 3 months later this blog sprang into life and has been a greater success than I could ever have imagined. The blogosphere has expanded to include all countries and nationalities, where barriers and borders do not exist. We have all come together to create a truly universal family, which I am proud to be a part of. You all know who you are, and I thank you for making me feel so welcome. I wish each and every one a Very Happy New Year, and hope that you enjoy good health, peace and prosperity throughout 2008. Here's all the folks that Colin gave this award to:0-Cotojo 1-Lisa , 2-Kim, 3-Deborah, 4-Pearl, 5-Sandy, 6-Jesse, 7-Chris, 8- Colin , 9-Santa, 10-Blog Elf, 11-Jackie, 12-Marzie, 13-Adrian, 14-Jos, 15-NAFA SG, 16-Paula, 17-Sue, 18-Kathy ... More About: Awards , The World , Award
2008 Contract
2007-12-31 16:04:00 After serious & cautious consideration...your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008 !It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!My Wish for You in 2008...May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy. May the problems you had forget your home address! In simple words...May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!Don't make someone a priority, if they only made you an option!I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Holidays , Contract
Manic Monday #40 - Key
2007-12-31 01:02:00 The Key to Identifying Where a Driver is From Chicago - One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. New York - One hand on wheel, one finger out window. Boston - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator. California - One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator. Los Angeles - With gun in lap. Ohio - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror, but driving in California. Italy - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat. Seattle - One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game. Texas city male - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window. Texas country male - One hand on wheel, one hand hangingout the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blin... More About: Monday , Manic Monday , Manic
The Builder and the Priest
2007-12-30 23:56:00 A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't very good at the game and every time he missed a shot would shout 'Sh*t, missed'.The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder; the priest could hold his tongue no longer. "Don't swear like that" he told his friend, "or God will punish you". The builder apologized and the game continued. As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted "Sh*t, missed." and continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three holes. The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said "I must insist that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish you!"Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth green and shouted out "Sh*t, missed". Immediately the heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the priest and killing him stone dead.Suddenly, a booming voice was he... More About: Priest , Builder
Great Blog Award 2007
2007-12-30 20:35:00 Mauro of 1 Million Love Messages awared me with the "Great Blog Award " 2007. How cool is that? Here is his list of awardees:1-Cotojo 2-Lisa -Deborah 4-Pearl 5-Sandy 6-Jesse 7-Chris 8-Santa 9-BlogElf 10-Jackie 11-Marzie 12-Adrian 13- 15-NAFASG 14-PolliwogFrog 15-Sue 16-Kathy 17-Maartje 18-Morgan 19-Greg 20-MaryAnn 21-Eric 22-Hawk 23-Carol 24-Diane 25-EvNucci 26-Surjit 27-Kuanyin 28-ChristyZ 29-Sandee 30-Robin 31-Hanna 32-Maunie 33-Kim 34-Bobby 35-Billy 36-David 37-Jennifer 38-Aryst 39-Winston 40-Christy 41-LilyRuth 42-Jess 43-Rudy 44-Lynda 45-Lili 46-SandyG 47-Ange 48-BlackWyrm 49-Vincent 50-Colin&Anne 51-BlandlyUrbane 52-Marco 53-Mihaela 54-John 55-Aziz 56-Ugyen 57-Lansy 58-Alex 59-Victors 60-Nostalgia 61-Franco 62-Herby 63-Rubie 64-Santaram&BVK 65-Jean-David 66-Namgay 67-Catherine 68-Yunita 69-PJLighthouse 70-Lorimer 71-DreamCatcher 72-Fred 73-Anja 74-MariaLourdes 75-JonB 76-Aayush 77-Denise 78-Dharmendra 79-BrentD 80-Jerry&Daryl 81-BrianB 82-Calvin 83-Pieter 84-Jessica... More About: Awards
Political Correctness
2007-12-30 04:04:00 Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end._____________________________________ _______________________________ I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Political , Political Correctness , Rect
Misunderstanding...
2007-12-29 16:37:00 Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do at such short notice.Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to the chief of staff about the cook, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself from the state dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end and this made him feel even worse. By now he w...
Friday's Feast - #173
2007-12-28 18:45:00 AppetizerName 2 things you would like to accomplish in 2008. Still be upright at the end of 2008, and to have more fun boating than I did this year. I'm not sure the last one is possible though.SoupWith which cartoon character do you share personality traits?Bucky Katt. I have that that same smart mouth, and dry sense of humor. Look at my header...that's Bucky Katt. He's a newspaper comic strip. SaladWhat time of day (or night) were you born?That was a whole lot of years ago, but I remember it was on a Saturday and that in was around 9 in the morning.Main CourseTell us something special about your hometown.Watching it disappear into the distance the day I left. I just hated my hometown, but most kids do long for some place else to be.DessertIf you could receive a letter from anyone in the world, who would you want to get one from? Tom Selleck, who else.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Friday , Feast
The Barber
2007-12-27 16:32:00 A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!""TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?""We'll be at the downtown International Marriott.""That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?""We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.""That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."A month later, the man again came in for his regular...
Happy Birthday Roger
2007-12-27 01:44:00 Roger of Idaho Daily Photo is having a birthday today. He's a special friend and I just want to say, I love you Roger and have a great BIRTHDAY!He would love it if you would drop by and say Happy Birthday as well. Here's his Happy Birthday post. It's very humerous too, just like Roger...I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Friends
Holiday Award's Presentations
2007-12-26 22:54:00 Mel of Attitude, The Ultimate Power has awarded me with the Holiday Award's Presentations . I thank you from the bottom of my heart Mel. You have become one of my favorite blogging buddies.Some of these awards I've received before and some I haven't. I'm passing them along to the following folks. You too may have recieved some and not others. So pick and choose if you wish. As always you do not have to participate if you don't want to. Claire @ A little piece of meAnn @ A Nice Place In The SunJulia @ A Piece of my MindJeff B. @ A Word In EdgewiseBridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."Mysterhk @ Another Day In ParadiseMary T. @ Answers to the QuestionsLinda @ Are We There Yet?Carrie @ Asara's Mental MeanderingsMel @ Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDavid @ authorblogMatt-Man @ Bagwine RuminationsBecca @ BeccA's BuzzNelia @ Blog That Mommy!Coach @ Can't Coach ThatSanni @ Coffee 2 GoMz. Jackson @ Coffee with Mz. JacksonTisha @ CrAzY Working MomDixie @ Dixie's Heart & S... More About: Awards , Resent
You Rock My Socks!
2007-12-26 22:44:00 Jos of NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) presented me with the You Rock My Socks Off Award. Thank you Jos.The "rules" for passing on the Laurel and Hardy - You Rock My Socks Award are simple: all I am asking is a link back or a comment to this post..I have enjoyed getting to know all of you this past year. Many of you I have grown to love and consider you part of my family. You know who you are. Blogging is indeed a wonderful community of awesome folks and you represent the best of the best in my book. May all of you prosper in the coming New Year.Thank you all! You Rock My Socks!Claire @ A little piece of meAnn @ A Nice Place In The SunJulia @ A Piece of my MindJeff B. @ A Word In EdgewiseBridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."Mysterhk @ Another Day In ParadiseMary T. @ Answers to the QuestionsLinda @ Are We There Yet?Carrie @ Asara's Mental MeanderingsMel @ Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDavid @ authorblogMatt-Man @ Bagwine RuminationsBecca @ BeccA's BuzzNelia @ Blog That Mom... More About: Awards
Technorati LinkLOve Back To You
2007-12-26 21:54:00 I stole this idea from Jos at NoDirectOn (Not:NoDirection).In the scroll box below are the blogs that were kind enough to link to this blog in the last 10 days. That is... the ones that Technorati counted... I have copy/pasted the Tecnorati pages with "blog reactions", changed the rel="bookmark" to rel="dofollow", deleted the images, and.. hey presto! Hope this works to give you some LinkLOve back (If it works, it will give a lot of LinkLOve to Technorati, too ;). Thank you for linking to 'Comedy Plus'!You Rock My Socks, Mr. Present!http://nodirecton.blogspot.com/20 07/12/you-rock-my-socks-mr-present.html20 hours ago in NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)Authority: 228Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Canon Rockhttp://elgiganteverdoso.blogspot.com/ 2007/12/trans-siberian-orchestra-christma s.html22 hours ago in El Gigante VerdosoAuthority: 156NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)http://nodirecton.blogspot.co m/1 day agoAuthority: 228The AnitoKid on Billiards Philippine Sportshttp://anitokid.blog... More About: Back , Back To You
Wordless Wednesday - Merry Christmas
2007-12-25 16:50:00 I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Christmas , Merry Christmas , Wednesday , Merry
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
2007-12-24 19:06:00 (In The World's Main Languages)Acholi - Mot ki Yomcwing Botwo Me Mwaka ManyenAdhola - Wafayo Chamo Mbaga & Bothi Oro ManyeniAeka- Keremisi jai beAfrikaans - Geseende Kerfees en 'n gelukkige nuwe jaarAhtna - C'ehwggelnen DzaenhAklanon - Malipayon nga Paskwa ag Mahigugmaon nga Bag-ong Dag-onAlbanian - Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!Aleut - Kamgan Ukudigaa Alsatian - E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr!Alur - Wafoyo Kado Oro & Wafoyo Tundo Oro manyeniAlutiiq - Spraasnikam & Amlertut Kiaget!Amharic - Melkam Yelidet BeaalAmuesha - Yomprocha' ya' natayaAndalusian - Felíce Pahjcua y Felí Año, or Felí Navidá y Próhjpero Año NuevoAngami - U kenei Christmas mu teicie kes a-u sie teicie kesa-u sie niepete keluo shuzaie weApache (Western) - Gozhqq KeshmishArabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana SaidaAragonese - Nabidà! & Goyosa Añada benién.Aramaic - Edo bri'cho o rish d'shato brich'to!Aranés - Bon Nadau!Arawak - Aba satho niw jari da'wisida bonArmenian - Shenoraavo... More About: Holidays , New Year , Happy , Happy New Year
Merry Christmas
2007-12-24 17:47:00 Claire @ A little piece of meAnn @ A Nice Place In The SunJulia @ A Piece of my MindJeff B. @ A Word In EdgewiseBridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."Mysterhk @ Another Day In ParadiseMary T. @ Answers to the QuestionsLinda @ Are We There Yet?Carrie @ Asara's Mental MeanderingsMel @ Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDavid @ authorblogMatt-Man @ Bagwine RuminationsBecca @ BeccA's BuzzNelia @ Blog That Mommy!Coach @ Can't Coach ThatSanni @ Coffee 2 GoMz. Jackson @ Coffee with Mz. JacksonTisha @ CrAzY Working MomDixie @ Dixie's Heart & SoulGracie @ Echoes of GraceIan @ EDog's Everything PageSteven @ Get Your Blog On!Jesse @ Hunna's HappeningsRoger @ Idaho Daily PhotoJulie @ Julie's Jewels and JunqueKai @ Just Me...Nola Dawn @ Kids, Cats & Books - What Else Is There?Colin @ LifeMo @ It's A Blog Eat Blog WorldLynda @ It?s A Women?s WorldColin @ LifeLifecruiser @ LifecruiserSandy @ Livin' Life SandyStylLois @ Lowdown from LoisLyn @ lynda's loftHolly @ Mama PajamaMim... More About: Christmas , Holidays , Merry Christmas , Merry
Unique Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 7
2007-12-24 15:48:00 While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts /Precious Memories .In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part: Each of us are like those snowflakes. We bring to the blogosphere different gifts, viewpoints, and experiences. Sooo......I'm dedicating this award to YOU, my fellow bloggers. Take this badge and wear it well. All I ask is that you pass it on and refer to this entry as a short award description. When you award this badge to someone, please take a moment to mention what makes him/her unique.Spread the love...There is no one more precious or unique as you!So, this is my final post of unique gifts and precious memories. Merry Christmas everyone.Travis @ Trav's Thoughts for his friendship, sense of humor and playing by the rules. Gene Bach @ Turning The Pages Of Life for being a new bloggi... More About: Friends
Manic Monday #39 - Joy
2007-12-24 00:46:00 Recipe for Christmas Joy Ingredients1/2 cup Hugs4 tsp Kisses2 cups Smiles4 cups Love1 cup Special Holiday Cheer1/2 cup Peace on Earth3 tsp Christmas Spirit2 cups Goodwill Toward Man1 Sprig of Mistletoe1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!)MethodMix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent.Blend in Holiday Cheer, Peace on Earth, Christmas Spirit and the Good Will toward Men. Use the mixture to fill a large, warm heart, where it can be stored for a lifetime. (It never goes bad!)Serve as desired under mistletoe, sprinkled liberally with special Christmas Snowflakes.It is especially good when accompanied by Christmas Carols and family get-togethers. Serve to one and all.May your Christmas be filled with JOY and happiness.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Monday , Manic Monday , Manic
Spirit of Christmas Award - Revisited
2007-12-23 23:55:00 I'm feeling in the Christmas mood and after doing the Spirit of Christmas Award yesterday and only awarding it to five folks, I got to thinking about all those that I left out. For once I followed the rules and that's so unlike me. Well, I'm going to fix that. All the folks that are in my buddy list are important to me. So, here's to all the folks I left out yesterday. Shame on me. So a big Merry Christmas to all of you.Claire @ A little piece of meAnn @ A Nice Place In The SunJulia @ A Piece of my MindJeff B. @ A Word In EdgewiseBridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."Mysterhk @ Another Day In ParadiseMary T. @ Answers to the QuestionsLinda @ Are We There Yet?Carrie @ Asara's Mental MeanderingsMel @ Attitude, The Ultimate PowerDavid @ authorblogMatt-Man @ Bagwine RuminationsBecca @ BeccA's BuzzNelia @ Blog That Mommy!Coach @ Can't Coach ThatSanni @ Coffee 2 GoMz. Jackson @ Coffee with Mz. JacksonTisha @ CrAzY Working MomDixie @ Dixie's Heart & SoulGracie @ Echo... More About: Awards
Fruitcake...
2007-12-23 21:16:00 Things You Probably Didn?t Know You Could Do With A FruitcakePaint a few white and place them outside on the grass so people won?t park on your lawn.Use it as building material. (This is actually what the Ancient Egyptians used to build the Great Pyramids.)Keep one under your pillow for home defense. Send one to the junk mail company with a note asking them to take you off their list.It?s colorful, use it as a Yule Log.Carve the Presidents? faces in it and submit as a science or art project.Give one to your boss and tell him it?s a life preserver.Use it as a base for flower arrangements.Donate to the local airport for use as airliner wheel blocks.Grind a few up and give it back to your in-laws in a bag marked ?lawn fertilizer.?For a community project, sink a few in the ocean and build an artificial reef.Tie one to each foot when you walk through deep snow to keep your feet dry.I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Holidays
Uniques Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 6
2007-12-23 17:11:00 While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts /Precious Memories .In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part: Each of us are like those snowflakes. We bring to the blogosphere different gifts, viewpoints, and experiences. Sooo......I'm dedicating this award to YOU, my fellow bloggers. Take this badge and wear it well. All I ask is that you pass it on and refer to this entry as a short award description. When you award this badge to someone, please take a moment to mention what makes him/her unique.Spread the love...There is no one more precious or unique as you!So, I'm going to post this everyday until Christmas and do ten of my unique gifts and precious memories. CallieAnnBratGirlfriend of Scrappin...with life for her wonderful friendship and her goofiness.Lynda of She Walks In Beauty for her... More About: Friends , Reci
Spirit of Christmas Award
2007-12-22 21:18:00 Julia of A Piece of My Mind awarded me with the Spirit of Christmas award. Here's what she said about me:Sandee posted 13 wonderfully wise quotes about Christmas for her Thursday Thirteen this week. She approaches life all year round with a wry sense of humor which shows in every blog post. Christmas gave her fantastic material to work with! She pokes fun at life taken too seriously, which gives anyone who visits her blog a chance to relax and have a laugh. Thank you for that, Sandee.Thank you very much for the kind words. I feel so honored.According to Santa's Community Blog, where this originated, "this award is for those who talk about and show the spirit of Christmas in their blogs.What is the Spirit of Christmas you ask?Quite simply it is those that have a generous and giving nature. Those who care about others. Those who have a kind word to say or a broad shoulder to lean on in the times that others need that. Those who display the 'Spirit of Christmas'."It's my turn to p... More About: Awards , Award
Unique Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 5
2007-12-22 15:16:00 While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts /Precious Memories .In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part: Each of us are like those snowflakes. We bring to the blogosphere different gifts, viewpoints, and experiences. Sooo......I'm dedicating this award to YOU, my fellow bloggers. Take this badge and wear it well. All I ask is that you pass it on and refer to this entry as a short award description. When you award this badge to someone, please take a moment to mention what makes him/her unique.Spread the love...There is no one more precious or unique as you!So, I'm going to post this everyday until Christmas and do ten of my unique gifts and precious memories. Empress Bee of muffin 53 and muffin 53.com because she was one of my first blogging buddies. She's warm and delightful all the tim... More About: Friends
You Gotta Be Shittin' Me!
2007-12-21 16:42:00 Have you ever wondered where the phrase "You Gotta Be Shittin' Me" came from? Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country way back when, George Washington was crossing the Delaware River with his troops. There were 33 [remember this number] in Washington's boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about. Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters [remember this name] and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth. Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware.Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.Sometime later, Washing... More About: Humor
Unique Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 4
2007-12-21 16:38:00 While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts /Precious Memories .In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part:Each of us are like those snowflakes. We bring to the blogosphere different gifts, viewpoints, and experiences. Sooo......I'm dedicating this award to YOU, my fellow bloggers. Take this badge and wear it well. All I ask is that you pass it on and refer to this entry as a short award description. When you award this badge to someone, please take a moment to mention what makes him/her unique.Spread the love...There is no one more precious or unique as you!So, I'm going to post this everyday until Christmas and do ten of my unique gifts and precious memories. Sandy of Livin' Life SandyStyl who shares her trials and tribulations in a warm and loving way.Lyn of lynda's loft who is a great ... More About: Friends
The Nativity Scene...
2007-12-21 03:33:00 In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene " that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"I see you! Don't forget to leave a comment and have a great day. :) More About: Holidays , Nativity Scene
Unique Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 3
2007-12-20 16:40:00 While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts /Precious Memories .In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part:Each of us are like those snowflakes. We bring to the blogosphere different gifts, viewpoints, and experiences. Sooo......I'm dedicating this award to YOU, my fellow bloggers. Take this badge and wear it well. All I ask is that you pass it on and refer to this entry as a short award description. When you award this badge to someone, please take a moment to mention what makes him/her unique.Spread the love...There is no one more precious or unique as you!So, I'm going to post this everyday until Christmas and do ten of my unique gifts and precious memories. Ian of EDog's Everything Page for his friendship and his wonderful writing skills.Steven of Get Your Blog On! for his wonderful sen... More About: Friends
Thursday Thirteen - 124th Edition
More articles from this author:2007-12-20 00:13:00 Thirteen Famous Quotes on Christmas Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. - Mary Ellen ChaseChristmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. - Emily MatthewsThe Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay LenoA Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing. - AnonymousHe who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. - Sunshine MagazineWhat is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. - Agnes M. PharoMany banks have a new kind of C... More About: Thirteen , Thursday , Edition 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 |
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